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(International Business Times)   Web porn searches make a mockery of anti-gay laws in Muslim world and Africa   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 101
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2013-03-28 10:23:29 AM
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-28 10:30:48 AM
I always do my searches for gay midget transvestite donkey porn through a proxy located in Kenya.

/What? you don't?
 
2013-03-28 10:34:16 AM
[Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-28 10:52:45 AM

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


I think you're confusing them with the drama queens over at Westboro.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-28 10:52:46 AM

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites
 
2013-03-28 10:55:23 AM
gay monster cock

Huh, who knew he was gay?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 11:08:03 AM
In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.
 
2013-03-28 11:26:45 AM
They are only looking at it for research as how to better combat homsexuals

/yeah research
 
2013-03-28 11:26:58 AM

blatz514: gay monster cock

Huh, who knew he was gay?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 800x600]


================

I always thought Godzilla looked way too intelligent for  lizard.
 
2013-03-28 11:27:05 AM

Calmamity: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of Kenyans think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was "gay monster cock".

Hah! That is going to give me a laugh throughout the day.


Who knew so many republicans lived in Kenya?
 
2013-03-28 11:28:00 AM
www.Theyeatdapoopoo.ug

/Not a real website.
 
2013-03-28 11:28:19 AM

UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.


LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 11:31:25 AM

xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.


Addendum: this generally applies to any group that is ostracized by the aforementioned loud group.

In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".
 
2013-03-28 11:31:48 AM
GAY MONSTER COCK!

GAY MONSTER COCK!

GAY MONSTER COCK!
 
2013-03-28 11:33:52 AM
There are no gay Muslim men. Only lots and lots and lots of straight unmarried Muslim men. Who are never going to get married because of- wait, oh yeah, that polygamy thing means all the hot chicks are taken by the rich guys early. So they just like to get into naked wrestling matches with other straight Muslim men. To relieve stress.
 
2013-03-28 11:35:17 AM
"Hotel businessman (gay)", "Iranian (gay)" and "shower (gay)" in the top 10 hint that Iran has more homosexuals in it than the president thinks.

WTH am I reading? (gay)
 
2013-03-28 11:35:27 AM
Auto play ads with sound suck gay monster cock

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//seriously though, no matter how interesting the article, I close the window and don't look back.
 
2013-03-28 11:36:06 AM

UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 11:37:13 AM
i don't know where they pull the metrics for this kind of thing,but someone was on i think Joe Rogan podcast recently and had all these stats for various states and web searches.  the South had a ton of black porn, Utah had I think twinks, the east coast is apparently into MILFs, and California led the league in Asian / asian teens.

utah had some really odd one, i can't remember specifically what it was.  twinks or midgets or human trash compactors*.

*gay stefon
 
2013-03-28 11:40:09 AM
Bullshiat! None of those included goat farking
 
2013-03-28 11:40:34 AM
I can't wait to see what ads Google Chrome is going to serve up to me after reading that article.  So far, just Fark t-shirts.

/Ooooooooohhhhhh
 
2013-03-28 11:42:32 AM
In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?
 
2013-03-28 11:43:28 AM

Lydia_C: In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?


Came here to say exactly that.
 
2013-03-28 11:45:55 AM

Lydia_C: In Europe and in Ukraine the top porn search was "gay raincoat".

¿Que?


A lot of sticky r keys looking for gray raincoats?
 
2013-03-28 11:46:31 AM

show me: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Corollary: They like it so much because it is forbidden. If it were freely allowed it would lose its excitement and they would all go back to being normal people.


/See if I get any bites


If that's true, why aren't there more searches for men dressed as mice?
 
2013-03-28 11:47:35 AM

rickythepenguin: utah had some really odd one, i can't remember specifically what it was.  twinks or midgets or human trash compactors*.


New York's hottest club is *Quack*

Established in flooded Wendy's by octogenarian Chinese rapper Kanye East, this club has everything: Bullfights, pogo sticks, a Wil Wheaton look-alike on a horse, stale marshmallows, and human trash compactors..."
 
