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(Fox News)   So Mexico is apparently now just a "Mad Max" movie without cool villian names or Tina Turner in a chainmail dress   (foxnews.com) divider line 27
    More: Scary, Tina Turner, Mexico, Mexican, Guerrero, Acapulco, Easter Week, town, Pacific coast  
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2013-03-28 03:49:12 PM
10 votes:
TFA was way too serious, so...

The Mexican Maid
 
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron betterthan you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora The gardener did."
.
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Wife: "So how much do you want?"


/De nada.
2013-03-28 02:58:13 PM
5 votes:

Mikey1969: Hundreds of armed vigilantes have taken control of a town on a major highway in the Pacific coast state of Guerrero, arresting local police officers and searching homes after a vigilante leader was killed. Several opened fire on a car of Mexican tourists headed to the beach for Easter week.

And that, my friends,is why vigilantism is a bad, BAD idea...


www.naturalnews.com

Absolutely.  Leave it to the professionals.
2013-03-28 03:38:56 PM
4 votes:
lasnoticiasmexico.com
We need him now more than ever...
2013-03-28 02:39:42 PM
3 votes:
In all fairness, if my local police department were just part of a large criminal gang.... hm. Farkers in Chicago, how does that work over there?
2013-03-28 02:36:57 PM
3 votes:
Yo soy Batman!
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2013-03-28 02:34:17 PM
3 votes:
This article overlooks the importance of Mexico as a major center of culture, history, and art.
2013-03-28 02:58:19 PM
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: YoOjo: Which way is the prevailing wind?
I'm pretty sure we could nuke the whole country into oblivion and then waft all that glow-in-the-dark goodness Guatemala way.

The prevailing wind is straight into the USA. That's where our monsoons come from in summer.


oh, we're going to need a bigger wall then.
2013-03-28 02:51:32 PM
2 votes:

Mikey1969: Hundreds of armed vigilantes have taken control of a town on a major highway in the Pacific coast state of Guerrero, arresting local police officers and searching homes after a vigilante leader was killed. Several opened fire on a car of Mexican tourists headed to the beach for Easter week.

And that, my friends,is why vigilantism is a bad, BAD idea...


Eh, if you want to make an omelet, you have to blow up the hen house.
2013-03-28 02:48:25 PM
2 votes:
This would have never happened if Mexico had gun control laws.
/ ....
2013-03-28 02:45:49 PM
2 votes:
¿Quién dirige bartertown?
2013-03-28 02:36:27 PM
2 votes:
No burning leaves without a permit!

-I have a permit!

Too late!
2013-03-28 02:07:30 PM
2 votes:
Homer: "Ok, we've got the secret vigilante handshake.  Now we need code names.  I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball."

Moe: "You're an idiot."
2013-03-28 01:20:15 PM
2 votes:
I don't know, sound like Tea Party heaven. Who needs police and prosecutors, we'll just form our own vigilante group.
2013-03-28 04:39:31 PM
1 votes:

hasty ambush: Might I suggest Mercenaries


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Sounds like these guys would be more their speed:
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"Sew, very old woman! Sew like the wind!
2013-03-28 04:17:47 PM
1 votes:

Dahnkster: The Stealth Hippopotamus: No, they have the cool super villain names

I need someone to translate


Jefe de Jefes = Boss of Bosses
El Barbas = The Beards
El Botas Blancas = The White boots
La Muerte = The Death
El Ingeniero = The Engineer
El Mas Loco = The Craziest
El Chayo = Common Spanish term for 'rosario'. The Rosary
El Profe = The Professor or The Teacher
El Chango = The Monkey
El Tío = The Uncle
El Chapo = Shorty
El Mayo = Month of May
El Nacho = The Nacho
El Padrino = The Godfather
El Azul = The Blue
El Tres Letras = The Three Letters
El Lazca = The Turk
El Verdugo = The Executioner
El Lalo = The Most or The Excessive
El Alineador = The Aligner or The Guy Who Straightens Things Out
El Alamo = The Poplar
El Bronce = The Bronze or The Brass
El Pitirijas = The Dude
El Cuarenta = The 40
Goyo = Is often diminutive for Greg or Gregorio
Panchito = Little Francis

