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(Metro)   Apparently, 1000 women like Hugh Hefner the same way they like their like money - green and wrinkled   (metro.co.uk) divider line 11
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2013-03-28 08:48:20 AM  
4 votes:
Hugh Hefner likes his women the way he likes his credit cards, plastic with rounded corners.
2013-03-28 10:47:47 AM  
2 votes:
macadamnut:  /little help here?

Hugh Hefner gave Crystal Harris an antique organ as a wedding present.
2013-03-28 09:25:53 AM  
2 votes:
Apparently, 1000 women like Hugh Hefner the same way they like their like money - green and wrinkled ...and covered in traces of cocaine and poop
2013-03-28 09:10:21 AM  
2 votes:
You all are so jaded. These women (albeit young) are finding true love with a self-created, mature man who's achieved success. It has nothing to do with financial gain, it has EVERYTHING to do with him being self confident, assured and driven to his high standing in a capitalistic culture.

Get your head out of your cynical asses.
2013-03-28 08:47:14 AM  
2 votes:
Hugh Hefner treats objects like women.
2013-03-28 09:56:02 AM  
1 votes:
You guys are missing the point.  Once a dude has a rep for being great in bed, every chick in town wants to try and debunk the myth.  Of course, being a little wealthy, having the potential to introduce to every producer in Hollywood, posing in the best men's rag of all time etc, probably influence their decisions, but still.....

//Subscriber for oh, 25 years.  Thinks the girls these days are not as hot as in the 80's,  and just about have to read it for the articles 'cause you really can't fap to those pics anymore.
2013-03-28 09:31:32 AM  
1 votes:

YoOjo: with a man old enough to be her grandfather.


Actually, that could easily be "her great grandfather"
2013-03-28 09:25:15 AM  
1 votes:
You know what they say, the quickest way to a woman's heart is thru her bank account.
2013-03-28 08:53:53 AM  
1 votes:
Hugh Hefner likes his women the way he likes his skim milk, weak and white in a container that's pointy on top.

/little help here?
2013-03-28 08:50:39 AM  
1 votes:
Hugh Hefner likes his women the way he likes his magazine, airbrushed and covered with advertising.
2013-03-28 08:38:40 AM  
1 votes:
You have to keep your hand in....


Oh.
 
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