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2013-03-28 10:23:29 AM  
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.
 
Pud
2013-03-28 10:30:48 AM  
I always do my searches for gay midget transvestite donkey porn through a proxy located in Kenya.

/What? you don't?
 
2013-03-28 10:34:16 AM  
[Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.
 
Pud
2013-03-28 10:52:45 AM  

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


I think you're confusing them with the drama queens over at Westboro.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-28 10:52:46 AM  

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites
 
2013-03-28 10:55:23 AM  
gay monster cock

Huh, who knew he was gay?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 11:08:03 AM  
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.
 
2013-03-28 11:26:45 AM  
They are only looking at it for research as how to better combat homsexuals

/yeah research
 
2013-03-28 11:26:58 AM  

blatz514: gay monster cock

Huh, who knew he was gay?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 800x600]


================

I always thought Godzilla looked way too intelligent for  lizard.
 
2013-03-28 11:27:05 AM  

Calmamity: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.


Who knew so many republicans lived in Kenya?
 
2013-03-28 11:28:00 AM  
www.Theyeatdapoopoo.ug

/Not a real website.
 
2013-03-28 11:28:19 AM  

UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.


LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 11:31:25 AM  

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


Addendum: this generally applies to any group that is ostracized by the aforementioned loud group.

In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".
 
2013-03-28 11:31:48 AM  
GAY MONSTER COCK!

GAY MONSTER COCK!

GAY MONSTER COCK!
 
2013-03-28 11:33:52 AM  
There are no gay Muslim men. Only lots and lots and lots of straight unmarried Muslim men. Who are never going to get married because of- wait, oh yeah, that polygamy thing means all the hot chicks are taken by the rich guys early. So they just like to get into naked wrestling matches with other straight Muslim men. To relieve stress.
 
2013-03-28 11:35:17 AM  
"Hotel businessman (gay)", "Iranian (gay)" and "shower (gay)" in the top 10 hint that Iran has more homosexuals in it than the president thinks.

WTH am I reading? (gay)
 
2013-03-28 11:35:27 AM  
Auto play ads with sound suck gay monster cock

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//seriously though, no matter how interesting the article, I close the window and don't look back.
 
2013-03-28 11:36:06 AM  

UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 11:37:13 AM  
i don't know where they pull the metrics for this kind of thing,but someone was on i think Joe Rogan podcast recently and had all these stats for various states and web searches.  the South had a ton of black porn, Utah had I think twinks, the east coast is apparently into MILFs, and California led the league in Asian / asian teens.

utah had some really odd one, i can't remember specifically what it was.  twinks or midgets or human trash compactors*.

*gay stefon
 
2013-03-28 11:40:09 AM  
Bullshiat! None of those included goat farking
 
2013-03-28 11:40:34 AM  
I can't wait to see what ads Google Chrome is going to serve up to me after reading that article.  So far, just Fark t-shirts.

/Ooooooooohhhhhh
 
2013-03-28 11:42:32 AM  
In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?
 
2013-03-28 11:43:28 AM  

Lydia_C: In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?


Came here to say exactly that.
 
2013-03-28 11:45:55 AM  

Lydia_C: In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?


A lot of sticky r keys looking for gray raincoats?
 
2013-03-28 11:46:31 AM  

show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites


If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?
 
2013-03-28 11:47:35 AM  

rickythepenguin: utah had some really odd one, i can't remember specifically what it was.  twinks or midgets or human trash compactors*.


New York's hottest club is *Quack*

Established in flooded Wendy's by octogenarian Chinese rapper Kanye East, this club has everything: Bullfights, pogo sticks, a Wil Wheaton look-alike on a horse, stale marshmallows, and human trash compactors..."
 
2013-03-28 11:53:29 AM  
Me: I object, Subby! This article is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.  Do you realize there is not one homosexual in these countries?

Subby: Yes, there is.