De nada


ooh ooh, I have one:
El Nino = The Nino
2013-03-28 04:16:15 PM
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com
I am El Nino, which is Spanish for......the Nino....
2013-03-28 04:08:49 PM
1 votes:

theurge14: Mexico does have stricter gun control laws.  But thanks to the relaxed gun laws in states like Arizona, Mexican cartels have US citizens purchase arms in the US and then smuggle them across the border.  The Mexican President has even publicly stated that the expiration of the US 2004 Assault Weapons Ban is directly linked to the increased violence thanks to assault weapons making their way south of the border.  A quick Google can bring up many articles on this.


And it's a butt-load of crap.

At most, 36% of the guns seized in Mexico can be traced to the US, and just because they can be traced to the US doesn't mean that they were sold *COMMERCIALLY* here:  Some could well be guns that were manufactured here, sold overseas, and ultimately found their way to Mexico.

Check out pictures of the weaponry seized:   Often, you'll see actual military hardware (grenades, actual for-real machine guns) that isn't commonly available for retail sale in the US.
2013-03-28 03:33:35 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ShawnDoc: I don't know, sound like Tea Party heaven. Who needs police and prosecutors, we'll just form our own vigilante group.

My first thought, too

/I'm sure Michele Bachmann is taking notes


This just in... neither of you tools have any idea what the Tea Party is all about.

But if you're looking for a bunch of violent thugs fighting with the cops? Gee, does that make me think of the Tea Party... or OWS? Hrm. Let me check the arrest records at the events...
2013-03-28 03:29:27 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They're brown and they have oil

/what are we waiting for?


The end of lettuce picking season.
2013-03-28 03:23:25 PM
1 votes:
 

The Stealth Hippopotamus: No, they have the cool super villain names

I need someone to translate



Jefe de Jefes = Boss of Bosses
El Barbas = The Beards
El Botas Blancas = The White boots
La Muerte = The Death
El Ingeniero = The Engineer
El Mas Loco = The Craziest
El Chayo = Common Spanish term for 'rosario'. The Rosary
El Profe = The Professor or The Teacher
El Chango = The Monkey
El Tío = The Uncle
El Chapo = Shorty
El Mayo = Month of May
El Nacho = The Nacho
El Padrino = The Godfather
El Azul = The Blue
El Tres Letras = The Three Letters
El Lazca = The Turk
El Verdugo = The Executioner
El Lalo = The Most or The Excessive
El Alineador = The Aligner or The Guy Who Straightens Things Out
El Alamo = The Poplar
El Bronce = The Bronze or The Brass
El Pitirijas = The Dude
El Cuarenta = The 40
Goyo = Is often diminutive for Greg or Gregorio
Panchito = Little Francis

De nada
2013-03-28 02:57:31 PM
1 votes:
Who runs Bordertown?
2013-03-28 02:51:16 PM
1 votes:
Less Mexico. More Tina

My Gawd that woman was hot back in the day.

Dem legs!
2013-03-28 02:38:19 PM
1 votes:
No, they have the cool super villain names

I need someone to translate
2013-03-28 02:37:51 PM
1 votes:
violentsalvation:

Can anyone tell me if whatever substance you or your friends favor has seen a jump in price or reduced availability over the last six years? People I know who use have told me no, but that might be because my proximity to the border.

I buy American.

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2013-03-28 02:33:40 PM
1 votes:
We don't need another chalupa
We just need to find a burrito shop at home
2013-03-28 01:33:48 PM
1 votes:

UberDave: "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"


I'm filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.
2013-03-28 01:04:32 PM
1 votes:
"Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"
 
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