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2013-03-28 09:56:08 AM  
Yum.

That is all.
 
2013-03-28 10:04:40 AM  
Happy birthday Gaga. I'm a fan of being entertained and you do that very well. Get well soon!
 
2013-03-28 10:07:53 AM  
major butterface

But I have to admit...she's got a GREAT ass.
 
2013-03-28 10:17:34 AM  
I'd stick my head in HER golf ball dimpler,
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2013-03-28 10:18:26 AM  
Good luck making it through your age 27 year. You'll need it.
 
2013-03-28 10:22:18 AM  
Is she wearing blue hair to mock the old guy or fit in with him?  Oh, Gaga..
 
2013-03-28 10:25:45 AM  
Amazing.  That's the same number of dimples on a golf ball.  Coincidence?  I think not.
 
2013-03-28 11:07:32 AM  
She's organically weird, right? Although she did have hip surgery a few weeks ago, which opens her up to opiate addiction from our pharma phriends.

I'll give her better odds to make it to 28 than Lohan.
 
2013-03-28 11:11:27 AM  
Great Tag Line Subby... I snarked.
+1 free internets.
 
2013-03-28 11:53:18 AM  
Yes, yes I would.
 
2013-03-28 11:53:25 AM  

SurfaceTension: Good luck making it through your age 27 year. You'll need it.


I don't think she has anything to worry about. She seems to have her head on her shoulders, and is not in self destruct mode like other 'entertainers' in her age group.
 
2013-03-28 12:13:18 PM  
The ending was full of cringe-worthy awkwardness.

Gaga is still hideous, Tony is still handsome.
 
2013-03-28 12:15:12 PM  

justanothersumguy: Great Tag Line Subby... I snarked.
+1 free internets.


Enjoy your free month of TotalFark

/subby
 
2013-03-28 12:16:56 PM  
And so begins the 365 day Lady Gaga death watch.
 
2013-03-28 12:57:15 PM  
I chortled.  Since they are both Italian women without the last name Loren, they're most likely to end up 4 foot 11, black babushkas though.
 
2013-03-28 12:57:16 PM  
Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.
 
2013-03-28 01:02:56 PM  
Good one, Subby.
 
2013-03-28 01:03:44 PM  

zixr: The ending was full of cringe-worthy awkwardness.

Gaga is still hideous, Tony is still handsome.


And you still have no taste.
 
2013-03-28 01:39:29 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.


She went to the same school as Paris, not the same class.

\I like Gaga and I'm gay.  Go figure.
 
2013-03-28 01:44:48 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: zixr: The ending was full of cringe-worthy awkwardness.

Gaga is still hideous, Tony is still handsome.

And you still have no taste.


Oh, sorry. What I meant to say was Lady Gaga is the hottest woman on Earth.

/am I cool yet?
 
2013-03-28 02:11:10 PM  

Buttknuckle: The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.

She went to the same school as Paris, not the same class.

\I like Gaga and I'm gay.  Go figure.


what does being gay have to do with liking Gaga?
 
2013-03-28 02:15:40 PM  

karnal: Buttknuckle: The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.

She went to the same school as Paris, not the same class.

\I like Gaga and I'm gay.  Go figure.

what does being gay have to do with liking Gaga?


penis
 
2013-03-28 02:16:43 PM  

karnal: Buttknuckle: The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.

She went to the same school as Paris, not the same class.

\I like Gaga and I'm gay.  Go figure.

what does being gay have to do with liking Gaga?


Gaga is well known to have a strong gay following.
 
2013-03-28 02:51:18 PM  

Buttknuckle: karnal: Buttknuckle: The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.

She went to the same school as Paris, not the same class.

\I like Gaga and I'm gay.  Go figure.

what does being gay have to do with liking Gaga?

Gaga is well known to have a strong gay following.



A strong gay following her where?
 
2013-03-28 02:53:14 PM  
She should be glad she wrecked her hip and has to take time off.  Feels like she has been around for 15 years.  WAY too much saturation.  In today's society that means backlash.

Step away for a while, then come back.  Take an occasional break, otherwise the plebes turn on you.

As a non-fan, I could barely care less, but at least she has talent.
 
2013-03-28 04:12:08 PM  

Buttknuckle: The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.

She went to the same school as Paris, not the same class.

\I like Gaga and I'm gay.  Go figure.


Aren't gay men all into country music and line dancing?

Kudos to you for maintaining your individuality.
 
2013-03-28 05:29:22 PM  
Is she fat or skinny right now? Give me the Gaga from the Bad Romance video.
 
2013-03-28 05:45:02 PM  
Amanda Bynes turns 27 on April 3rd.
 
2013-03-28 05:46:46 PM  

Principal Clarinet: justanothersumguy: Great Tag Line Subby... I snarked.
+1 free internets.

Enjoy your free month of TotalFark

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 Many Humble Thanks Mr. Clarinet!  I shall endevour to meet my new trust among the Elite with dignity and grace.

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2013-03-28 06:27:08 PM  
But is she celebrating with an unfortunate man whose head looked like it went through a golf ball dimpler?
 
2013-03-28 06:49:32 PM  
Tony Bennett looks awful. Then again, he's the last of the Rat Pack-era crooners to still be alive, so there's that.
 
2013-03-28 09:29:30 PM  

karnal: Buttknuckle: The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't she go to school with Paris Hilton though?

That would make her about 32.

She went to the same school as Paris, not the same class.

\I like Gaga and I'm gay.  Go figure.

what does being gay have to do with liking Gaga?


That.  She's one of the few decent acts in music today.
 
2013-03-28 10:33:08 PM  
I had a dream the other night that i was dating her, and told her that if she didnt start acting normal that i was going to dump her.  I couldnt put up with the ridiculous shiat she was wearing.
 
2013-03-29 01:22:35 AM  
Dear Lady Gaga,

I'm sorry that our wild weekend of passionate sex messed up your hip. Feel better.

Skinink.
 
2013-03-29 01:41:25 AM  
I am 43 and straight.. and she's the shizz
 
2013-03-29 04:11:22 AM  
Lost me at "Jeter's just fine".
 
2013-03-29 12:49:43 PM  

mariner314: Happy birthday Gaga. I'm a fan of being entertained and you do that very well. Get well soon!


Gaga reads FARK?
 
2013-03-29 01:13:28 PM  
Tony is looking at her like "so this is the crap kids are buying these days?"

/said in Krusty voice
/Gaga is very talented
 
2013-03-29 01:15:09 PM  

Rich Cream: Tony is looking at her like "so this is the crap kids are buying these days?"


crap = visual schtick

/wasn't referring to her skills
 
2013-03-29 01:24:39 PM  
I'd get hit by that.
 
2013-03-29 01:25:31 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: mariner314: Happy birthday Gaga. I'm a fan of being entertained and you do that very well. Get well soon!

Gaga reads FARK?


Who's to say she doesn't?
 
2013-03-29 02:46:37 PM  
The true gorgeous is an aggregate: pretty, shapely, classy, creative, great pipes, sense of humor, defiant.

Here is to many more you gorgeous creature.
 
2013-03-30 08:08:06 AM  
It took every ounce of reserve (and quite a few glasses of vodka) for Tony to not yell out "THIS IS NO LADY!" I bet.
 
2013-03-30 01:21:42 PM  
She's only 27?!
 
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