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(International Business Times)   Web porn searches make a mockery of anti-gay laws in Muslim world and Africa   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-03-28 10:23:29 AM
10 votes:
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.
2013-03-28 11:45:55 AM
5 votes:

Lydia_C: In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?


A lot of sticky r keys looking for gray raincoats?
2013-03-28 11:47:35 AM
4 votes:

rickythepenguin: utah had some really odd one, i can't remember specifically what it was.  twinks or midgets or human trash compactors*.


New York's hottest club is *Quack*

Established in flooded Wendy's by octogenarian Chinese rapper Kanye East, this club has everything: Bullfights, pogo sticks, a Wil Wheaton look-alike on a horse, stale marshmallows, and human trash compactors..."
2013-03-28 11:27:05 AM
3 votes:

Calmamity: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.


Who knew so many republicans lived in Kenya?
2013-03-28 11:26:45 AM
3 votes:
They are only looking at it for research as how to better combat homsexuals

/yeah research
2013-03-28 11:08:03 AM
3 votes:
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.
2013-03-28 01:08:42 PM
2 votes:

anfrind: show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites

If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?


Well, psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice - I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us. I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice?  I know I have.

I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage of squeaking two or three times a day. Some youngsters on the other hand, are attracted to it by its very illegality. It's like murder - make a thing illegal and it acquires a mystique. Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have. The only way to bring the crime figures down is to reduce the number of offenses - get it out in the open - I know I have.
2013-03-28 12:50:02 PM
2 votes:

Tommy Moo: Really? Monster? Not just "gay porn" or "gay cock"? The second most popular search was, verbatim: "gay monster cock"?


i.chzbgr.com
2013-03-28 12:28:00 PM
2 votes:

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl


Texas emerged as a close second, with popular search terms such as "rodeo blumpy", "cowboy corkscrew", "dirty saddle", "beef hogging", and "10-gallon chili hat".
2013-03-28 12:09:49 PM
2 votes:
"gay monster cock" + GIS = just what you'd think
2013-03-28 11:42:32 AM
2 votes:
In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?
2013-03-28 11:28:19 AM
2 votes:

UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.


LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
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2013-03-28 11:28:00 AM
2 votes:
www.Theyeatdapoopoo.ug

/Not a real website.
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-28 10:30:48 AM
2 votes:
I always do my searches for gay midget transvestite donkey porn through a proxy located in Kenya.

/What? you don't?
2013-03-28 01:16:26 PM
1 votes:
Surely Israel is simulating the searches with a botnet, just to embarass them.
2013-03-28 01:10:20 PM
1 votes:

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl



Sounds like the gravy-eaters are looking for some "Massa and Mandingo" action.


/from Kentucky
/most of my porn searches are for hot red-heads
/big fan of Faye
2013-03-28 12:55:54 PM
1 votes:

anfrind: show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites

If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl


FARK.com is corrupting our youth!  I KNEW IT
2013-03-28 12:19:08 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: I remember the thread Fark had about this... I think Peru's top 10 were  all gay-related.

/I think it's more likely the most searches from those countries done  on that website...


A long time ago I was doing an analysis on web browsing habits for an international company prior to installing a web filter.  Their office in Puerto Rico was quite fond of adultfriendfinder.com.  In Ireland it was football betting sites.  And at HQ in Ohio - it was gay.com.
2013-03-28 11:40:09 AM
1 votes:
Bullshiat! None of those included goat farking
2013-03-28 11:35:17 AM
1 votes:
"Hotel businessman (gay)", "Iranian (gay)" and "shower (gay)" in the top 10 hint that Iran has more homosexuals in it than the president thinks.

WTH am I reading? (gay)
2013-03-28 11:33:52 AM
1 votes:
There are no gay Muslim men. Only lots and lots and lots of straight unmarried Muslim men. Who are never going to get married because of- wait, oh yeah, that polygamy thing means all the hot chicks are taken by the rich guys early. So they just like to get into naked wrestling matches with other straight Muslim men. To relieve stress.
2013-03-28 11:31:25 AM
1 votes:

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


Addendum: this generally applies to any group that is ostracized by the aforementioned loud group.

In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-28 10:52:45 AM
1 votes:

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


I think you're confusing them with the drama queens over at Westboro.

t1.gstatic.com
 
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