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2013-03-28 04:38:27 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/got nothin
 
2013-03-28 04:49:39 PM
I'm not calling her at all cause the restraining order says so.

/call me baby, please they say I'm better now
 
2013-03-28 04:51:38 PM
B*tch is batsh*t crazy yo.
 
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2013-03-28 05:00:58 PM
She that oompa loompa-looking chick?
 
2013-03-28 05:14:27 PM
She sorta looks like Belinda (latin singer):

Amanda:

www.usmagazine.com

Belinda:

pulsoslp.com.mx
 
2013-03-28 05:15:52 PM
attentionwhoresayshwat.
 
2013-03-28 05:21:42 PM
Enjoy Has-Beenville, ex-actress.
 
2013-03-28 05:44:09 PM
WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?
 
2013-03-28 06:06:09 PM
All coke and no sleep make Amanda something, something
 
2013-03-28 06:07:13 PM

NuttierThanEver: All coke and no sleep make Amanda something, something


go crazy?
 
2013-03-28 06:10:33 PM
So, unstable is a no.  I don't see anything about calling her a coked out skank whore who is one bad choice away from doing lesbian porn with Lohan to pay off court ordered fines.
 
2013-03-28 06:12:41 PM
That's really funny, as right now, Drake is murdering my vagina.
 
2013-03-28 06:13:18 PM
I really do mean this, who? I don't know her name or even her face. Has she been in something us old people would know about?
 
2013-03-28 06:14:08 PM

cannotsuggestaname: I really do mean this, who? I don't know her name or even her face. Has she been in something us old people would know about?


This is why I mentioned Belinda. I've heard the name, but didn't associate it with a face or whatever else she has done.
 
2013-03-28 06:16:05 PM
I'll just leave this here

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-28 06:16:38 PM
Mental illness is hilarious!
 
2013-03-28 06:16:51 PM
who?
 
2013-03-28 06:22:18 PM

nharrisphoto: NuttierThanEver: All coke and no sleep make Amanda something, something

go crazy?


Don't Mind if I do
 
2013-03-28 06:22:38 PM
Sean Young, what say you?
 
2013-03-28 06:23:15 PM
That's not nice, subby. Amanda Byrnes is a sweet, well-adjusted girl. Amanda Bynes, on the other hand, is nuttier than squirrel turds.
 
2013-03-28 06:23:28 PM
Hey look, she becomes (calendar) eligible for Club27 next week. Does she have the talent to qualify?
 
2013-03-28 06:26:02 PM

KillAllHumans: I'll just leave this here

[i.imgur.com image 498x750]



Oh noes!  She's not following me on Twitter!
 
2013-03-28 06:28:08 PM

KillAllHumans: I'll just leave this here

[i.imgur.com image 498x750]

next best thing I seen all day besides what's in the booty thread
 
2013-03-28 06:29:21 PM

namatad: who?


I believe she is commonly referred to as "crazy and washed up former child star #1,243". Or maybe #1,244.
 
2013-03-28 06:31:45 PM
She looks happy around him in this picture i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-28 06:34:28 PM
To me, the question is: once it's leaked (or "stolen"), distributed, and made available via P2P... will I watch it?

And the answer to that question is "yes".
 
2013-03-28 06:36:13 PM
I loved her work with the Talking Heardss.
 
2013-03-28 06:37:24 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She looks happy around him in this picture [i.imgur.com image 430x594]


That just proves she's crazy.
 
2013-03-28 06:41:15 PM

namatad: who?


Amanda Byrnes. She's the stunt double of Amanda Bynes.
 
2013-03-28 06:43:24 PM
I was saying "boo-urns."
 
2013-03-28 06:56:20 PM
Bipolar + Psychosis can be a biatch!
 
2013-03-28 07:09:41 PM
csb - re:crazy biatches:

A long time ago when I was single and in college, there was a girl in my dorm that used to do unexplainable shiat like Bynes. She'd sometimes be seen talking or laughing to herself. She'd join my friends and I on occasion when we hung out in the lounge on the weekends, and she'd blurt out nonsensical stuff. We were discussing an REO Speedwagon concert that a bunch of us had attended, and she wasn't joining in on our conversation, when all of a sudden she shouted, "COBRA!" and started laughing maniacally as she walked away. We were just stunned. She wasn't always nuts, but she drifted in and out of reality, it seemed.

