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(Newser)   News flash: No, you cannot adopt your girlfriend. Especially not as part of an alleged bid to safeguard tens of millions of dollars   (newser.com) divider line 12
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9015 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Mar 2013 at 1:47 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-28 02:09:32 PM
4 votes:
apps.startribune.com

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. It's your girlfriend. There are rules.
2013-03-28 01:54:30 PM
3 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
Girlfriending your adoption is still cool right?
2013-03-28 12:53:04 PM
3 votes:
www.metalsucks.net
2013-03-28 02:01:58 PM
2 votes:
Had a coworker who rented a few rooms in his house to another family.  Zoning informed him that his house was single family so he adopted his 35 year old boarder.  He even brought them to company picnics
2013-03-28 01:59:27 PM
2 votes:
I've been thinking about adopting a 17 year-old Vietnamese girl.
2013-03-28 02:44:34 PM
1 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: MelGoesOnTour: MelGoesOnTour: Clue me in---who's the guy & gal in the Boobies?

/clueless

Not sure why I was filtered----the last two words were supposed to be...to rephrase...in the "Weeners" [to this thread].

Okay, which mod' is farking with me?!

How'bout "the erstemost reflection in the form of an answer"?


I am stealing the line, "Who's the girl in the boobies?"
2013-03-28 02:39:22 PM
1 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: MelGoesOnTour: Clue me in---who's the guy & gal in the Boobies?

/clueless

Not sure why I was filtered----the last two words were supposed to be...to rephrase...in the "Weeners" [to this thread].


Okay, which mod' is farking with me?!

How'bout "the erstemost reflection in the form of an answer"?
2013-03-28 02:37:32 PM
1 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: Clue me in---who's the guy & gal in the Boobies?

/clueless


Not sure why I was filtered----the last two words were supposed to be...to rephrase...in the "Weeners" [to this thread].
2013-03-28 02:37:10 PM
1 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: Clue me in---who's the guy & gal in the Boobies?

/clueless


I believe that is Wang Dang with Sweet Poontang.
2013-03-28 02:35:57 PM
1 votes:

PsyLord: The Flexecutioner: i like my women like i like my highways and cats -- adoptable and litter-free.

I saw highway and cats and the picture of the free cat by the road popped into my mind, you necrophiliac.


i like my women like taxidermists like their dead highway cats -- free and mountable.
2013-03-28 02:22:14 PM
1 votes:
So if you adopt your gf, wouldn't that be incest and against the law?

/didn't get my law degree from Fark U.
2013-03-28 01:55:29 PM
1 votes:
What happened to respecting people's beliefs?

Who is the government to decide who can/can't be adopted by.  Or who you can/can't marry?  This is as backwards as not allowing blacks to vote or not allowing gays to marry.
 
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