AdolfOliverPanties: Love the headline! I am right instep with subby. He's got sole!
Osato: Hate to leg my way into the middle of such a nice punfest, but I call bullshiat on the article. Three points:1) So the Crazy Stalker Guy puts hydrofluoric acid in his victim's shoes... and it doesn't eat a hole in them. What the fark, do Japanese make their shoes entirely out of plastic or something?2) Hydrofluoric acid stinks. I'm pretty sure no shoes can be made to smell so bad as to mask HF's odor.3) Also, there's something really weird about how the crime happened last December and the guy was only arrested today. It's not like he could have stayed under the cops' radar, being the victim's stalker and all; plus, his choice of murder weapon could not be any less subtle - shipments of chemicals are regulated everywhere, and it's relatively hard to get a can of industrial-grade solvent(except for water) without writing your name on a piece of paper somewhere.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: You might say he gave her... spiked heels
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