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(105.9 The Rock)   According to a survey I just made up, 9/10 women hate the taste of condoms. But thanks to bacon, this flavor epidemic will soon be a thing of the past   (1059therock.com) divider line 26
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2013-03-28 01:23:51 PM
5 votes:
I've got a solution that we'll BOTH like more.
2013-03-28 01:31:52 PM
4 votes:
Make it taste like money .
2013-03-28 01:52:42 PM
3 votes:
meh... Kermit the frog had those years ago
2013-03-28 01:45:31 PM
2 votes:
I will invent a frappuccino flavored condom that will require constant suction in order to reward the person with more delicious frappuchino flavor. I will be a billionaire and men everywhere will toast my brilliance. Then, the ex-wife, in a fit of jealous rage, will shoot me in the back of the head and I will die.

Since I'm lazy and already got death on the agenda, I'll just skip that other stuff.
2013-03-28 01:33:45 PM
2 votes:

bulldg4life: Sounds like you're f*cking the wrong hole.


There's a wrong one?
2013-03-28 01:27:54 PM
2 votes:
Using a condom is like petting a cat with a glove on...
2013-03-28 03:25:22 PM
1 votes:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.


Finish... the job? What job? I got mine - what else needs to happen?

/Please ladies, try to control yourselves. No need to push and shove to get to me.
2013-03-28 02:44:12 PM
1 votes:

NutWrench: This isn't a problem for me because I ejaculate Haagen-Dazs.


Do those butter pecans hurt when they come out?
2013-03-28 02:30:10 PM
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I have never met a woman that likes the taste of a condom, thank goodness chloroform fixes that.


I could never get past the smell.
2013-03-28 02:29:20 PM
1 votes:
I have never met a woman that likes the taste of a condom, thank goodness chloroform fixes that.
2013-03-28 02:16:01 PM
1 votes:

Cymbal: karnal: My wife is not really that into 'bacon' - now a chocolate flavored ones would keep me coming back for more.

Why would you need a condom to get a beej from your wife? Her ovaries in her stomach or something?



If you saw some of the shiat my wife shoves in her mouth you would know how silly of a question that was.
2013-03-28 02:11:17 PM
1 votes:

cgraves67: You wouldn't want to get her mouth-pregnant would you?


sperm 1: are we almost to the egg yet?
sperm 2: hell no, we're not even halfway down the esophagus
2013-03-28 02:04:45 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-28 02:02:16 PM
1 votes:
I guess this brings new meaning to "porking her."
2013-03-28 01:59:04 PM
1 votes:

Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.


That one wouldn't work on me. I've hated the stuff ever since I was a kid. Peanut butter just smells disgusting to me.

Mr Kiwi and I have an agreement- I won't kiss him right after a beej, and he doesn't kiss me right after a PB&J.
2013-03-28 01:59:01 PM
1 votes:
www.higherthansatire.com
\Too easy
2013-03-28 01:54:25 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.

Oh, so it's for two pump chumps then?


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Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
2013-03-28 01:51:37 PM
1 votes:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.


i don't think her hitachi cares one way or the other
2013-03-28 01:46:03 PM
1 votes:

mercator_psi: Why not cut out the middleman and fark a pig?

(No offense.)


Because I divorced her about 10 years ago.
2013-03-28 01:38:53 PM
1 votes:
This isn't a problem for me because I ejaculate Haagen-Dazs.
2013-03-28 01:34:43 PM
1 votes:
Why not cut out the middleman and fark a pig?

(No offense.)
2013-03-28 01:32:10 PM
1 votes:
Just out of curiosity, is there anybody else here who allows their dogs in the room when they're having sex?

I foresee a horrifying accident...
2013-03-28 01:30:25 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like you're f*cking the wrong hole.
2013-03-28 01:29:43 PM
1 votes:
Wrap something around my junk that instinctively might make my wife want to bite down? I think not.
2013-03-28 01:27:59 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: I find this hard to swallow.


That's not what I read on a bathroom wall.
2013-03-28 01:24:16 PM
1 votes:
I find this hard to swallow.
 
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