Me: Oh, really?  Is it the guy with the big towel on his head?
 
2013-03-28 11:54:30 AM  
Are these the classy, maybe they are, maybe they're not gay guys or are are these the Oh My God, Here They Come, floatin around, makin noise gay guys - not the fix up your house gay guys.
 
2013-03-28 11:56:22 AM  

Xlr8urfark: UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.

LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 376x370]


That's funny. I'd hate to see what kind of carnage a bird that size could unleash. Okay, maybe I'd really like to see it... from a great distance.
 
2013-03-28 11:58:09 AM  
Well, it's like every parent knows about their kids: the more you tell them NOT to do something, the more likely they're going to do it.

These places forbid homosexuals, so naturally, the folks are going to 'investigate'.

Like porn itself wasn't forbidden in the US, but it was restricted then along came the Internet and porn just exploded on it.

Still, I am a bit surprised at the stats in the rabidly homophobic countries. Of course, anything dealing with Africa that is strange, perverted, just plain sick and disgusting and essentially psychotic comes as no surprise at all.
 
2013-03-28 11:59:24 AM  

andersoncouncil42: Auto play ads with sound suck gay monster cock

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//seriously though, no matter how interesting the article, I close the window and don't look back.


I concur with this. If enough people do it, eventually the site managers will get the hint that these annoying ads are not only feckless, but causing people to leave their page post haste.
 
2013-03-28 12:00:29 PM  
It's good to see that cognitive dissonance isn't a USA only phenomenon.
 
2013-03-28 12:06:34 PM  
Sorta related.  As a gig, I complied stats for a text-only erotica site (no pictuers) and was shocked to find the two most commonly searched words:

1. mother
2. daughter

Dads and sons didn't make the top 100

/Incest is best
//NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-28 12:09:49 PM  
"gay monster cock" + GIS = just what you'd think
 
2013-03-28 12:10:11 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Addendum: this generally applies to any group that is ostracized by the aforementioned loud group.

In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".


In fairness, Mississippi has a lot of black folks who might prefer their own kind of porn.
 
2013-03-28 12:10:39 PM  
FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl
 
2013-03-28 12:14:05 PM  
WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?
 
2013-03-28 12:15:59 PM  
I remember the thread Fark had about this... I think Peru's top 10 were  all gay-related.

/I think it's more likely the most searches from those countries done  on that website...
 
2013-03-28 12:18:31 PM  
In Iran, we don't have gay porn like in your country. We don't have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it.
 
2013-03-28 12:19:08 PM  

Paris1127: I remember the thread Fark had about this... I think Peru's top 10 were  all gay-related.

/I think it's more likely the most searches from those countries done  on that website...


A long time ago I was doing an analysis on web browsing habits for an international company prior to installing a web filter.  Their office in Puerto Rico was quite fond of adultfriendfinder.com.  In Ireland it was football betting sites.  And at HQ in Ohio - it was gay.com.
 
2013-03-28 12:21:10 PM  

Xlr8urfark: UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.

LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 376x370]


HOLY SHIAT CHICKEN BOO IS REAL U GUIZE
 
2013-03-28 12:22:45 PM  

MCStymie: www.Theyeatdapoopoo.ug

/Not a real website.


Beat me to it.

/which is good, because that means you eat the poo poo.
 
2013-03-28 12:28:00 PM  

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl


Texas emerged as a close second, with popular search terms such as "rodeo blumpy", "cowboy corkscrew", "dirty saddle", "beef hogging", and "10-gallon chili hat".
 
2013-03-28 12:28:50 PM  
GIS for gay monster included:

fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-28 12:28:59 PM  

HailRobonia: Established in flooded Wendy's by octogenarian Chinese rapper Kanye East, this club has everything: Bullfights, pogo sticks, a Wil Wheaton look-alike on a horse, stale marshmallows, and human trash compactors..."


ha, that is note perfect.

