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(Slate)   And now, portraits of ventriloquist dummies. Sleep tight   ( divider line
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2013-03-28 02:43:05 PM  
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no thank you.
2013-03-28 02:58:02 PM  
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Creepiest dummy ever. Twilight Zone FTW.
2013-03-28 04:27:42 PM  
At least you'd be guaranteed a reasonable level of success when trying to kill them with fire.
2013-03-28 04:34:49 PM  
2013-03-28 04:38:29 PM  
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2013-03-28 04:39:29 PM  
2013-03-28 04:43:12 PM  
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2013-03-28 04:48:09 PM  
Sure looks like kindling to me.
2013-03-28 04:49:25 PM  
Creepier than clowns
2013-03-28 04:50:39 PM  
I hate you subby, I hate you with enough force to start nuclear fusion
2013-03-28 04:51:11 PM  

//nope nope
2013-03-28 04:51:22 PM  

Godscrack: [ image 374x404]

Creepiest dummy ever. Twilight Zone FTW.

Hugo the ventriloquist dummy from the English film Dead of Nighthas my vote as creepiest dummy.
2013-03-28 04:54:26 PM  
Oh, look. It's THIS thread again.

Nice to see you all got dolled up for it.
Now resume your normal jaw-jacking.

Ya big dummies.
2013-03-28 04:54:30 PM  

My job in college was Gallery Attendant at the on-campus art gallery.  Nobody comes to the art gallery on campus.  The worst two weeks were when I had to close the "Charlie McCarthy" exhibit.

2013-03-28 04:54:42 PM  
The all have lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a shark's eyes.
2013-03-28 04:55:20 PM  
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"Hugo, she said you were ugly!"
2013-03-28 04:55:58 PM  

Ebenator: The all have lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a shark's eyes.

don't seem to be livin'. until they bite you!
2013-03-28 04:57:27 PM  
didn't we just do a creepy dummy thread?
2013-03-28 05:01:54 PM  
Not a ventroliquist's dummy per se, but it is a dummy with real human teeth:

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2013-03-28 05:03:05 PM  
2.  If I give you ham, will you go away?
2013-03-28 05:04:08 PM Full Size
2013-03-28 05:14:03 PM  
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2013-03-28 05:29:50 PM  

FlashHarry: [ image 300x429]

no thank you.

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 "They'll put you someplace dark and moody..."
2013-03-28 05:38:23 PM  

FlashHarry: [ image 300x429]

no thank you.


Commercials for that movie scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.  Glad to see it was first.
2013-03-28 05:41:19 PM  

offmymeds: [ image 470x317]

"Hugo, she said you were ugly!"

"Hugo! Hugo! Butt Lady! Butt Lady!"

2013-03-28 05:46:12 PM  
Why did I click on this thread?  Was I expecting something that WOULDN'T give me nightmares?

/Good green, subby.
//+1 for nightmares
2013-03-28 05:55:54 PM  
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2013-03-28 05:57:32 PM  
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Much, much better than I was expecting (seeing as how the film was written/directed by the creators of the gawdawful (IMO) "Saw"). It relies far (FAR!) more on creepy atmosphere and cinematography and lighting than on overt bloodletting. When compared to a lot of the macabre films out these days it's practically Whales-ian.
2013-03-28 06:17:08 PM  
Knucklehead on the right has always been my fave
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2013-03-28 06:25:11 PM  
Needs more Mortimer Snerd.
2013-03-28 06:39:29 PM  
Jeff Dunham is an evil, bigoted asshole who caters to the lowest common denominator.

/just wanted to throw that on the fire.
//burn baby, burn!
2013-03-28 06:41:35 PM  
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2013-03-28 06:50:07 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Jeff Dunham is an evil, bigoted asshole who caters to the lowest common denominator.


But at least his main dummy isn't one of those "dried apple doll" horror shows that used to be so popular/featured in this link.
2013-03-28 07:24:31 PM  
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Cousin, don't be ridicoolus. Now we do the dance of joy!
2013-03-28 07:28:50 PM  

Cagey B: Not a ventroliquist's dummy per se, but it is a dummy with real human teeth:

[ image 259x194]

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Separated at birth block?

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2013-03-28 09:55:05 PM  
Wow, no pics of Jeff Dunham and Peanut yet?
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