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(The Sun)   "Last week was a bad week and I ate too many biscuits"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 141
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2013-03-28 09:50:55 AM  
Damn, can't copy the pic location...but the 2nd picture;  it looks like she shiat herself and doesn't know what to do about it.
 
2013-03-28 09:51:07 AM  
"I lose myself in food. I can't open a packet of biscuits and eat one - I have to eat them all."

Stop buying biscuits, then.
 
2013-03-28 09:51:34 AM  
More like too many Seabiscuits.  Jesus.
 
2013-03-28 09:51:52 AM  
Is....is that foot stool for her....gunt?
 
2013-03-28 09:53:22 AM  
Muffins > biscuits.
 
2013-03-28 09:54:39 AM  
Damn, thought it said Georgia teen, but she's a Brit. Yay?
 
2013-03-28 09:54:47 AM  
No excuse for being criminally obese.
 
2013-03-28 09:54:50 AM  
Article seems to point to infection not biscuits
 
2013-03-28 09:55:14 AM  
so god damn depressing
 
2013-03-28 09:55:19 AM  
I love those Oreo biscuits!
 
2013-03-28 09:55:29 AM  
Why does she color her hair?
No really, I'd have thought that once a woman gets the wrong side of 200lbs there's no point painting yourself up like a common harlot.
 
2013-03-28 09:58:03 AM  

YoOjo: Why does she color her hair?
No really, I'd have thought that once a woman gets the wrong side of 200lbs there's no point painting yourself up like a common harlot.


If a common harlot in your area is that huge, you need to move. Because damn.
 
2013-03-28 09:58:32 AM  
How does that happen?  Seriously.  I mean, I get you overeat and you put some lard on, but there has to be some sort of hormonal / genetic f*ckup here of astounding proportions.  I mean she weighs 644 pounds, folks and most of it is sallow, folded, convoluted lard.  I don't understand how that can happen eating ANYTHING.  And I don't care if you eat 16 times a day.  I mean she DOES go to the toilet, doesn't she?  Or at least has some sort of mechanism for evacuating her bowels.  How in the hell do you do that?  How do you put on a quarter of a ton of fat?  Any medical farkers want to elucidate?
 
2013-03-28 09:58:38 AM  
46st?!!?  Why that's almost a whole hogshead of woman!  It would take a fortnight just to sift through her folds!
 
2013-03-28 09:59:05 AM  
I'll never understand how a person can let themselves get that large. I have about 15 pounds more than I want on me and that's depressing enough. I quit sugar to do something about it. I couldn't imagine being so big that you can't move around. It's depressing when your pants don't fit, how must it feel when the furniture doesn't fit?
 
2013-03-28 09:59:33 AM  
Ps. Scroll to bottom of TFA; the Sun seems to be getting a lot of mileage out of this fatty.
 
2013-03-28 10:00:19 AM  
This is just sad. I can't even snark.
 
2013-03-28 10:00:39 AM  
Put me down if I ever get close to that fat.
 
2013-03-28 10:01:16 AM  

bunner: How does that happen?  Seriously.  I mean, I get you overeat and you put some lard on, but there has to be some sort of hormonal / genetic f*ckup here of astounding proportions.  I mean she weighs 644 pounds, folks and most of it is sallow, folded, convoluted lard.  I don't understand how that can happen eating ANYTHING.  And I don't care if you eat 16 times a day.  I mean she DOES go to the toilet, doesn't she?  Or at least has some sort of mechanism for evacuating her bowels.  How in the hell do you do that?  How do you put on a quarter of a ton of fat?  Any medical farkers want to elucidate?


Dedication, perseverence, and an all consuming passion for pizza, chocolate and fizzy drinks. Oh, and no exercise at all. Whatsoever.

I am not a medical farker, but I did see a hospital on TV.
 
2013-03-28 10:01:44 AM  

katerbug72: I'll never understand how a person can let themselves get that large. I have about 15 pounds more than I want on me and that's depressing enough. I quit sugar to do something about it. I couldn't imagine being so big that you can't move around. It's depressing when your pants don't fit, how must it feel when the furniture doesn't fit?


Ha!  Furniture doesn't fit.  I'm stealing that.
 
