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2013-03-28 02:15:06 AM  
You know what they say:

In for a penny, in for a PMITA.

/sorry, I normally abhor the idiotic frat-boyish "oh, yay, that guy will get teh raped in prison!!1" attitude on Fark, but the joke fit here
 
2013-03-28 03:55:19 AM  
What part about that whole deal seemed like a good idea? Even if you got away with it; wouldn't you still be on the hook with the bank for the mortgage?
 
2013-03-28 03:57:54 AM  
If I ran a jail, every inmate would have free telephone and Internet access 24/7.  I'd get prosecutors to pay for it.
 
2013-03-28 04:04:28 AM  
How the fark did Larry, Curly and Moe here survive until adulthood in the first place?
 
2013-03-28 04:05:08 AM  
Wow, these people have absolutely no redeeming qualities. Shove 'em in a cell, lock the door, and melt the key down.
 
2013-03-28 04:09:35 AM  
RIP MARK LEONARD

members.shaw.ca
 
2013-03-28 04:13:08 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: If I ran a jail, every inmate would have free telephone and Internet access 24/7.  I'd get prosecutors to pay for it.


If I ran a jail every inmate would be a crooked prosecutor. And they'd only get nutra-loaf and no conjugal visits. Unless you count the Booty Warrior.
 
2013-03-28 04:20:24 AM  
I remember a lot of people here thought the family's story seemed suspicious when the explosion first hit the news.
 
2013-03-28 04:24:17 AM  

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: If I ran a jail, every inmate would have free telephone and Internet access 24/7.  I'd get prosecutors to pay for it.

If I ran a jail every inmate would be a crooked prosecutor. And they'd only get nutra-loaf and no conjugal visits. Unless you count the Booty Warrior.


Mmm...nutra-loaf. Is there anything more appetizing that a vaguely loaf-shaped flood that looks, smells, and tastes as though it has already been digested?

Actually volunteered to eat a bite of it while studying for my criminal justice degree. There was not enough soda in the vending machine to get rid of the taste.

/Never been on the bad side of a jail
//Been tased before
///All voluntary, thanks
////Why the fark are you complaining?
 
2013-03-28 04:36:19 AM  

maram500: doglover: BarkingUnicorn: If I ran a jail, every inmate would have free telephone and Internet access 24/7.  I'd get prosecutors to pay for it.

If I ran a jail every inmate would be a crooked prosecutor. And they'd only get nutra-loaf and no conjugal visits. Unless you count the Booty Warrior.

Mmm...nutra-loaf. Is there anything more appetizing that a vaguely loaf-shaped flood that looks, smells, and tastes as though it has already been digested?

Actually volunteered to eat a bite of it while studying for my criminal justice degree. There was not enough soda in the vending machine to get rid of the taste.

/Never been on the bad side of a jail
//Been tased before
///All voluntary, thanks
////Why the fark are you complaining?


This begs the question.  Which is more vile?  Nutra-loaf, Vegemite, or any British food?
 
2013-03-28 04:39:02 AM  
I'm less than a half mile from where the house blew up. It shook the paintings off the wall. It was a stupid plan and I can't believe they actually pulled it off without killing themselves. They left a huge phone call and paper trail though. Idiots.
 
2013-03-28 04:59:17 AM  
Homeowner Moncy Shirley; her boyfriend, Mark Leonard; and his half-brother, Bob Leonard

...Super Genius(es)
 
2013-03-28 05:05:54 AM  

LDM90: RIP MARK LEONARD


Live long, and pucker.
 
2013-03-28 05:57:13 AM  
Wow, this new season of Burn Notice is kinda lame.
 
2013-03-28 06:21:20 AM  

LDM90: RIP MARK LEONARD


Came to post this; leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-28 06:23:12 AM  
Should this not be getting the Follow-Up tag?
 
2013-03-28 06:26:27 AM  

Arumat: maram500: doglover: BarkingUnicorn: If I ran a jail, every inmate would have free telephone and Internet access 24/7.  I'd get prosecutors to pay for it.

If I ran a jail every inmate would be a crooked prosecutor. And they'd only get nutra-loaf and no conjugal visits. Unless you count the Booty Warrior.

Mmm...nutra-loaf. Is there anything more appetizing that a vaguely loaf-shaped flood that looks, smells, and tastes as though it has already been digested?

Actually volunteered to eat a bite of it while studying for my criminal justice degree. There was not enough soda in the vending machine to get rid of the taste.

/Never been on the bad side of a jail
//Been tased before
///All voluntary, thanks
////Why the fark are you complaining?

This begs the question.  Which is more vile?  Nutra-loaf, Vegemite, or any British food?


i realize it's gay to hate on Vegemite, but why do it?? so we can appear gay to people from Australia?
 
2013-03-28 06:30:37 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i realize it's gay to hate on Vegemite


It's not gay or straight to tell the truth. Vegemite is the nasty version of Marmite which is like Beer's poop with salt in.
 
