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(Texas Monthly)   "I'd never marry a guy I didn't like", says the man who once covered "Cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other"   (texasmonthly.com) divider line 39
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2013-03-28 01:58:44 PM  
So? I'd never marry a woman I did't like either.
 
2013-03-28 02:33:37 PM  
I'd never marry anyone who didn't like Willie.
 
2013-03-28 02:38:43 PM  

FloydA: I'd never marry anyone who didn't like Willie.


Me neither. Not ever.
 
2013-03-28 02:42:40 PM  
Great interview! Thumbs up for Willie.
 
2013-03-28 02:44:17 PM  

FloydA: I'd never marry anyone who didn't like Willie.


No time for love Docta Jones!
 
2013-03-28 02:56:49 PM  
I'd probably marry some guy I didn't like, if he had enough money. I'm a whore.
 
2013-03-28 02:59:30 PM  
Hell, I'd marry Willie Nelson if it entitles me to half of his pot.
 
2013-03-28 03:00:54 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: Great interview! Thumbs up for Willie.


The world will be a little darker place when Willie leaves us.
 
2013-03-28 03:17:46 PM  
"marijuana cigarettes"
Seldom do I hear that, but when I do, I imagine the speaker has a big stick wedged firmly up his ass.
Surely even the readers of the "Texas Monthly" are familiar with "joint" by now?
 
2013-03-28 03:23:09 PM  

ginandbacon: FloydA: I'd never marry anyone who didn't like Willie.

Me neither. Not ever.


Same Here!
I don't care who you think you are, Willie Nelson is the coolest human being alive!
 
2013-03-28 03:23:51 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I'd probably marry some guy I didn't like, if he had enough money. I'm a whore.


Me, too, but he would have to like Willie.
 
2013-03-28 03:27:44 PM  
Willie is my top pic of celebrities I want to hang out with and smoke a joint.
 
2013-03-28 03:30:57 PM  

MFAWG: Sass-O-Rev: Great interview! Thumbs up for Willie.

The world will be a little darker place when Willie leaves us.


Because of all the dope smoking in his honor will block out the sun.
 
2013-03-28 03:36:59 PM  

Killer Cars: Hell, I'd marry Willie Nelson if it entitles me to half of his pot.


You couldn't handle half of Willie's pot. Maybe Snoop could, maybe Chong could...but a mere mortal hasn't got a chance.
 
2013-03-28 03:39:10 PM  

dallylamma: Killer Cars: Hell, I'd marry Willie Nelson if it entitles me to half of his pot.

You couldn't handle half of Willie's pot. Maybe Snoop could, maybe Chong could...but a mere mortal hasn't got a chance.


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2013-03-28 03:44:27 PM  

wellreadneck: "marijuana cigarettes"
Seldom do I hear that, but when I do, I imagine the speaker has a big stick wedged firmly up his ass.
Surely even the readers of the "Texas Monthly" are familiar with "joint" by now?


They would have to be, and stop calling them "Shirley".
 
2013-03-28 03:45:36 PM  
Huh, I thought he wrote "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other."
 
2013-03-28 04:05:07 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Huh, I thought he wrote "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other."


No, but Ned Sublette did write it with Willie in mind.

"Gay or straight? Married, not married?  It was never a question. And now there's fussin', fightin', and arguin' over it? Let's get off that and talk about guns."

Amen.
 
2013-03-28 04:39:30 PM  

wellreadneck: "marijuana cigarettes"
Seldom do I hear that, but when I do, I imagine the speaker has a big stick wedged firmly up his ass.
Surely even the readers of the "Texas Monthly" are familiar with "joint" by now?


My mom said that one time during a "talk" to my brother and I as teenagers.  We still laugh about it.
 
2013-03-28 04:45:49 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Huh, I thought he wrote "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other."


I thought they couldn't quit each other.
 
2013-03-28 04:54:03 PM  
he believes love doesn't discriminate, "and it shouldn't be discriminated against."

... yeah, man, please stop helping.  Using a NAMBLA argument to support gay marriage pretty much amounts to opposing it.

Evil Mackerel: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Huh, I thought he wrote "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other."

I thought they couldn't quit each other.


Those were shepherds, not cowboys.  Different animal altogether.
 