2013-03-28 10:02:18 AM  

bunner: How does that happen?  Seriously.  I mean, I get you overeat and you put some lard on, but there has to be some sort of hormonal / genetic f*ckup here of astounding proportions.  I mean she weighs 644 pounds, folks and most of it is sallow, folded, convoluted lard.  I don't understand how that can happen eating ANYTHING.  And I don't care if you eat 16 times a day.  I mean she DOES go to the toilet, doesn't she?  Or at least has some sort of mechanism for evacuating her bowels.  How in the hell do you do that?  How do you put on a quarter of a ton of fat?  Any medical farkers want to elucidate?


Serious psychological farkitude.  She needs talk therapy and chemical therapy.
 
2013-03-28 10:02:23 AM  

blatz514: Damn, can't copy the pic location...but the 2nd picture;  it looks like she shiat herself and doesn't know what to do about it.


Dude, screenshot!

i45.tinypic.com

Looks like it's asking for a "deep thoughts with skinnyhead" caption.
 
GCD
2013-03-28 10:02:23 AM  
The British method of weight is baffling as fark. They use a combination of "stone" AND "pounds".

1 stone is equal to 14 pounds, so wouldn't it be easier to say she's 46.5 stone, rather than "46 stone, 7 lbs."

Either way, it works out to 651 pounds. Yeeeesh.
 
2013-03-28 10:02:50 AM  

blatz514: Ha!  Furniture doesn't fit.  I'm stealing that.


Does this divan make my ass look fat?
 
2013-03-28 10:05:49 AM  

GCD: The British method of weight is baffling as fark. They use a combination of "stone" AND "pounds".

1 stone is equal to 14 pounds, so wouldn't it be easier to say she's 46.5 stone, rather than "46 stone, 7 lbs."

Either way, it works out to 651 pounds. Yeeeesh.


it's easier to say, and they're writing the way they'd say it. Are you 6.08 feet tall, or 6'1"?
 
2013-03-28 10:06:14 AM  
Solution; create a medication that disables the sense of taste. Severely reduced pleasure from eating = watch the pounds drop off.
 
2013-03-28 10:06:32 AM  

GCD: The British method of weight is baffling as fark. They use a combination of "stone" AND "pounds".

1 stone is equal to 14 pounds, so wouldn't it be easier to say she's 46.5 stone, rather than "46 stone, 7 lbs."

Either way, it works out to 651 pounds. Yeeeesh.


The British are used to systems with mixed number bases. Even their currency used to be like that.
 
2013-03-28 10:08:01 AM  
Oh my gawd, Becky. Look at her butt!
 
2013-03-28 10:08:07 AM  

GCD: The British method of weight is baffling as fark. They use a combination of "stone" AND "pounds".

1 stone is equal to 14 pounds, so wouldn't it be easier to say she's 46.5 stone, rather than "46 stone, 7 lbs."

Either way, it works out to 651 pounds. Yeeeesh.


It's because it's easier to measure fractions of a stone in pounds than as a decimal point, due to there being 14 pounds not ten to a stone.

It would require 'advanced math'. Decimal points lend themselves better to decimal (multiples of ten) amounts.

Most Brits have adopted kg now, it's a smaller number and it makes you sound terribly European and sophisticated.
 
2013-03-28 10:08:46 AM  

cygnusx13: Ps. Scroll to bottom of TFA; the Sun seems to be getting a lot of mileage out of this fatty.


no joke, every news story is a possible crossover for a "Georgia and X" at The Sun.

i89.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-28 10:09:20 AM  
www.bitcandy.com
 
2013-03-28 10:12:16 AM  
At least she's aptly named after something else horrendously obese and ugly as a poop-smeared taint.
 
2013-03-28 10:12:29 AM  
I would snark, but lately I can't stop eating Cadbury Mini-eggs, so I'm just going to shut up and get back to my trough.
 
2013-03-28 10:13:28 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Is....is that foot stool for her....gunt?


Ottoman, and you're right.
 
2013-03-28 10:13:59 AM  

thunderdonkey: More like too many Seabiscuits.  Jesus.


This has just had me giggling all morning.
 
2013-03-28 10:14:30 AM  

Maud Dib: Damn, thought it said Georgia teen, but she's a Brit. Yay?


YoOjo: At least she's aptly named after something else horrendously obese and ugly as a poop-smeared taint.


This headline really missed an opportunity.
 
2013-03-28 10:17:46 AM  

Carn: Put me down if I ever get close to that fat.


And then the rendering begins.
 
2013-03-28 10:18:16 AM  

bunner: blatz514: Ha!  Furniture doesn't fit.  I'm stealing that.

