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(E! Online)   Don't call Amanda Byrnes mentally unstable because it makes her go bonkers   (eonline.com) divider line 15
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2013-03-28 07:09:41 PM
3 votes:
csb - re:crazy biatches:

A long time ago when I was single and in college, there was a girl in my dorm that used to do unexplainable shiat like Bynes. She'd sometimes be seen talking or laughing to herself. She'd join my friends and I on occasion when we hung out in the lounge on the weekends, and she'd blurt out nonsensical stuff. We were discussing an REO Speedwagon concert that a bunch of us had attended, and she wasn't joining in on our conversation, when all of a sudden she shouted, "COBRA!" and started laughing maniacally as she walked away. We were just stunned. She wasn't always nuts, but she drifted in and out of reality, it seemed.

One night, she was hanging out with a bunch of us, and she seemed pretty "normal" at that moment, and she started to get very cozy with me. I invited her up to my room, and we started to make out on my couch. She pulled down my pants and went down to give me head, but all of a sudden, an ugly thought hit me - what if she went crazy and bit my dick off? The whole John Bobbitt story was still recent news at the time, and although Lorena Bobbitt used a knife, not her teeth, the thought of a severed dick was something I couldn't shake. She started to suck it, but I couldn't get hard because all I could think was, "What if she went crazy and bit it off?" She tried for what seemed like 5 minutes, then finally I said, "Let's stop for a little while." We went back to making out, and I got hard, but when she went down again to try to suck it, I went limp. I couldn't shake the thought of her biting my dick off and that made an erection impossible. It also didn't help that I felt a little guilty that maybe I was taking advantage of someone who was unbalanced. I dunno - it was just not a very good experience. We ended up getting naked and I ate her out, but quite honestly, the whole escapade felt empty.

So the moral of this story is this: If you are ever offered a blowjob from a crazy chick, always keep this thought in mind - what if she goes bonkers and bites your dick off?

postscript: After that semester, she left school. I heard she flunked out, which wasn't surprising.
2013-03-28 06:16:05 PM
3 votes:
I'll just leave this here

i.imgur.com
2013-03-28 06:12:41 PM
3 votes:
That's really funny, as right now, Drake is murdering my vagina.
2013-03-28 04:38:27 PM
3 votes:
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/got nothin
2013-03-28 06:43:24 PM
2 votes:
I was saying "boo-urns."
2013-03-28 04:49:39 PM
2 votes:
I'm not calling her at all cause the restraining order says so.

/call me baby, please they say I'm better now
2013-03-29 01:45:46 AM
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: schoolbread: not mad, but it is disgusting

Why do you find it disgusting?


Because he's a terrible human, A Terrible Human.
2013-03-29 12:34:22 AM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: csb - re:crazy biatches:

A long time ago when I was single and in college, there was a girl in my dorm that used to do unexplainable shiat like Bynes. She'd sometimes be seen talking or laughing to herself. She'd join my friends and I on occasion when we hung out in the lounge on the weekends, and she'd blurt out nonsensical stuff. We were discussing an REO Speedwagon concert that a bunch of us had attended, and she wasn't joining in on our conversation, when all of a sudden she shouted, "COBRA!" and started laughing maniacally as she walked away. We were just stunned. She wasn't always nuts, but she drifted in and out of reality, it seemed.

One night, she was hanging out with a bunch of us, and she seemed pretty "normal" at that moment, and she started to get very cozy with me. I invited her up to my room, and we started to make out on my couch. She pulled down my pants and went down to give me head, but all of a sudden, an ugly thought hit me - what if she went crazy and bit my dick off? The whole John Bobbitt story was still recent news at the time, and although Lorena Bobbitt used a knife, not her teeth, the thought of a severed dick was something I couldn't shake. She started to suck it, but I couldn't get hard because all I could think was, "What if she went crazy and bit it off?" She tried for what seemed like 5 minutes, then finally I said, "Let's stop for a little while." We went back to making out, and I got hard, but when she went down again to try to suck it, I went limp. I couldn't shake the thought of her biting my dick off and that made an erection impossible. It also didn't help that I felt a little guilty that maybe I was taking advantage of someone who was unbalanced. I dunno - it was just not a very good experience. We ended up getting naked and I ate her out, but quite honestly, the whole escapade felt empty.

So the moral of this story is this: If you are ever offered a blowjob from a crazy chick, always keep this thought in mi ...


She comes off sounding pretty well adjusted compared to you in this story.
2013-03-29 12:18:54 AM
1 votes:

Solid State Vittles: I loved her work with the Talking Heardss.


Ermahgerd! Terking Heards! Berning Dern the Herse!
2013-03-28 10:00:21 PM
1 votes:
Her mother called her crazy once.

content.internetvideoarchive.com

Once
2013-03-28 08:31:38 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: [blog.zap2it.com image 520x350]

so, who wants a threesome?


I do but not with them
2013-03-28 08:22:11 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: [blog.zap2it.com image 520x350]

so, who wants a threesome?


I'm guesing a black meth dealer could pull it off.
2013-03-28 07:12:53 PM
1 votes:
Why do we give sh*ts about twunts with no talent, no brains, few prospects, and the personality of a sociopathic oyster? I don't understand the fascination. Is it because they'll so obviously self-destruct at some point--and we just want to be sure we catch it live so we can laugh at them? Seems like a lot of work for miniscule payoff.

Could not give less of a crap about this 'tard, Tardashian or her crotchfruit, any Jersey Shore doofus, anyone who is only known because they are related to someone famous, anyone that acheived stardom because of "reality TV", etc.

How about we pay attention to those that better humanity instead of the ones that bring us down? Maybe we could glamorise success and empathy and magnanimity for a while? Would that be too much to ask?
2013-03-28 06:23:15 PM
1 votes:
That's not nice, subby. Amanda Byrnes is a sweet, well-adjusted girl. Amanda Bynes, on the other hand, is nuttier than squirrel turds.
2013-03-28 06:22:38 PM
1 votes:
Sean Young, what say you?
 
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