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2013-03-28 12:40:53 PM

jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?


Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?
 
2013-03-28 12:42:03 PM
is there some reason why this arse-wipe site has not one, but TWO auto-playing videos going at same freaking time when you load the page?
 
2013-03-28 12:43:33 PM
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Really? Monster? Not just "gay porn" or "gay cock"? The second most popular search was, verbatim: "gay monster cock"?
 
2013-03-28 12:46:14 PM

This Looks Fun: jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?

Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?


Perhaps teh gays have special condoms?
 
2013-03-28 12:46:30 PM
I read an article awhile back in some magazine. They were talking about iran specifically. But its actually far easier to have a big gay party there than to have a straight party.
basically if the virtue police caught a party of mixed company they break it up and haul you off to jail. But if they catch a party of 100 males dancing to techno, why thats just some young muslim boys having good clean fun.

wouldnt dare insinuate that a homosexual or 2 may be present.

so for all the anti gay rhetoric coming from them its actually far easier to get gay sex than straight sex in iran. Go figure
 
2013-03-28 12:50:02 PM

Tommy Moo: Really? Monster? Not just "gay porn" or "gay cock"? The second most popular search was, verbatim: "gay monster cock"?


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-28 12:50:08 PM

blatz514: This Looks Fun: jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?

Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?

Perhaps teh gays have special condoms?


Well, duh! They obviously cannot be "ribbed for her pleasure" now can they?
 
2013-03-28 12:55:54 PM

anfrind: show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites

If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl


FARK.com is corrupting our youth!  I KNEW IT
 
2013-03-28 12:56:21 PM

shootsright: It's good to see that cognitive dissonance isn't a USA only phenomenon.


We export it.

US evangelical Christians accused of promoting homophobia in Africa

In the past five years, the report alleges, all "have launched or expanded their work in Africa dedicated to promoting their Christian right worldview. A loose network of rightwing charismatic Christians called the transformation movement joins them in fanning the flames of the culture wars over homosexuality and abortion by backing prominent African campaigners and political leaders."

If only there was a world human rights court...
 
2013-03-28 12:59:04 PM
Islam is a bunch of dick wranglers, after all.

Rambone
Rambone
Rambone
 
2013-03-28 12:59:05 PM
www.projectqatlanta.com
 
2013-03-28 01:02:09 PM
These countries all censor their internet. Here is a link to the policy for the UAE http://www.etisalat.ae/assets/document/blockcontent.pdf

That's why you get goofy searches like "gay raincoat" they're just trying to get around a filter.
 
2013-03-28 01:08:42 PM

anfrind: show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites

If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?


Well, psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice - I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us. I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice?  I know I have.

I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage of squeaking two or three times a day. Some youngsters on the other hand, are attracted to it by its very illegality. It's like murder - make a thing illegal and it acquires a mystique. Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have. The only way to bring the crime figures down is to reduce the number of offenses - get it out in the open - I know I have.
 
2013-03-28 01:09:38 PM

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


Which logically means all the members of GLAAD are straight.  Interesting.  Thanks.
 
2013-03-28 01:09:56 PM
I welcome our gay porn overlords. They're certainly better than any previous overlords.
 
2013-03-28 01:10:20 PM

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl



Sounds like the gravy-eaters are looking for some "Massa and Mandingo" action.


/from Kentucky
/most of my porn searches are for hot red-heads
/big fan of Faye
 
2013-03-28 01:12:02 PM
Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?
 
2013-03-28 01:13:27 PM

Dr Dreidel: Xlr8urfark: UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.

LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 376x370]

HOLY SHIAT CHICKEN BOO IS REAL U GUIZE


The important question to ask now is: Does he like tiramisu?

/wrap party!
 
2013-03-28 01:14:59 PM
I blame Obama
 
2013-03-28 01:16:26 PM
Surely Israel is simulating the searches with a botnet, just to embarass them.
 
