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(My Fox Boston)   Sorry we served you a "broken" cheeseburger little girl. Here, munch on these fries and I'll get somebody to fix it for you. (Chili's will be closed while we clean up all the dust in here)   (myfoxboston.com) divider line 62
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2013-03-27 11:19:15 PM
8 votes:
But how come this

"We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"


didn't also trigger the "not my usual routine" tantrum?
2013-03-27 08:18:46 PM
6 votes:
Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?
2013-03-28 12:24:41 AM
4 votes:
I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.
2013-03-27 11:30:01 PM
4 votes:
These "dusty" headlines don't always deliver.
2013-03-27 11:29:28 PM
4 votes:
Good for them. It's always nice to hear stories about appropriate customer service and positive treatment of people with disabilities. Makes for a nice break from reading about awful stuff.
2013-03-27 11:21:53 PM
4 votes:
Awferchrissakes! Good for Chili's. Y'all made a frustrated little girl's day brighter. Good on you. Seriously.
2013-03-27 09:02:56 PM
4 votes:
Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?
2013-03-28 12:04:10 AM
3 votes:

Shazam999: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Ug. Their food is shiat. I appreciate what they did here though. But you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me eat their food.


Good god, no one cares.
2013-03-27 11:43:02 PM
3 votes:
... and that is how you build some customer loyalty
2013-03-27 11:18:56 PM
3 votes:
Can't they vaccinate you against that sort of thing?
2013-03-27 09:28:02 PM
3 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


No.
Trying to troll that issue with your post is not cool.
2013-03-28 07:25:08 AM
2 votes:
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that says "Stupid people shouldn't breed." Is that the solution? You wanna get rid of the stupid people, fine, they won't breed and there'll be none left. All the fast food will be self-served, but other than that you'll get by okay. But let me ask you something, who's next? Where does it end? Assholes, huh? They'll come after them next. "Yeah, now that we got rid of all the stupid people I noticed Lance is kind of an asshole." They'll get rid of them. I bet you have a few friends who are assholes. Pretty close to them too, but they're gone. The dickheads? Hell, all the heads. Dickheads, shiatheads, farkheads. Put them all in a bus and send them back to farkheadville, then you gonna be happy? Will it be a utopia now? Then who, the cocksuckers? You wanna get rid of the cocksuckers, then who's gonna suck all the cock!? You think douchebags will do it? No, you ever get your cock sucked by a douchebag? It's like a chore to them. Is that how you want to live? My great-great-grandmother was a coont back in the late 1800s, long before it was popular to be a coont. Just to shop at the mercantile she had to pretend she was just surly. Is that the way you want to live again?

I don't think so. I say, end the hate.
2013-03-28 02:59:55 AM
2 votes:

moonage daydream: By the way, I'd be considered his sister, not brother.


Since you bypassed it the first time, get back in the kitchen you trolling threadshiatting coont.

moonage daydream: I don't know why I'm trying to explain art


It's because of your false sense of superiority.  Food does not have to be art, and indeed at 99% of the restaurants it's not, it's just farking food.  The world does not revolve around food, or you for that matter.  Somehow, I get the impression that somehwere, a Crackerbarrel is missing it's "chef".

/stylized just for you
//if you don't know how to appreciate it, GTFO
2013-03-28 02:54:52 AM
2 votes:

stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!


She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.
2013-03-28 02:07:49 AM
2 votes:

Moonfisher: We had a similar incident at Outback, but it didn't turn out as well.  We ordered my autistic son macaroni and cheese, but when it came it was not regular macaroni noodles.  It was big penne pasta noodles, so of course he refused to eat it.  I asked the waitress if I could order him a cheeseburger instead, not asking for anything free or any special treatment.  She insisted on knowing "what was wrong" with the macaroni, and after I explained it to her, she freaked out, brought out her manager, who apologized, and made a huge embarrassing scene trying to ensure me that "that IS macaroni pasta!"  It was humiliating.  I just wanted a farking burger so the kid could eat, not a debate on whether or not penne pasta and macaroni are the same thing.  They were probably scared I was going to sue over some stupid $5 noodles.  I wasn't angry until they made a spectacle of my family and forced me to sit there in front of a restaurant full of people explaining that autistic children are often locked into certain foods/routines and can't be reasoned with.  I didn't want to draw any attention to my kid; thanks asshats.