2013-03-28 11:53:29 AM
Me: I object, Subby! This article is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.  Do you realize there is not one homosexual in these countries?

Subby: Yes, there is.

Me: Oh, really?  Is it the guy with the big towel on his head?
 
2013-03-28 11:54:30 AM
Are these the classy, maybe they are, maybe they're not gay guys or are are these the Oh My God, Here They Come, floatin around, makin noise gay guys - not the fix up your house gay guys.
 
2013-03-28 11:56:22 AM

Xlr8urfark: UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.

LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 376x370]


That's funny. I'd hate to see what kind of carnage a bird that size could unleash. Okay, maybe I'd really like to see it... from a great distance.
 
2013-03-28 11:58:09 AM
Well, it's like every parent knows about their kids: the more you tell them NOT to do something, the more likely they're going to do it.

These places forbid homosexuals, so naturally, the folks are going to 'investigate'.

Like porn itself wasn't forbidden in the US, but it was restricted then along came the Internet and porn just exploded on it.

Still, I am a bit surprised at the stats in the rabidly homophobic countries. Of course, anything dealing with Africa that is strange, perverted, just plain sick and disgusting and essentially psychotic comes as no surprise at all.
 
2013-03-28 11:59:24 AM

andersoncouncil42: Auto play ads with sound suck gay monster cock

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//seriously though, no matter how interesting the article, I close the window and don't look back.


I concur with this. If enough people do it, eventually the site managers will get the hint that these annoying ads are not only feckless, but causing people to leave their page post haste.
 
2013-03-28 12:00:29 PM
It's good to see that cognitive dissonance isn't a USA only phenomenon.
 
2013-03-28 12:06:34 PM
Sorta related.  As a gig, I complied stats for a text-only erotica site (no pictuers) and was shocked to find the two most commonly searched words:

1. mother
2. daughter

Dads and sons didn't make the top 100

/Incest is best
//NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-28 12:09:49 PM
"gay monster cock" + GIS = just what you'd think
 
2013-03-28 12:10:11 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: xanadian: [Obvious]

The louder a group of people scream at homosexuality, the more likely that group has a shiat-ton of gay people in it.

Addendum: this generally applies to any group that is ostracized by the aforementioned loud group.

In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".


In fairness, Mississippi has a lot of black folks who might prefer their own kind of porn.
 
2013-03-28 12:10:39 PM
FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl
 
2013-03-28 12:14:05 PM
WTF is a "gay raincoat"?  Is it anything like a technicolor dreamcoat?
 
2013-03-28 12:15:59 PM
I remember the thread Fark had about this... I think Peru's top 10 were  all gay-related.

/I think it's more likely the most searches from those countries done  on that website...
 
2013-03-28 12:18:31 PM
In Iran, we don't have gay porn like in your country. We don't have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it.
 
2013-03-28 12:19:08 PM

Paris1127: I remember the thread Fark had about this... I think Peru's top 10 were  all gay-related.

/I think it's more likely the most searches from those countries done  on that website...


A long time ago I was doing an analysis on web browsing habits for an international company prior to installing a web filter.  Their office in Puerto Rico was quite fond of adultfriendfinder.com.  In Ireland it was football betting sites.  And at HQ in Ohio - it was gay.com.
 
2013-03-28 12:21:10 PM

Xlr8urfark: UberDave: In Kenya, homosexuality is a crime and an overwhelming 96 percent of people there think it is unacceptable. Yet the second most popular search in the country was 'gay monster cock.'


That country has a lot of chicken farmers.  They're just search for happy large roosters.

LOL. What a gay monster cock may look like:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 376x370]


HOLY SHIAT CHICKEN BOO IS REAL U GUIZE
 
2013-03-28 12:22:45 PM

MCStymie: www.Theyeatdapoopoo.ug

/Not a real website.


Beat me to it.

/which is good, because that means you eat the poo poo.
 
