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(Denver Post)   FARK-ready headline: Boulder couple involved in topless-gardening fight investigated over threat to president   (denverpost.com) divider line 38
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2013-03-28 12:30:50 AM
He's got crazy eyes.

extras.mnginteractive.com

She looks amused.
 
2013-03-28 12:33:19 AM
Wait, I remember that topless gardening story.  It got the greenlight.  Let me see if I can google-fu it up.
 
2013-03-28 12:33:39 AM
extras.mnginteractive.com
I was told Jerry Reed died in 2008.
 
2013-03-28 12:35:05 AM
The original link is farked now, but here's the comments thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/5210670/Topless-woman-wins-fight-with-h er -landlord-Giggity
 
2013-03-28 12:36:39 AM
End of the article
Robert Pierce told officers that he is the illegitimate son of President Dwight D. Eisenhower, and, according to the police report, he had documents in the car that appeared to support that claim.

Looks like the Denver Post knows the mark of a great newspaper writer: always leave the reader wanting more.

/Seriously, what
 
2013-03-28 12:42:20 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-03-28 12:43:33 AM
Fark-ready headline?

What about 'Topless Gardner and Drunken Partner Blame the Congo and Threaten Fartbongo'

No? Is it any wonder I've never had a single greenlit submission?

So ronery
 
2013-03-28 12:43:47 AM
nice melons?
 
2013-03-28 12:47:34 AM
Smokey and The Bandit II: Topless Tenant Boogaloo
 
2013-03-28 12:51:49 AM
This is a strange story.
 
2013-03-28 12:54:32 AM
FTFA: Robert Pierce told officers that he is the illegitimate son of President Dwight D. Eisenhower, and, according to the police report, he had documents in the car that appeared to support that claim.

This is just too bizarre for words.
 
2013-03-28 01:02:15 AM
Wow, that article was simply full of win. Incoherent? Certainly. More a series of unconnected statements then an actually article? Oh yes. But win, win, win, win, win. Three thumbs up.
 
2013-03-28 01:06:31 AM
Something tells me that they don't play too well with others.
 
2013-03-28 01:06:31 AM

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: Robert Pierce told officers that he is the illegitimate son of President Dwight D. Eisenhower, and, according to the police report, he had documents in the car that appeared to support that claim.

This is just too bizarre for words.

 
2013-03-28 01:06:38 AM
Don't forget police said he had documents which seem to confirm that he is Dwight D Eisenhower's illegitimate son.
 
2013-03-28 01:08:25 AM
I'm in love with this couple; gonna set a Google News alert on them. :-)
 
2013-03-28 01:14:19 AM
Way to be Boulder, Boulder.
 
2013-03-28 01:17:39 AM

Pete_T_Mann: Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: Robert Pierce told officers that he is the illegitimate son of President Dwight D. Eisenhower, and, according to the police report, he had documents in the car that appeared to support that claim.

This is just too bizarre for words.



www.memedictionary.com
 
2013-03-28 01:23:50 AM

Fecal Conservative: Don't forget police said he had documents which seem to confirm that he is Dwight D Eisenhower's illegitimate son.


What kind of documents would those be? Pictures of Dwight banging his mom?
 
2013-03-28 01:38:21 AM
That headline is just word salad. Porcupine dances over administration snafu with local meat distillery.
 
2013-03-28 01:41:06 AM

Fecal Conservative: Don't forget police said he had documents which seem to confirm that he is Dwight D Eisenhower's illegitimate son.


No, the documents confirm that that's what he said.
 
2013-03-28 01:57:27 AM
Boulder, Republic of
 
2013-03-28 02:11:31 AM

fusillade762: Fecal Conservative: Don't forget police said he had documents which seem to confirm that he is Dwight D Eisenhower's illegitimate son.

What kind of documents would those be? Pictures of Dwight banging his mom?


Maybe a birth certificate or a DNA test? I was wondering too.
 
2013-03-28 02:21:34 AM
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/hot button docs
 
2013-03-28 02:47:59 AM

fusillade762: Fecal Conservative: Don't forget police said he had documents which seem to confirm that he is Dwight D Eisenhower's illegitimate son.

What kind of documents would those be? Pictures of Dwight banging his mom?


His mother's stained dress.
 
2013-03-28 04:18:10 AM
Malcom McDowell has really let himself go.
 
2013-03-28 08:16:34 AM
TFA's sole comment had a better headline.
From Boulder? Topless Republicans from Boulder living in Section 8 housing?
 
2013-03-28 08:24:57 AM

Torion!: [byemylife.com image 554x468]
/hot button docs


I'm surprised the wrestling folk haven't photoshopped that pic as yet.
 
2013-03-28 08:47:26 AM
Whuh? You can garden topless in Boulder?
 
2013-03-28 10:15:51 AM

SeedFreak: Whuh? You can garden topless in Boulder?


No, the problem is you wouldn't want to see most of boulder garden topless.
 
2013-03-28 10:34:09 AM

Moroning: No, the problem is you wouldn't want to see most of boulder garden topless.


Speak for yourself.  Boulder women are hot.
 
2013-03-28 01:53:12 PM
Boulder is a hive of witchcraft, on-the-lam Yankee failures and unrevealed Adam Lanzas. It is singularly the most dangerous and insane place I've ever been. Only place where at a party the County sheriff offered me a line off the back of his hand.
 
2013-03-28 02:19:27 PM
Anyone else find it ironic that a couple who lives in subsidized housing and is receiving (presumably) subsidized medication is all butthurt at Obama?
 
2013-03-28 02:22:09 PM

pciszek: Moroning: No, the problem is you wouldn't want to see most of boulder garden topless.

Speak for yourself.  Boulder women are hot.


No, the CU women are hot!  The natives..........not so much.
 
2013-03-28 02:31:33 PM

caddisfly: Anyone else find it ironic that a couple who lives in subsidized housing and is receiving (presumably) subsidized medication is all butthurt at Obama?


I am worn out on what can be called Tea-Party irony.
 
2013-03-28 04:18:41 PM

Moroning: pciszek: Moroning: No, the problem is you wouldn't want to see most of boulder garden topless.

Speak for yourself.  Boulder women are hot.

No, the CU women are hot!  The natives..........not so much.


Compared to the US as a whole, Boulder is a city of young fitness freaks.
 
2013-03-28 07:03:08 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Only place where at a party the County sheriff offered me a line off the back of his hand.


You say that like it's a bad thing. Cops always have the best drugs.
 
2013-03-28 08:48:50 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Boulder is a hive of witchcraft, on-the-lam Yankee failures and unrevealed Adam Lanzas. It is singularly the most dangerous and insane place I've ever been. Only place where at a party the County sheriff offered me a line off the back of his hand.


While this isn't the worst description, if you think of Boulder as dangerous, something's gone wrong.
 
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