2013-03-28 01:17:33 PM
I would guess it's because of a lack of places for gay/bi/bicurious guys to actually meet or socialize.  That is, if there's a gay bar around you can go to try to find a real gay monster cock, you don't have to stay home and search for that in Google.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-28 01:25:28 PM
If you ban it, they will cum
 
2013-03-28 01:28:45 PM

This Looks Fun: jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?

Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?


Well a Raincoat is used to keep the rain from getting you wet, acting as a barrier to block the rain from touching you.
I quess a "Gay Raincoat" would be the same except blocking Gays...
 
2013-03-28 01:30:17 PM

darth_badger: [www.projectqatlanta.com image 650x433]


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/two guys both accused of sexual misdeeds with younger guys and both associated with that muppet
//what could be the connection?
 
2013-03-28 01:33:03 PM
If enough people post the phrase "gay monster cock" here maybe we'll start getting some confused Kenyans showing up in Fark.
 
2013-03-28 01:39:17 PM
I should think the only group that exceeds southern American Christian fundies in sexual hypocrisy would be Middle Eastern Muslim fundies. Why? Because they scream and shout against SEX even louder.
 
2013-03-28 01:42:06 PM

trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?


Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"
 
2013-03-28 01:42:07 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: If enough people post the phrase "gay monster cock" here maybe we'll start getting some confused Kenyans showing up in Fark.


You mean the phrase "gay monster cock"?
 
2013-03-28 01:43:22 PM
Is this the same info that had the Czech Republic with the number one search as "castrated shemale?"

/I wouldn't kid about this, would it?
//I'm only hear because I'm from Kenya and a Google search brought up this thread.
 
2013-03-28 01:43:46 PM
Late to the party but it might be useful to see this information in a bit more context, too.. what percentage of all searches are XXX-related?  If the #1 XXX search term is for gay porn, but XXX searches only make up a hundredth of a percent of all searches, then it really doesn't show any significant proclivity...  just shows that the VERY FEW PEOPLE searching XXX terms are leaning that way.
 
2013-03-28 02:09:43 PM

Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"


The most common slang usage of "raincoat" is to mean "condom"

I have never in my life heard it used to describe a foreskin. Until now
 
2013-03-28 02:27:18 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"

The most common slang usage of "raincoat" is to mean "condom"

I have never in my life heard it used to describe a foreskin. Until now


You might be right. Although I've never heard of "condom porn." That would be a strange fetish to show up in the top google searches for any country.
 
2013-03-28 02:29:20 PM

Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-28 02:30:28 PM
Is it two week ago again already? I seem to remember this thread.
 
2013-03-28 02:32:55 PM

Tommy Moo: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"

The most common slang usage of "raincoat" is to mean "condom"

I have never in my life heard it used to describe a foreskin. Until now

You might be right. Although I've never heard of "condom porn."


Me neither. And I'm not about to try Googling "gay raincoat" from work. So I guess I can live with never knowing
 
2013-03-28 02:34:56 PM
Huh? Is Subby under the impression that laws that persecute gay people are supposed to make people not gay?
 
2013-03-28 02:40:58 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Me neither. And I'm not about to try Googling "gay raincoat" from work. So I guess I can live with never knowing


I actually did and nothing came up that was safe to click and GIS (unfiltered) was just a bunch of dumb-looking raincoats. Urban Dictionary has nothing either.
 
2013-03-28 02:41:52 PM
Cool thing is, the phonetics for saying gay monster cock in bushman language sounds exactly the same as the sound of typing it.
 
2013-03-28 02:48:08 PM

MCStymie: www.Theyeatdapoopoo.ug

/Not a real website.


*golf clap*

Makes you wonder why they talk to their citizens like they are children.
 
2013-03-28 02:57:22 PM

johnny queso: Cool thing is, the phonetics for saying gay monster cock in bushman language sounds exactly the same as the sound of typing it.


Onomatopoetic.
 