2013-03-28 05:20:37 PM  
Oh, hey, it's 4:20 in Austin, Texas.
Yeehaw.
 
2013-03-28 06:04:00 PM  
That headline made me laugh so hard. So imagine this. Two cowboys both reading that article while sitting face to face to with each other. They both randomly make eye contact and there is an awkward silence. Both of them become offended and rob a bank. Soon enough they realize they have enough money to never work again. But they get caught. Because of fecal matter left behind. Soon everything crumbles and they go to jail. They are now gay.
 
2013-03-28 06:35:47 PM  
But would he get married to all the girls he's loved before?
 
2013-03-28 06:45:04 PM  

fusillade762: But would he get married to all the girls he's loved before?

No he hated the way they cooked. Great blowjobs. Not so much in the taters

 
2013-03-28 07:41:04 PM  

Buttknuckle: Willie is my top pic of celebrities I want to hang out with and smoke a joint.


He's probably more fun in that scenario that at a concert. One of the worst shows I ever saw. It's not like he was an asshole; he wasn't. But he just went thru the motions and phoned it in. Only a show by The Cars in '79 was worse.
 
2013-03-28 08:07:49 PM  
 
2013-03-28 09:45:20 PM  

fusillade762: But would he get married to all the girls he's loved before?


He gets Julio's leftovers.
 
2013-03-28 09:58:50 PM  

dallylamma: Killer Cars: Hell, I'd marry Willie Nelson if it entitles me to half of his pot.

You couldn't handle half of Willie's pot. Maybe Snoop could, maybe Chong could...but a mere mortal hasn't got a chance.


I read and article a while back, I think it was by a guy who wrote for Rolling Stone, who set out to smoke pot with two of the most renowned pot heads in the music world; Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg.  Smoking with Willie was great.  His weed was the kind that made you light and happy, and in general good times were had by all.  The weed he smoked with Snoop was the kind that knocked you on your ass and locked you to the couch.  I recall the writer wondering if perhaps Snoop didn't add a little something extra to his weed.

I guess my point is Willie Nelson seems like a great guy to smoke pot with.
 
2013-03-28 10:28:50 PM  
I am old and this is Willie before I was born.
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Good on Willie for taking the right side!!
 
2013-03-28 11:14:45 PM  

FloydA: I'd never marry anyone who didn't like Willie.


That.

Willie is one of those dudes you need to see before he passes on to the great beyond.  His voice is kind of showing it's age now, but the dude still rips up that guitar.   If I am ever half as cool as Willie, I'll be the coolest guy any of you have ever spoken to.
 
2013-03-28 11:15:49 PM  

MFAWG: Sass-O-Rev: Great interview! Thumbs up for Willie.

The world will be a little darker place when Willie leaves us.


It will be better, because he made it a better place, and left us with a lot to be glad about.  When he's gone, we can all say "Man, I'm glad Willie was here."
 
2013-03-28 11:26:28 PM  
God bless Willie. That man can't do wrong thing.
 
2013-03-28 11:41:33 PM  

ginandbacon: FloydA: I'd never marry anyone who didn't like Willie.

Me neither. Not ever.


My mother, for reasons I don't fully understand, hates Willie Nelson. She doesn't like his music and doesn't like him as a person. It's especially odd because she's pretty laid back herself and not normally judgmental.

I love the guy and his music... Wouldn't marry my mother under any circumstances though.
 
2013-03-29 12:43:05 AM  
I wouldn't marry a duck I didn't like, so I completely understand what this guy is saying.
 
2013-03-29 12:54:08 AM  
I wish I'd seen his customized Marriage Equality sign two days ago- it's dope.
 
2013-03-29 05:47:25 AM  
Well that confirms my suspicions about the braids.
 
2013-03-29 06:56:22 AM  
My folks grew up in the next town over from Willie. My mom used to go on double dates with her cousin at was seeing Willie, but they had to sneak her cousin out of the house because she wasn't allowed to go out with "that outlaw"
 
2013-03-29 08:02:04 AM  
When I was in college, I tried growing my hair long so I could get braids like Willie. Unfortunately, when my hair gets too long, it curls up like a motherf*cker and I look like the bastard child of Art Garfunkel and Sideshow Bob.

(If you've seen the lead singer of Coheed and Cambria, that's exactly what my hair looks like if I don't keep it short)
 
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