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(News.com.au)   Man tries to kill woman by putting poison in her shoes - thereby becoming her arch nemesis   (news.com.au) divider line 22
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2013-03-28 05:22:34 PM
2 votes:
You might say he gave her... spiked heels
2013-03-28 04:41:23 PM
2 votes:
Oh god that's horrible, that pun is almost as bad as the murder attempt.
2013-03-28 06:19:58 PM
1 votes:

Osato: Hate to leg my way into the middle of such a nice punfest, but I call bullshiat on the article. Three points:
1) So the Crazy Stalker Guy puts hydrofluoric acid in his victim's shoes... and it doesn't eat a hole in them. What the fark, do Japanese make their shoes entirely out of plastic or something?
2) Hydrofluoric acid stinks. I'm pretty sure no shoes can be made to smell so bad as to mask HF's odor.
3) Also, there's something really weird about how the crime happened last December and the guy was only arrested today. It's not like he could have stayed under the cops' radar, being the victim's stalker and all; plus, his choice of murder weapon could not be any less subtle - shipments of chemicals are regulated everywhere, and it's relatively hard to get a can of industrial-grade solvent(except for water) without writing your name on a piece of paper somewhere.


I bet you're fun at parties...
2013-03-28 06:14:03 PM
1 votes:
Hate to leg my way into the middle of such a nice punfest, but I call bullshiat on the article. Three points:
1) So the Crazy Stalker Guy puts hydrofluoric acid in his victim's shoes... and it doesn't eat a hole in them. What the fark, do Japanese make their shoes entirely out of plastic or something?
2) Hydrofluoric acid stinks. I'm pretty sure no shoes can be made to smell so bad as to mask HF's odor.
3) Also, there's something really weird about how the crime happened last December and the guy was only arrested today. It's not like he could have stayed under the cops' radar, being the victim's stalker and all; plus, his choice of murder weapon could not be any less subtle - shipments of chemicals are regulated everywhere, and it's relatively hard to get a can of industrial-grade solvent(except for water) without writing your name on a piece of paper somewhere.
2013-03-28 06:00:41 PM
1 votes:
He's a shoe-in for the worst criminal ever.
2013-03-28 05:55:01 PM
1 votes:
This threads got legs!
2013-03-28 05:54:34 PM
1 votes:
a shoe laced with poison!
2013-03-28 05:49:24 PM
1 votes:
I hope she really socks it to him. But this guy pulled off quite a feet.
2013-03-28 05:47:09 PM
1 votes:
This thread has the amazing feet of being full of puns. Der Besten in die Welt.
2013-03-28 05:43:17 PM
1 votes:
Seriously guys these puns are toe-tally unnecessary.
2013-03-28 05:40:28 PM
1 votes:
I hope subby didn't lift that headline from the Bunyan.
2013-03-28 05:35:02 PM
1 votes:
The biatch wouldn't toe the line.
2013-03-28 05:30:46 PM
1 votes:
Was it gangrene, or just a large welt?
2013-03-28 05:27:37 PM
1 votes:
I think he needs to do some sole searching.
2013-03-28 05:25:11 PM
1 votes:
So the flat foots gave a lift to the heel, right?
2013-03-28 05:18:47 PM
1 votes:
Pretty corny pun, subby.  Rather callous attitude.
2013-03-28 05:18:08 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Love the headline!  I am right instep with subby.  He's got sole!


Subby is a dick!
/I think I did that wrong
2013-03-28 05:16:26 PM
1 votes:
What a heel.
2013-03-28 05:13:36 PM
1 votes:
That's quite the feat.
2013-03-28 04:49:55 PM
1 votes:
Love the headline!  I am right instep with subby.  He's got sole!
2013-03-28 04:47:19 PM
1 votes:
Toemaine poisoning?
2013-03-28 04:29:14 PM
1 votes:
"Look, when I said to put the poison under her tongue..."
 
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