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(Opposing Views)   Tunisian preacher: You should be stoned for posting topless photos to Facebook. Women: "Our tits are deadlier than your stones"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 154
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2013-03-27 08:56:32 PM  
www.kisax.com
 
2013-03-27 09:17:27 PM  
They are if you get those implants.
 
2013-03-27 09:31:37 PM  
"Rock, titty, penis" could become a new playground game!
 
2013-03-27 10:11:15 PM  
All she said were that her tits were good enough for Jehovah
 
2013-03-28 12:21:10 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: "Rock, titty, penis" could become a new playground game!


Win!

Always bet on rock.
 
2013-03-28 12:24:23 AM  
She's got a weird body, but the tits are nice.  NSFW
 
2013-03-28 12:40:23 AM  

make me some tea: She's got a weird body, but the tits are nice.  NSFW


And the one in Arabic that got her in trouble, according to TFA:  NSFW
 
2013-03-28 12:44:21 AM  

Uisce Beatha: make me some tea: She's got a weird body, but the tits are nice.  NSFW

And the one in Arabic that got her in trouble, according to TFA:  NSFW


That's really tame. If that got her put in jail, Tunisia is doing it wrong. FFS
 
2013-03-28 01:30:34 AM  
She has a very English last name

Any background info on her?
 
2013-03-28 01:38:37 AM  
But does she support the right for men to stare at said sweater puppies?
 
2013-03-28 01:39:03 AM  
I think everybody should get stoned more often.
 
2013-03-28 01:40:56 AM  

sleeper2995: But does she support the right for men to stare at said sweater puppies?


They are to be worshipped, lovingly handled, motorboated with great reverence but never batted about like tetherballs or blamed for all the evil in the world or pelted with mineral chunks.
 
2013-03-28 01:41:13 AM  
spring = sprung

i am in favor
 
2013-03-28 01:41:43 AM  
That's 19 years old? Yikes.
 
2013-03-28 01:42:30 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: "Rock, titty, penis" could become a new playground game!


The only game where penis beats itself!
 
2013-03-28 01:44:44 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: That's 19 years old? Yikes.


Maybe they don't rebel because they LIKE covering their faces.
 
2013-03-28 01:46:59 AM  
she looks pretty good. i'd hit it like the angry fist of Jehovah.
 
2013-03-28 01:47:49 AM  

FunkOut: sleeper2995: But does she support the right for men to stare at said sweater puppies?

They are to be worshipped, lovingly handled, motorboated with great reverence but never batted about like tetherballs or blamed for all the evil in the world or pelted with mineral chunks.


FTFM. Monotheism and all. If it weren't limited to men, you could include their primary purpose.
 
2013-03-28 01:47:50 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I think everybody should get stoned more often.


But would you feel so all alone?
 
2013-03-28 01:49:00 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: FunkOut: sleeper2995: But does she support the right for men to stare at said sweater puppies?

They are to be worshipped, lovingly handled, motorboated with great reverence but never batted about like tetherballs or blamed for all the evil in the world or pelted with mineral chunks.

FTFM. Monotheism and all. If it weren't limited to men, you could include their primary purpose.


Well, some folks equate worshipped with a lot of sloppy kisses and humming noises.
 
2013-03-28 01:50:24 AM  

make me some tea: She's got a weird body, but the tits are nice.  NSFW


She's got large tracts of kidneys.
 
2013-03-28 01:50:44 AM  
Better yet, round up all the mullahs and put them in solitary for life.

Buncha shiat bags.
 
2013-03-28 01:52:15 AM  

FunkOut: sleeper2995: But does she support the right for men to stare at said sweater puppies?

They are to be worshipped, lovingly handled, motorboated with great reverence but never batted about like tetherballs or blamed for all the evil in the world or pelted with mineral chunks.


Nor, just so there's no misunderstanding, should they grabbed without permission.

Agressive leering can be taken as the threat of unauthorized grabbing, and should therefore be subtle
 
2013-03-28 01:53:24 AM  
TOPLESS TRIFECTA IN PLAY

It will perhaps be a very nice Thursday.
 
2013-03-28 01:54:27 AM  
"But many religious leaders don't care if it was taken in the country or not, and are ready to take the law into their own hands."

Funny... so are we.

www.sanfranciscosentinel.com
 
2013-03-28 01:54:36 AM  
Under Islamic law, if a man sees a women's tits they have to be lopped off, and if the man is unmarried, he must be blinded, and if he has touched those tits then his hands must be cut off. And if you then get caught rubbing your stumpy arms up against the flat surface area of a woman's former breast location, well, it's really bad for you then.
 
2013-03-28 01:55:19 AM  
Also,  Eccentrica Gallumbits approves.
 
