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2013-03-28 06:28:30 PM
5 votes:
Just another case of domesticated terrierism.
2013-03-28 06:32:35 PM
3 votes:

Oldiron_79: The only domestic animal Ive ever accidently ran over was a kitten. I was in a 70s LTD and my tireslocked up with my front right tire on top of it, there was nothing but a red greasy streak left.


How many have you intentionally run over?
2013-03-28 06:15:44 PM
3 votes:

reillan: Old Man Winter: "The pedestrian hit his head and was found unconscious..."

That is a terrible sentence for a news article.

"He was later taken to a hospital for his injuries"

I should hope it was later


At least the dog was nice enough to give him a ride.
2013-03-28 11:33:11 PM
2 votes:
www.lolroflmao.com
2013-03-28 07:18:01 PM
2 votes:
Did the police suspended his dog license?
2013-03-28 07:16:22 PM
2 votes:
Why is this on a site called "Opposing Views" under "Animal Rights"?

Are there canine driving advocacy groups that I was not aware about?
2013-03-28 06:33:49 PM
2 votes:
Another responsible dog owner.
2013-03-28 06:15:09 PM
2 votes:

ladyfortuna: davidphogan: Bad dog.

No, he's just avenging all the dogs that get hit and left for dead, starting with this guy.


Payback's a biatch.
2013-03-29 12:07:02 AM
1 votes:
Wait, I think I know what the dog was driving! It was a Houndai.

NOW THAT IS A BAD JOKE!
2013-03-28 09:54:27 PM
1 votes:

CanuckAmok: FARK rebel soldier: A dog that was left in an unattended vehicle accidentally pushed the gear into drive into bark and hit an unidentified pedestrian in York, Pennsylvania.

This is a terribly terrieribly stupid joke.

FTFY

/You're welcome.



Shouldn't that story be from Yorkie PA?
2013-03-28 09:03:54 PM
1 votes:

walkerhound: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 527x720]


There's a dog in that picture?
2013-03-28 08:58:31 PM
1 votes:

HalfOffOffer: More like...

'Dog Drives Car.  Dumb Pedestrian Jumps In Front Of It'


This.
You finally get your dog to the highest level of achievement in the game of fetch by teaching him to fetch your car and some interloper messes it all up.

/Is this Darwin's dog?
2013-03-28 08:27:03 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-28 07:18:33 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: Noticeably F.A.T.: Aren't pedestrians with cars generally called drivers?

Maybe carrying a toy car?


Is this a trick question?
2013-03-28 07:07:59 PM
1 votes:
That dog qualifies for a Driver's License in Massachusetts.
2013-03-28 07:06:06 PM
1 votes:
If the pedestrian had had a tank, this never would have happened.
2013-03-28 06:57:11 PM
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: A dog that was left in an unattended vehicle accidentally pushed the gear into drive into bark and hit an unidentified pedestrian in York, Pennsylvania.

This is a terribly terrieribly stupid joke.


FTFY

/You're welcome.
2013-03-28 06:53:51 PM
1 votes:

Super Chronic: Oldiron_79: The only domestic animal Ive ever accidently ran over was a kitten. I was in a 70s LTD and my tireslocked up with my front right tire on top of it, there was nothing but a red greasy streak left.

How many have you intentionally run over?


Well none in a car, but since everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten, and I masturbate like 10 times a day, like eleventy brazillian.
2013-03-28 06:48:06 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: [www.catster.com image 424x200]


I work with college students and recently made a Toonces joke and none of them had any idea what I was talking about.

Sigh.
2013-03-28 06:38:25 PM
1 votes:
www.catster.com
2013-03-28 06:32:02 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: The only domestic animal Ive ever accidently ran over was a kitten. I was in a 70s LTD and my tireslocked up with my front right tire on top of it, there was nothing but a red greasy streak left.


It's OK. It was only a cat. Did the eyes fly out and make a popping sound? I love when that happens.
2013-03-28 06:20:14 PM
1 votes:
wonder if it was a hit and run
2013-03-28 06:14:07 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Police say an unidentified pedestrian, who works at Hokes Mill, tried to stop the car before it hit a parked truck, but was caught between the two vehicles."

How farkin stupid do you have to be to THINK you can stop a moving car with your body, and then proceed to get in between it and another ton-plus vehicle to do so?

Moving a car with no momentum is one thing. Attempting to stop a moving car is teabagger dumb.  Darwin at work here.
2013-03-28 06:07:26 PM
1 votes:
So...what's the opposing view?  Better dog-driver's ed would take money away from dog athletics?
2013-03-28 05:11:14 PM
1 votes:
To be fair, that guy ran over the dog's mom six years ago to the day.
2013-03-28 04:47:55 PM
1 votes:
Did the man bite the dog first, leading to the dog to run the man over in retaliation?
 
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