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(Omaha World Herald)   KFC employee leaves six days worth of deposits in a sports car with doors that don't lock, tells police they were stolen. That he spent a couple of days at bars drinking had nothing to do with it   (omaha.com) divider line 22
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2013-03-28 01:37:07 PM
2 votes:
since we're all weighing in...
at our stores, we have time delay safes.  only the store managers and myself can access them.  employees drop cash in, every weekday morning the manager gets it out, reconciles it against the prior business day, and deposits it.
on the weekends, the cash stays in the time delay safe until monday morning, when three days (fri, sat, sun) are reconciled and deposited.
one of our stores is far from a bank, so part of my job is getting the deposits from that location.
monday mornings are why i got my concealed weapon permit.

/csb
2013-03-28 12:19:44 PM
2 votes:
Reminds me of a neighbor I had at one time.  Not even sure what he did for a living, but he came knocking on my door one night  around 10pm to tell me that his car was broken into and the receipts form the business where he worked had been stolen.  He warned me to keep an eye on my vehicle...cuz...robbers.  Now, I only knew the guy's first name, didn't know where he worked, he had never been to my house; in fact, my ONLY interaction with him was waving as I drove in or out of the neighborhood...and he's warning me to watch my car (cuz...robbers), in a nice, low crime neighborhood.

After he left, my wife asked me what was going on, and I told her "I don't know, looks like Ben stole money from his boss and he's trying to cover his ass...or something."

CSB
2013-03-28 11:27:33 AM
2 votes:
6 days worth of deposits? Holy shiat..   Two jobs I had deposits had to be done every-single-day and if you missed a day you were fired no questions asked..
2013-03-28 10:52:47 AM
2 votes:
That should be FORMER KFC employee
2013-03-28 01:54:42 PM
1 votes:
Six days ofarkicken deposits?
That's some deep doo-doo.
2013-03-28 01:50:00 PM
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: How the hell can you fix this deposit problem??????????????????????????????

[www.diplomaticsecurity.org image 500x307]


Deposit from fast food place, 1 day : $2,000 - 8,000.
Daily deposit service from Brinks: $10,000/month

I leave it to you to figure out the percent of income that works out to.
Profits are about 3-6% of income.  You be the judge.
2013-03-28 01:38:44 PM
1 votes:
Six hours at a bar? If he is being honest then his defense should quickly go one of two ways after they talk to the bartender about his tab.

Something like he is a regular that consumed his usual amount
or
that guy way buying rounds for the whole bar all night!
2013-03-28 01:34:08 PM
1 votes:
How the hell can you fix this deposit problem??????????????????????????????

www.diplomaticsecurity.org
2013-03-28 12:52:34 PM
1 votes:

SweetDickens: Perhaps if said employee was paid a living wage he could afford to "buy" a car with locks.

Since no is the answer...fark the employer.   If it is their money they need to pick it up.  This is not a Step and Fetch It rerun.


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A "living wage" isn't going to fix stupidity.  The guy left the money in an unlocked car while he spent 6 hours drinking at two different bars.  Then he left the money in the car over night, apparenly not noticing untill 9 the next morning.  How much is an employee like that worth.?
2013-03-28 12:17:43 PM
1 votes:
If you owned a sports car with no locks, would you loan it out to someone who goes on bar binges and loses store cash?

Dumbass needs to get a taser in the junk just for thinking we'd be stupid enough to believe this story.
2013-03-28 11:58:31 AM
1 votes:

Maxor: Then again with cash tallies being deceased due to increased use of cards do you still have a big reason for daily or near daily deposits?


On a $11k day, we will still have a near $3k deposit, so...yeah, that's kinda a lot of scratch to leave around.
2013-03-28 11:40:46 AM
1 votes:
Why is it when people do something incredibly stupid they try to cover it up with an even stupider lie?
2013-03-28 11:38:43 AM
1 votes:
When I worked fast food, you made the deposit EVERY night.... six days!? There is a bit of a operational procedure issue here.
2013-03-28 11:38:38 AM
1 votes:
Perhaps if said employee was paid a living wage he could afford to "buy" a car with locks.

Since no is the answer...fark the employer.   If it is their money they need to pick it up.  This is not a Step and Fetch It rerun.
2013-03-28 11:30:26 AM
1 votes:
I actually have cravings for KFC coleslaw from time to time. And I love the original recipe chicken. YUM!
2013-03-28 11:28:16 AM
1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Most money I've ever carried at any one time was when I worked for a retail company. I was still in highschool and for one reason or another the store manager trusted me to carry that nights deposit which had to the tune of around 90k dollars in it. How you could trust a 16 year old with that amount of cash astounds me to this day.

Long story short, people in retail and food service are often pretty dumb


Being an employee, I WANT to argue this, but my managers make it really damn hard.
2013-03-28 11:24:38 AM
1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: people in retail and food service are often pretty dumb


Being a manager, I WANT to argue this, but my employees make it really damned hard.
2013-03-28 11:24:32 AM
1 votes:
Crappy franchise owner to boot, I'd guess.

When I worked chain store minimum wage job in high school, if I closed I had to follow the manager to the bank and witness the deposit (well *a* deposit anyway).  Less likely employee is gonna be jumped at 11 PM in a bank parking lot and tends to discourage stuff like this from happening.  Crazy concept.
2013-03-28 11:24:04 AM
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: Did anyone try out their pot pie...

I figured I would give it a shot.  So it's just the pie crust on top, nice and flakey... but the rest is the tin.  And the damn "pie" isn't filled up all the way.  And the damn thing is freaking hot.  You have to wait an hour to even try to eat it without burning yourself.  And they freaking charge way too much for what you get...


Have you never had a pot pie before? What did you expect, some sort of french culinary dream?
2013-03-28 11:23:46 AM
1 votes:
Most money I've ever carried at any one time was when I worked for a retail company. I was still in highschool and for one reason or another the store manager trusted me to carry that nights deposit which had to the tune of around 90k dollars in it. How you could trust a 16 year old with that amount of cash astounds me to this day.

Long story short, people in retail and food service are often pretty dumb
2013-03-28 11:23:39 AM
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: Did anyone try out their pot pie...

I figured I would give it a shot.  So it's just the pie crust on top, nice and flakey... but the rest is the tin.  And the damn "pie" isn't filled up all the way.  And the damn thing is freaking hot.  You have to wait an hour to even try to eat it without burning yourself.  And they freaking charge way too much for what you get...


Serves you right for trying to consume KFC.
2013-03-28 11:21:50 AM
1 votes:
Did anyone try out their pot pie...

I figured I would give it a shot.  So it's just the pie crust on top, nice and flakey... but the rest is the tin.  And the damn "pie" isn't filled up all the way.  And the damn thing is freaking hot.  You have to wait an hour to even try to eat it without burning yourself.  And they freaking charge way too much for what you get...
 
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