2013-03-28 01:56:55 AM  
bie?
eip

do it for allah


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 01:57:43 AM  
www.brobible.com
 
2013-03-28 01:58:20 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-28 02:00:13 AM  
hmm, so far the comments range from tits to bombs.
and i thought this was a largely liberal forum. lol
 
2013-03-28 02:02:29 AM  

Omahawg: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x429]


24.media.tumblr.com

This girl is Iranian. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few Iraniansin my time.
 
2013-03-28 02:02:51 AM  

ArkAngel: All she said were that her tits were good enough for Jehovah


Nobody is to stone anybody until i blow this whistle. And i want to make this perfectly clear! Even if their tits are good enough for jehovah
 
2013-03-28 02:02:53 AM  
boobs are better than bombs
 
2013-03-28 02:03:15 AM  
My stones are decidedly titillated.
 
2013-03-28 02:04:12 AM  
"She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic.  She is like someone suffering from a serious and contagious illness and she must be secluded and treated."

In that order?
 
2013-03-28 02:04:30 AM  
Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Interesting that this guy quotes God's law and then says "Oh, but that punishment is wrong...she's much worse than that." Is he actually saying that he's a better judge of morality than Allah?
 
2013-03-28 02:06:42 AM  
Deadly Tits Trifecta in play?
 
2013-03-28 02:07:33 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I think everybody should get stoned more often.


It may be deadlier, but I'd rather be titted more often.
 
2013-03-28 02:07:46 AM  
Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Send her to my chambers. I shall host this heretic during quarantine. No matter the time, I will save her.
 
2013-03-28 02:08:01 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I think everybody should get stoned more often.


I honestly think that if more politicians,cops,judges,lawyers,crazy religious leaders got high every now and then the world wouldn't be so shiatty.
 
2013-03-28 02:08:31 AM  
I'll just go ahead and leave this link here.  NSFW - http://femen.org/fr/news
 
2013-03-28 02:08:46 AM  

jimmythefly: TOPLESS TRIFECTA IN PLAY

It will perhaps be a very nice Thursday.


and it is early still
 
2013-03-28 02:09:33 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-03-28 02:09:40 AM  

FunkOut: demaL-demaL-yeH: FunkOut: sleeper2995: But does she support the right for men to stare at said sweater puppies?

They are to be worshipped, lovingly handled, motorboated with great reverence but never batted about like tetherballs or blamed for all the evil in the world or pelted with mineral chunks.

FTFM. Monotheism and all. If it weren't limited to men, you could include their primary purpose.

Well, some folks equate worshipped with a lot of sloppy kisses and humming noises.


Hmm.

/"sloppy"?
 
2013-03-28 02:10:24 AM  
www.autoinfection.com
 
2013-03-28 02:11:07 AM  
The correct answer is always tits.
i46.photobucket.comi46.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-28 02:11:15 AM  
Fourth Punic War time
 
2013-03-28 02:11:22 AM  
hmm. well that didn't work whatsoever
 
2013-03-28 02:11:42 AM  

evilsofa: "She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic.  She is like someone suffering from a serious and contagious illness and she must be secluded and treated."

In that order?


arguably, they simply left an opening for leniency, saying that she "deserves to be" rather than "must be".
in any case, making fun of grammatical errors from backward-ass mooslims is hardly productive.
 
2013-03-28 02:13:53 AM  

Omahawg: [s3.amazonaws.com image 300x404]


Wait. What happened to the Persian women?
 
2013-03-28 02:15:37 AM  
I missed the first two words, subby, and I was going to say I usually am stoned when I post anything online.

/this post included
 
2013-03-28 02:16:59 AM  
never bring a stone to a tit fight
 
2013-03-28 02:24:12 AM  
Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

So even God is wrong according to this guy? Is there no reasoning with this guy?
 
2013-03-28 02:27:34 AM  

ghostwind: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

So even God is wrong according to this guy? Is there no reasoning with this guy?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 02:27:54 AM  

ghostwind: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

So even God is wrong according to this guy? Is there no reasoning with this guy?


If I remember correctly there's two books in Islam. One is the Koran (Quaran?) which is the word of Allah in verse and the other is a book about Muhammad's life and philosophies which is the basis of Sharia law and other cultural things.

So it's quite possible to have judgements that are not "God's Law" without breaking it. Again this is just what I've gleaned. I don't know that much about Muslims.
 
2013-03-28 02:36:37 AM  
Interestingly, I believe that preachers who attempt to terrorise women into covering their bountiful and beautiful bodies should be stoned.

As a peaceful sort not wishing to incite violence I should clear up that by that I mean they indulge in a wee bit of vegetable-based relaxation and have a good think about why they want to be so oppressive.

We can even be extra nice and send along delivery kittens to help.

th84.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-28 02:38:48 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Interesting that this guy quotes God's law and then says "Oh, but that punishment is wrong...she's much worse than that." Is he actually saying that he's a better judge of morality than Allah?


