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(AL.com)   Dear Rep. Joe Mitchell, Please don't pass any laws that would restrict gun ownership. Response: Thank you for your concern, citizen. But F*CK your slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed ass   (blog.al.com ) divider line
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2013-03-27 08:14:40 PM  
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaha
 
2013-03-27 08:19:48 PM  
notfncute.com

FTFA:"I find your position offensive"

I bet he finds the fact he gets hundreds of emails each day from Paranoid idiots afraid he's going to lead the charge of Obama's secret soldier corps of murderous doctors and nurses to personally confiscate your guns and think he's a negro to be offensive as well.

Stop appealing to the "More Flies With Honey" fallacy of "YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME DESPITE MY STUPIDITY OR YOU'RE WRONG LA LA LA".
 
2013-03-27 08:21:19 PM  
Of course, it could also be that I just sat through a 12 hour CCW class, and had to listen to no less than four people, who's age was no less than 60, talk about how Obama is going to force them to go through medicare death panels and is about to take their guns that has made me have no tolerance for these people, too.
 
2013-03-27 08:23:20 PM  

hardinparamedic: [notfncute.com image 600x300]

FTFA:"I find your position offensive"

I bet he finds the fact he gets hundreds of emails each day from Paranoid idiots afraid he's going to lead the charge of Obama's secret soldier corps of murderous doctors and nurses to personally confiscate your guns and think he's a negro to be offensive as well.

Stop appealing to the "More Flies With Honey" fallacy of "YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME DESPITE MY STUPIDITY OR YOU'RE WRONG LA LA LA".


And conservatives once opposed free gun ownership simply to keep guns out of the hands of blacks.
 
2013-03-27 08:26:04 PM  
How to never get elected again - For Dummies.
 
2013-03-27 08:27:02 PM  
It is disturbing that anyone is okay with this mans response. He should be immediately removed from office.
 
2013-03-27 08:30:00 PM  

GAT_00: And conservatives once opposed free gun ownership simply to keep guns out of the hands of blacks


this sounds like a great project.
More guns for more blacks!
 
2013-03-27 08:33:20 PM  
Stay classy, Alabama.
 
2013-03-27 08:37:57 PM  
Negro, please.
 
2013-03-27 08:39:29 PM  

GAT_00: hardinparamedic: [notfncute.com image 600x300]

FTFA:"I find your position offensive"

I bet he finds the fact he gets hundreds of emails each day from Paranoid idiots afraid he's going to lead the charge of Obama's secret soldier corps of murderous doctors and nurses to personally confiscate your guns and think he's a negro to be offensive as well.

Stop appealing to the "More Flies With Honey" fallacy of "YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME DESPITE MY STUPIDITY OR YOU'RE WRONG LA LA LA".

And conservatives once opposed free gun ownership simply to keep guns out of the hands of blacks.


Who helped the blacks get guns? Republicans and the NRA
 
2013-03-27 08:43:33 PM  
Well this thread should be fun.
 
2013-03-27 08:45:45 PM  

ArkAngel: Who helped the blacks get guns? Republicans and the NRA


The NRA opposed it.
 
2013-03-27 08:45:48 PM  

ArkAngel: Who helped the blacks get guns? Republicans and the NRA



Oh, boy! We're not only going to pretend the Southern Strategy never happened, but we're also going to pretend the NRA never supported gun control because of the civil rights movement.

Even ignoring their hypocrisy and wingnuttery (such as pretending to speak for gun owners when in reality only counting <1% of American gun owners among their membership, many of which are only members because of the fringe benefits), any organization that counts Ted "I shiat my pants to stay out of Vietnam while chickenhawking" Nugent as a member of it's Board of Directors will never get my support.

Your post was bad, and you should feel bad.
 
2013-03-27 08:48:18 PM  

hardinparamedic: ArkAngel: Who helped the blacks get guns? Republicans and the NRA


Oh, boy! We're not only going to pretend the Southern Strategy never happened, but we're also going to pretend the NRA never supported gun control because of the civil rights movement.

Even ignoring their hypocrisy and wingnuttery (such as pretending to speak for gun owners when in reality only counting <1% of American gun owners among their membership, many of which are only members because of the fringe benefits), any organization that counts Ted "I shiat my pants to stay out of Vietnam while chickenhawking" Nugent as a member of it's Board of Directors will never get my support.

Your post was bad, and you should feel bad.


and this has shiat all to do with this Congress member spouting this nonsense how?
 
2013-03-27 08:50:37 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: and this has shiat all to do with this Congress member spouting this nonsense how?


Being able to read replies and keeping up with the topic of discussion is hard for you, isn't it?
 
2013-03-27 08:54:56 PM  

hardinparamedic: TheDumbBlonde: and this has shiat all to do with this Congress member spouting this nonsense how?

Being able to read replies and keeping up with the topic of discussion is hard for you, isn't it?


Dude.
 
2013-03-27 08:55:59 PM  
Wait a second

Isnt that racist?
 
2013-03-27 08:58:40 PM  

cman: Wait a second

Isnt that racist?


