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(105.9 The Rock)   According to a survey I just made up, 9/10 women hate the taste of condoms. But thanks to bacon, this flavor epidemic will soon be a thing of the past   (1059therock.com) divider line 161
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2013-03-28 01:54:25 PM

kiwimoogle84: Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.

Oh, so it's for two pump chumps then?


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Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
 
2013-03-28 01:54:26 PM

spiderpaz: Are there any people actually using condoms when getting a blowjob from someone that isn't "on the clock"?


THIS. if you're in a relationship with a woman who distrusts you to the point of beej condoms, that's a bad thing.
 
2013-03-28 01:55:37 PM

genepool lifeboat: kiwimoogle84: Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.

Oh, so it's for two pump chumps then?



Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.


I know what you're trying to say baby. AWWWW YEEAAHHH, that's IT!

/team building '99
 
2013-03-28 01:55:44 PM

kiwimoogle84: spiderpaz: Are there any people actually using condoms when getting a blowjob from someone that isn't "on the clock"?

THIS. if you're in a relationship with a woman who distrusts you to the point of beej condoms, that's a bad thing.


or man, as the case may be.

/glory holes rule
 
2013-03-28 01:56:08 PM
Here's my solution
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2013-03-28 01:56:08 PM
Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.
 
2013-03-28 01:56:20 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2013-03-28 01:56:45 PM

Andrew Wiggin: kiwimoogle84: spiderpaz: Are there any people actually using condoms when getting a blowjob from someone that isn't "on the clock"?

THIS. if you're in a relationship with a woman who distrusts you to the point of beej condoms, that's a bad thing.

or man, as the case may be.

/glory holes rule


Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.

Ew.

Glory holes? Really?

/needs brain bleach
 
2013-03-28 01:57:20 PM

Kahabut: Neondion: Using a condom is like petting a cat with a glove on...

My cats love to get petted with my gloves on.

So ...


Do you use the ribbed gloves?
 
2013-03-28 01:58:27 PM
The taste of condoms? Who gives a shiat your not going to get her mouth pregnant.
 
2013-03-28 01:58:28 PM
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2013-03-28 01:59:01 PM
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\Too easy
 
2013-03-28 01:59:04 PM

Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.


That one wouldn't work on me. I've hated the stuff ever since I was a kid. Peanut butter just smells disgusting to me.

Mr Kiwi and I have an agreement- I won't kiss him right after a beej, and he doesn't kiss me right after a PB&J.
 
2013-03-28 01:59:24 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Ok that's pretty funny, did you come with that all by yourself? Because I got to say, that's the truth broheim.
 
2013-03-28 02:00:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: genepool lifeboat: kiwimoogle84: Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.

Oh, so it's for two pump chumps then?

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

I know what you're trying to say baby. AWWWW YEEAAHHH, that's IT!

/team building '99


Business hours are over, baby!
 
2013-03-28 02:00:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: spiderpaz: Are there any people actually using condoms when getting a blowjob from someone that isn't "on the clock"?

THIS. if you're in a relationship with a woman who distrusts you to the point of beej condoms, that's a bad thing.


Or she is into the wrong kind of latex fetish.
 
2013-03-28 02:02:16 PM
I guess this brings new meaning to "porking her."
 
2013-03-28 02:02:19 PM

kiwimoogle84: Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.

That one wouldn't work on me. I've hated the stuff ever since I was a kid. Peanut butter just smells disgusting to me.

Mr Kiwi and I have an agreement- I won't kiss him right after a beej, and he doesn't kiss me right after a PB&J.


PB&J? Is that what their calling it nowadays?

What's that stand for, Pussy Blood and Juice?
 
2013-03-28 02:04:21 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'm assuming it's the flavor leftover on the cock that they dislike...because if one needs to wrap it before getting a beej, they don't deserve a beej.


YoOjo: Why would you put a condom wearing penis in the mouth?
As long as you have a bit of respect for each other you'll be up-to-date tested, there are no such thing as mouth babies, so what gives?


