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(105.9 The Rock)   According to a survey I just made up, 9/10 women hate the taste of condoms. But thanks to bacon, this flavor epidemic will soon be a thing of the past   (1059therock.com) divider line 161
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2013-03-28 01:23:51 PM  
I've got a solution that we'll BOTH like more.
 
2013-03-28 01:24:16 PM  
I find this hard to swallow.
 
2013-03-28 01:25:58 PM  
There must be a joke in here somewhere involving fat girls, oral and losing your member.
 
2013-03-28 01:26:04 PM  
bacon

*sigh*
 
2013-03-28 01:27:28 PM  
i'm assuming it's the flavor leftover on the cock that they dislike...because if one needs to wrap it before getting a beej, they don't deserve a beej.
 
2013-03-28 01:27:54 PM  
Using a condom is like petting a cat with a glove on...
 
2013-03-28 01:27:59 PM  

vudukungfu: I find this hard to swallow.


That's not what I read on a bathroom wall.
 
2013-03-28 01:29:43 PM  
Wrap something around my junk that instinctively might make my wife want to bite down? I think not.
 
2013-03-28 01:30:12 PM  
Why would you put a condom wearing penis in the mouth?
As long as you have a bit of respect for each other you'll be up-to-date tested, there are no such thing as mouth babies, so what gives?
 
2013-03-28 01:30:25 PM  
Sounds like you're f*cking the wrong hole.
 
2013-03-28 01:30:42 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: i'm assuming it's the flavor leftover on the cock that they dislike...because if one needs to wrap it before getting a beej, they don't deserve a beej.


or maybe they're using a hooker, think I'd want a condom on my junk before a hooker gave me a beej
 
2013-03-28 01:31:52 PM  
Make it taste like money .
 
2013-03-28 01:32:10 PM  
Just out of curiosity, is there anybody else here who allows their dogs in the room when they're having sex?

I foresee a horrifying accident...
 
2013-03-28 01:33:02 PM  
If you have to wear a condom to get a beej, you probably shouldn't be getting one to begin with. Same with the dental dam; if she's got to put a barrier between you and your tongue, you probably shouldn't be down there.
 
2013-03-28 01:33:26 PM  
My wife is not really that into 'bacon' - now a chocolate flavored ones would keep me coming back for more.
 
2013-03-28 01:33:33 PM  
If it tastes like bacon, but uses no pork in the flavor formula, is it Kosher?
 
2013-03-28 01:33:45 PM  

bulldg4life: Sounds like you're f*cking the wrong hole.


There's a wrong one?
 
2013-03-28 01:33:59 PM  
Subby sounds fat.
 
2013-03-28 01:34:43 PM  
Why not cut out the middleman and fark a pig?

(No offense.)
 
2013-03-28 01:34:46 PM  

italie: Wrap something around my junk that instinctively might make my wife want to bite down? I think not.


THIS
 
2013-03-28 01:34:55 PM  
And sometimes the lady can put the condom on you with her mouth.
 
2013-03-28 01:35:15 PM  

karnal: My wife is not really that into 'bacon' - now a chocolate flavored ones would keep me coming back for more.


I thought the same thing. Pretty sure this is for gay men. Or fat girls. Either way....not buyin'.
 
2013-03-28 01:37:16 PM  
Ummm...bacon....  OH GOD.....DON'T CHEW!
 
2013-03-28 01:37:41 PM  

echomike23: italie: Wrap something around my junk that instinctively might make my wife want to bite down? I think not.

THIS


What, are you both married to Pavlov's dogs? Playing a little N.W.A. can set a romantic mood and also serve as a friendly reminder:

"It's the wooorld's biggest d*ck/ Don't matter, just don't bite it"
 
2013-03-28 01:38:53 PM  
This isn't a problem for me because I ejaculate Haagen-Dazs.
 
2013-03-28 01:39:16 PM  
What the shiat.
 
2013-03-28 01:40:42 PM  
How many radio stations are called "The Rock"? a) 5 hundred, b) 10 thousand, c) 3 billion?
 