That does seem to be a pretty serious blasphemy, right there. Surely, "God's Law" must have something to say on that subject...
 
2013-03-28 02:38:52 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Interestingly, I believe that preachers who attempt to terrorise women into covering their bountiful and beautiful bodies should be stoned.

As a peaceful sort not wishing to incite violence I should clear up that by that I mean they indulge in a wee bit of vegetable-based relaxation and have a good think about why they want to be so oppressive.

We can even be extra nice and send along delivery kittens to help.

[th84.photobucket.com image 160x160]


Given his extreme reaction to breasts, he'll probably kill them and blame it on God.
 
2013-03-28 02:44:30 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Gordon Bennett: Interestingly, I believe that preachers who attempt to terrorise women into covering their bountiful and beautiful bodies should be stoned.

As a peaceful sort not wishing to incite violence I should clear up that by that I mean they indulge in a wee bit of vegetable-based relaxation and have a good think about why they want to be so oppressive.

We can even be extra nice and send along delivery kittens to help.

[th84.photobucket.com image 160x160]

Given his extreme reaction to breasts, he'll probably kill them and blame it on God.


I sometimes mention God when I'm killing them.
 
2013-03-28 02:52:23 AM  
Well, he is a little late, I am normally stoned while I am posting on facebook. But you know if there are some sober facebookers out there it is nice of him to offer to share, oh wait he means the other kind?

On a side note, when some one is stoned, do they ever go all dodgeball on the crowd and start catching the rocks and throwing them back. If the penalty is death, you may as well try to take one or two of them with ya... or at least leave some nasty bruises.
 
2013-03-28 02:58:32 AM  
Is that a cancer joke?
 
2013-03-28 03:02:38 AM  

jdmac: Well, he is a little late, I am normally stoned while I am posting on facebook. But you know if there are some sober facebookers out there it is nice of him to offer to share, oh wait he means the other kind?

On a side note, when some one is stoned, do they ever go all dodgeball on the crowd and start catching the rocks and throwing them back. If the penalty is death, you may as well try to take one or two of them with ya... or at least leave some nasty bruises.


I think they actually bury people up to their necks when they stone them, in that case it would be a bit difficult to return fire.
 
2013-03-28 03:07:12 AM  
Well, as a red blooded 'merican that supports public nudity, gay marriage and gun rights (absolute RIGHTS), I'm cool with simple conventional explosives lobbed at this farker.  Guidance systems excluded from simple clause referred to previously.

Titties Yeah!
Weird Beards Kill!  (outside U.S. borders of course)  I like my favorite liquor store owner.
 
2013-03-28 03:09:40 AM  
I don't know why this is causing such an outrage. Topless women getting stoned is A-OK in my book. Especially if they bring their own stash.
 
2013-03-28 03:11:35 AM  
Been there once.  Never go back.  Dirty, farked up country with seriously warped issues about women.
 
2013-03-28 03:14:01 AM  

Spaced Lion: I don't know why this is causing such an outrage. Topless women getting stoned is A-OK in my book. Especially if they bring their own stash.


I wouldn't have a problem with that either, but when it turns into a relationship you ALWAYS end up having to buy quarter pounds when before an ounce would have done it.  Not talking ditch weed here.
 
2013-03-28 03:21:40 AM  
That preacher is insulting his own god.  It's like he's saying "I think that Allah is either too weak to punish her himself or Allah isn't getting the job done as fast as I think he should get it done."
 
2013-03-28 03:34:27 AM  
www.demotivationalposters.net


/Comment #69
//What do I win?
 
2013-03-28 03:35:20 AM  
This is the kind of thing that makes me want to gather all femalse within shouting distance and start a topless march. Not sayin' anyone/everything who participates is a primo example (lord knows I'm not) but Eff it, FREE THE BOOBIES!
 
2013-03-28 03:36:34 AM  

illannoyin: [www.demotivationalposters.net image 640x655]

/Comment #69
//What do I win?


Brass jewelry, off brand champagne, and heels with bikinis.

Three strikes you're out, ladies.
 
2013-03-28 03:40:00 AM  
Glass. Parking. Lot.
 
2013-03-28 03:54:57 AM  
The Egyptian woman, Aliaa Elmahdy (علياء ماجدة المهدى), is prettier and bottomless (NSFW) and is much more of a thorn in the side of those uptight Muslim clerics.

gdb.rferl.org
 
2013-03-28 03:55:22 AM  
You go, girls.

Actually, YOU GO, GIRLS!!!!

Discrimination based on any kind of grouping that doesn't credit the individual is wrong.  Just plain wrong.  So, let's all be in this together.

YOU GO, GIRLS!  ;)
 
2013-03-28 03:59:58 AM  
FTFA: The group organized a petition and an international day of action for April 4. More than 10,000 people have signed the petition calling for those who threatened Amina to be prosecuted.

