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(Today)   Duggars: We're praying for a 20th child. God: Give it a rest   (today.com) divider line 284
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2013-03-28 04:07:22 AM
vagina/clown car image NEEDED.  like stat

at 4:07 am eastern!
 
2013-03-28 04:25:14 AM
Meh.  They seem to be gettin' by okay.  If they want to adopt a kid, that kid could do WORSE, at least.
 
2013-03-28 08:16:43 AM
How soon will her inability to breed make her suicidal?
 
2013-03-28 08:20:39 AM
Have they checked the transmission?
 
2013-03-28 08:22:11 AM
Have they run out of names that start with a J yet?
 
2013-03-28 08:48:48 AM
That woman's uterus must look like a deflated tire innertube from the 1950s
 
2013-03-28 08:57:31 AM

GiantRex: Have they run out of names that start with a J yet?


They haven't birthed a Jesus yet.
 
2013-03-28 09:05:41 AM
That's fine, as long as they don't go over 21.  At least, I think that's how the rules go...
 
2013-03-28 09:25:53 AM

Krymson Tyde: GiantRex: Have they run out of names that start with a J yet?

They haven't birthed a Jesus yet.


I think they should go for Jumanji, has a nice ring.
 
2013-03-28 09:30:00 AM
How wealthy are these people? I'm pretty sure I'd be broke with more than 5 kids.
 
2013-03-28 09:30:12 AM

Krymson Tyde: GiantRex: Have they run out of names that start with a J yet?

They haven't birthed a Jesus yet.


They might adopt one though!
 
2013-03-28 09:30:23 AM
honda-tech.com
 
2013-03-28 09:30:34 AM
Yeah. these are the people having kids you should get upset about. Uh-huh.
 
2013-03-28 09:30:36 AM
Biblical levels of AW right there.
 
2013-03-28 09:31:19 AM
How does Jim Bob get any friction on that thing? It must feel like humping a bucket of warm water.
 
2013-03-28 09:32:25 AM

doubled99: Yeah. these are the people having kids you should get upset about. Uh-huh.


Yeah, 'cause everyone is so upset what with their joking around and all.
 
2013-03-28 09:32:45 AM
Are they actively trying to kill her now? Because 2 parents already aren't enough to handle 19 kids, thus why the older ones are stuck raising the younger ones, but now they're working hard towards killing one of the "parents" off?

It's one thing that they are able to provide for the kids economically. I can't imagine that they're even remotely able to provide for the children emotionally. There is more to parenting than providing/cashing a check.
 
2013-03-28 09:33:07 AM
Their 15 minutes should have been up a LONG time ago
 
2013-03-28 09:33:22 AM
Why is all the outrage from these people having a large family?
 
2013-03-28 09:33:40 AM
What's wrong with having more Dugongs around?  They're endangered, so we should be encouraging them to have more offspring.  Hell, we should be artificially inseminating as many Dugongs as we can.
 
2013-03-28 09:34:34 AM
Going to be fun to see how well things go with that family when the kids are no longer under the fundamentalist thumbs of the parents.
 
2013-03-28 09:35:48 AM

KingKauff: Their 15 minutes should have been up a LONG time ago


They were up, why do you think they are announcing going for 20?   Trying to restart that clock.
 
2013-03-28 09:35:49 AM
Good or bad, the energy needed to raise that many kids and have them be decent people is staggering. I am struggling with 3.

Their kids seem a hell of a lot better than most.
 
2013-03-28 09:36:27 AM
Well, they do an excellent job of supporting their family, so I guess it's their business and not mine.

Still, why would anyone in the world want to many children? Very, very odd.
 
2013-03-28 09:36:27 AM
I find their borderline cultish religious views to be more troublesome than the number of kids they have, since even if they had zero kids, they'd still be borderline cultish.  My boyfriend showed me a clip of an episode, don't know when it aired, but one of the kids said that when they're out in public, one of the girls will say a code word or something and the boys will tilt their heads down so they don't see any women that are "immodestly" dressed.  I think it was when some of the family was on the Today Show or something, and they were watching on TV and one of the daughters would use her hands to cover up parts of the TV during commercials or whatnot that showed something the sons weren't supposed to see.

Farking CREEPY.
 