Heamer: If you have to wear a condom to get a beej, you probably shouldn't be getting one to begin with. Same with the dental dam; if she's got to put a barrier between you and your tongue, you probably shouldn't be down there.


All of these.

Jeez, I know I'm old, and have been married for quite awhile...but has sex become so dangerous that you need protection against everything you might come in contact with?  No wonder today's young 'uns just text constantly - it's the only safe form on intercourse.
 
2013-03-28 02:04:30 PM

Cymbal: kiwimoogle84: Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.

That one wouldn't work on me. I've hated the stuff ever since I was a kid. Peanut butter just smells disgusting to me.

Mr Kiwi and I have an agreement- I won't kiss him right after a beej, and he doesn't kiss me right after a PB&J.

PB&J? Is that what their calling it nowadays?

What's that stand for, Pussy Blood and Juice?


Boy I wish I could unread that...

/now have the strange urge to listen to the song 'Peaches and Cream'
 
2013-03-28 02:04:45 PM
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2013-03-28 02:05:34 PM
Cymbal:

PB&J? Is that what their calling it nowadays?

What's that stand for, Pussy Blood and Jism?


Fixified.
 
2013-03-28 02:05:46 PM

Cymbal: kiwimoogle84: Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.

That one wouldn't work on me. I've hated the stuff ever since I was a kid. Peanut butter just smells disgusting to me.

Mr Kiwi and I have an agreement- I won't kiss him right after a beej, and he doesn't kiss me right after a PB&J.

PB&J? Is that what their calling it nowadays?

What's that stand for, Pussy Blood and Juice?


...peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

What did YOUR mom feed you as a kid?
 
2013-03-28 02:06:09 PM

IAMBOB: Andrew Wiggin: i'm assuming it's the flavor leftover on the cock that they dislike...because if one needs to wrap it before getting a beej, they don't deserve a beej.

or maybe they're using a hooker, think I'd want a condom on my junk before a hooker gave me a beej


If that's the case than who cares what she thinks...you're paying for her service.
 
2013-03-28 02:06:21 PM

Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.


great idea! my dog LOVES peanut butter
 
2013-03-28 02:07:37 PM
You wouldn't want to get her mouth-pregnant would you?
 
2013-03-28 02:07:58 PM

kiwimoogle84: Cymbal: kiwimoogle84: Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.

That one wouldn't work on me. I've hated the stuff ever since I was a kid. Peanut butter just smells disgusting to me.

Mr Kiwi and I have an agreement- I won't kiss him right after a beej, and he doesn't kiss me right after a PB&J.

PB&J? Is that what their calling it nowadays?

What's that stand for, Pussy Blood and Juice?

...peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

What did YOUR mom feed you as a kid?


Do you really want him to answer that?
 
2013-03-28 02:11:17 PM

cgraves67: You wouldn't want to get her mouth-pregnant would you?


sperm 1: are we almost to the egg yet?
sperm 2: hell no, we're not even halfway down the esophagus
 
2013-03-28 02:11:49 PM

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Cymbal: kiwimoogle84: Watubi: Should have made it peanut butter flavored.  Everyone I ever dated went crazy over the stuff, including my wife.

That one wouldn't work on me. I've hated the stuff ever since I was a kid. Peanut butter just smells disgusting to me.

Mr Kiwi and I have an agreement- I won't kiss him right after a beej, and he doesn't kiss me right after a PB&J.

PB&J? Is that what their calling it nowadays?

What's that stand for, Pussy Blood and Juice?

...peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

What did YOUR mom feed you as a kid?

Do you really want him to answer that?


I think he already did.
 
2013-03-28 02:15:36 PM
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2013-03-28 02:15:52 PM
There are so many posts in this thread that I wish I hadn't read.
 
2013-03-28 02:16:01 PM

Cymbal: karnal: My wife is not really that into 'bacon' - now a chocolate flavored ones would keep me coming back for more.

Why would you need a condom to get a beej from your wife? Her ovaries in her stomach or something?



If you saw some of the shiat my wife shoves in her mouth you would know how silly of a question that was.
 
2013-03-28 02:16:03 PM

spiderpaz: Are there any people actually using condoms when getting a blowjob from someone that isn't "on the clock"?