Hader was on Bill Simmons podcast and said about the stefon character, he doesn't see the sides beforehand, so when he cracks up, it is because he's seeing all these outlandish things for the first time.  the co-writer of the sketch likes to corpse Hader, basically, so between dress and the show he comes up with all this bizarre shiat that corpses Hader.

anyways.
 
2013-03-28 12:29:51 PM  

gingerjet: Paris1127: I remember the thread Fark had about this... I think Peru's top 10 were  all gay-related.

/I think it's more likely the most searches from those countries done  on that website...

A long time ago I was doing an analysis on web browsing habits for an international company prior to installing a web filter.  Their office in Puerto Rico was quite fond of adultfriendfinder.com.  In Ireland it was football betting sites.  And at HQ in Ohio - it was gay.com.


Presumably a website for 1890s enthusiasts. Or just really happy people. Or for the airport in Gaya, India (IATA code: GAY).
 
2013-03-28 12:32:13 PM  

blatz514: gay monster cock

Huh, who knew he was gay?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 800x600]


Who knew he had Kim Kardashian's thighs?
 
2013-03-28 12:32:39 PM  

shootsright: It's good to see that cognitive dissonance isn't a USA only phenomenon.


except that in Africa and the Middle East where they still have 3rd genders being gay isn't exactly the same thought process. Remember when Ahmadinejad said "we have no homosexual people in Iran" and everyone laughed at him. Well what WE define as homosexual covers a lot more ground than what they define as gay. In fact I read an article not too long ago that was showing how western gay rights being brought into South Africa in the early 80s set gay rights in South Africa back because suddenly religious people realized that a lot of the stuff that was going on around them was "gay." In a lot of those places if you are two genetic males sleeping together and one of you is androgynous or feminine or a what we'd probably call a crossdresser it's not a homosexual relationship in that culture. But if you're looking for porn of it, guess what you search.

And in the US if you live in some really small southern town and are gay it's not like there is going to be a gay bar down the street, and with the population size of gays in America it's not like there are more than 30 or 40 gay people in some of those counties. Picture some old west mining camp, if the only women in town are in the whore house, that's where you're going to eventually find yourself. If the only way you can see a "bigger blacker dick being shoved up another mans....you get what I'm saying" is to search for it on the internet, you will.

cognitive dissonance does exsist, but it's not what the article makes it out to be.
 
2013-03-28 12:34:46 PM  

andersoncouncil42: Auto play ads with sound suck gay monster cock

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//seriously though, no matter how interesting the article, I close the window and don't look back.


Your browser probably provides a way around this (Firefox, Opera, Chrome all do).
 
2013-03-28 12:37:58 PM  

trappedspirit: "Hotel businessman (gay)", "Iranian (gay)" and "shower (gay)" in the top 10 hint that Iran has more homosexuals in it than the president thinks.

WTH am I reading? (gay)

 
yeah not very clear, are they saying searching for "hotel businessman" is a gay thing to do? Also a GIS search for "Hotel businessman (gay)" turns up a bunch of pictures of the blade runner guy that murdered his model girlfriend by shooting her while she pooped. For a top 10 search you'd think there would be better results.
 
2013-03-28 12:40:53 PM  

jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?


Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?
 
2013-03-28 12:42:03 PM  
is there some reason why this arse-wipe site has not one, but TWO auto-playing videos going at same freaking time when you load the page?
 
2013-03-28 12:43:33 PM  
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Really? Monster? Not just "gay porn" or "gay cock"? The second most popular search was, verbatim: "gay monster cock"?
 
2013-03-28 12:46:14 PM  

This Looks Fun: jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?

Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?


Perhaps teh gays have special condoms?
 