No, but knowing the lyrics to the chorus of 'Cat Scratch Fever' is.
 
2013-03-27 09:00:25 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Dude.


Sorry. But there was that little side spanking of historical correctness that needed to be inserted in there.

It's a complete pet peeve of mine when people pretend that the Southern Strategy never happened to either claim something the pre-1960 Republican Party did as proof of their benevolence, or the Pre-1960 Democratic Party did as proof of their malfeasance.

It's just like using the word "literally" to describe something. It literally makes me want to stab you in the face with a bookmark.
 
2013-03-27 09:02:54 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: hardinparamedic: ArkAngel: Who helped the blacks get guns? Republicans and the NRA


Oh, boy! We're not only going to pretend the Southern Strategy never happened, but we're also going to pretend the NRA never supported gun control because of the civil rights movement.

Even ignoring their hypocrisy and wingnuttery (such as pretending to speak for gun owners when in reality only counting <1% of American gun owners among their membership, many of which are only members because of the fringe benefits), any organization that counts Ted "I shiat my pants to stay out of Vietnam while chickenhawking" Nugent as a member of it's Board of Directors will never get my support.

Your post was bad, and you should feel bad.

and this has shiat all to do with this Congress member spouting this nonsense how?


I don't think his intent was to defend this man's rant. His post was educational, not combative or defensive.

And for that he will probably be ostracized.
 
2013-03-27 09:05:18 PM  
Whoa. Subby isn't exaggerating with those quotes. fark wow.

Bravo, Mr Never Gettin' Elected Again Black Guy, bravo.
 
2013-03-27 09:05:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: TheDumbBlonde: Dude.

Sorry. But there was that little side spanking of historical correctness that needed to be inserted in there.

It's a complete pet peeve of mine when people pretend that the Southern Strategy never happened to either claim something the pre-1960 Republican Party did as proof of their benevolence, or the Pre-1960 Democratic Party did as proof of their malfeasance.

It's just like using the word "literally" to describe something. It literally makes me want to stab you in the face with a bookmark.


Don't stab me, Bro. (I didn't say anything remotely related to Johnson or the 60's.)
 
2013-03-27 09:07:51 PM  

doglover: Whoa. Subby isn't exaggerating with those quotes. fark wow.

Bravo, Mr Never Gettin' Elected Again Black Guy, bravo.


His ward/legislative area is the city of Mobile, Al. He'll get elected again, and probably garner a larger portion of the vote because of this.
 
2013-03-27 09:10:12 PM  

hardinparamedic: doglover: Whoa. Subby isn't exaggerating with those quotes. fark wow.

Bravo, Mr Never Gettin' Elected Again Black Guy, bravo.

His ward/legislative area is the city of Mobile, Al. He'll get elected again, and probably garner a larger portion of the vote because of this.


Because Alabama is full of redneck, ignorant, racist white voters. At some point, these people will need to get their story together.
 
2013-03-27 09:11:41 PM  

Nadie_AZ: And for that he will probably be ostracized.


Pointing out facts to conservatives?  He's going to be yelled at quite a bit.  Those people get very angry when facts are shown to be in the way of their talking points.
 
2013-03-27 09:13:53 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Because Alabama is full of redneck, ignorant, racist white voters. At some point, these people will need to get their story together.


Alabama is a southern state with a long, and colorful history in the Civil Rights movement. It also has a massive demographic shift when you go from urban areas, which are traditionally dense in people who identify as African American and Democratic, to Rural Areas, which traditionally identify as white and conservative/republican.
 
2013-03-27 09:13:58 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: hardinparamedic: doglover: Whoa. Subby isn't exaggerating with those quotes. fark wow.

Bravo, Mr Never Gettin' Elected Again Black Guy, bravo.

His ward/legislative area is the city of Mobile, Al. He'll get elected again, and probably garner a larger portion of the vote because of this.

Because Alabama is full of redneck, ignorant, racist white voters. At some point, these people will need to get their story together.


You would think this would have changed the demographics of the region. But it apparently hasn't.
 
2013-03-27 09:14:48 PM  

hardinparamedic: His ward/legislative area is the city of Mobile, Al. He'll get elected again, and probably garner a larger portion of the vote because of this.


It's possible. But I don't think other politicians will let this kind of windfall slide. Remember all the republicans who were axed for "legitimate rape" and stuff like that? Those were well meaning morons. This guy is actively vindictive and accusing his constituents of baby rape. He's going to the be easiest incumbent to oust, that's for sure.
 
2013-03-27 09:16:18 PM  
Well, now that you mention it...

media.al.com
 
2013-03-27 09:25:06 PM  

ferretman: It is disturbing that anyone is okay with this mans response. He should be immediately removed from office.


Seriously though, he needs to at least be censured.  It likely won't happen, but here's how expulsion works: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_from_the_United_States_Congres s
 
2013-03-27 09:28:19 PM  

doglover: Remember all the republicans who were axed for "legitimate rape" and stuff like that? Those were well meaning morons.


Well meaning? That's a stretch.
 
2013-03-27 09:30:14 PM  

gameshowhost: doglover: Remember all the republicans who were axed for "legitimate rape" and stuff like that? Those were well meaning morons.