Rock on. Tunisia has an ambivalent relationship with Salafism. Perhaps those making threats against her life will be prosecuted. It will be interesting to see. This has been getting sustained coverage in feminist Muslim areas of the intarwebs.
 
2013-03-28 04:01:15 AM  

FunkOut: motorboated with great reverence


And that's the name of my next album.
 
2013-03-28 04:06:15 AM  

HairBolus: The Egyptian woman, Aliaa Elmahdy (علياء ماجدة المهدى), is prettier and bottomless (NSFW) and is much more of a thorn in the side of those uptight Muslim clerics.


I'm not generally into the whole shaved thing, but with that face, luscious hair and glasses, I will gladly make an exception in this case. Dayyyyum. Relevant to my interests, she is.

I'd also like to just say that I approve of this thread. It started out well and has been getting better ever since.
 
2013-03-28 04:09:18 AM  

thisisarepeat: I wouldn't have a problem with that either, but when it turns into a relationship you ALWAYS end up having to buy quarter pounds when before an ounce would have done it. Not talking ditch weed here.


I... i know what you mean... Exactly what you mean...

1: She's 19? really? I always thought 19 went hand in hand with nubile...
2: Shes an idiot. Want to protest your idiot government? Leave. Just walk the fark out of your ass backwards country. Dont protest while your there. You cant use civil disobedience against a group of sadists...
3: Its ok for a woman in the middle east to bare her tits for protest on facebook but if some lady wants to put pics of herself breastfeeding it could get taken down?

I have so little care for these people. Heres what would get me to respect them again:

1: take a nice girls tit pics and put them up online.
2: invite everyone to BYOR (bring your own rock) to stone her to death with.
3: kill everyone who shows up to your invitation holding a rock. The world doesnt need them.
 
2013-03-28 04:11:00 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I think everybody should get stoned more often.


i.imgur.com

R.I.P. RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & 35

 
2013-03-28 04:33:13 AM  

Hector Remarkable: Under Islamic law, if a man sees a women's tits they have to be lopped off, and if the man is unmarried, he must be blinded, and if he has touched those tits then his hands must be cut off. And if you then get caught rubbing your stumpy arms up against the flat surface area of a woman's former breast location, well, it's really bad for you then.


Jesus, where do they come up with this shiat? Mohammed must have been on heroin that day.
 
2013-03-28 04:48:29 AM  

mikefinch: thisisarepeat: I wouldn't have a problem with that either, but when it turns into a relationship you ALWAYS end up having to buy quarter pounds when before an ounce would have done it. Not talking ditch weed here.

I... i know what you mean... Exactly what you mean...

1: She's 19? really? I always thought 19 went hand in hand with nubile...
2: Shes an idiot. Want to protest your idiot government? Leave. Just walk the fark out of your ass backwards country. Dont protest while your there. You cant use civil disobedience against a group of sadists...
3: Its ok for a woman in the middle east to bare her tits for protest on facebook but if some lady wants to put pics of herself breastfeeding it could get taken down?

I have so little care for these people. Heres what would get me to respect them again:

1: take a nice girls tit pics and put them up online.
2: invite everyone to BYOR (bring your own rock) to stone her to death with.
3: kill everyone who shows up to your invitation holding a rock. The world doesnt need them.


I was Just biatching about my girlfriend smoking too much.
 
2013-03-28 05:03:32 AM  
I'd be in favor of an assassination or three in this case.

If you get a woman to do it, it could be viewed as self defense from a very believable threat.

And if it did happen, you can bet reform would be considered.  If not, rinse and repeat.
 
2013-03-28 05:22:31 AM  

thisisarepeat: I was Just biatching about my girlfriend smoking too much.


Women right? I would complain but shes hot and stoned...
 
2013-03-28 05:29:15 AM  
And yet another day passes as the Taliban Caliphate (i.e. the new world superpower, and our China's rival for the position of our new overlords), slowly comes together.

There really *IS* nothing new under the sun.
 
2013-03-28 05:48:10 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Omahawg: [s3.amazonaws.com image 300x404]

Wait. What happened to the Persian women?


1.bp.blogspot.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-28 06:19:23 AM  
Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Once again... "epidemic" is used to make mountains out of... umm.... hills.
 
2013-03-28 06:37:28 AM  
Dangyou: I'll just go ahead and leave this link here. NSFW - http://femen.org/fr/news

They certainly are an angry lot, aren't they? They appear to be just as violent and crazy as the mullahs.
Perhaps it's something in the water. Or lack of it.

/tits and stones might break my bones, but young angry Arab girls getting naked is some hot stuff.
 
2013-03-28 06:40:58 AM  

mikefinch: 2: Shes an idiot. Want to protest your idiot government? Leave. Just walk the fark out of your ass backwards country.


Real life doesn't work that way. Even if one has the money for such a thing and is willing to abandon friends, family, work or what have you, most people have no hope of being approved for immigration anywhere.
 
