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(Fox 4 KC)   If you're from Kansas City and are missing a pair of eyeballs, the police there have some news for you   (fox4kc.com) divider line 88
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2013-03-28 10:22:05 AM  
Viral marketing?

cdn-static.denofgeek.com
 
2013-03-28 10:25:43 AM  
WHAT?
 
2013-03-28 10:29:49 AM  
Great, someone's been creating wormholes to chaos universes...

s23.postimg.org
 
2013-03-28 10:34:27 AM  
I've been looking for those.
 
2013-03-28 10:36:08 AM  
 If you're from Kansas City and are missing a pair of eyeballs, the police WANT TO SEE YOU
 
2013-03-28 10:52:06 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-03-28 10:53:05 AM  
a34.idata.over-blog.com

Hates losing his eyeball
 
2013-03-28 11:03:33 AM  
Do they work better than my current eyeballs? If so, I'll trade.

/can't beat locally harvested eyeball
 
2013-03-28 11:08:23 AM  
Police were told sheep have eyes similar to humans.

See guys, all the politics tab assholes that call people sheep were right. THEY WERE RIGHT, OH GOD! WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?!!!
 
2013-03-28 11:12:51 AM  
www.robertestutts.com

"Go on..."
 
2013-03-28 11:13:54 AM  
Are they a matched set?
 
2013-03-28 11:17:33 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 11:28:42 AM  
Topper Harley? He threw those into the ocean.
 
2013-03-28 11:29:52 AM  
Maybe someone took a website promoter's words too literally?

dilbert.com
 
2013-03-28 11:57:18 AM  
Wanna grow, up to be, be a debaser!
 
2013-03-28 11:58:23 AM  
After all that, who knew "the prize" my parents were always talking about would be a trash can in Conoco?
 
2013-03-28 11:58:42 AM  
Thanks

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-28 12:01:12 PM  
Well, I see all of the movie references that I was going to make have been made.  Got nothing else.
 
2013-03-28 12:02:38 PM  
Oh sure, they WRITE the story.  Like that's gonna help.
 
2013-03-28 12:04:46 PM  
Big deal. They've got thousands of them at 148 Bonnie Meadow Road

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 12:05:02 PM  
www.technovelgy.com
 
2013-03-28 12:08:02 PM  
...but how would you identify them?
 
2013-03-28 12:12:25 PM  
*doesn't see what you did there*
 
2013-03-28 12:12:48 PM  
Jeepers, creepers. Where'd you get those peepers?
 
2013-03-28 12:13:05 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Big deal. They've got thousands of them at 148 Bonnie Meadow Road

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Danny Thomas is at it again!
 
2013-03-28 12:14:15 PM  
Billy Idol wanted for questioning.
 
2013-03-28 12:14:31 PM  
www.imfdb.org
Will deal with it for us.
 
2013-03-28 12:14:43 PM  
"Everyone stop moving, I lost a contact!"
 
2013-03-28 12:17:27 PM  
When I was 12, my mother was a volunteer for the Lions Eye Bank.  When a person croaked, and was an organ donor, she would get to harvest the eyes.  She would take the whole eyeball, and then send them to a lab where a doctor would remove the corneas for transplant.  They'd be packed in a similar styrofoam container as in the story.

 A couple times, she brought me along to watch.  It was pretty cool seeing her cut out the eye and scoop it out of the head.  The dead body didn't creep me out much, but looking into the face with the eyes removed was pretty freaky.  She'd stuff the sockets with cotton, and put the balls in a little jar.  Once, she even let me put the eye drops on them.  The eyeballs were placed in the jar with the iris pointing up, so you couldn't make them look around the room, which would have been cool.
 
2013-03-28 12:18:16 PM  
My brother was born with numerous mental and physical disabilities, one being not having eyes. My understanding for him wearing prosthetics was maintaining the eye socket shape as he grew and his skull changed shape. The problem was he liked picking them out and poking around inside his sockets. This wasn't a huge issue except at church. The sound of his glass prosthetics hitting the stone floor was very distinct and was typically accompanied by turning to see him with a huge grin on his face and the horrified looks of those in the pew behind us.
 
