illannoyin: Hey Joe. Where you goin' with that doll covered in chicken blood in your hand?
Stuckinacubicle: illannoyin: Hey Joe. Where you goin' with that doll covered in chicken blood in your hand?Came for the Hey, Joe reference. Leaving satisfied.
texmeth: [images.sodahead.com image 350x350]
dittybopper: Down the street you could hear her scream "You're a disgrace!" as she slammed the door in his drunken face.
Mixolydian Master: dittybopper: Down the street you could hear her scream "You're a disgrace!" as she slammed the door in his drunken face.If that wasn't enough, now he stands outside while all the neighbors start to gossip and drool.Can't say that I don't understand what drove him to it.
Sgeo: I think even without the paying his nephew thing, it should be considered attempted murder. If you try to kill someone with a gun, and it turns out that it's a toy gun that does nothing but you didn't notice, is that somehow ok? You still intended to kill someone. Same with rituals like this. Just because many know it's ineffective, doesn't mean it wasn't an attempt to kill.
Baron Harkonnen: HERE.COME.THE DRUMS!Because the name of that song was Voodoo Child, and that was on an episode of Doctor Who and...Yeah. Just forget it.
Surly U. Jest: Was he standing next to a mountain?
Onkel Buck: [i123.photobucket.com image 723x709] Love that movie almost
MaliFinn: Yes, let's mock voodoo. Meanwhile, I am planning to hide eggs blessed by a mythical rabbit spirit in celebration of the holy zombie.
NobleHam: McLaughlin said Bradshaw had "always dabbled in black magic." "We always battled about that," she said.So his "dabbling" in black magic was a bone of contention, not a dealbreaker for this woman?
dejavoodoo64: Meh, it's a scam We also have a physic in the back room who can give you a reading, or a consult if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Buy two and get the third at half price until 4 o'clock on Wednesday's./She's a goer and a sport//nudge nudge///wink wink
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