2013-03-28 01:40:55 PM  
The company thinks these kinds of girls will appreciate their product:

More likely, it will be these:

77301.inspyred.com
 
2013-03-28 01:42:23 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: echomike23: italie: Wrap something around my junk that instinctively might make my wife want to bite down? I think not.

THIS

What, are you both married to Pavlov's dogs? Playing a little N.W.A. can set a romantic mood and also serve as a friendly reminder:

"It's the wooorld's biggest d*ck/ Don't matter, just don't bite it"


She swaaaaallowed it
 
2013-03-28 01:45:31 PM  
I will invent a frappuccino flavored condom that will require constant suction in order to reward the person with more delicious frappuchino flavor. I will be a billionaire and men everywhere will toast my brilliance. Then, the ex-wife, in a fit of jealous rage, will shoot me in the back of the head and I will die.

Since I'm lazy and already got death on the agenda, I'll just skip that other stuff.
 
2013-03-28 01:45:52 PM  
According to a survey I just made up, 9/10 women hate the taste of condoms. But thanks to bacon, this flavor epidemic will soon be a thing of the past

FTFY...
 
2013-03-28 01:46:03 PM  

mercator_psi: Why not cut out the middleman and fark a pig?

(No offense.)


Because I divorced her about 10 years ago.
 
2013-03-28 01:46:17 PM  
To echo others, if you need a condom to get a BJ, you might as well not even bother.
 
2013-03-28 01:47:59 PM  
if a girl can puts the condom in her mouth, and then puts it on your dick using her mouth, she might have a side line of work.
 
2013-03-28 01:48:30 PM  
Yeah ... the latex taste is totally why she doesn't want to go down and swallow your hog.  If it tasted like bacon she'd totally be into it all the time!
 
2013-03-28 01:48:30 PM  
Um, yeah. Condom taste is disgusting. I doubt adding artificial bacon flavor is going to help much. The latex will still be there.
 
2013-03-28 01:48:35 PM  
As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.
 
2013-03-28 01:49:07 PM  

SurfaceTension: mercator_psi: Why not cut out the middleman and fark a pig?

(No offense.)

Because I divorced her about 10 years ago.


ZING!!!
 
2013-03-28 01:50:25 PM  
Polling all farkettes:
What taste of condom should one buy?
Strawberry? Chocolate? Onion?
 
2013-03-28 01:50:39 PM  

spiderpaz: SurfaceTension: mercator_psi: Why not cut out the middleman and fark a pig?

(No offense.)

Because I divorced her about 10 years ago.

ZING!!!


I set him up, he knocks 'em down.
 
2013-03-28 01:51:15 PM  

Neondion: Using a condom is like petting a cat with a glove on...


My cats love to get petted with my gloves on.

So ...
 
2013-03-28 01:51:37 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.


i don't think her hitachi cares one way or the other
 
2013-03-28 01:51:39 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: As usual, farkers got it all wrong.

FTFA: "And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D's baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant."

The bacon flavor ain't for her. It's to make YOU go downstairs and finish the job before you fall asleep.


Oh, so it's for two pump chumps then?
 
2013-03-28 01:52:07 PM  
robbwolf.com
 
2013-03-28 01:52:41 PM  

Soulless Carbon Rod: Polling all farkettes:
What taste of condom should one buy?
Strawberry? Chocolate? Onion?


Sleep with clean, tested girls maybe. All flavors are bad, except maybe that really strong mint one that masks everything else.
 
2013-03-28 01:52:42 PM  
meh... Kermit the frog had those years ago
 
2013-03-28 01:52:54 PM  

karnal: My wife is not really that into 'bacon' - now a chocolate flavored ones would keep me coming back for more.


Why would you need a condom to get a beej from your wife? Her ovaries in her stomach or something?
 
2013-03-28 01:53:03 PM  
I'd rather get a handjob than a blowjob with a condom on.
 
2013-03-28 01:53:05 PM  
Are there any people actually using condoms when getting a blowjob from someone that isn't "on the clock"?
 
2013-03-28 01:53:10 PM  
I'd be trying taking up Yoga to try and give myself a beej...

/Good AND good for you!
 
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