One night, she was hanging out with a bunch of us, and she seemed pretty "normal" at that moment, and she started to get very cozy with me. I invited her up to my room, and we started to make out on my couch. She pulled down my pants and went down to give me head, but all of a sudden, an ugly thought hit me - what if she went crazy and bit my dick off? The whole John Bobbitt story was still recent news at the time, and although Lorena Bobbitt used a knife, not her teeth, the thought of a severed dick was something I couldn't shake. She started to suck it, but I couldn't get hard because all I could think was, "What if she went crazy and bit it off?" She tried for what seemed like 5 minutes, then finally I said, "Let's stop for a little while." We went back to making out, and I got hard, but when she went down again to try to suck it, I went limp. I couldn't shake the thought of her biting my dick off and that made an erection impossible. It also didn't help that I felt a little guilty that maybe I was taking advantage of someone who was unbalanced. I dunno - it was just not a very good experience. We ended up getting naked and I ate her out, but quite honestly, the whole escapade felt empty.

So the moral of this story is this: If you are ever offered a blowjob from a crazy chick, always keep this thought in mind - what if she goes bonkers and bites your dick off?

postscript: After that semester, she left school. I heard she flunked out, which wasn't surprising.
 
2013-03-28 07:12:50 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She looks happy around him in this picture [i.imgur.com image 430x594]



He looks like a flaaaaaaming ice cream salesman.
 
2013-03-28 07:12:53 PM
Why do we give sh*ts about twunts with no talent, no brains, few prospects, and the personality of a sociopathic oyster? I don't understand the fascination. Is it because they'll so obviously self-destruct at some point--and we just want to be sure we catch it live so we can laugh at them? Seems like a lot of work for miniscule payoff.

Could not give less of a crap about this 'tard, Tardashian or her crotchfruit, any Jersey Shore doofus, anyone who is only known because they are related to someone famous, anyone that acheived stardom because of "reality TV", etc.

How about we pay attention to those that better humanity instead of the ones that bring us down? Maybe we could glamorise success and empathy and magnanimity for a while? Would that be too much to ask?
 
2013-03-28 07:22:05 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She looks happy around him in this picture [i.imgur.com image 430x594]


A "Utilikilt"? I'm getting very angry.
 
2013-03-28 07:23:57 PM

KillAllHumans: I'll just leave this here

[i.imgur.com image 498x750]


Well ummmm, yeah.
 
2013-03-28 07:29:19 PM

Atomic Spunk: A long time ago when I was single and in college, there was a girl in my dorm that used to do unexplainable shiat like Bynes. She'd sometimes be seen talking or laughing to herself. She'd join my friends and I on occasion when we hung out in the lounge on the weekends, and she'd blurt out nonsensical stuff. We were discussing an REO Speedwagon concert that a bunch of us had attended, and she wasn't joining in on our conversation, when all of a sudden she shouted, "COBRA!" and started laughing maniacally as she walked away. We were just stunned. She wasn't always nuts, but she drifted in and out of reality, it seemed.


That is one hell of a strong imagination she had. Sometimes I catch myself smiling at part of a movie I am thinking about (or something like that) but I've never had outbursts.
 
2013-03-28 07:30:54 PM

Bullroarer_Took: Why do we give sh*ts about twunts with no talent, no brains, few prospects, and the personality of a sociopathic oyster? I don't understand the fascination. Is it because they'll so obviously self-destruct at some point--and we just want to be sure we catch it live so we can laugh at them? Seems like a lot of work for miniscule payoff.

Could not give less of a crap about this 'tard, Tardashian or her crotchfruit, any Jersey Shore doofus, anyone who is only known because they are related to someone famous, anyone that acheived stardom because of "reality TV", etc.

How about we pay attention to those that better humanity instead of the ones that bring us down? Maybe we could glamorise success and empathy and magnanimity for a while? Would that be too much to ask?


You're certainly not helping your cause.
 
2013-03-28 07:38:27 PM
She's bi-polar and off her meds. Simple as that. She's in a manic state, and doesn't want to take lithium which would make her crash hard and fast. That's why a lot of bi-polar people in manic states don't take their meds. They should just leave her be. Isn't like she's going to kill herself while in a manic state. Too euphoric for that. She still needs to stabilize, because it simply isn't healthy to go unbalanced.
 
2013-03-28 07:39:06 PM
Where all the pics of her used up on the last thread?
 
2013-03-28 07:39:11 PM

Bullroarer_Took: Why do we give sh*ts about twunts with no talent, no brains, few prospects, and the personality of a sociopathic oyster? I don't understand the fascination. Is it because they'll so obviously self-destruct at some point--and we just want to be sure we catch it live so we can laugh at them? Seems like a lot of work for miniscule payoff.

Could not give less of a crap about this 'tard, Tardashian or her crotchfruit, any Jersey Shore doofus, anyone who is only known because they are related to someone famous, anyone that acheived stardom because of "reality TV", etc.

