lordargent: So that I can put it next to the kraken.// pirate/nautical themed drinking parties, here I come.
mikefinch: huh.A label is not a bottle.10:1 half those wines taste indistinguishable from the cheaper brands they sit next to on the shelf.Want to drink wine? Drink it. Lots of it. If you like a bottle try it again. Try a new type whenever you get in the store. Just try lots. Whats the worst that can happen?You chug a bottle of wine. Thats what.\Dont worry -- it puts hair on your chest.
YodaBlues: /Got it for me cause I told him I'd give him $100 if he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" before they consummated their union.//He chickened out.
SpaceBison: And here's number one:
meanmutton: It is funny to me - the box/bag is a huge improvement over the traditional, glass bottle (and the screw cap > artificial cork > real cork) but the best containers are always with the worst wines.
mikefinch: huh.A label is not a bottle.10:1 half all those wines taste indistinguishable from the cheaper brands they sit next to on the shelf.
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