2013-03-28 12:28:00 PM

Lord Schtupp: FTA: Kentucky emerged as the gay porn capital of Amercia, with browsers sending "free gay porn" to the top of the search charts. In Mississippi "black gay porn" was the second most popular sex search after "ebony".

rofl


Texas emerged as a close second, with popular search terms such as "rodeo blumpy", "cowboy corkscrew", "dirty saddle", "beef hogging", and "10-gallon chili hat".
 
2013-03-28 12:28:50 PM
GIS for gay monster included:

fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-28 12:28:59 PM

HailRobonia: Established in flooded Wendy's by octogenarian Chinese rapper Kanye East, this club has everything: Bullfights, pogo sticks, a Wil Wheaton look-alike on a horse, stale marshmallows, and human trash compactors..."


ha, that is note perfect.

Hader was on Bill Simmons podcast and said about the stefon character, he doesn't see the sides beforehand, so when he cracks up, it is because he's seeing all these outlandish things for the first time.  the co-writer of the sketch likes to corpse Hader, basically, so between dress and the show he comes up with all this bizarre shiat that corpses Hader.

anyways.
 
2013-03-28 12:29:51 PM

gingerjet: Paris1127: I remember the thread Fark had about this... I think Peru's top 10 were  all gay-related.

/I think it's more likely the most searches from those countries done  on that website...

A long time ago I was doing an analysis on web browsing habits for an international company prior to installing a web filter.  Their office in Puerto Rico was quite fond of adultfriendfinder.com.  In Ireland it was football betting sites.  And at HQ in Ohio - it was gay.com.


Presumably a website for 1890s enthusiasts. Or just really happy people. Or for the airport in Gaya, India (IATA code: GAY).
 
2013-03-28 12:32:13 PM

blatz514: gay monster cock

Huh, who knew he was gay?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 800x600]


Who knew he had Kim Kardashian's thighs?
 
2013-03-28 12:32:39 PM

shootsright: It's good to see that cognitive dissonance isn't a USA only phenomenon.


except that in Africa and the Middle East where they still have 3rd genders being gay isn't exactly the same thought process. Remember when Ahmadinejad said "we have no homosexual people in Iran" and everyone laughed at him. Well what WE define as homosexual covers a lot more ground than what they define as gay. In fact I read an article not too long ago that was showing how western gay rights being brought into South Africa in the early 80s set gay rights in South Africa back because suddenly religious people realized that a lot of the stuff that was going on around them was "gay." In a lot of those places if you are two genetic males sleeping together and one of you is androgynous or feminine or a what we'd probably call a crossdresser it's not a homosexual relationship in that culture. But if you're looking for porn of it, guess what you search.

And in the US if you live in some really small southern town and are gay it's not like there is going to be a gay bar down the street, and with the population size of gays in America it's not like there are more than 30 or 40 gay people in some of those counties. Picture some old west mining camp, if the only women in town are in the whore house, that's where you're going to eventually find yourself. If the only way you can see a "bigger blacker dick being shoved up another mans....you get what I'm saying" is to search for it on the internet, you will.

cognitive dissonance does exsist, but it's not what the article makes it out to be.
 
2013-03-28 12:34:46 PM

andersoncouncil42: Auto play ads with sound suck gay monster cock

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//seriously though, no matter how interesting the article, I close the window and don't look back.


Your browser probably provides a way around this (Firefox, Opera, Chrome all do).
 
2013-03-28 12:37:58 PM

trappedspirit: "Hotel businessman (gay)", "Iranian (gay)" and "shower (gay)" in the top 10 hint that Iran has more homosexuals in it than the president thinks.

WTH am I reading? (gay)

 
yeah not very clear, are they saying searching for "hotel businessman" is a gay thing to do? Also a GIS search for "Hotel businessman (gay)" turns up a bunch of pictures of the blade runner guy that murdered his model girlfriend by shooting her while she pooped. For a top 10 search you'd think there would be better results.
 
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