Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Don't worry. Under ObamaCare, those scooters will be programmed to terminate their occupants at random, thus resolving the problem.
pxlboy: I remember when I worked for the local mall a number of years back and the *really* elderly folks complaining to management because either what you described would happen or it was some random asshole parking there just because s/he was an asshole.
Atomic Spunk: The Scooter Store idiots should have learned from those boneheads that used to advertise about tax settlements, where people claimed that they settled with the IRS for pennies on the dollar. When your tagline involves taking advantage of government largesse, you WILL get punished or shut down.
HindiDiscoMonster: ///farking ice ice baby
stuffy: My ride
WhippingBoy: Fark is a funny place. People make the snarkiest jokes about anything and everything, with the full support of the other denizens.Until someone's Sacred Cow is stepped on. Then we're all a"bunch of assholes".
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Isitoveryet: kidgenius: Isitoveryet: onlyadistraction: Fat people disgust me. I saw an obese woman driving her scooter back to her government housing project the other day with 48 cans of soda in her basket... Americans make me sickTechnically, you make yourself sick.No, sometimes it is the fat people. Bathing becomes an issue sometimes and the BO is absolutely flattening. Takes all I can to keep from hurling.you can rest assured that they'll die soon & you won't have to be offended anymore.poor snowflake.
WhippingBoy: Is anyone allowed to use those courtesy scooters at WalMart and/or Costco?
p51d007: You see the same thing when you drive into any retail store parking lot. How many times do yousee someone with a handicap placard, or license plate, get out of the vehicle and sprint into thestore? Doctors give these things out like candy. I think that if you aren't in a wheelchair, walker,cane, or a heart condition, you should be able to shoot em in the foot so they have a REAL NEEDfor the handicap placard....unless it means MENTAL handicap.
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