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(Popoholic)   Ali Larter fills out a pair of mom jeans very, very well   (popoholic.com) divider line 70
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2013-03-28 08:42:37 AM
Dat Ass.
 
2013-03-28 08:48:37 AM
She looks great, a fine example of women getting better with age!
 
2013-03-28 08:59:05 AM
Yes, yes she does.
 
2013-03-28 09:00:43 AM
Who?
What are mom jeans?
 
2013-03-28 09:01:57 AM
MJILS
 
2013-03-28 09:03:02 AM
Looks like Laura Dern's ass/jeans circa Jurassic Park.
 
2013-03-28 09:13:22 AM
Nice.
 
2013-03-28 09:13:48 AM
Levis are mom jeans?

also, damnnnnnnnn
 
2013-03-28 09:16:00 AM
It's no whipped cream bikini, but g'DAMN!
 
2013-03-28 09:18:22 AM
A human wore clothes, quick, to the Blog Cave!!
 
2013-03-28 09:19:45 AM

The Troof hurts: Looks like Laura Dern's ass/jeans circa Jurassic Park.


Not jeans, but close enough.
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-28 09:22:05 AM
She looks great. She also needs to be in the next Resident Evil movie.
 
2013-03-28 09:23:47 AM
Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue
 
2013-03-28 09:24:35 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue


How can you bite off her ass with your tongue?

I'm so confused.
 
2013-03-28 09:29:38 AM
She must have sat on some sugar cos dat ass is sweeeeeeeet
 
2013-03-28 09:29:54 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm
She's got a GREAT ASS!
 
2013-03-28 09:34:20 AM
I've always had a thing for her...the whipped cream bikini didn't hurt.
 
2013-03-28 09:41:12 AM
Since when are red tag Levis mom jeans?  I've been wearing them since 1976.
 
2013-03-28 09:42:09 AM
Is 1990's fashion the new style now?
 
2013-03-28 09:43:33 AM

John Buck 41: Who?
What are mom jeans?


2.bp.blogspot.com
(in case you were serious)
 
2013-03-28 09:44:29 AM
Women don't get better with age. Some women get less not better with age more slowly than other women, but they all turn into this eventually:

jokeyomama.com

Also: do NOT GIS "old woman"
 
2013-03-28 09:45:34 AM

carrion_luggage: Women don't get better with age. Some women get less not better with age more slowly than other women, but they all turn into this eventually:

[jokeyomama.com image 807x1076]

Also: do NOT GIS "old woman"


I refuse to believe that my wife will eventually turn into a Skesis.
 
2013-03-28 09:46:13 AM

PizzaJedi81: carrion_luggage: Women don't get better with age. Some women get less not better with age more slowly than other women, but they all turn into this eventually:

[jokeyomama.com image 807x1076]

Also: do NOT GIS "old woman"

I refuse to believe that my wife will eventually turn into a Skesis.



Damn it, Skeksis.
 
2013-03-28 09:46:47 AM
Shaving Cream Bikini.
 
2013-03-28 09:47:33 AM

PizzaJedi81: It's no whipped cream bikini, but g'DAMN!


That's what it was!  Shaving Cream makes absolutely no sense.
 
2013-03-28 09:48:18 AM

MandM: Since when are red tag Levis mom jeans?  I've been wearing them since 1976.


Since the waistband went above the navel, I think.
 
2013-03-28 09:53:50 AM

Ebenator: The Troof hurts: Looks like Laura Dern's ass/jeans circa Jurassic Park.

Not jeans, but close enough.
[img.photobucket.com image 500x272]


Nice. Here's what I came up with.
i140.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-28 10:10:55 AM

PizzaJedi81: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue

How can you bite off her ass with your tongue?

I'm so confused.


You'd tongue rape her ass?
 
2013-03-28 10:17:07 AM

GonzoNihilist: PizzaJedi81: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue

How can you bite off her ass with your tongue?

I'm so confused.

You'd tongue rape her ass?


No he'd raise her ass in a cage to help quell his inner demons.
 
2013-03-28 10:19:18 AM

Ebenator: The Troof hurts: Looks like Laura Dern's ass/jeans circa Jurassic Park.

Not jeans, but close enough.
[img.photobucket.com image 500x272]


I prefer the crotch shot Dern shows in that movie myself, but that's a nice one too.

/I'd let Larter use and abuse me any way she wants
//call me!
 
2013-03-28 10:24:12 AM

The Troof hurts: Ebenator: The Troof hurts: Looks like Laura Dern's ass/jeans circa Jurassic Park.

Not jeans, but close enough.
[img.photobucket.com image 500x272]

Nice. Here's what I came up with.
[i140.photobucket.com image 640x347]


Cheers, my friend.
 
2013-03-28 10:26:55 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: GonzoNihilist: PizzaJedi81: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue

How can you bite off her ass with your tongue?

I'm so confused.

You'd tongue rape her ass?

No he'd raise her ass in a cage to help quell his inner demons.


Close enough
 
2013-03-28 10:28:04 AM
Can I just say, between this thread and the female action movie butt shot thread, I'm a happy camper.
 
