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(Belfast Telegraph)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 14
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2013-03-28 12:33:03 PM  
2 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2013-03-28 10:59:08 AM  
2 votes:
I did no such thing.
2013-03-28 10:50:11 AM  
2 votes:
Blind Tyrone is my blues name.
2013-03-28 10:48:29 AM  
2 votes:
shiat blind Tyrone man, get it together
Pud
2013-03-28 10:40:39 AM  
2 votes:
Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife.

/Oh dear god, not the blue rope. Anything but that. There's something definitely wrong with that man
2013-03-28 10:33:19 AM  
2 votes:
Guess he was just in the mooo-d
2013-03-28 04:21:22 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Tyrone, you know how I love to watch you work. But I've got my country's 500th anneversary to plan, my wedding to attend, my bride to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.


Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
2013-03-28 12:00:26 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: brap: Encyclopedia and The Case of The Masked Dizzy Cow Scrubber With Possible Intentions of Whittling or Opening Cans For Seventeen Cats Because Son Held Hostage By Unnamed From Past with Metal Implement Pricipal Caught Sayoff Eggplant Carnie Boardlick.

I think I read that one.

Turns out that ne'er do well Bugs Meanie did it.


What makes Shostie so sure? Turn to page 131 for the answer.
2013-03-28 11:42:39 AM  
1 votes:

blatz514: While he was being held, Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife, put on a foreign accent and said: "Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags."


www.grubstreet.ca
2013-03-28 11:02:35 AM  
1 votes:
Encyclopedia and The Case of The Masked Dizzy Cow Scrubber With Possible Intentions of Whittling or Opening Cans For Seventeen Cats Because Son Held Hostage By Unnamed From Past with Metal Implement Pricipal Caught Sayoff Eggplant Carnie Boardlick.
2013-03-28 10:59:03 AM  
1 votes:
i34.photobucket.com
2013-03-28 10:42:35 AM  
1 votes:
While he was being held, Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife, put on a foreign accent and said: "Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags."

i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-28 10:26:56 AM  
1 votes:
Tyrone, you know how I love to watch you work. But I've got my country's 500th anneversary to plan, my wedding to attend, my bride to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
2013-03-28 10:15:38 AM  
1 votes:
That guy knows how to party.
 
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