2013-03-28 06:43:33 AM  

HairBolus: The Egyptian woman, Aliaa Elmahdy (علياء ماجدة المهدى), is prettier and bottomless (NSFW) and is much more of a thorn in the side of those uptight Muslim clerics.

[gdb.rferl.org image 800x511]


Thousands of death threats, kidnapped, nearly raped, had to flee to Sweden... Damn, that's one brave girl.  It's easy to see these FEMEN pictures and just enjoy the boobies, but some of these women are literally taking their lives in their hands posting these photos.  Kind of sobering.

And now back to my regularly scheduled fapping.
 
2013-03-28 06:43:36 AM  

squibbits: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Once again... "epidemic" is used to make mountains out of... umm.... hills.


I can't wait until some other galaxy-faring waywanders get a "flat tire" on our planet during their worm-holing and jump out and question some of the bullshiat we put up with or promote.

But then, it could also go the other way with that. All hallow the Orri and their craptrap.

/How fast can we get to Mars yet?
 
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2013-03-28 06:51:43 AM  
I'm totally down with whatever naked women tell me to support.

/exceptkids
 
2013-03-28 06:56:27 AM  
Wait a minute...

You can show tits on Facebook now? I thought that they had a strict no nudity policy...
 
2013-03-28 06:58:43 AM  

jim32rr:


As much as I love me some Lake Bell bush, there's Lake Bell bush in that pic FYI.
 
2013-03-28 07:02:27 AM  
But, but, I thought tunisia was one of the glorious countries of the arab spring? Why are they still having stone age archaic laws and treating women like property?

Maybe the deciding factor in this is not dictators, but islam...that makes a nation a shiat hole.
 
2013-03-28 07:06:44 AM  

generallyso: Real life doesn't work that way. Even if one has the money for such a thing and is willing to abandon friends, family, work or what have you, most people have no hope of being approved for immigration anywhere.


So? That never stopped anyone before.

The way to the heart of conflict is not by bearing your breasts or dick. Its about the supporters of angst ridden regimes quietly packing their bags and getting out of dodge.

fark immigration. Flee mofo. Pack thine bags and headeth for thine hills. Farketh all that i say and go the hobo route. Life may get tough but at least a cabal of repressed pussy haters wont chop your boobs off for disagreeing with them.

Leave and set fires while you do it. Homeless people exist to inspire us that "we can too!!!"
 
2013-03-28 07:21:59 AM  
Maybe if everybody in Tunisia was stoned they wouldn't take this stupid shiat so seriously.

Boobies!
 
2013-03-28 07:25:55 AM  
BarkingUnicorn:
"Rock, titty, penis" could become a new playground game!

I prefer some light jazz for that game.
 
2013-03-28 07:47:44 AM  

ladyfortuna: This is the kind of thing that makes me want to gather all femalse within shouting distance and start a topless march. Not sayin' anyone/everything who participates is a primo example (lord knows I'm not) but Eff it, FREE THE BOOBIES!


I will march with you

/no boobs but it sounds like a great parade
 
2013-03-28 07:57:12 AM  

make me some tea: She's got a weird body, but the tits are nice.  NSFW


The body isn't weird, the pants are causing an optical illusion. Bad pants. NO.
 
2013-03-28 08:04:25 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Omahawg: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x429]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x429]

This girl is Iranian. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few Iranians in my time.


I could stand to see a few more.
 
2013-03-28 08:06:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Omahawg: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x429]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x429]

This girl is Iranian. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few Iraniansin my time.


You can tell by the blue lights reflecting off her cockpit.
 
2013-03-28 08:10:41 AM  
mikefinch: generallyso: Real life doesn't work that way. Even if one has the money for such a thing and is willing to abandon friends, family, work or what have you, most people have no hope of being approved for immigration anywhere.

So? That never stopped anyone before.

The way to the heart of conflict is not by bearing your breasts or dick. Its about the supporters of angst ridden regimes quietly packing their bags and getting out of dodge.

fark immigration. Flee mofo. Pack thine bags and headeth for thine hills. Farketh all that i say and go the hobo route. Life may get tough but at least a cabal of repressed pussy haters wont chop your boobs off for disagreeing with them.

Leave and set fires while you do it.
Homeless people exist to inspire us that "we can too!!!"


"If there is hope it is in the Proles".  .  .  ?
 
2013-03-28 08:17:01 AM  

Kalashinator: jim32rr:

As much as I love me some Lake Bell bush, there's Lake Bell bush in that pic FYI.


Yes, yes there is. FIrst thing I noticed.
 
2013-03-28 08:19:08 AM  

CygnusDarius: Send her to my chambers. I shall host this heretic during quarantine. No matter the time, I will save her.


One way or another, something's getting flogged.
 
