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(My Fox Boston)   Sorry we served you a "broken" cheeseburger little girl. Here, munch on these fries and I'll get somebody to fix it for you. (Chili's will be closed while we clean up all the dust in here)   (myfoxboston.com) divider line 49
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2013-03-27 11:18:56 PM
10 votes:
Can't they vaccinate you against that sort of thing?
2013-03-27 11:22:23 PM
8 votes:
Door's broken:

www.ejectejecteject.com
2013-03-27 06:33:06 PM
5 votes:
what i would have done if i was there?

oh the soda made your teef cold?  well that's TOO FREAKIN BAD!!

amysrobot.com
2013-03-28 07:25:08 AM
4 votes:
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that says "Stupid people shouldn't breed." Is that the solution? You wanna get rid of the stupid people, fine, they won't breed and there'll be none left. All the fast food will be self-served, but other than that you'll get by okay. But let me ask you something, who's next? Where does it end? Assholes, huh? They'll come after them next. "Yeah, now that we got rid of all the stupid people I noticed Lance is kind of an asshole." They'll get rid of them. I bet you have a few friends who are assholes. Pretty close to them too, but they're gone. The dickheads? Hell, all the heads. Dickheads, shiatheads, farkheads. Put them all in a bus and send them back to farkheadville, then you gonna be happy? Will it be a utopia now? Then who, the cocksuckers? You wanna get rid of the cocksuckers, then who's gonna suck all the cock!? You think douchebags will do it? No, you ever get your cock sucked by a douchebag? It's like a chore to them. Is that how you want to live? My great-great-grandmother was a coont back in the late 1800s, long before it was popular to be a coont. Just to shop at the mercantile she had to pretend she was just surly. Is that the way you want to live again?

I don't think so. I say, end the hate.
2013-03-27 11:51:33 PM
4 votes:
TFA: The kindness didn't stop there. The restaurant manager soon appeared at their table, kneeled down and apologized to Arianna for giving her a broken cheeseburger.
"I heard we gave you a broken cheeseburger! I am so sorry about that," Bradley Cottermole said to the child. "We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"


eddyphillips.blog.com

In case you're too young
2013-03-27 11:22:52 PM
4 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


Cages? How barbaric. I prefer my autistic children to be free range.
2013-03-28 01:52:49 AM
3 votes:
i'm going to cut it in half anyway...if i have a knife.
i always offer half to god.
so far, he always lets me have it.
pretty cool, huh?

 he;s prolly watching his weight...being such a public figure and all.
2013-03-28 01:05:15 AM
3 votes:
Oh god, now it's a tipping thread. Everyone out of the pool...
2013-03-28 12:05:19 AM
3 votes:
When she asked Arianna why she wasn't eating, she said her burger was "broken" and that she needed one that was fixed.

Sorry, darlin. Its not the burger that is broken.
2013-03-27 11:27:44 PM
3 votes:
Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.
2013-03-27 11:20:45 PM
3 votes:
 

GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?


Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!
2013-03-27 09:03:49 PM
3 votes:
cdn.therock.net.nz
/But seriously, good for the Chili's staff.
2013-03-28 02:26:54 AM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


Nah, I don't mind what they did for the little girl.

I don't have any disorders and don't throw tantrums, but would like to be treated nicely once in awhile.

When I used to take clients to Drug Court, they'd be showered with praise and given gift certificates and stuff.  Every so often I'd ask the judge if I could have something because I'm not using, either.

Got nothing but dirty looks.
2013-03-28 01:52:29 AM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


As a member of the Eugenics Brigade, I take offense to that.
If you people followed our advice, autistic children wouldn't even be born.  Work camps are just for the lesser classes.  Hasn't anyone been paying attention?
2013-03-28 12:28:23 AM
2 votes:

thisisarepeat: dstanley: Lsherm: hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?

I'm on the fence about it.  My grandmother lived with my family while I was in high school.  She had had a series of strokes and each stroke left her acting more and more inappropriate in public.  She would throw food at waitstaff, fart audibly while shopping, and blurt out whatever popped into her head.

The final straw for my father was when we were sitting in church on Sunday and a priest from Africa was visiting.  She shouted, loud enough for the whole congregation to hear, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL FATHER JOHN HE'S GOT A GODDAMN N****R STANDING NEXT TO HIM UP THERE!"

After that she never left the house unless it was for a doctor's visit, or we'd hit Bob Evans at 9pm when there wasn't a crowd.

Am I allowed to find that funny?

I don't know if you are, but I sure as hell did.


www.screeninsults.com

Your grandma was awesome in Blazing Saddles, too.
2013-03-28 12:05:22 AM
2 votes:
Lucky she didn't tell them about the broken coke!

content8.flixster.com
2013-03-27 11:48:10 PM
2 votes:
I can't read that article without assuming the manager sounded like Will Ferrell doing that sarcasm for training dogs.