2013-03-28 09:36:35 AM

doubled99: Yeah. these are the people having kids you should get upset about. Uh-huh.


I get upset for no reason other than some voice in her head tells her to be a baby cannon. For the rest of her life. And she could die from the next pregnancy, but God told her to do it. (For those playing the home game, that qualifies as a sickness.)

And we are right to be worried for the kids. They need love and attention thatyou cannot get when you have nineteen siblings ranging from less than a year old to...what, 25? Seriously, the woman has relegated the duty of raising the younger ones to the older ones. That isn't right.
 
2013-03-28 09:38:23 AM

asquian: Are they actively trying to kill her now? Because 2 parents already aren't enough to handle 19 kids, thus why the older ones are stuck raising the younger ones, but now they're working hard towards killing one of the "parents" off?

It's one thing that they are able to provide for the kids economically. I can't imagine that they're even remotely able to provide for the children emotionally. There is more to parenting than providing/cashing a check.


All of the older girls get turned into junior mommies so they'll be fully prepared for their lives as subservient glorified incubators. I can't even imagine being raised in a family that denies you have agency on something as basic as how many children you want to have in the future.

The oldest boy's wife is like 22 and on her third kid and she's already starting to resemble his mother, trapped animal expression and all.
 
2013-03-28 09:38:38 AM

GiantRex: Have they run out of names that start with a J yet?


They might be thinking Jet Li Junior.
 
2013-03-28 09:38:38 AM

asquian: Are they actively trying to kill her now? Because 2 parents already aren't enough to handle 19 kids, thus why the older ones are stuck raising the younger ones, but now they're working hard towards killing one of the "parents" off?

It's one thing that they are able to provide for the kids economically. I can't imagine that they're even remotely able to provide for the children emotionally. There is more to parenting than providing/cashing a check.


Really? I love that can I quote you print and post it at the welfare office?
 
2013-03-28 09:39:26 AM
I'm guessing that the same people who believe that the supression of gay rights is deplorable are also championing compulsory sterilization for mothers with too many kids.

/Ambivalence, how does it work?
 
2013-03-28 09:40:58 AM

KimNorth: Really? I love that can I quote you print and post it at the welfare office?


So that some of the moms who love their kids and are doing their best can see it?

The idea that all people on welfare are bad parents is just as stupid as its corollary. There are wealthy people who abuse their kids and poor people who love theirs and would do anything for them.
 
2013-03-28 09:41:39 AM

KingKauff: Their 15 minutes should never have been up a LONG time ago


ftfy
 
2013-03-28 09:42:12 AM

KiwDaWabbit: I'm guessing that the same people who believe that the supression of gay rights is deplorable are also championing compulsory sterilization for mothers with too many kids.

/Ambivalence, how does it work?


Nobody is saying that. You're using a blatant straw-man attack. Shut up.
 
2013-03-28 09:42:47 AM

Coco LaFemme: I find their borderline cultish religious views to be more troublesome than the number of kids they have, since even if they had zero kids, they'd still be borderline cultish.  My boyfriend showed me a clip of an episode, don't know when it aired, but one of the kids said that when they're out in public, one of the girls will say a code word or something and the boys will tilt their heads down so they don't see any women that are "immodestly" dressed.  I think it was when some of the family was on the Today Show or something, and they were watching on TV and one of the daughters would use her hands to cover up parts of the TV during commercials or whatnot that showed something the sons weren't supposed to see.

Farking CREEPY.


Yes, because our children are not becoming over sexualized at all.
 
2013-03-28 09:43:03 AM
TLC is trolling China

What else would you call it when you parade a family with 19 children all over a country that limits couples to one child?
 
2013-03-28 09:43:10 AM

phenn: Well, they do an excellent job of supporting their family, so I guess it's their business and not mine.


IIRC, they get a LOT of support from the surrounding community.
 
2013-03-28 09:44:12 AM

KiwDaWabbit: I'm guessing that the same people who believe that the supression of gay rights is deplorable are also championing compulsory sterilization for mothers with too many kids.

/Ambivalence, how does it work?


You're veering off, stay on topic.
 
2013-03-28 09:44:34 AM
I see a hotdog and a hallway have been covered.  Carry on.
 
