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(NBC News)   Government says 80% of scooters and electric wheelchairs Medicare buys go to lazy fat people   (vitals.nbcnews.com) divider line 28
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2013-03-28 06:45:06 PM
11 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-28 07:47:15 PM
5 votes:
moodyeyeview.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-28 06:39:48 PM
4 votes:
Government says 80% of scooters and electric wheelchairs Medicare buys go to lazy fat people who complain incessantly about Big Government waste, taxes and helping the poors.
2013-03-28 07:40:57 PM
3 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Don't worry.  Under ObamaCare, those scooters will be programmed to terminate their occupants at random, thus resolving the problem.


Exactly. The Hoverarounds are programmed to carry their occupants directly to the closest death panel on Jan 1, 2014.
2013-03-28 09:24:32 PM
2 votes:
Obama, keep your government hands off our Medicare!

www.idiotsholdingsigns.com
2013-03-28 08:14:14 PM
2 votes:
Fark is a funny place. People make the snarkiest jokes about anything and everything, with the full support of the other denizens.
Until someone's Sacred Cow is stepped on. Then we're all a"bunch of assholes".

/no one better say anything about the Starland Vocal Band. No one.
2013-03-28 08:09:11 PM
2 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Don't worry.  Under ObamaCare, those scooters will be programmed to terminate their occupants at random, thus resolving the problem.


I heard he was combining medicare scooters with drones - exploding 3mph elderly fat drones.
2013-03-28 07:58:27 PM
2 votes:

pxlboy: I remember when I worked for the local mall a number of years back and the *really* elderly folks complaining to management because either what you described would happen or it was  some random asshole parking there just because s/he was an asshole.


Were they making their Handicapped Faces?
2013-03-28 07:42:48 PM
2 votes:
i2.cdnds.net
2013-03-29 11:44:12 AM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: The Scooter Store idiots should have learned from those boneheads that used to advertise about tax settlements, where people claimed that they settled with the IRS for pennies on the dollar. When your tagline involves taking advantage of government largesse, you WILL get punished or shut down.


I still see those ads on TV pretty regularly.  I have to draw the conclusion that it would be cheaper to not pay your income tax and hire one of these lawyers to get the IRS to settle for pennies on the dollar.  There's no downside, right?
2013-03-28 09:16:43 PM
1 votes:
I'm wondering if the only reason I don't have a job yet in this economy is because my heart simply isn't black enough.

At least the Fed raid on The Scooter Store made for good entertainment.
2013-03-28 09:00:13 PM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: ///farking ice ice baby


Not bad.  We've had a lot of Snow this winter, many people found an unfortunate licky boom boom down.  Starting to get nice though(50F today), I should be able to enjoy a nice Ice-T outside in about a month.  Not a single Ice Cube though, waters down the drink.

/so terrible
2013-03-28 08:51:19 PM
1 votes:

stuffy: lovethesepicture.files.wordpress.com
My ride

totoz.eu
2013-03-28 08:35:00 PM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Fark is a funny place. People make the snarkiest jokes about anything and everything, with the full support of the other denizens.
Until someone's Sacred Cow is stepped on. Then we're all a"bunch of assholes".



You stupid, horrible dumbshiat. How dare you post crap like that!

The proper collective noun for assholes is a "loafpinch".
2013-03-28 08:24:17 PM
1 votes:
I spent a week at Disney World recently, and these damn things are the scourge of humanity. I look forward to the day they become self aware and terminate their occupants.
2013-03-28 08:18:33 PM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: [www.bannedinhollywood.com image 500x375]


www.the-leaping-lamp.com
2013-03-28 08:17:08 PM
1 votes:
www.pumpispumping.com
2013-03-28 08:10:28 PM
1 votes:
"Patients have been brainwashed by The Scooter Store,"


Must get scooter. MUST  GET  SCOOTER!! KILL ALL WHO STAND IN WAY OF SCOOTER!!!

SCOO-TER.


SCOO-TER.



SCOO-TER
2013-03-28 08:04:26 PM
1 votes:

Isitoveryet: kidgenius: Isitoveryet: onlyadistraction: Fat people disgust me. I saw an obese woman driving her scooter back to her government housing project the other day with 48 cans of soda in her basket... Americans make me sick

Technically, you make yourself sick.

No, sometimes it is the fat people. Bathing becomes an issue sometimes and the BO is absolutely flattening. Takes all I can to keep from hurling.

you can rest assured that they'll die soon & you won't have to be offended anymore.
poor snowflake.


I have a co-worker who uses two of those things--one at home and one at work, since his car isn't able to transport it.  He has severe diabetes from the fact that he is nearly 500 pounds, and eats, at the office, on a daily basis, about 8 packages of various little debbies snacks, a 1200-calorie lunch, 6-10 sodas, and then talks about how he gorges himself "for supper".  His desk is the most disgusting place in the building, covered in dead skin and the floor has been caked in food stuffs that have been ground into the carpet after he missed his face with his spoon or fork, and the food managed to roll down his belly where it was rolled over by the chair.  He farts about 20 times an hour, sleeps a third of any given work day, and makes life generally difficult for everyone else.
But he works for the government, so his "benefits" are untouchable.  But he has spent a huge portion of the last few months biatching about how he deserves more and the sequester is going to screw him up.
But don't worry, he's going to retire soon, with his benefits maxed out.  And he'll probably be dead by Christmas, probably from Thanksgiving dinner.
2013-03-28 08:00:13 PM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Is anyone allowed to use those courtesy scooters at WalMart and/or Costco?



Yeah, but if you use them to ram the other scooters, they'll probably throw you out.
2013-03-28 07:54:43 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-03-28 07:53:50 PM
1 votes:
Large size mobility scooter for a large appetite disability.

i.imgur.com

needs two spaces as the spaces are narrow.


Thread needs more mobility scooters in drive-thrus!!!!
2013-03-28 07:50:16 PM
1 votes:

p51d007: You see the same thing when you drive into any retail store parking lot.  How many times do you
see someone with a handicap placard, or license plate, get out of the vehicle and sprint into the
store?  Doctors give these things out like candy.  I think that if you aren't in a wheelchair, walker,
cane, or a heart condition, you should be able to shoot em in the foot so they have a REAL NEED
for the handicap placard....unless it means MENTAL handicap.


This.
2013-03-28 07:49:31 PM
1 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
2013-03-28 07:44:42 PM
1 votes:
You see the same thing when you drive into any retail store parking lot.  How many times do you
see someone with a handicap placard, or license plate, get out of the vehicle and sprint into the
store?  Doctors give these things out like candy.  I think that if you aren't in a wheelchair, walker,
cane, or a heart condition, you should be able to shoot em in the foot so they have a REAL NEED
for the handicap placard....unless it means MENTAL handicap.
2013-03-28 07:39:56 PM
1 votes:
www.bannedinhollywood.com
2013-03-28 07:07:08 PM
1 votes:
Seniors who use scooters unnecessarily can become sedentary, which can exacerbate obesity and other disorders.

Which can also be covered by Medicare. (The ciiiiiircle of life...)

You couldn't design a better program of big-government self-perpetuation combined with corporate welfare for the medical-industrial complex if you tried - and the best part is, it's dressed up as compassion for seniors so no politician dares touch a bit of it.
2013-03-28 06:46:23 PM
1 votes:
crazy rascals
 
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