2013-03-28 06:41:37 AM  

doglover: Jon iz teh kewl: i realize it's gay to hate on Vegemite

It's not gay or straight to tell the truth. Vegemite is the nasty version of Marmite which is like Beer's poop with salt in.


u take that back.

it tastes like what's in it.  onion and yeast extract
 
2013-03-28 07:13:16 AM  
media.theindychannel.com
Monserrate Shirley, Mark Leonard, Robert Leonard
 
2013-03-28 07:16:18 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: it tastes like what's in it. onion and yeast extract


All i can taste is salt. Enough to kill a horse.

I like the taste alone but i dont like it on bread or crackers... What should i eat my disgusting vegimite with?
 
2013-03-28 07:21:24 AM  

mikefinch: Jon iz teh kewl: it tastes like what's in it. onion and yeast extract

All i can taste is salt. Enough to kill a horse.

I like the taste alone but i dont like it on bread or crackers... What should i eat my disgusting vegimite with?


english bloody muffin with butter
 
2013-03-28 07:26:06 AM  

varmitydog: [media.theindychannel.com image 320x240]
Monserrate Shirley, Mark Leonard, Robert Leonard


Maybe this would have gone better had that third guy been able to focus on the task at hand.  Even in his booking photo he has a wandering eye.
 
2013-03-28 07:29:51 AM  
Say, is that one on the right a wizard?
 
2013-03-28 07:38:36 AM  

thespindrifter: Should this not be getting the Follow-Up tag?


New criminal transaction, new tag.

Cf. Henry Earl v. Fark
 
2013-03-28 08:00:28 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: How the fark did Larry, Curly and Moe here survive until adulthood in the first place?


We started putting warning labels on things that really didn't need them and the truly stupid people started living long enough to reproduce, instead of killing themselves doing something anyone with half a brain would know better than to do.

varmitydog: [media.theindychannel.com image 320x240]
Monserrate Shirley, Mark Leonard, Robert Leonard


That guy on the right looks like a cross between Beavis and Jerry Springer.
 
2013-03-28 08:03:36 AM  
Never trust a man with teh lazy eye.
 
2013-03-28 08:18:14 AM  
Is this the Indianapolis  neighborhood that blowed up last summer?

/hates the lack of datelines on the internet
//blowed up real good
 
2013-03-28 08:48:10 AM  

iheartscotch: What part about that whole deal seemed like a good idea? Even if you got away with it; wouldn't you still be on the hook with the bank for the mortgage?


These aren't members of MENSA we're talking about here. Most criminals are very short-term present minded in their thinking. They were probably desperate for some quick cash because they had wasted all the other cash from previous hare-brained schemes.
 
2013-03-28 09:55:20 AM  
I was just trying to find info on this story the other day. I wanted to know if it they blew up the house on purpose. Wow.
 
2013-03-28 09:59:24 AM  

Ohlookabutterfly: Never trust a man with teh lazy eye.


I never could trust a man who didn't look me in the eye.
 
2013-03-28 10:32:02 AM  

Neondistraction: That guy on the right looks like a cross between Beavis and Jerry Springer.


Jerry Beaver?
 
2013-03-28 10:33:50 AM  
How are people this stupid even able to get enough cash for a house in the first place?
 
2013-03-28 01:00:52 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Is this the Indianapolis  neighborhood that blowed up last summer?

/hates the lack of datelines on the internet
//blowed up real good


It wasn't summer, it was in like October or November I think, but yeah this is probably what you're thinking of.
 
2013-03-28 01:48:13 PM  
No guns used
 
2013-03-28 02:12:01 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: Never trust a man with teh lazy eye.


You cannot tell if someone has lazy eye.  You're thinking of strabismus.
 
2013-03-28 02:51:51 PM  
I'll be waiting for the inevitable Lifetime movie once the trial is over.  Those people are completely insane.  And dumb.  Not sure more of which though.
 
2013-03-28 02:56:59 PM  

Rootus: Ohlookabutterfly: Never trust a man with teh lazy eye.

You cannot tell if someone has lazy eye.  You're thinking of strabismus.



I've seen the definition of lazy eye before so I know you are correct.
 I've also never heard the term lazy eye used in any other context than to describe strabismus.
 
2013-03-28 04:21:42 PM  

Neondistraction: Crewmannumber6: Is this the Indianapolis  neighborhood that blowed up last summer?

/hates the lack of datelines on the internet
//blowed up real good

It wasn't summer, it was in like October or November I think, but yeah this is probably what you're thinking of.


November 10. I live 10 miles north of the blast site and heard the boom and the floor rocked a bit. Thought it was just something big over at the nearby rail yard. Turned on the TV a few minutes later and realized it had to have been the explosion. Half the neighborhood had to be demolished due to structural damage, in addition to the houses (and people) that burned.
 
2013-03-28 08:52:39 PM  

varmitydog: [media.theindychannel.com image 320x240]
Monserrate Shirley, Mark Leonard, Robert Leonard


I say execute all three of them, other people may have been falsely accused, but these three are beyond redemption for what they did.
 
2013-03-28 09:56:48 PM  

generallyso: I remember a lot of people here thought the family's story seemed suspicious when the explosion first hit the news.


Probably wouldn't have been SO suspicious if they hadn't boarded their cat.
 
2013-03-29 10:36:59 AM  
Isn't this a repeat from yesterday?
 
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