2013-03-28 12:46:30 PM  
I read an article awhile back in some magazine. They were talking about iran specifically. But its actually far easier to have a big gay party there than to have a straight party.
basically if the virtue police caught a party of mixed company they break it up and haul you off to jail. But if they catch a party of 100 males dancing to techno, why thats just some young muslim boys having good clean fun.

wouldnt dare insinuate that a homosexual or 2 may be present.

so for all the anti gay rhetoric coming from them its actually far easier to get gay sex than straight sex in iran. Go figure
 
2013-03-28 12:50:02 PM  

Tommy Moo: Really? Monster? Not just "gay porn" or "gay cock"? The second most popular search was, verbatim: "gay monster cock"?


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-28 12:50:08 PM  

blatz514: This Looks Fun: jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?

Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?

Perhaps teh gays have special condoms?


Well, duh! They obviously cannot be "ribbed for her pleasure" now can they?
 
2013-03-28 12:55:54 PM  

anfrind: show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites

If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl


FARK.com is corrupting our youth!  I KNEW IT
 
2013-03-28 12:56:21 PM  

shootsright: It's good to see that cognitive dissonance isn't a USA only phenomenon.


We export it.

US evangelical Christians accused of promoting homophobia in Africa

In the past five years, the report alleges, all "have launched or expanded their work in Africa dedicated to promoting their Christian right worldview. A loose network of rightwing charismatic Christians called the transformation movement joins them in fanning the flames of the culture wars over homosexuality and abortion by backing prominent African campaigners and political leaders."

If only there was a world human rights court...
 
2013-03-28 12:59:04 PM  
Islam is a bunch of dick wranglers, after all.

Rambone
Rambone
Rambone
 
2013-03-28 12:59:05 PM  
www.projectqatlanta.com
 
2013-03-28 01:02:09 PM  
These countries all censor their internet. Here is a link to the policy for the UAE http://www.etisalat.ae/assets/document/blockcontent.pdf

That's why you get goofy searches like "gay raincoat" they're just trying to get around a filter.
 
2013-03-28 01:08:42 PM  

anfrind: show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites

If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?


Well, psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice - I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us. I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice?  I know I have.

I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage of squeaking two or three times a day. Some youngsters on the other hand, are attracted to it by its very illegality. It's like murder - make a thing illegal and it acquires a mystique. Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have. The only way to bring the crime figures down is to reduce the number of offenses - get it out in the open - I know I have.
 
2013-03-28 01:09:38 PM  

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


Which logically means all the members of GLAAD are straight.  Interesting.  Thanks.
 
2013-03-28 01:09:56 PM  
I welcome our gay porn overlords. They're certainly better than any previous overlords.
 
2013-03-28 01:10:20 PM  

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl



Sounds like the gravy-eaters are looking for some "Massa and Mandingo" action.


/from Kentucky
/most of my porn searches are for hot red-heads
/big fan of Faye
 
2013-03-28 01:12:02 PM  
Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?
 
2013-03-28 01:13:27 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Xlr8urfark: UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.

LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 376x370]

HOLY SHIAT CHICKEN BOO IS REAL U GUIZE


The important question to ask now is: Does he like tiramisu?

/wrap party!
 
2013-03-28 01:14:59 PM  
I blame Obama
 
2013-03-28 01:16:26 PM  
Surely Israel is simulating the searches with a botnet, just to embarass them.
 
2013-03-28 01:17:33 PM  
I would guess it's because of a lack of places for gay/bi/bicurious guys to actually meet or socialize.  That is, if there's a gay bar around you can go to try to find a real gay monster cock, you don't have to stay home and search for that in Google.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-28 01:25:28 PM  
If you ban it, they will cum
 
2013-03-28 01:28:45 PM  

This Looks Fun: jtown: WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?

Seriously, can anyone answer this? And why is a whole country searching it?


Well a Raincoat is used to keep the rain from getting you wet, acting as a barrier to block the rain from touching you.
I quess a "Gay Raincoat" would be the same except blocking Gays...
 