2013-03-28 08:23:54 AM  
This is an outrage! We should bomb Iran immediately.
 
2013-03-28 08:27:23 AM  
Anyone else notice her own parents sent her to the looney bin?

FTFA: "Her parents have since taken her to a psychiatric hospital in Tunis."

When your own parents think you're nuts....
 
2013-03-28 08:30:35 AM  

HairBolus: The Egyptian woman, Aliaa Elmahdy (علياء ماجدة المهدى), is prettier and bottomless (NSFW) and is much more of a thorn in the side of those uptight Muslim clerics.


That is hot on so many levels.
 
2013-03-28 08:33:42 AM  

fredklein: Anyone else notice her own parents sent her to the looney bin?

FTFA: "Her parents have since taken her to a psychiatric hospital in Tunis."

When your own parents think you're nuts....


The parents know it's the only way to MAYBE keep their daughter alive from the rabid insane religious cultists.
 
2013-03-28 08:46:34 AM  

Kalashinator: jim32rr:

As much as I love me some Lake Bell bush, there's Lake Bell bush in that pic FYI.


All apologies, I was unaware of the bush, being a landlocked Midwesterner I thought perhaps this was the salt caterpillar or perhaps the mussel. I will be careful in the future for the bush
 
2013-03-28 09:22:03 AM  

doglover: illannoyin: [www.demotivationalposters.net image 640x655]

/Comment #69
//What do I win?

Brass jewelry, off brand champagne, and heels with bikinis.

Three strikes you're out, ladies

 You are calling  veuve clicquot an off brand? Either you are an idiot or a retard, I can't tell which.
 
2013-03-28 09:40:36 AM  

atomicmask: But, but, I thought tunisia was one of the glorious countries of the arab spring? Why are they still having stone age archaic laws and treating women like property?


This may have been said already, but a lot of these Arab Spring countries are voting in hardline radical Islamists.  One of those "outta the frying pan into the fire" things.

The real derp is to hear the butthurt crying that this is all Obama's fault.
 
2013-03-28 09:46:26 AM  

Omahawg: bie?
eip

do it for allah


[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x223]


I support this position strongly. Don't forget to check my profile if you're in the giving mood.
 
2013-03-28 09:57:43 AM  

make me some tea: HairBolus: The Egyptian woman, Aliaa Elmahdy (علياء ماجدة المهدى), is prettier and bottomless (NSFW) and is much more of a thorn in the side of those uptight Muslim clerics.

That is hot on so many levels.


Indeed.
 
2013-03-28 09:58:31 AM  
Is this the thread where we take what should be an awesome feminist protest and use it as an excuse to ask for BIE?

... cause EIP.  Just sayin'.
 
2013-03-28 09:59:54 AM  

jim32rr: [www.kisax.com image 850x637]


Do I see some bush there??
 
2013-03-28 10:05:11 AM  

HairBolus: NSFW


WTF?  Where is she hiding her giant steel balls?
 
2013-03-28 10:09:03 AM  

ggecko: jim32rr: [www.kisax.com image 850x637]

Do I see some bush there??


Not sure although I did offer apologies up thread, thought maybe she had a skin lesion. The Rack .... did you see it?
 
2013-03-28 10:19:06 AM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: ArkAngel: All she said were that her tits were good enough for Jehovah

Nobody is to stone anybody until i blow this whistle. And i want to make this perfectly clear! Even if their tits are good enough for jehovah


 You're only making it worse for yourself!
 Making it worse? How could it be worse? Boobies, boobies, boobie!
 
2013-03-28 10:29:49 AM  
Wouldn't it be cool if women had eyes on their nipples?  That way, when they said "hey! my eyes are up here, asshole!" we'd be able to say "no. not they're not.  I'm looking right at them."
 
2013-03-28 10:31:49 AM  

bagumpity: Wouldn't it be cool if women had eyes on their nipples?  That way, when they said "hey! my eyes are up here, asshole!" we'd be able to say "no. not they're not.  I'm looking right at them."


Lay back down Buddy, we'll get some fluids in you and you'll be ok
 
2013-03-28 10:34:49 AM  

UnspokenVoice: Wait a minute...

You can show tits on Facebook now? I thought that they had a strict no nudity policy...


As I understand it, Facebook only checks a photo for compliance with their policies if someone reports it.

Although knowing Facebook, there may be some image-recognition software behind the scenes scanning for violations.
 
2013-03-28 11:05:42 AM  
I'll never understand why some people don't like the sight of a women topless.
 
2013-03-28 11:07:26 AM  

ghostwind: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

So even God is wrong according to this guy? Is there no reasoning with this guy?


It's funny, because according to His Supreme Noodliness, assshat clerics who try to oppress women deserve 80 to 100 lashes, but what he committed is worth much more than that. He deserves to be stoned to death, OR he must be quarantined because what he did (trying to oppress women and being a stupid, hateful sack of derp) is an epidemic.