2013-03-28 10:30:02 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Jim from Saint Paul: GonzoNihilist: PizzaJedi81: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue

How can you bite off her ass with your tongue?

I'm so confused.

You'd tongue rape her ass?

No he'd raise her ass in a cage to help quell his inner demons.

Close enough


Can you tell me the combination he would use to her cage?
 
2013-03-28 10:30:31 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Jim from Saint Paul: GonzoNihilist: PizzaJedi81: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue

How can you bite off her ass with your tongue?

I'm so confused.

You'd tongue rape her ass?

No he'd raise her ass in a cage to help quell his inner demons.

Close enough

Can you tell me the combination he would use to her cage?


1 2 3 4 5
 
2013-03-28 10:36:22 AM

PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Jim from Saint Paul: GonzoNihilist: PizzaJedi81: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Dare I say, I would go Mike Tyson on that ass with my tongue

How can you bite off her ass with your tongue?

I'm so confused.

You'd tongue rape her ass?

No he'd raise her ass in a cage to help quell his inner demons.

Close enough

Can you tell me the combination he would use to her cage?

1 2 3 4 5


That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
 
2013-03-28 10:58:34 AM

John Buck 41: Who?
What are mom jeans?


Not those. Those are just standard jeans... Look on Google for the SNL 'Mom Jeans' commercial, it pretty much sums it up. Also, see Mitt Romney walking across stage last year. Mom jeans tend to have less style, flatten the ass, and make it about 2 feet from the bottom of the cheeks to the base of the spine. They aren't sexy jeans that make the ass look THAT good and with flared legs.

Apparently 'Mom Jeans' is going to be the new "microburst", "viral video" and "reboot". It will constantly get used to identify things that don't count. Jeans on 40+ year old women aren't immediately Momo Jeans, no matter how much subby wishes it were so.
 
2013-03-28 11:03:35 AM

MandM: Since when are red tag Levis mom jeans?  I've been wearing them since 1976.


Since Subby learned how to submit items to Fark...
 
2013-03-28 11:26:06 AM

PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: carrion_luggage: Women don't get better with age. Some women get less not better with age more slowly than other women, but they all turn into this eventually:

[jokeyomama.com image 807x1076]

Also: do NOT GIS "old woman"

I refuse to believe that my wife will eventually turn into a Skesis.


Damn it, Skeksis.


forums.roadbikereview.com

Please make love to me.

Please.

Please.
 
2013-03-28 11:35:54 AM
Aw yeah. She could probably drive a mini van and rock it. Someone find her an Odyssey!
 
2013-03-28 11:45:45 AM

jjwars1: Is 1990's fashion the new style now?


no, dude.  no
 
2013-03-28 12:06:28 PM
don't mom jeans have to touch the ribs?

Also, if The Avengers movies were made a decade ago Ali Larter would have been perfect for Ms Marvel
 
2013-03-28 12:18:33 PM
I know that the hipsters, in an non-stop effort to bring back or use something "ironic" have been sporting these. That said, I don't think they will stick.
 
2013-03-28 12:27:06 PM
i.imgur.com

Mom jeans pro-tip from Jessica Simpson: Wear a big ol' belt y'all, it's great cover!
 
2013-03-28 12:30:43 PM

Mikey1969: John Buck 41: Who?
What are mom jeans?

Not those. Those are just standard jeans... Look on Google for the SNL 'Mom Jeans' commercial, it pretty much sums it up. Also, see Mitt Romney walking across stage last year. Mom jeans tend to have less style, flatten the ass, and make it about 2 feet from the bottom of the cheeks to the base of the spine. They aren't sexy jeans that make the ass look THAT good and with flared legs.

Apparently 'Mom Jeans' is going to be the new "microburst", "viral video" and "reboot". It will constantly get used to identify things that don't count. Jeans on 40+ year old women aren't immediately Momo Jeans, no matter how much subby wishes it were so.


Kindof like how "mullet" got redefined to include any hairstyle that has even an inch of length in back, even if it's still pretty long everywhere else. These redefinitions come from kids who never saw the original style and don't know what they're talking about.

So today, "Mom jeans" means any jeans that aren't low-waisted.
 
2013-03-28 12:32:01 PM
"I'm an indulger, but then I have to be good. When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy."

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-03-28 12:32:55 PM

Christian Bale: "I'm an indulger, but then I have to be good. When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy."

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 550x758]


Well, I DO like a juicy bubble.
 
2013-03-28 12:34:17 PM

Lego_Addict: She looks great, a fine example of women getting better not completely falling apart with age!


She looks great, but better than when she was younger?
 
2013-03-28 12:35:40 PM

theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 412x428]

Mom jeans pro-tip from Jessica Simpson: Wear a big ol' belt y'all, it's great cover!


Jeezuz, the guns on her. I could work out with cement blocks for centuries and never look like that.
 
2013-03-28 01:02:04 PM

MandM: Since when are red tag Levis mom jeans?  I've been wearing them since 1976.


Have you at least washed them yet?
 
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