That sucks, I'm so sorry. In so far as autism could be considered a "mental illness", trying to explain why little things matter to the afflicted to someone who has no experience with mental illness can be a complete pain in the ass to the point of futility.

"She doesn't give a flying f*ck about your technical definition of 'macaroni', you dumb f*ck! Burger, now!"

My wife almost certainly has Asperger's. She was never formally diagnosed, but all the signs are there. She gets stressed out about minor changes in things regularly. Thankfully I'm low maintenance, and as long as things go according to plan she's low maintenance, so it works out.

moonage daydream: chefs and cooks at real restaurants make amazing amounts of money.


I've heard that No True Scotsman doesn't make lots of money. Seriously, grow up.
2013-03-28 01:08:33 AM
2 votes:

Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.


You are actually right. Austistic kids need to learn how to adapt to situations that aren't exactly what they want. But it is very very hard for them to do that, and they need years of work with therapists, not to just be thrown into a situation and told to deal.

The mom taking her kid out might very well have been working on something else with her kid at the time. Honestly, the kid just not eating instead of having a tantrum sounds like some hard eork has been paying off.
2013-03-28 12:35:14 AM
2 votes:

Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.


So I take it that you never ask for "everything but pickles" on your burger? You always order your food exactly as it's described on the menu, no special orders at all?

Precious.
2013-03-28 12:33:44 AM
2 votes:

Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.


Good logic, bro. Because someone will be an asshole at some point, everyone should be assholes all the time so they get used to it. Suck it up, disabled people.
2013-03-28 12:23:06 AM
2 votes:

Omahawg: one time I told my mom and sister I took some autism test on the intranets and scored high. like, really high.

they gave me a look of pity and I'm all like "uh....oh.'

thank goodness this wasn't a 'thing' in the 70s


not a thing, kinda like the internet in the 70s
2013-03-28 12:13:18 AM
2 votes:

RKade: How did that spitburger taste, small autistic girl?

Everywhere I go to eat, I know that I'm 70% going to eat a spitburger. What can you do... I'm as nice as I can be and don't cause any trouble but, hey, if the cook's having a bad day, you're getting an ingredient you didn't ask for and all we, as consumers, can do is hope and pray it's ONLY spit.


Yeah, that doesn't happen nearly as often as people think it does.  I worked in several restaurants when I was younger, never once did I see anyone spit in a customer's food.  Even when I worked fast food and no one there gave a shiat about their job because it payed lousy and 90% of the customers were assholes, it never happened.  Worst thing I've ever seen was messing someone's food up on purpose because they were a dick, but even that was rare because it usually meant you had to deal with them again when they complained.
2013-03-28 12:02:31 AM
2 votes:

Shazam999: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Ug. Their food is shiat. I appreciate what they did here though. But you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me eat their food.


On the other hand, the autistic girl in the story will eat it. And that's huge. Autistic kids can be very, very picky about what they eat. So, the family has a restaurant they can go to, which is autism-friendly, and provides social stimuli (which I imagine is important). That's a winning combination, right there. Even if the food really is shiat.

/Has friends with autistic kids.
//Tries to read up.
2013-03-27 11:47:37 PM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


Better than the ones where the Farkers all claim Autism isn't real, doesn't have a variety of symptoms, and that anyone claiming to be autistic who isn't exactly like their friend's brother's cousin they met one time is a big fat phoney.

Lsherm: fart audibly while shopping,

I do that.  There is nothing wrong with farting.
2013-03-27 11:41:18 PM
2 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Awferchrissakes! Good for Chili's. Y'all made a frustrated little girl's day brighter. Good on you. Seriously.