But the FSM is a merciful deity, so I'm ok with locking him away in some sort of reeducation camp where he'll be forced to deal with topless women every day until he wises up.  Topless women who will give him a good spanking if he acts naughty or says stupid crap like this again.

Ramen.
 
2013-03-28 11:17:45 AM  

ciberido: ghostwind: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

So even God is wrong according to this guy? Is there no reasoning with this guy?

It's funny, because according to His Supreme Noodliness, assshat clerics who try to oppress women deserve 80 to 100 lashes, but what he committed is worth much more than that. He deserves to be stoned to death, OR he must be quarantined because what he did (trying to oppress women and being a stupid, hateful sack of derp) is an epidemic.

But the FSM is a merciful deity, so I'm ok with locking him away in some sort of reeducation camp where he'll be forced to deal with topless women every day until he wises up.  Topless women who will give him a good spanking if he acts naughty or says stupid crap like this again.

Ramen.


Can I go to reeducation camp too?
 
2013-03-28 11:19:24 AM  
But, but, what's the harm in religion?!
 
2013-03-28 11:22:49 AM  

Popular Opinion: hmm, so far the comments range from tits to bombs.
and i thought this was a largely liberal forum. lol


What exactly do you think liberalism means?
 
2013-03-28 11:26:00 AM  

Hickory-smoked: Popular Opinion: hmm, so far the comments range from tits to bombs.
and i thought this was a largely liberal forum. lol

What exactly do you think liberalism means?


My guess? Libs, libs, libs, libs, libs, libs, libs.
 
2013-03-28 11:29:34 AM  

WillyChase: Hickory-smoked: Popular Opinion: hmm, so far the comments range from tits to bombs.
and i thought this was a largely liberal forum. lol

What exactly do you think liberalism means?

My guess? Libs, libs, libs, libs, libs, libs, libs.


In all fairness, I suppose if Fark was more liberal, there would be more tits and less bombs.

We each have our way of dealing with issues.
 
2013-03-28 11:36:24 AM  

fredklein: Anyone else notice her own parents sent her to the looney bin?

FTFA: "Her parents have since taken her to a psychiatric hospital in Tunis."

When your own parents think you're nuts....


Not so much that as that being a woman in the Middle East is like being gay in the Bible Belt.
 
2013-03-28 11:38:12 AM  

Hickory-smoked: if Fark was more liberal, there would be more tits and less bombs.


Wait. Why can't we have both?

crow202.org
 
2013-03-28 11:49:22 AM  

Kriggerel: And yet another day passes as the Taliban Caliphate (i.e. the new world superpower, and our China's rival for the position of our new overlords), slowly comes together.

There really *IS* nothing new under the sun.


It's funny how the people you hate so much are so much like you.
 
2013-03-28 11:51:29 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: squibbits: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Once again... "epidemic" is used to make mountains out of... umm.... hills.

I can't wait until some other galaxy-faring waywanders get a "flat tire" on our planet during their worm-holing and jump out and question some of the bullshiat we put up with or promote.

But then, it could also go the other way with that. All hallow the Orri and their craptrap.

/How fast can we get to Mars yet?


dontremaketotalrecall.com
I'm told it takes 2 weeks.
 
2013-03-28 11:52:17 AM  

mikefinch: generallyso: Real life doesn't work that way. Even if one has the money for such a thing and is willing to abandon friends, family, work or what have you, most people have no hope of being approved for immigration anywhere.

So? That never stopped anyone before.

The way to the heart of conflict is not by bearing your breasts or dick. Its about the supporters of angst ridden regimes quietly packing their bags and getting out of dodge.

fark immigration. Flee mofo. Pack thine bags and headeth for thine hills. Farketh all that i say and go the hobo route. Life may get tough but at least a cabal of repressed pussy haters wont chop your boobs off for disagreeing with them.

Leave and set fires while you do it. Homeless people exist to inspire us that "we can too!!!"


Ok, so.... you're TRYing to be stupid.  Got it.
 
2013-03-28 11:52:43 AM  

danceswithcrows: Hickory-smoked: if Fark was more liberal, there would be more tits and less bombs.

Wait. Why can't we have both?

[crow202.org image 614x808]


The clownface girl photoshop from the earlier thread has completely farked up my ability to enjoy this photo.

All I can see is Patrick Stewart's head peeking out of her blouse.
 
2013-03-28 11:58:46 AM  

bagumpity: Wouldn't it be cool if women had eyes on their nipples?  That way, when they said "hey! my eyes are up here, asshole!" we'd be able to say "no. not they're not.  I'm looking right at them."


images2.wikia.nocookie.net blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
I'd prefer some kind of weapon, myself.
 
2013-03-28 12:02:09 PM  
Hot Persian women thread?
 
