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(News.com.au)   Man tries to kill woman by putting poison in her shoes - thereby becoming her arch nemesis   (news.com.au) divider line 69
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2013-03-28 04:25:29 PM
www.solaronemedia.com

*Ba-dum-tish*
 
2013-03-28 04:29:14 PM
"Look, when I said to put the poison under her tongue..."
 
2013-03-28 04:34:51 PM
I'm not footing the bill for that trial,
 
2013-03-28 04:41:23 PM
Oh god that's horrible, that pun is almost as bad as the murder attempt.
 
2013-03-28 04:47:19 PM
Toemaine poisoning?
 
2013-03-28 04:49:55 PM
Love the headline!  I am right instep with subby.  He's got sole!
 
2013-03-28 05:13:36 PM
That's quite the feat.
 
2013-03-28 05:16:26 PM
What a heel.
 
2013-03-28 05:17:15 PM
Sounds like the police nailed it.
 
2013-03-28 05:18:08 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Love the headline!  I am right instep with subby.  He's got sole!


Subby is a dick!
/I think I did that wrong
 
2013-03-28 05:18:38 PM
Congrats to the detective who pumped him for information.
 
2013-03-28 05:18:38 PM
Let me know when the trial is afoot.
 
2013-03-28 05:18:47 PM
Pretty corny pun, subby.  Rather callous attitude.
 
2013-03-28 05:22:33 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-28 05:22:34 PM
You might say he gave her... spiked heels
 
2013-03-28 05:24:28 PM
If you want to get rid of someone that is extra stinky, just put odor eaters into their shoes.
They'll take 2 steps and disappear. .
 
2013-03-28 05:25:11 PM
So the flat foots gave a lift to the heel, right?
 
2013-03-28 05:27:37 PM
I think he needs to do some sole searching.
 
2013-03-28 05:28:35 PM
Very punny Subbster!
 
2013-03-28 05:30:13 PM
Headline like a fine wine.
 
2013-03-28 05:30:46 PM
Was it gangrene, or just a large welt?
 
2013-03-28 05:31:37 PM
Are all the little piggies ok?
 
2013-03-28 05:34:51 PM
He definitely deserves some time in the big house, Shoeshank Redemption style.
 
2013-03-28 05:35:02 PM
The biatch wouldn't toe the line.
 
2013-03-28 05:36:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You might say he gave her... spiked heels


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-28 05:38:33 PM
He's going to have a hard time in prison. I hear he is pretty cuteicle.
 
2013-03-28 05:40:28 PM
I hope subby didn't lift that headline from the Bunyan.
 
2013-03-28 05:43:17 PM
Seriously guys these puns are toe-tally unnecessary.
 
2013-03-28 05:45:25 PM
Sounds like she found her self in a (toe) jam.
 
2013-03-28 05:47:09 PM
This thread has the amazing feet of being full of puns. Der Besten in die Welt.
 
2013-03-28 05:49:24 PM
I hope she really socks it to him. But this guy pulled off quite a feet.
 
2013-03-28 05:54:26 PM
She's a dead girl
She don't try to hide it
Poison in the soles of her shoes

He's a bad boy
Evil as a /b/tard
Evil as a /b/tard with nothing to lose
Sing ta na na
Ta na na na
She got poison in the soles of her shoes
Ta na na
Ta na na na
She got poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
Poison in the soles of her shoes
 
2013-03-28 05:54:34 PM
a shoe laced with poison!
 
2013-03-28 05:54:46 PM

deanis: I hope she really socks it to him. But this guy pulled off quite a feet.


www.german-supermarket24.com
 
2013-03-28 05:55:01 PM
This threads got legs!
 
2013-03-28 05:56:33 PM
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2013-03-28 06:00:41 PM
He's a shoe-in for the worst criminal ever.
 
2013-03-28 06:05:07 PM
This goes against the Guild, I'm sure of it.
 
2013-03-28 06:07:13 PM
us.123rf.com
this thread is kickin'
 
2013-03-28 06:14:03 PM
Hate to leg my way into the middle of such a nice punfest, but I call bullshiat on the article. Three points:
1) So the Crazy Stalker Guy puts hydrofluoric acid in his victim's shoes... and it doesn't eat a hole in them. What the fark, do Japanese make their shoes entirely out of plastic or something?
2) Hydrofluoric acid stinks. I'm pretty sure no shoes can be made to smell so bad as to mask HF's odor.
3) Also, there's something really weird about how the crime happened last December and the guy was only arrested today. It's not like he could have stayed under the cops' radar, being the victim's stalker and all; plus, his choice of murder weapon could not be any less subtle - shipments of chemicals are regulated everywhere, and it's relatively hard to get a can of industrial-grade solvent(except for water) without writing your name on a piece of paper somewhere.
 
2013-03-28 06:16:12 PM
Guy must have seen too many 60's vintage Batman shows. That sounds like a Mad Hatter trick.
 
2013-03-28 06:17:14 PM
Ah! HF acid :b
Great way to melt your skin off. Brrrrr...
 
2013-03-28 06:18:57 PM
Boo, subby, to you I say boot.
 
2013-03-28 06:19:58 PM

Osato: Hate to leg my way into the middle of such a nice punfest, but I call bullshiat on the article. Three points:
1) So the Crazy Stalker Guy puts hydrofluoric acid in his victim's shoes... and it doesn't eat a hole in them. What the fark, do Japanese make their shoes entirely out of plastic or something?
2) Hydrofluoric acid stinks. I'm pretty sure no shoes can be made to smell so bad as to mask HF's odor.
3) Also, there's something really weird about how the crime happened last December and the guy was only arrested today. It's not like he could have stayed under the cops' radar, being the victim's stalker and all; plus, his choice of murder weapon could not be any less subtle - shipments of chemicals are regulated everywhere, and it's relatively hard to get a can of industrial-grade solvent(except for water) without writing your name on a piece of paper somewhere.


I bet you're fun at parties...
 
2013-03-28 06:22:22 PM
Something something something toenail fungus.

/My pun facility is currently disabled.
 
2013-03-28 06:23:31 PM

Kyosuke: So the flat foots gumshoes gave a lift to the heel, right?

 
2013-03-28 06:25:24 PM

Charlie Chingas: Osato: Hate to leg my way into the middle of such a nice punfest, but I call bullshiat on the article. Three points:
1) So the Crazy Stalker Guy puts hydrofluoric acid in his victim's shoes... and it doesn't eat a hole in them. What the fark, do Japanese make their shoes entirely out of plastic or something?
2) Hydrofluoric acid stinks. I'm pretty sure no shoes can be made to smell so bad as to mask HF's odor.
3) Also, there's something really weird about how the crime happened last December and the guy was only arrested today. It's not like he could have stayed under the cops' radar, being the victim's stalker and all; plus, his choice of murder weapon could not be any less subtle - shipments of chemicals are regulated everywhere, and it's relatively hard to get a can of industrial-grade solvent(except for water) without writing your name on a piece of paper somewhere.

I bet you're fun at parties...


i wouldnt debate him. he knows what he's talking about
007.graphicallstars.com
 
2013-03-28 06:27:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You might say he gave her... spiked heels


I'd have stabbed her with a stiletto.  Anyhow, I am glad this evildoer has been defeeted,
 
2013-03-28 06:42:10 PM
www.scene-stealers.com
Wanted for questioning...
 
2013-03-28 06:52:03 PM
Apparently this guy has no sole.
 
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