They must be chewing on them when nobody is around.
 
2013-03-28 02:21:46 PM
I've been known to say that the person who can make semen taste like chocolate would win the Nobel Peace Price.

No more wars as people would be too busy making eacother happy.  The lesbians may feel left out, though.
 
2013-03-28 02:22:18 PM

karnal: Cymbal: karnal: My wife is not really that into 'bacon' - now a chocolate flavored ones would keep me coming back for more.

Why would you need a condom to get a beej from your wife? Her ovaries in her stomach or something?


If you saw some of the shiat my wife shoves in her mouth you would know how silly of a question that was.


I don't know man, unless she eats light bulbs, I'd still prob stick it in there without any protection. Nothing much better in life than a beej from some other guy's wife.
 
2013-03-28 02:25:20 PM

kiwimoogle84: Oh, so it's for two pump chumps then?


You're the one who said:

kiwimoogle84: Um, yeah. Condom taste is disgusting. I doubt adding artificial bacon flavor is going to help much. The latex will still be there.


Plus, numerous farkers have questioned the need for a condom during a beej, so... yeah, I put 2 & 2 together and came up with that conclusion. Maybe Massengill will come out with a bacon flavor, too, to encourage some foreplay? Hail to the V!
 
2013-03-28 02:26:36 PM

vudukungfu: I find this hard to swallow.


That's what she said
 
2013-03-28 02:28:04 PM
Can this ridiculous product mark the end of us pretending that bacon is special?  Everything with that much fat and salt tastes good.
 
2013-03-28 02:28:07 PM
I want to make a tasty substance used during beejs that gets you high as fark.
 
2013-03-28 02:29:02 PM

megarian: I want to make a tasty substance used during beejs that gets you high as fark.


We used to call that cocaine
 
2013-03-28 02:29:20 PM
I have never met a woman that likes the taste of a condom, thank goodness chloroform fixes that.
 
2013-03-28 02:30:10 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I have never met a woman that likes the taste of a condom, thank goodness chloroform fixes that.


I could never get past the smell.
 
2013-03-28 02:31:44 PM
I shouldn't have read this thread before eating lunch.

I like bacon....but I wouldn't want to go down on a bacon flavored one. Now maybe cherry...
 
2013-03-28 02:32:25 PM

megarian: I want to make a tasty substance used during beejs that gets you high as fark.


I make a substance during BJs that some say is tasty.
 
2013-03-28 02:32:56 PM

MBooda: Just out of curiosity, is there anybody else here who allows their dogs in the room when they're having sex?


Yes, but it's all 100% consensual.
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Strictly between us... and the clown, the Japanese Catholic girls... and the midgets.

Sweet Gott im Himmel, the midgets.
 
2013-03-28 02:33:25 PM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: I want to make a tasty substance used during beejs that gets you high as fark.

We used to call that cocaine


Yeah, but that will numb the guy so he can't feel anything and numb her throat so she can't swallow.

No one wins. Kinda.
 
2013-03-28 02:33:32 PM

megarian: I want to make a tasty substance used during beejs that gets you high as fark.


with all the drugs i've taken, i wouldn't be surprised if you failed a piss test after blowing me.
 
2013-03-28 02:33:41 PM

studs up: karnal: My wife is not really that into 'bacon' - now a chocolate flavored ones would keep me coming back for more.

I thought the same thing. Pretty sure this is for gay men. Or fat girls. Either way....not buyin'.


As a homo I gota say no, go raw dog or go home.
 
2013-03-28 02:34:19 PM

SuperChuck: megarian: I want to make a tasty substance used during beejs that gets you high as fark.

I make a substance during BJs that some say is tasty.


I heard pineapple juice helps.

What's your secret?
 
2013-03-28 02:34:31 PM

megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: I want to make a tasty substance used during beejs that gets you high as fark.

We used to call that cocaine

Yeah, but that will numb the guy so he can't feel anything and numb her throat so she can't swallow.

No one wins. Kinda.


If the throat is numb, there's no gag reflex.
 
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