YoOjo: As for design, how about a football player kicking a nuclear bomb into the middle-east with SPEAK AMERICAN OR DIE written across the top?I'm open to other suggestions, sure.
IRQ12: When I was an airman in the navy, our scout leader made us lemon pledge to the TABLE every day before we woke up and when we went to bed. We dried and infused and some of us lived to let that big piece of hickory smoked bacon sag in stagnant air. If this sailor wants to fly a chicken breast, he should have to get a declaration of independence from the US. It is his love as someone who has B*Y^)GYed and put lotion on his back for his chicken breast to sail it!
fat boy: You know who else had something against poles?
trey101: fark YOU, get the fark out of this country you shiatbag.
The Muthaship: NightOwl2255: How did I do, trey?Needs more profanity./and a mohawk.
trey101: do you douche regularly?
trey101: straight out of the mouth of someone that has no regard for what the people in our military do.
kendelrio: When I was a soldier in the core, our drill sergeants made us pledge allegiance to the FLAG every night before we went to bed and when we woke up. We sweated and bled and some of us died to let that little peace of canvas flutter in the wind. If this marine want's to fly his flag, he shouldn't have to get no stupid permit. It is his write as someone who has blked and DIED for his flag to fly it!/Stupid civilians!/sniper
i upped my meds-up yours: The Town of Hypoluxo requires flag pole permit/wtf is a Hypoluxo anyway?
i upped my meds-up yours: The Town of Hypoluxo requires flag pole permitArmy vet: utters a few choice epithets and gets a flag pole permit.Marine vet: alerts Fox News and goes Full American Butthurt./wtf is a Hypoluxo anyway?
YoOjo: It's a sucky looking old-fashioned flag anyways, surely with all these hipster designers we've been breeding we could come up with a better looking one now?I'd like something that shows the world what we really stand for, and how incredibly superior we are to every other nation, and frankly using the same color scheme as those low-life French doesn't cut it.For a start, bigger. We're a big country with big people, maybe the world's biggest. So we need a bigger flag. I'm thinking 4ft by 8ft at it's smallest (lapel pin).For colors I prefer the MIA flag or skull & crossbones. They just looks badass and send the right message abroad.As for design, how about a football player kicking a nuclear bomb into the middle-east with SPEAK AMERICAN OR DIE written across the top?I'm open to other suggestions, sure.
Frizbone: This is because the United States is a Communist country...where you have to getr ythe government's permission to do "anythiung".
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