2013-03-28 01:30:17 PM  

darth_badger: [www.projectqatlanta.com image 650x433]


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/two guys both accused of sexual misdeeds with younger guys and both associated with that muppet
//what could be the connection?
 
2013-03-28 01:33:03 PM  
If enough people post the phrase "gay monster cock" here maybe we'll start getting some confused Kenyans showing up in Fark.
 
2013-03-28 01:39:17 PM  
I should think the only group that exceeds southern American Christian fundies in sexual hypocrisy would be Middle Eastern Muslim fundies. Why? Because they scream and shout against SEX even louder.
 
2013-03-28 01:42:06 PM  

trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?


Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"
 
2013-03-28 01:42:07 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: If enough people post the phrase "gay monster cock" here maybe we'll start getting some confused Kenyans showing up in Fark.


You mean the phrase "gay monster cock"?
 
2013-03-28 01:43:22 PM  
Is this the same info that had the Czech Republic with the number one search as "castrated shemale?"

/I wouldn't kid about this, would it?
//I'm only hear because I'm from Kenya and a Google search brought up this thread.
 
2013-03-28 01:43:46 PM  
Late to the party but it might be useful to see this information in a bit more context, too.. what percentage of all searches are XXX-related?  If the #1 XXX search term is for gay porn, but XXX searches only make up a hundredth of a percent of all searches, then it really doesn't show any significant proclivity...  just shows that the VERY FEW PEOPLE searching XXX terms are leaning that way.
 
2013-03-28 02:09:43 PM  

Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"


The most common slang usage of "raincoat" is to mean "condom"

I have never in my life heard it used to describe a foreskin. Until now
 
2013-03-28 02:27:18 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"

The most common slang usage of "raincoat" is to mean "condom"

I have never in my life heard it used to describe a foreskin. Until now


You might be right. Although I've never heard of "condom porn." That would be a strange fetish to show up in the top google searches for any country.
 
2013-03-28 02:29:20 PM  

Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-28 02:30:28 PM  
Is it two week ago again already? I seem to remember this thread.
 
2013-03-28 02:32:55 PM  

Tommy Moo: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Tommy Moo: trickymoo: Two things:

1. I spit all this water on my desk.
2. What the shiat is a "gay raincoat"? Is it anything like a cleveland steamer?

Not certain, but I believe a "raincoat" is slang for the foreskin... so maybe these people are searching for "uncut cock?"

The most common slang usage of "raincoat" is to mean "condom"

I have never in my life heard it used to describe a foreskin. Until now

You might be right. Although I've never heard of "condom porn."


Me neither. And I'm not about to try Googling "gay raincoat" from work. So I guess I can live with never knowing
 
2013-03-28 02:34:56 PM  
Huh? Is Subby under the impression that laws that persecute gay people are supposed to make people not gay?
 
2013-03-28 02:40:58 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Me neither. And I'm not about to try Googling "gay raincoat" from work. So I guess I can live with never knowing


I actually did and nothing came up that was safe to click and GIS (unfiltered) was just a bunch of dumb-looking raincoats. Urban Dictionary has nothing either.
 
2013-03-28 02:41:52 PM  
Cool thing is, the phonetics for saying gay monster cock in bushman language sounds exactly the same as the sound of typing it.
 
2013-03-28 02:48:08 PM  

MCStymie: www.Theyeatdapoopoo.ug

/Not a real website.


*golf clap*

Makes you wonder why they talk to their citizens like they are children.
 
2013-03-28 02:57:22 PM  

johnny queso: Cool thing is, the phonetics for saying gay monster cock in bushman language sounds exactly the same as the sound of typing it.


Onomatopoetic.
 
2013-03-28 03:34:59 PM  

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


The lady Kenya doth protest too loudly, methinks.
 
