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(News.com.au)   Man tries to kill woman by putting poison in her shoes - thereby becoming her arch nemesis   (news.com.au) divider line 28
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2013-03-28 05:22:34 PM  
4 votes:
You might say he gave her... spiked heels
2013-03-28 04:29:14 PM  
4 votes:
"Look, when I said to put the poison under her tongue..."
2013-03-28 05:54:34 PM  
3 votes:
a shoe laced with poison!
2013-03-28 06:00:41 PM  
2 votes:
He's a shoe-in for the worst criminal ever.
2013-03-28 05:40:28 PM  
2 votes:
I hope subby didn't lift that headline from the Bunyan.
2013-03-28 05:25:11 PM  
2 votes:
So the flat foots gave a lift to the heel, right?
2013-03-28 05:18:47 PM  
2 votes:
Pretty corny pun, subby.  Rather callous attitude.
2013-03-28 05:18:38 PM  
2 votes:
Let me know when the trial is afoot.
2013-03-28 05:18:08 PM  
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Love the headline!  I am right instep with subby.  He's got sole!


Subby is a dick!
/I think I did that wrong
2013-03-28 05:16:26 PM  
2 votes:
What a heel.
2013-03-28 05:13:36 PM  
2 votes:
That's quite the feat.
2013-03-28 04:49:55 PM  
2 votes:
Love the headline!  I am right instep with subby.  He's got sole!
2013-03-28 04:47:19 PM  
2 votes:
Toemaine poisoning?
2013-03-28 04:34:51 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not footing the bill for that trial,
2013-03-28 06:52:03 PM  
1 votes:
Apparently this guy has no sole.
2013-03-28 06:19:58 PM  
1 votes:

Osato: Hate to leg my way into the middle of such a nice punfest, but I call bullshiat on the article. Three points:
1) So the Crazy Stalker Guy puts hydrofluoric acid in his victim's shoes... and it doesn't eat a hole in them. What the fark, do Japanese make their shoes entirely out of plastic or something?
2) Hydrofluoric acid stinks. I'm pretty sure no shoes can be made to smell so bad as to mask HF's odor.
3) Also, there's something really weird about how the crime happened last December and the guy was only arrested today. It's not like he could have stayed under the cops' radar, being the victim's stalker and all; plus, his choice of murder weapon could not be any less subtle - shipments of chemicals are regulated everywhere, and it's relatively hard to get a can of industrial-grade solvent(except for water) without writing your name on a piece of paper somewhere.


I bet you're fun at parties...
2013-03-28 06:18:57 PM  
1 votes:
Boo, subby, to you I say boot.
2013-03-28 06:05:07 PM  
1 votes:
This goes against the Guild, I'm sure of it.
2013-03-28 05:55:01 PM  
1 votes:
This threads got legs!
2013-03-28 05:54:26 PM  
1 votes:
She's a dead girl
She don't try to hide it
Poison in the soles of her shoes

He's a bad boy
Evil as a /b/tard
Evil as a /b/tard with nothing to lose
Sing ta na na
Ta na na na
She got poison in the soles of her shoes
Ta na na
Ta na na na
She got poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
2013-03-28 05:38:33 PM  
1 votes:
He's going to have a hard time in prison. I hear he is pretty cuteicle.
2013-03-28 05:36:21 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You might say he gave her... spiked heels


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2013-03-28 05:35:02 PM  
1 votes:
The biatch wouldn't toe the line.
2013-03-28 05:34:51 PM  
1 votes:
He definitely deserves some time in the big house, Shoeshank Redemption style.
2013-03-28 05:31:37 PM  
1 votes:
Are all the little piggies ok?
2013-03-28 05:27:37 PM  
1 votes:
I think he needs to do some sole searching.
2013-03-28 05:18:38 PM  
1 votes:
Congrats to the detective who pumped him for information.
2013-03-28 04:25:29 PM  
1 votes:
www.solaronemedia.com

*Ba-dum-tish*
 
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