2013-03-28 01:03:40 PM  
Begun the Titty Wars have.
 
2013-03-28 01:25:59 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Interestingly, I believe that preachers who attempt to terrorise women into covering their bountiful and beautiful bodies should be stoned.

As a peaceful sort not wishing to incite violence I should clear up that by that I mean they indulge in a wee bit of vegetable-based relaxation and have a good think about why they want to be so oppressive.

We can even be extra nice and send along delivery kittens to help.


I like everything about your comment.
 
2013-03-28 01:34:33 PM  
Bare-chested and stoned is fantastic! I don't understand all the fuss...

Oh. OH. Alright then yeah, that's messed up.
 
2013-03-28 02:01:42 PM  

stuffy: Begun the Titty Wars have.


Weapons of mass distraction? I See A Great Need.
crow202.org
 
2013-03-28 02:40:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Interesting that this guy quotes God's law and then says "Oh, but that punishment is wrong...she's much worse than that." Is he actually saying that he's a better judge of morality than Allah?


Yep. Because he's a f*cking douchebag.
 
2013-03-28 03:20:22 PM  
Omahawg: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x429]

24.media.tumblr.com 

Who is this Goddess?
 
2013-03-28 04:20:59 PM  
If you're a kitten, these tits are certainly deadlier than stones (all NSFW)
 
2013-03-28 04:35:24 PM  

ciberido: Ok, so.... you're TRYing to be stupid. Got it.


Maybe a bit --- but i AM convinced the best solution would be for everyone to just burn the establishment to the ground and start over.
 
2013-03-28 05:17:27 PM  

Somacandra: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I think everybody should get stoned more often.

[i.imgur.com image 425x415]

R.I.P. RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & 35


Especially if then the sword swallower comes to you and kneels.
 
2013-03-28 05:23:08 PM  
I'm, uhh... just, you know, uhh - bookmarking? No, no, no. No I uhh, sorry: posted in the wrong thread.

/Yeah, that's the ticket
 
2013-03-28 06:36:54 PM  

HairBolus: The Egyptian woman, Aliaa Elmahdy (علياء ماجدة المهدى), is prettier and bottomless (NSFW) and is much more of a thorn in the side of those uptight Muslim clerics.

[gdb.rferl.org image 800x511]


Hey, where'd it go?
 
2013-03-29 01:19:26 AM  
The femen.org website has been hacked and replaced with an awesome new meme template:

http://vladtepesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/femen-hacked.jpg
 
2013-03-29 01:41:15 AM  

Spock's Brain: The femen.org website has been hacked and replaced with an awesome new meme template:

http://vladtepesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/femen-hacked.jpg



Maybe Anonymous can go hack the hackers and turn it back.

For SCIENCE.

//ok, for the bewbies.
 
2013-03-29 01:42:20 AM  

Spock's Brain: The femen.org website has been hacked and replaced with an awesome new meme template:

http://vladtepesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/femen-hacked.jpg


I'll reproduce the text


DIRTY PIGS!
NO F*CK FOR YOU EVEN YOUR MEN!
COME HERE TUNISIA!
WE WILL CUT YOUR BREASTS
AND GIVE FOOD OUR DOGS!

DIE SLUTS PROSTITUTES
FROM ISRAEL!



FEMEN twitter says: "Dear friends, our website femen.org was hacked. Don't trust the information that will be posted there."
 
2013-03-29 02:02:44 AM  

ciberido: ghostwind: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

So even God is wrong according to this guy? Is there no reasoning with this guy?

It's funny, because according to His Supreme Noodliness, assshat clerics who try to oppress women deserve 80 to 100 lashes, but what he committed is worth much more than that. He deserves to be stoned to death, OR he must be quarantined because what he did (trying to oppress women and being a stupid, hateful sack of derp) is an epidemic.

But the FSM is a merciful deity, so I'm ok with locking him away in some sort of reeducation camp where he'll be forced to deal with topless women every day until he wises up.  Topless women who will give him a good spanking if he acts naughty or says stupid crap like this again.

Ramen.


I've been bad. I'm turning myself in.
 
2013-03-29 02:26:36 AM  

Spock's Brain: The femen.org website has been hacked and replaced with an awesome new meme template:

http://vladtepesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/femen-hacked.jpg


Meh, contact ISP, have them change passwords, then hang up a new poster.


Unless it was actual hacking going on.
 
2013-03-29 05:08:27 AM  

HairBolus: The Egyptian woman, Aliaa Elmahdy (علياء ماجدة المهدى), is prettier and bottomless (NSFW) and is much more of a thorn in the side of those uptight Muslim clerics.

[gdb.rferl.org image 800x511]


Now now, we don't have to make this into a competition.  Variety is good; there's room for all kinds of protest-boobies.
 
2013-03-29 08:30:28 AM  
Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

They translated wrong... it was 80 to 100 strokes!!
 
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