"I heard we gave you a broken cheeseburger! I am so sorry about that," Bradley Cottermole said sarcastically to the child. "We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"
2013-03-27 11:32:09 PM
2 votes:

TomD9938: Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.

You wouldnt see my favorite independent TexMex place (you've never heard of it) pulling that kind of crap.


Who orders a hamburger in a Tex-Mex restaurant?

Also: hipster-like typing detected.
2013-03-27 11:16:36 PM
2 votes:
What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.
2013-03-27 10:38:50 PM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


I'm on the fence about it.  My grandmother lived with my family while I was in high school.  She had had a series of strokes and each stroke left her acting more and more inappropriate in public.  She would throw food at waitstaff, fart audibly while shopping, and blurt out whatever popped into her head.

The final straw for my father was when we were sitting in church on Sunday and a priest from Africa was visiting.  She shouted, loud enough for the whole congregation to hear, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL FATHER JOHN HE'S GOT A GODDAMN N****R STANDING NEXT TO HIM UP THERE!"

After that she never left the house unless it was for a doctor's visit, or we'd hit Bob Evans at 9pm when there wasn't a crowd.
2013-03-28 10:13:24 AM
1 votes:

UsikFark: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Little girl will go there until she dies, or restaurant has to close, newspaper will cover it regardless.


And they'll have to bring out a broken one first, then fix it, and then she'll kiss it and giggle.
2013-03-28 07:31:44 AM
1 votes:

dready zim: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that says "Stupid people shouldn't breed." Is that the solution? You wanna get rid of the stupid people, fine, they won't breed and there'll be none left. All the fast food will be self-served, but other than that you'll get by okay. But let me ask you something, who's next? Where does it end? Assholes, huh? They'll come after them next. "Yeah, now that we got rid of all the stupid people I noticed Lance is kind of an asshole." They'll get rid of them. I bet you have a few friends who are assholes. Pretty close to them too, but they're gone. The dickheads? Hell, all the heads. Dickheads, shiatheads, farkheads. Put them all in a bus and send them back to farkheadville, then you gonna be happy? Will it be a utopia now? Then who, the cocksuckers? You wanna get rid of the cocksuckers, then who's gonna suck all the cock!? You think douchebags will do it? No, you ever get your cock sucked by a douchebag? It's like a chore to them. Is that how you want to live? My great-great-grandmother was a coont back in the late 1800s, long before it was popular to be a coont. Just to shop at the mercantile she had to pretend she was just surly. Is that the way you want to live again?

I don't think so. I say, end the hate.


Yeah my ex was a farking douchebag, you'd have better odds of winning the lottery than getting her to suck your cock.
2013-03-28 07:12:24 AM
1 votes:

CNichols: For the doubters, I've been an eye-witness to serious food adulteration. Admittedly, this was at a McDonald's, the lowest form of fast food, but still... Some of the fry cooks would just randomly spit into burgers, and if someone they didn't like came in or someone pissed them off, the patties would get scrubbed across the floor. One guy would press his Satanist medallion against every burger he made while it cooked on the griddle.

That was the only restaurant I've worked at where I saw this kind of stuff firsthand, but it undoubtedly happens because people are dicks. In all probability, everyone has eaten a compromised meal.


Total bullshiat.

First off, every McD's has a manager or assistant on duty throughout the entire day, there is no way they would let anyone get away with that. Even if the manager was busy elsewhere there is no way every other employee would simply let that kind of thing slide. I don't care where you work, there are always people who don't like each other and they would take any opportunity to get morons like that fired.

Second, as a customer I can stand right there at the counter and see everything that goes on in the cooking and prep area, it would be impossible for them to get away with that without someone seeing it happen.

Third, if you did witness all this going on and you did nothing about it then you're just as much of a piece of shiat as the ones who did it.

"One guy would press his Satanist medallion against every burger he made while it cooked on the griddle."

Unlikely, McD's uses a two sided clam type grill that has to be closed while the patties cook. The only way to do what you're describing would be to keep the top half of the grill open which would throw off the entire cook process. My guess is that you've never even worked at a McD's or you're completely full of shiat.
2013-03-28 07:00:06 AM
1 votes:

moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.


Shove your self entitlement up your front bottom. To assume the ONLY reason people eat out is because they cannot cook and therefore can only eat what is put in front of them is abhorrent. The intentions of an employee in the kitchen should be completely irrelevant to what I order which is what I expect on my plate. I am the one putting the money into the business that gives you a job. If you won`t serve me what I want then the resaurant can find someone that will and you can get a different job. I love the way that some people think that the less you pay for something the less value you have as a person so you just eat what you get served, shut up and enjoy it!