2013-03-28 03:34:59 PM

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


The lady Kenya doth protest too loudly, methinks.
 
2013-03-28 03:52:17 PM

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


I don't really care - but I've noticed something that I find very interesting about people who support gay rights.  My 'Facebook friends' have recently been changing their profile pictures in some show of support for gay marriage, which is cool, whatever.  But what I find hilarious is that, almost without fail, they go out of their way to say, 'I'm not gay.....but'

'I'm not gay, but I support gay marriage'.

With any other issue, people seem comfortable enough saying what they support.  Nobody says, 'I'm not a player on the Dallas Cowboys - but I support the team'.  They just say, 'Go Cowboys!'.
 
2013-03-28 04:30:56 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

I don't really care - but I've noticed something that I find very interesting about people who support gay rights.  My 'Facebook friends' have recently been changing their profile pictures in some show of support for gay marriage, which is cool, whatever.  But what I find hilarious is that, almost without fail, they go out of their way to say, 'I'm not gay.....but'

'I'm not gay, but I support gay marriage'.


I believe the proper term is "ally".

Your Facebook friends are doing better with it than mine, though.  While a few dozen people I know changed their profile pictures to that red equals sign, only one person shared anything to indicate what the hell it was about (a one-word response of "equality" does not count as an explanation).  Which makes the whole thing as useless an exercise as that stupid thing from a few years ago where girls were pretending to be pregnant in a vain effort to raise breast cancer awareness.
 
2013-03-28 05:39:03 PM

monoski: Calmamity: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.

Who knew so many republicans lived in Kenya?


I was going to say, "So Africa is just like the Republican Party?"  But I see you beat me to it.

Carry on.
 
2013-03-28 05:42:08 PM
Yay for picking the link with the highest number of blockable flashy videos and cutesy embedded songs I've ever seen in my life. WTH is wrong with you people? I thought you were like IT geeks or whatever?
 
2013-03-28 06:03:01 PM

ciberido: monoski: Calmamity: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.

Who knew so many republicans lived in Kenya?

I was going to say, "So Africa is just like the Republican Party?"  But I see you beat me to it.

Carry on.


That's the thing I love about the all the anti-contraception people all across the world- studies have shown that gay men are more likely to be born into large families, and to be younger siblings of a mother who has already had several children. Basically, to women who have pooped out reproductive systems. So their crack ass beliefs are ensuring both more gay people and more gay people being born to conservative families. Which, sad for the gay people, but karmically kind of hilarious. They think they are following God's will by doing this, and yet God's will leads directly to stuff they think God hates. And yet, they still think science is the bad guy.

So, besides all the other cultural factors, there's that. In places where women have more kids, there is likely to be more gays.
 
2013-03-28 07:09:40 PM
i watched some tranny porn one time.  then i started to feel a tingle down there and turned it off.
next day i watched it again.  then watched cuckold videos.  then ssbbw.

there.  i said it.
 
2013-03-28 08:11:38 PM

This Looks Fun: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Me neither. And I'm not about to try Googling "gay raincoat" from work. So I guess I can live with never knowing

I actually did and nothing came up that was safe to click and GIS (unfiltered) was just a bunch of dumb-looking raincoats. Urban Dictionary has nothing either.


Am... I missing a big guffaw, thatsthejoke.jpg situation here?
TFA explains it as a vinyl/latex fetish.
 
2013-03-28 08:41:36 PM
Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

This is what they find . . .

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-28 11:45:12 PM

cynicalbastard: There are no gay Muslim men. Only lots and lots and lots of straight unmarried Muslim men. Who are never going to get married because of- wait, oh yeah, that polygamy thing means all the hot chicks are taken by the rich guys early. So they just like to get into naked wrestling matches with other straight Muslim men. To relieve stress.


Most married muslim men are gay married, they just don't know it.  Man-wives where burkas to hide their beards and man parts from their husbands.
 
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