BarkingUnicorn: "Rock, titty, penis" could become a new playground game!
bagumpity: Wouldn't it be cool if women had eyes on their nipples? That way, when they said "hey! my eyes are up here, asshole!" we'd be able to say "no. not they're not. I'm looking right at them."
fanbladesaresharp: squibbits: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."Once again... "epidemic" is used to make mountains out of... umm.... hills.I can't wait until some other galaxy-faring waywanders get a "flat tire" on our planet during their worm-holing and jump out and question some of the bullshiat we put up with or promote.But then, it could also go the other way with that. All hallow the Orri and their craptrap./How fast can we get to Mars yet?
demaL-demaL-yeH: Gordon Bennett: Interestingly, I believe that preachers who attempt to terrorise women into covering their bountiful and beautiful bodies should be stoned.As a peaceful sort not wishing to incite violence I should clear up that by that I mean they indulge in a wee bit of vegetable-based relaxation and have a good think about why they want to be so oppressive.We can even be extra nice and send along delivery kittens to help.[th84.photobucket.com image 160x160]Given his extreme reaction to breasts, he'll probably kill them and blame it on God.
make me some tea: She's got a weird body, but the tits are nice. NSFW
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