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(Belfast Telegraph)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-03-28 10:15:38 AM
That guy knows how to party.
 
2013-03-28 10:26:56 AM
Tyrone, you know how I love to watch you work. But I've got my country's 500th anneversary to plan, my wedding to attend, my bride to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
 
2013-03-28 10:33:19 AM
Guess he was just in the mooo-d
 
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2013-03-28 10:40:39 AM
Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife.

/Oh dear god, not the blue rope. Anything but that. There's something definitely wrong with that man
 
2013-03-28 10:42:35 AM
While he was being held, Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife, put on a foreign accent and said: "Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags."

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2013-03-28 10:48:29 AM
shiat blind Tyrone man, get it together
 
2013-03-28 10:50:11 AM
Blind Tyrone is my blues name.
 
2013-03-28 10:59:03 AM
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2013-03-28 10:59:08 AM
I did no such thing.
 
2013-03-28 11:00:20 AM
In his defense, he thought he was in subby's mom's bedroom.
 
2013-03-28 11:02:35 AM
Encyclopedia and The Case of The Masked Dizzy Cow Scrubber With Possible Intentions of Whittling or Opening Cans For Seventeen Cats Because Son Held Hostage By Unnamed From Past with Metal Implement Pricipal Caught Sayoff Eggplant Carnie Boardlick.
 
2013-03-28 11:05:47 AM
Crack is a hell of a drug
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2013-03-28 11:07:14 AM
Modified wooden broom shaft?
 
2013-03-28 11:19:51 AM

brap: Encyclopedia and The Case of The Masked Dizzy Cow Scrubber With Possible Intentions of Whittling or Opening Cans For Seventeen Cats Because Son Held Hostage By Unnamed From Past with Metal Implement Pricipal Caught Sayoff Eggplant Carnie Boardlick.


Sounds like the plot to a soap opera...
 
2013-03-28 11:30:27 AM

brap: Encyclopedia and The Case of The Masked Dizzy Cow Scrubber With Possible Intentions of Whittling or Opening Cans For Seventeen Cats Because Son Held Hostage By Unnamed From Past with Metal Implement Pricipal Caught Sayoff Eggplant Carnie Boardlick.


I think I read that one.

Turns out that ne'er do well Bugs Meanie did it.
 
2013-03-28 11:33:57 AM
Dad?
 
2013-03-28 11:42:39 AM

blatz514: While he was being held, Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife, put on a foreign accent and said: "Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags."


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2013-03-28 11:44:06 AM

LordOfThePings: Modified wooden broom shaft?


Wow, just wow
 
2013-03-28 11:45:09 AM

LordOfThePings: Modified wooden broom shaft?


Wow.  Just.....wow
 
2013-03-28 11:45:46 AM
dammit
 
2013-03-28 11:48:31 AM
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Images by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking -Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
Myland - lord ...
Def!
 
2013-03-28 11:59:54 AM
Well, I for one believe him.
 
2013-03-28 12:00:26 PM

Shostie: brap: Encyclopedia and The Case of The Masked Dizzy Cow Scrubber With Possible Intentions of Whittling or Opening Cans For Seventeen Cats Because Son Held Hostage By Unnamed From Past with Metal Implement Pricipal Caught Sayoff Eggplant Carnie Boardlick.

I think I read that one.

Turns out that ne'er do well Bugs Meanie did it.


What makes Shostie so sure? Turn to page 131 for the answer.
 
2013-03-28 12:33:03 PM
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2013-03-28 12:51:32 PM
moo?
 
2013-03-28 01:13:45 PM
Get your shiat together Tyrone!
 
2013-03-28 03:04:06 PM
Stupid Irish, coming into this country and ruining it for the rest of us.
 
2013-03-28 04:21:22 PM

I_C_Weener: Tyrone, you know how I love to watch you work. But I've got my country's 500th anneversary to plan, my wedding to attend, my bride to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.


Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
 
2013-03-28 06:20:26 PM
Sounds like Schizophrenia.  Someone from his past talks to him about crazy stuff and gets him doing weird things.
 
2013-03-28 06:46:33 PM
Moooooo....n River.

/Tyrone's got a modified broom handle, haven't you Tyrone?
//Course I have!
 
2013-03-28 07:16:42 PM

Tyrone Biggums: I did no such thing.


How would you even remember?You had just come from the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway and in a food coma from eating all those donkey penises! Btw, any leftovers?
 
2013-03-28 07:47:23 PM
That's nothin'.  He once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
 
2013-03-29 04:16:06 AM

blatz514: While he was being held, Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife, put on a foreign accent and said: "Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags."

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"Torch" is British English for flashlight, in case you were wondering. Not that it makes that story any less bizarre.
 
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