Well meaning? That's a stretch.


Okay, well meaning for other affluent WASPs. They weren't thinking about anything but getting bills signed and lobyist money. But they were trying to make their buddies happy.
 
2013-03-27 09:56:05 PM  

doglover: gameshowhost: doglover: Remember all the republicans who were axed for "legitimate rape" and stuff like that? Those were well meaning morons.

Well meaning? That's a stretch.

Okay, well meaning for other affluent WASPs. They weren't thinking about anything but getting bills signed and lobyist money. But they were trying to make their buddies happy.


Most of them, probably. A few of them looked like they actually wanted to go out and rape, just to assert their male dominance and religious conviction.
 
2013-03-27 10:03:49 PM  
One state. We should set aside one state and let the GOP do whatever they want. I nominate Alabama.

/within a year the military will probably be stationed at the border to keep the lawlessness in.
 
2013-03-27 10:04:01 PM  

GAT_00: ArkAngel: Who helped the blacks get guns? Republicans and the NRA

The NRA opposed it.


I would hardly trust an article that calls Scalia a libertarian activist and calls a plain reading of the Second Amendment a fraud
 
2013-03-27 10:06:28 PM  

ArkAngel: GAT_00: ArkAngel: Who helped the blacks get guns? Republicans and the NRA

The NRA opposed it.

I would hardly trust an article that calls Scalia a libertarian activist and calls a plain reading of the Second Amendment a fraud


Your "plain reading" of the 2nd Amendment ignores a third of it.
 
2013-03-27 10:13:35 PM  
media.al.com

I dunno about the rest of that but he does resemble a incestuous, snaggle-toothed, backward-a**ed, inbreed.
 
2013-03-27 10:43:58 PM  

violentsalvation: How to never get elected again - For Dummies.


I'll lay $20 right now that this asshole gets re-elected by the overwhelmingly African-American district that has elected him 8 farking times already.
 
2013-03-27 10:57:29 PM  
I like this guy.

I really farking do!

www.home-tech.com
 
2013-03-27 11:02:03 PM  
Joe Mitchell is a bigot. Looks like Farklibs now support bigorty. This thread is so enlightening.
 
2013-03-27 11:02:46 PM  
TRUE FACT: The only reason the 2nd Amendment is even there at all was because it was the only way to get the delegates from Virginia to ratify the document, because Virginia needed it's plantation owners and it's slave-catchers to be well-armed.

http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/second-amendment-ratified-preserve- sl avery
 
2013-03-27 11:02:50 PM  
He should have stuck with the form letter.
 
2013-03-27 11:04:15 PM  

shotglasss: Joe Mitchell is a bigot. Looks like Farklibs now support bigorty. This thread is so enlightening.


It's only bigotry when Democrats do it, huh?
 
2013-03-27 11:05:02 PM  
Sent at midnight? My guess is he had a few too many drinks in him at this point

/probably Colt 45
//malt liquor
 
2013-03-27 11:07:22 PM  
This just in... Democrat goes on bigoted hate filled tirade and liberals all but cheer him on...

Next week they'll be back to talking about those "haters" over on the Republican side.
 
2013-03-27 11:07:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: Your post was bad, and you should feel bad.


I think that individual enjoys being wrong.
 
2013-03-27 11:07:24 PM  
Good for him. More politicians should interact with their constituents, even if it's like this.
 
2013-03-27 11:07:30 PM  
FTFA: Eddie Maxwell sent a mass email to state legislators at 10:54 p.m. on Jan. 27, warning them that even attempting to introduce a gun control bill was, in his opinion, a violation of state law.

Mitchell responded from his public, ALHouse.gov email account at 11:59 p.m., telling Maxwell: "Your folk never used all this sheit (sic) to protect my folk from your slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed, backward-a**ed, inbreed (sic), imported criminal-minded kin folk."

"That's not the type of reply I expect to receive from a state legislator," Maxwell replied on Feb. 11. "I'm not a racist and I find your reply to be especially offensive considering the position you hold."


I can imagine how aggravating it must be to be a white liberal in the south.  I can't fathom what it must be like to be this black, Democratic state legislator.  I agree with hardinparamedic that this is probably about the millionth email this guy has received on the issue, and his outburst, while a little over the top, is certainly understandable.

But this is something Republicans do all the time, in public life and in online debates.  They prick and prod and name-call and lie and let it be known exactly how little they think of your humanity . . . and then the second some otherwise level-headed liberal loses his cool for just a moment, the Republicans act all offended and swoon as if they hadn't been dishing it out by the bucketful.

Oh, and any time a white southerner goes out of his way to say "I'm not a racist," he's definitely a racist.
 
2013-03-27 11:09:32 PM  

randomjsa: This just in... Democrat goes on bigoted hate filled tirade and liberals all but cheer him on...

Next week they'll be back to talking about those "haters" over on the Republican side.


If a I live with my mom falls in a forest and you're not around to hear it, does it make a potato?
 
2013-03-27 11:10:29 PM  
Good for him...man probably had to bite his tongue for a long time and just couldn't take it anymore.
 
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