The strange thing is, the same people think that the MORE you pay for your food, the more you should just eat what you get served, shut up and enjoy it!

First case, you don`t pay enough so fark you, eat what is in front of you and shut up.
Second case, I am a primadonna in the kitchen so fark you, eat what is in front of you and shut up.

This is just an excuse for poor service. In both cases the central concept is fark you. fark that.

/yes I can damn well cook WELL. It doesn`t make me better than you.
//other reasons make me better than you.
2013-03-28 02:11:55 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?

Cages? How barbaric. I prefer my autistic children to be free range.


Me too. That way, when they sleep I can change things around in the back yard and then sell tickets to the ensuing conflapuntulary shriekulations the next day as they desperately try to put it all back again.

Autistic kids rock.
2013-03-28 01:57:40 AM
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole

Wow, I give the flagrant troll some hell, and all his brothers come out of the woodwork to jump on my cock.

Also, if Burger King can "make it my way", I'm pretty sure more quality places are fully capable.  It's not art, it's food, STFU and get back in the kitchen.


Burger King exists to "make it your way". Because you're the lowest common denominator. Because the thought of food being slowly and carefully prepared a certain way blows your mind because you don't like onions and it happens to have onions in it. Then, the people like you have the audacity to biatch that the dish I specially prepared for them by removing the ingredients they wanted tastes horrible.

I don't know why I'm trying to explain art to a bunch of dudes who wouldn't know art if it skullfarked them to death.

By the way, I'd be considered his sister, not brother. Get back to Waffle House and enjoy your grease-and-spit slathered slop. I'll enjoy cooking for the people who appreciate food and don't feel entitled to shiat because they're too incompetent to cook for themselves. Hire a private chef if you want shiat cooked your way. Otherwise, pick something off the menu, take your Midol, and shut the fark up.
2013-03-28 01:53:48 AM
1 votes:

fluffy2097: moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.

Do your job, wage slave. I'm paying you to make me a dinner I want to eat. I'm not paying you for your artistic vision. I'd buy a photograph if I wanted art, not something I'm going to shiat out in 24 hours.


Hire a personal chef if you want to pay someone to cook the meal YOU want. Or, maybe, learn how to cook for yourself, you talentless hack. Also, lol @ the wage slave remark, chefs and cooks at real restaurants make amazing amounts of money. I'm sorry you rage out at the entire restaurant industry (and can't tell the difference between actual restaurants and grease-smeared chains) because your Grand Slam once came with bacon instead of sausage, sweetheart.

It makes me laugh because I know people like you wouldn't last a minute in a kitchen. I could hand you a souffle recipe and ask you to make it and you wouldn't know where to start.

Cooking is an art. I'm sorry you're so used to cramming frozen, microwaved, processed tripe down your throat. But, I am from New Orleans, and I know you yanks don't know the first thing about cooking anyway.
2013-03-28 01:42:12 AM
1 votes:

NephilimNexus: [i.crackedcdn.com image 548x411]


Except you back there, kid who is chanting in Latin, hovering, and covered in electrical crackle. You are special.
2013-03-28 01:30:10 AM
1 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com
2013-03-28 01:18:35 AM
1 votes:
I once got a 'broken' cheeseburger at a McDonald's at O'Hare.  They gave me a burger with a bite out of it and then gave me a hard time when I tried to return it, because that's what I like doing on layovers is standing in line to get a burger, then surreptitiously taking a bite out of it, then walking up to the counter to get a new burger.  Woo hoo!  Look, I got a free bite out of a burger and I only had to wait in line at a busy international airport twice to get it!
2013-03-28 01:13:25 AM
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: Infernalist: Morning Coffee: Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.

So I take it that you never ask for "everything but pickles" on your burger? You always order your food exactly as it's described on the menu, no special orders at all?

Precious.

Oh, I do, quite often.  But when I get pickles on my burger, I don't freak out.  I pick them off and tip less.

I adapt.

Ah, so that's you!?

You are the reason service people feel they can fark up and it's no big deal. Thanks for breeding poor service, douche bag!

If I am paying for a service, they had better live up to the contract.  Treat them like a charity case and they'll put in that much effort.  Pretty soon they'll just expect people to walk in, drop off money, and then leave.  If there were enough of you around, they would already be doing that.


You don't like pickles?!  Well go rape mentally handicapped kids somewhere else then, you pickle hating piece of shiat!
2013-03-28 01:10:47 AM
1 votes:
And then the staff partied until dawn on an 8 ball of coke and somehow all managed to sleep with somebody different...though Abigail the hostess had to be passed around 3 times on account of Mindy and Tabitha calling in sick that evening.. THE END.
2013-03-28 01:05:00 AM
1 votes:
Kind of surprised this isn't here yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV7CVKiUJ84


The food is problematic.
2013-03-28 01:01:03 AM
1 votes:

Infernalist: Morning Coffee: Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.