2013-03-28 12:21:01 PM  
media.comicvine.com
 
2013-03-28 12:21:51 PM  
...or so the victim has been told.
 
2013-03-28 12:23:55 PM  
They're not lost. Daddy are them.
 
2013-03-28 12:26:36 PM  
"If it's animal and not human, that's going to change everything," Captain Young said. "The bottom line is we wanted to get the word out in case there's somebody expecting something and there's an emergency and we want to get them where they belong."

I'll have to check, but I don't think most hospitals take eyeballs that have been in a dumpster for more then an hour or so.
 
2013-03-28 12:26:48 PM  
Too obscure?

hagiblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-28 12:27:20 PM  

Xanlexian: They're not lost. Daddy are ate them.



FTFM.
 
2013-03-28 12:27:36 PM  
Gomez: He has my father's eyes.Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.
 
2013-03-28 12:38:13 PM  
Such a human waste.

(Assuming they are human.)
 
2013-03-28 12:40:01 PM  
I see the obligatory Blade Runner reference has already been made...
 
2013-03-28 12:41:09 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: My brother was born with numerous mental and physical disabilities, one being not having eyes. My understanding for him wearing prosthetics was maintaining the eye socket shape as he grew and his skull changed shape. The problem was he liked picking them out and poking around inside his sockets. This wasn't a huge issue except at church. The sound of his glass prosthetics hitting the stone floor was very distinct and was typically accompanied by turning to see him with a huge grin on his face and the horrified looks of those in the pew behind us.


That can not be real. You made it up, for sure, for sure. How do I know? Because it is a Thursday and I never LMAO at the truth on a Thursday. Shame on you.
 
2013-03-28 12:43:32 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: AverageAmericanGuy: My brother was born with numerous mental and physical disabilities, one being not having eyes. My understanding for him wearing prosthetics was maintaining the eye socket shape as he grew and his skull changed shape. The problem was he liked picking them out and poking around inside his sockets. This wasn't a huge issue except at church. The sound of his glass prosthetics hitting the stone floor was very distinct and was typically accompanied by turning to see him with a huge grin on his face and the horrified looks of those in the pew behind us.

That can not be real. You made it up, for sure, for sure. How do I know? Because it is a Thursday and I never LMAO at the truth on a Thursday. Shame on you.


I figured he would regale us with stories of eye-ball substitutes his brother used through the years.

/i'm going to hell...i just know it...
 
2013-03-28 12:55:48 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Close up of the two men wanted for questioning.
 
2013-03-28 12:58:30 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-28 01:02:38 PM  
What a bunch of morons.

"Well someone told Officer Bubba that sheep have eyes like humans so they might be sheep eyes"

Why the F*CK would sheep eyes be in a medical cooler with the words "keep refrigerated" on it??? Do sheep sign up to be organ donors now and donate their eyes to other sheep that need them???? Do they check the little box on their sheep drivers license? Use your f*cking heads guys.
 
2013-03-28 01:02:40 PM  
I'm watching this on the local KC news channel, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-03-28 01:05:11 PM  
www.honorslounge.com
 
2013-03-28 01:08:58 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: My brother was born with numerous mental and physical disabilities,


and you are a regular on Fark.
 
2013-03-28 01:09:05 PM  

Walker: What a bunch of morons.

"Well someone told Officer Bubba that sheep have eyes like humans so they might be sheep eyes"

Why the F*CK would sheep eyes be in a medical cooler with the words "keep refrigerated" on it??? Do sheep sign up to be organ donors now and donate their eyes to other sheep that need them???? Do they check the little box on their sheep drivers license? Use your f*cking heads guys.


Whoa. Do you need a drink Walker?
 
2013-03-28 01:09:42 PM  
There comes a time when you lose your baby eyes.
 
2013-03-28 01:10:19 PM  
I don't see what you did there.
 
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