2013-03-28 03:52:17 PM  

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


I don't really care - but I've noticed something that I find very interesting about people who support gay rights.  My 'Facebook friends' have recently been changing their profile pictures in some show of support for gay marriage, which is cool, whatever.  But what I find hilarious is that, almost without fail, they go out of their way to say, 'I'm not gay.....but'

'I'm not gay, but I support gay marriage'.

With any other issue, people seem comfortable enough saying what they support.  Nobody says, 'I'm not a player on the Dallas Cowboys - but I support the team'.  They just say, 'Go Cowboys!'.
 
2013-03-28 04:30:56 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

I don't really care - but I've noticed something that I find very interesting about people who support gay rights.  My 'Facebook friends' have recently been changing their profile pictures in some show of support for gay marriage, which is cool, whatever.  But what I find hilarious is that, almost without fail, they go out of their way to say, 'I'm not gay.....but'

'I'm not gay, but I support gay marriage'.


I believe the proper term is "ally".

Your Facebook friends are doing better with it than mine, though.  While a few dozen people I know changed their profile pictures to that red equals sign, only one person shared anything to indicate what the hell it was about (a one-word response of "equality" does not count as an explanation).  Which makes the whole thing as useless an exercise as that stupid thing from a few years ago where girls were pretending to be pregnant in a vain effort to raise breast cancer awareness.
 
2013-03-28 05:39:03 PM  

monoski: Calmamity: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.

Who knew so many republicans lived in Kenya?


I was going to say, "So Africa is just like the Republican Party?"  But I see you beat me to it.

Carry on.
 
2013-03-28 05:42:08 PM  
Yay for picking the link with the highest number of blockable flashy videos and cutesy embedded songs I've ever seen in my life. WTH is wrong with you people? I thought you were like IT geeks or whatever?
 
2013-03-28 06:03:01 PM  

ciberido: monoski: Calmamity: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.

Who knew so many republicans lived in Kenya?

I was going to say, "So Africa is just like the Republican Party?"  But I see you beat me to it.

Carry on.


That's the thing I love about the all the anti-contraception people all across the world- studies have shown that gay men are more likely to be born into large families, and to be younger siblings of a mother who has already had several children. Basically, to women who have pooped out reproductive systems. So their crack ass beliefs are ensuring both more gay people and more gay people being born to conservative families. Which, sad for the gay people, but karmically kind of hilarious. They think they are following God's will by doing this, and yet God's will leads directly to stuff they think God hates. And yet, they still think science is the bad guy.

So, besides all the other cultural factors, there's that. In places where women have more kids, there is likely to be more gays.
 
2013-03-28 07:09:40 PM  
i watched some transformer porn one time.  then i started to feel a tingle down there and turned it off.
next day i watched it again.  then watched cuckold videos.  then ssbbw.

there.  i said it.
 
2013-03-28 08:11:38 PM  

This Looks Fun: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Me neither. And I'm not about to try Googling "gay raincoat" from work. So I guess I can live with never knowing

I actually did and nothing came up that was safe to click and GIS (unfiltered) was just a bunch of dumb-looking raincoats. Urban Dictionary has nothing either.


Am... I missing a big guffaw, thatsthejoke.jpg situation here?
TFA explains it as a vinyl/latex fetish.
 
2013-03-28 08:41:36 PM  
Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

This is what they find . . .

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-28 11:45:12 PM  

cynicalbastard: There are no gay Muslim men. Only lots and lots and lots of straight unmarried Muslim men. Who are never going to get married because of- wait, oh yeah, that polygamy thing means all the hot chicks are taken by the rich guys early. So they just like to get into naked wrestling matches with other straight Muslim men. To relieve stress.


Most married muslim men are gay married, they just don't know it.  Man-wives where burkas to hide their beards and man parts from their husbands.
 
2013-03-29 04:56:22 AM  
Islam didn't make those laws. Christians did, with a big push from bigshot US religion lobbyists.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rev-kapya-kaoma/making-anti-gay-christ ia n-right-views-law-at-home-and-abroad_b_2901650.html
 
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