Does this divan make my ass look fat?


No, fatty, your fat ass...and hunt...and arms...makes you look fat.

Also: holy fark her stepfather is 73?!

/220lbs here
//Decidedly not as big as her
///Down from 250 a few years ago
 
2013-03-28 10:22:00 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Is....is that foot stool for her....gunt?

Ottoman, and you're right.


I want to know who makes that furniture, it obviously is built extraordinarily well.
 
2013-03-28 10:23:05 AM  

bunner: How does that happen?  Seriously.  I mean, I get you overeat and you put some lard on, but there has to be some sort of hormonal / genetic f*ckup here of astounding proportions.  I mean she weighs 644 pounds, folks and most of it is sallow, folded, convoluted lard.  I don't understand how that can happen eating ANYTHING.  And I don't care if you eat 16 times a day.  I mean she DOES go to the toilet, doesn't she?  Or at least has some sort of mechanism for evacuating her bowels.  How in the hell do you do that?  How do you put on a quarter of a ton of fat?  Any medical farkers want to elucidate?


Food isn't burned for energy in your digestive system. And you don't expel body fat that way. Your body reacts stuff with oxygen. CO2, breathed out, and water are the by-products. For her to get that big she'd have to consume lots of food and burn very little of it. Since she's bedridden I'd think it would be easy if you can't stop stuffing your pie hole.
 
2013-03-28 10:25:06 AM  

Marquis de Sod: Carn: Put me down if I ever get close to that fat.

And then the rendering begins.


Not to get all gross, but I bet if man eating aliens ever invade they'll eat all the fatties first.  Slow roast over a spit mmmmm mmmmmmmm!
 
2013-03-28 10:28:09 AM  

Carn: Not to get all gross, but I bet if man eating aliens ever invade they'll eat all the fatties first.  Slow roast over a spit mmmmm mmmmmmmm!


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I ain't eating that.
 
2013-03-28 10:28:58 AM  

Carn: Marquis de Sod: Carn: Put me down if I ever get close to that fat.

And then the rendering begins.

Not to get all gross, but I bet if man eating aliens ever invade they'll eat all the fatties first.  Slow roast over a spit mmmmm mmmmmmmm!


More like a huge out of control grease inferno spitting flaming hot lard-bombs and melting the floor for a three mile radius.

/yum
 
2013-03-28 10:30:09 AM  

Carn: Marquis de Sod: Carn: Put me down if I ever get close to that fat.

And then the rendering begins.

Not to get all gross, but I bet if man eating aliens ever invade they'll eat all the fatties first.  Slow roast over a spit mmmmm mmmmmmmm!


That would turn into a grease fire of nuclear proportions!
 
2013-03-28 10:31:33 AM  
to her, gravy IS a beverage
 
2013-03-28 10:31:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: "I lose myself in food. I can't open a packet of biscuits and eat one - I have to eat them all."

Stop buying biscuits, then.


Yup. I think everyone has one or two foods they can't resist. For me it's fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. So I only have then in the house for a special treat and usually plan a long run for the next morning.

My point is: most fat people aren't fat because of some disorder, they're fat because they're lack discipline.
 
2013-03-28 10:31:57 AM  
The question is, can she keep the weight on? She's 19, and has to vacate her title soon and move up to the next age group. If Georgia drops back to 36 stone, Brenda Flanagan-Davies will continue to dominate the Women's Open division. If she continues on her current form, we could see a real competition for the silverware next year.
 
2013-03-28 10:32:05 AM  
Stones? At that point her weight is easier expressed in boulders or even mountains.
 
2013-03-28 10:32:54 AM  

marleymaniac: Carn: Marquis de Sod: Carn: Put me down if I ever get close to that fat.

And then the rendering begins.

Not to get all gross, but I bet if man eating aliens ever invade they'll eat all the fatties first.  Slow roast over a spit mmmmm mmmmmmmm!

That would turn into a grease fire of nuclear proportions!


Actually fat people tend to burn more like a tire fire.

The last one got declared a superfund site by the EPA
 
2013-03-28 10:34:42 AM  

Maud Dib: Damn, thought it said Georgia teen, but she's a Brit. Yay?


Britain's obesity rate is actually nearly the same as the US obesity rate. Last time I went there there was no change in fattie scenery vs the USA. It's hilarious that they still sterotype Americans as being the fat ones.
 
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