2013-03-28 09:44:50 AM
media.skateboard.com.au
 
2013-03-28 09:45:47 AM

FlashHarry: [honda-tech.com image 300x225]


That image is overly generous.
 
2013-03-28 09:46:05 AM

Genevieve Marie: KimNorth: Really? I love that can I quote you print and post it at the welfare office?

So that some of the moms who love their kids and are doing their best can see it?

The idea that all people on welfare are bad parents is just as stupid as its corollary. There are wealthy people who abuse their kids and poor people who love theirs and would do anything for them.


Thank you. My best friend and his wife love their 3 year old son (my godson) to death and do everything they can for him. Still, they rely on WIC and other programs to help make ends meet. She's pregnant with their second child (due in November), and their family will have all the love in the world.

Hell, when I was growing up, my family for a while was in Section 8 housing and all my (rather expensive) medical care was provided by the state.
Welfare: Being on it does not mean you're a bad parent.
 
2013-03-28 09:46:39 AM
Every time I read the name "Duggar" I imagine a burnt rubber smell.
 
2013-03-28 09:46:40 AM
I guess ZPG only stands for Zero Penis Glide in that household.

//irresponsible assholes.
 
2013-03-28 09:47:08 AM

maram500: doubled99: Yeah. these are the people having kids you should get upset about. Uh-huh.

I get upset for no reason other than some voice in her head tells her to be a baby cannon. For the rest of her life. And she could die from the next pregnancy, but God told her to do it. (For those playing the home game, that qualifies as a sickness.)

And we are right to be worried for the kids. They need love and attention thatyou cannot get when you have nineteen siblings ranging from less than a year old to...what, 25? Seriously, the woman has relegated the duty of raising the younger ones to the older ones. That isn't right.


This is why it drives me nuts.
Your children are YOUR children.  One isn't supposed to outsource parental support to your older offspring, which is the only possible way that family functions.  They are sacrificing the childhoods of their children for their selfish desire to have more and more children, who will then also go mostly unattended to buy their parents.  If you like taking care of something small and mostly helpless buy a farking fish.

Its incredibly galling to me that they take very little real responsibility in raising their children and people praise them for it.
 
2013-03-28 09:47:15 AM
If they have the money and the will to put up with all those kids. More power to them.
 
2013-03-28 09:47:37 AM

Genevieve Marie: KimNorth: Really? I love that can I quote you print and post it at the welfare office?

So that some of the moms who love their kids and are doing their best can see it?

The idea that all people on welfare are bad parents is just as stupid as its corollary. There are wealthy people who abuse their kids and poor people who love theirs and would do anything for them.


Calm down there Marie, I'm not saying you're a bad mom because you don't work and are on welfare!
This IS Fark!
Now get off your butt and get those kids fed breakfast and to school why should the tax payer be expected to feed them!
 
2013-03-28 09:48:36 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-28 09:48:56 AM

Featured Farker: FlashHarry: [honda-tech.com image 300x225]

That image is overly generous.


You mean ovary generous...

/har-har
 
2013-03-28 09:49:56 AM

KimNorth: Coco LaFemme: I find their borderline cultish religious views to be more troublesome than the number of kids they have, since even if they had zero kids, they'd still be borderline cultish.  My boyfriend showed me a clip of an episode, don't know when it aired, but one of the kids said that when they're out in public, one of the girls will say a code word or something and the boys will tilt their heads down so they don't see any women that are "immodestly" dressed.  I think it was when some of the family was on the Today Show or something, and they were watching on TV and one of the daughters would use her hands to cover up parts of the TV during commercials or whatnot that showed something the sons weren't supposed to see.

Farking CREEPY.

Yes, because our children are not becoming over sexualized at all.


And the answer to over-sexualization is complete sensorship?  How about teaching your kids to recognize things for what they are and to have respect for women.  That might help a bit more than "avert your eyes, there are nasty things about!"  Avoiding something is the exact opposite of dealing with something.
 
2013-03-28 09:49:57 AM

KiwDaWabbit: I'm guessing that the same people who believe that the supression of gay rights is deplorable are also championing compulsory sterilization for mothers with too many kids.

/Ambivalence, how does it work?


hey, don't bring me into this.
 
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