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(Metro)   Apparently, 1000 women like Hugh Hefner the same way they like their like money - green and wrinkled   (metro.co.uk) divider line 27
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2013-03-28 08:38:21 AM
So then we're talking about 1,000 strippers.
 
2013-03-28 08:38:40 AM
You have to keep your hand in....


Oh.
 
2013-03-28 08:42:55 AM
i like my like money
 
2013-03-28 08:46:25 AM

skinink: So then we're talking about 1,000 strippers.


Very hot strippers.
 
2013-03-28 08:47:14 AM
Hugh Hefner treats objects like women.
 
2013-03-28 08:48:20 AM
Hugh Hefner likes his women the way he likes his credit cards, plastic with rounded corners.
 
2013-03-28 08:50:39 AM
Hugh Hefner likes his women the way he likes his magazine, airbrushed and covered with advertising.
 
2013-03-28 08:53:53 AM
Hugh Hefner likes his women the way he likes his skim milk, weak and white in a container that's pointy on top.

/little help here?
 
2013-03-28 09:10:21 AM
You all are so jaded. These women (albeit young) are finding true love with a self-created, mature man who's achieved success. It has nothing to do with financial gain, it has EVERYTHING to do with him being self confident, assured and driven to his high standing in a capitalistic culture.

Get your head out of your cynical asses.
 
2013-03-28 09:10:32 AM
I doubt that sad-sack has actually had full intercourse in quite a while, more likely that he is a big cuddler with the occasional near-death/heart attack inducing erection moment. I imagine whoever is in the bed with him when he does have an erection prays to anything holy that he'll croak right there and then so as he'll stop gumming all over their pumped-up-until-numb breasts and even maybe pay out on via a lawsuit or three for trauma associated with 'dying while doing stinky' with a man old enough to be her grandfather.
I admire his self-promotion, I'm not begrudging that he's self-made and seems happy, but I still doubt he gets anything up other than very, very occasionally.
 
2013-03-28 09:10:46 AM
Considering his fame, fortune, and access to women, he could hit a thousand women in 3 years just by sleeping with a different one every night. Double, triple them up and spread them over several decades and 1000 doesn't seem out of reach at all.
 
2013-03-28 09:15:11 AM
hmm...
Serious Money...with lots of BIG things.
Fame...Icon level.
Connected to politicians and celebs globally
Intelligence...known to be a deep thinker
Interesting
Constant media
Constant parties
Makes living being around beautiful women who like taking off their clothes off often.

Nope, I can see no reason why many ladies would like to have sex with him...or why he would have so many available to him over decades of the same status.
Go figure
 
2013-03-28 09:25:15 AM
You know what they say, the quickest way to a woman's heart is thru her bank account.
 
2013-03-28 09:25:53 AM
Apparently, 1000 women like Hugh Hefner the same way they like their like money - green and wrinkled ...and covered in traces of cocaine and poop
 
2013-03-28 09:31:32 AM

YoOjo: with a man old enough to be her grandfather.


Actually, that could easily be "her great grandfather"
 
2013-03-28 09:40:10 AM
Mr. Hefner, you're no Wilt Chamberlain.

/Still, he's had it pretty good.
 
2013-03-28 09:43:40 AM
...And all of them at least thirty years ago, when a dollar was worth something.
 
2013-03-28 09:56:02 AM
You guys are missing the point.  Once a dude has a rep for being great in bed, every chick in town wants to try and debunk the myth.  Of course, being a little wealthy, having the potential to introduce to every producer in Hollywood, posing in the best men's rag of all time etc, probably influence their decisions, but still.....

//Subscriber for oh, 25 years.  Thinks the girls these days are not as hot as in the 80's,  and just about have to read it for the articles 'cause you really can't fap to those pics anymore.
 
2013-03-28 10:05:22 AM
Well, I guess I'd have to tell him:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-28 10:38:28 AM
green, wrinkled and packed full of Viagra more failed marriages than one can count with a filthy house full of horny Hollywood stars looking to stick their dicks in anything they can find.

//the carpet and rugs in the mansion are said to be bio-hazards.
 
2013-03-28 10:47:47 AM
macadamnut:  /little help here?

Hugh Hefner gave Crystal Harris an antique organ as a wedding present.
 
2013-03-28 11:12:44 AM

bump: You all are so jaded. These women (albeit young) are finding true love with a self-created, mature man who's achieved success. It has nothing to do with financial gain, it has EVERYTHING to do with him being self confident, assured and driven to his high standing in a capitalistic culture.

Get your head out of your cynical asses.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!  Good one.
 
2013-03-28 11:15:33 AM
Ick.
 
2013-03-28 04:24:22 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

"1000 women? For me, that was just 1966."
 
2013-03-28 04:29:00 PM
YoOjoI doubt that sad-sack has actually had full intercourse in quite a while, more likely that he is a big cuddler with the occasional near-death/heart attack inducing erection moment. I imagine whoever is in the bed with him when he does have an erection prays to anything holy that he'll croak right there and then so as he'll stop gumming all over their pumped-up-until-numb breasts and even maybe pay out on via a lawsuit or three for trauma associated with 'dying while doing stinky' with a man old enough to be her grandfather.
I admire his self-promotion, I'm not begrudging that he's self-made and seems happy, but I still doubt he gets anything up other than very, very occasionally.
 Yeah but he banged your grandmother when she was a hot 21 year old so there's that.

Sucks to get old, YoOjo, lets see what you're doing at 86 years old, beside cream of wheat
 
2013-03-28 05:29:30 PM
Mr.Hefner, the CDC would like a word with you...
 
2013-03-28 06:14:37 PM
I used to admire Hef (and still do admire what he did), but there was something I watched that was explaining what happened different nights in the mansion.  One of the nights is movie night.  Hef and other 75+ year olds watching movies with the girls.  These old, old, old men watching movies with women who couldn't care less about the movies they were watching.

Hef would read a notecard talking about the movie before they started watching it.  It honestly looked like how it looks when you listen to an old person just to humor them.

There is an age (50 maybe) where being with an 18 year old starts to be weird.  An age where it is definitely weird, and an age where it is just beyond creepy.  Hef reached the last age probably before the current POTM was born.
 
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