So I take it that you never ask for "everything but pickles" on your burger? You always order your food exactly as it's described on the menu, no special orders at all?

Precious.

Oh, I do, quite often.  But when I get pickles on my burger, I don't freak out.  I pick them off and tip less.

I adapt.


Ah, so that's you!?

You are the reason service people feel they can fark up and it's no big deal. Thanks for breeding poor service, douche bag!

If I am paying for a service, they had better live up to the contract.  Treat them like a charity case and they'll put in that much effort.  Pretty soon they'll just expect people to walk in, drop off money, and then leave.  If there were enough of you around, they would already be doing that.
2013-03-28 12:35:14 AM
1 votes:

Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.


So I take it that you never ask for "everything but pickles" on your burger? You always order your food exactly as it's described on the menu, no special orders at all?

Precious.
2013-03-28 12:33:44 AM
1 votes:

Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.


Good logic, bro. Because someone will be an asshole at some point, everyone should be assholes all the time so they get used to it. Suck it up, disabled people.
2013-03-28 12:10:33 AM
1 votes:
Couple months ago, the gf and I went to a Chili's for the first time in years.  We both had "meh" memories of the chain, but it was late, we were hungry, and we'd just been given a Chili's gift card by a well-meaning but slightly out-of-touch relative who doesn't dine out often.  So we figured, eh, they haven't burned down the kitchen or been closed for health violations, how bad could it be?

The steaks were okay and forgettable.  The appetizer was exactly the same as in any other uberchain.

The rice-and-veggie side dish was farking amazing.  We have no idea how a mere mortal fry cook pulled that off.  I think it had unicorn tears as a garnish.  Easily the tastiest thing we ate that day, possibly that whole damned week.

Still haven't been back because, well, Chili's.  But occasionally they get it very very right.
2013-03-28 12:04:10 AM
1 votes:

Shazam999: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Ug. Their food is shiat. I appreciate what they did here though. But you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me eat their food.


Good god, no one cares.
2013-03-27 11:57:44 PM
1 votes:
one time I told my mom and sister I took some autism test on the intranets and scored high. like, really high.

they gave me a look of pity and I'm all like "uh....oh.'

thank goodness this wasn't a 'thing' in the 70s
2013-03-27 11:38:54 PM
1 votes:
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo:
Ah, there's nothing quite like racist southern grandparents who are losing their hearing and have no idea how loudly they are talking in public.  They make comments that they clearly think only the people beside them can hear, but they're basically yelling.

My racist Texan grandmother had excellent hearing but she was just a loudmouth evil biatch. She'd come up to Canada to visit and appall everyone.
2013-03-27 11:30:01 PM
1 votes:
Next up : Why autistic children are the basis for the new Mars colony.
2013-03-27 11:25:41 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?

I'm on the fence about it.  My grandmother lived with my family while I was in high school.  She had had a series of strokes and each stroke left her acting more and more inappropriate in public.  She would throw food at waitstaff, fart audibly while shopping, and blurt out whatever popped into her head.

The final straw for my father was when we were sitting in church on Sunday and a priest from Africa was visiting.  She shouted, loud enough for the whole congregation to hear, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL FATHER JOHN HE'S GOT A GODDAMN N****R STANDING NEXT TO HIM UP THERE!"

After that she never left the house unless it was for a doctor's visit, or we'd hit Bob Evans at 9pm when there wasn't a crowd.


Am I allowed to find that funny?
2013-03-27 11:24:46 PM
1 votes:
Sure that's not the remnants of your brain, subby?
LOL DUST IN HERE
2013-03-27 11:23:01 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


Have you ever tried to get a full 20 hour workday out of an autistic child? Can't be done.
2013-03-27 11:19:41 PM
1 votes:
I mean, seriously, there are burger juices all over some cutting board somewhere, rather than in the meat.
2013-03-27 09:48:28 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?


Yes.
2013-03-27 09:24:23 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


I'm all for baby cages and work camps. You only free them to mow the lawn, the dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, and all the other chores that my dad didn't want to do.

"A dishwasher? Why do you think we had you and your sister? To do everything we don't want to do. So get to it boy"
2013-03-27 09:11:53 PM
1 votes:
My office is probably two miles or less from this place. And I like to patronize local businesses that contribute to their community. So good on you, Chili's of Midvale. But there ain't a chance I'm eating at your shiatbag restaurant.
2013-03-27 07:20:25 PM
1 votes:
This was all over Facebook the other day.  Little autistic girl crying over a broken (cut in half) burger.  Waitress decides to help out before the girl had a major freak out.

Then it was time for Wapner.
 
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