How about we pay attention to those that better humanity instead of the ones that bring us down? Maybe we could glamorise success and empathy and magnanimity for a while? Would that be too much to ask?


Because bad is the new good?  Because dysfunction is more exciting and unpredictable?  Because people care more about those who pull plenty of money out of their rear end in the shortest time possible?

Because also there really are some truly sad people who want to see people who have what they don't get some kind of comeuppance/karma?
 
2013-03-28 07:45:03 PM

Atomic Spunk: She started to suck it, but I couldn't get hard because all I could think was, "What if she went crazy and bit it off?" She tried for what seemed like 5 minutes, then finally I said, "Let's stop for a little while." We went back to making out, and I got hard, but when she went down again to try to suck it, I went limp. I couldn't shake the thought of her biting my dick off and that made an erection impossible


Cool story bro, but it never occurred to you that she could have easily bitten it off while it was el flacido?  Probably would have been easier that way.

At least when you had the horn, you presented her with more to bite through; you know, a challenge.
 
2013-03-28 07:48:15 PM

Nadie_AZ:
That is one hell of a strong imagination she had. Sometimes I catch myself smiling at part of a movie I am thinking about (or something like that) but I've never had outbursts.


Me too. I think that's pretty normal. Sometimes when I'm alone, I will even be thinking about a conversation that I had with someone and I will find myself saying aloud something I said or wish I had said. I don't know much about mental illness, but inappropriate outbursts are probably a sign of a serious problem.
 
2013-03-28 07:57:25 PM

Bullroarer_Took: Why do we give sh*ts about twunts with no talent, no brains, few prospects, and the personality of a sociopathic oyster? I don't understand the fascination. Is it because they'll so obviously self-destruct at some point--and we just want to be sure we catch it live so we can laugh at them? Seems like a lot of work for miniscule payoff.

Could not give less of a crap about this 'tard, Tardashian or her crotchfruit, any Jersey Shore doofus, anyone who is only known because they are related to someone famous, anyone that acheived stardom because of "reality TV", etc.


And yet, here you are. How sad.
 
kab
2013-03-28 08:02:11 PM

farkingismybusiness: Mental illness is hilarious!


Thank god she's not overweight, right?
 
2013-03-28 08:06:25 PM

Atomic Spunk: csb - re:crazy biatches:

A long time ago when I was single and in college, there was a girl in my dorm that used to do unexplainable shiat like Bynes. She'd sometimes be seen talking or laughing to herself. She'd join my friends and I on occasion when we hung out in the lounge on the weekends, and she'd blurt out nonsensical stuff. We were discussing an REO Speedwagon concert that a bunch of us had attended, and she wasn't joining in on our conversation, when all of a sudden she shouted, "COBRA!" and started laughing maniacally as she walked away. We were just stunned. She wasn't always nuts, but she drifted in and out of reality, it seemed.

One night, she was hanging out with a bunch of us, and she seemed pretty "normal" at that moment, and she started to get very cozy with me. I invited her up to my room, and we started to make out on my couch. She pulled down my pants and went down to give me head, but all of a sudden, an ugly thought hit me - what if she went crazy and bit my dick off? The whole John Bobbitt story was still recent news at the time, and although Lorena Bobbitt used a knife, not her teeth, the thought of a severed dick was something I couldn't shake. She started to suck it, but I couldn't get hard because all I could think was, "What if she went crazy and bit it off?" She tried for what seemed like 5 minutes, then finally I said, "Let's stop for a little while." We went back to making out, and I got hard, but when she went down again to try to suck it, I went limp. I couldn't shake the thought of her biting my dick off and that made an erection impossible. It also didn't help that I felt a little guilty that maybe I was taking advantage of someone who was unbalanced. I dunno - it was just not a very good experience. We ended up getting naked and I ate her out, but quite honestly, the whole escapade felt empty.

So the moral of this story is this: If you are ever offered a blowjob from a crazy chick, always keep this thought in mind - what if she goes bonkers and bites your dick off?

postscript: After that semester, she left school. I heard she flunked out, which wasn't surprising.


Not to be a Monday Morning QB, but you overthought that one.
 
2013-03-28 08:08:07 PM
Poor thing....she is probably grieving over her murdered vagina
 
2013-03-28 08:16:20 PM
blog.zap2it.com

so, who wants a threesome?
 
2013-03-28 08:22:11 PM

Brick-House: [blog.zap2it.com image 520x350]

so, who wants a threesome?


I'm guesing a black meth dealer could pull it off.
 
2013-03-28 08:31:38 PM

Brick-House: [blog.zap2it.com image 520x350]

so, who wants a threesome?


I do but not with them
 
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