This. Even if it's good publicity for the chain, so what? It's for a good reason. And the publicity means other people get to learn about how to handle similar situations. It is a win for everybody.

/Except the broken hamburger.
//Poor broken hamburger...
2013-03-27 11:16:36 PM
2 votes:
What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.
2013-03-27 09:48:28 PM
2 votes:

GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?


Yes.
2013-03-27 08:49:48 PM
2 votes:
Meh, it was a nice gesture, but hardly enough to get me verklempt.
2013-03-28 03:25:35 PM
1 votes:
Tomorrow's news: Chili's waitstaff fired for violating customer privacy.
2013-03-28 02:36:44 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: But how come this

"We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"


didn't also trigger the "not my usual routine" tantrum?


Autistic != stupid. Her routine was already broken, so she could probably cope with someone saying 'we'll fix this'.
2013-03-28 11:23:48 AM
1 votes:

RobSeace: /Seriously, WTF are you talking about?


Well, if you're going to define southerners' attitudes by the actions of other people who happened to live in the same place generations ago, turnabout's fair play!
2013-03-28 09:07:49 AM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: Yeah I don't get the whole "southerners are racist" stereotype either.


Well, I'm just guessing here, but I'm going to go ahead and say it stems from that bit about them wanting to own black people as property, and going to war with the north over it... Just a guess, though...
2013-03-28 07:00:06 AM
1 votes:

moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.


Shove your self entitlement up your front bottom. To assume the ONLY reason people eat out is because they cannot cook and therefore can only eat what is put in front of them is abhorrent. The intentions of an employee in the kitchen should be completely irrelevant to what I order which is what I expect on my plate. I am the one putting the money into the business that gives you a job. If you won`t serve me what I want then the resaurant can find someone that will and you can get a different job. I love the way that some people think that the less you pay for something the less value you have as a person so you just eat what you get served, shut up and enjoy it!

The strange thing is, the same people think that the MORE you pay for your food, the more you should just eat what you get served, shut up and enjoy it!

First case, you don`t pay enough so fark you, eat what is in front of you and shut up.
Second case, I am a primadonna in the kitchen so fark you, eat what is in front of you and shut up.

This is just an excuse for poor service. In both cases the central concept is fark you. fark that.

/yes I can damn well cook WELL. It doesn`t make me better than you.
//other reasons make me better than you.
2013-03-28 05:40:58 AM
1 votes:
So how did autistics not starve to death before autism was created?  Oh right, it's a new thing - vaccines created autism.
2013-03-28 05:04:55 AM
1 votes:

mithras_angel: ReapTheChaos: Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.

That was my first thought, who cuts a burger in half?

Someone who thinks they're doing a kid a favor, because they think the kid won't be able to pick up the entire burger all at once.


This, of course, is obvious to everyone. But this is Fark, so the cries of faux outrage and fast-food snobbery (!) have risen to a fever pitch. "OMFG! The child's cheap-ass burger won't have the requisite moisture and delicate texture of a proper blend of ground beef, lamb, and pork as she pokes at it with her straw and plays with the ketchup packets! Whatever will we do! I must faint now."

What a sweet photo of that little girl, though. Gave me the warm fuzzies.
2013-03-28 04:35:27 AM
1 votes:

Abacus9: thisisarepeat: Abacus9: stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!

She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.

Maybe if they wouldn't act retarded we would take you seriously.

They don't all exhibit the same symptoms, you know.


Yeah, that was incredibly farked up.  I don't know what I was thinking.  I am sincerely sorry, and incredibly ashamed.
2013-03-28 03:23:07 AM
1 votes:

Abacus9: stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!

She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.


Maybe if they wouldn't act retarded we would take you seriously.
2013-03-28 02:04:09 AM
1 votes:
"Can I have the Pork Chop bordelaise, but I want EVERYTHING separated?"
"I want the fish, but I'm afraid of bones. Does it have bones? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T HAVE BONES I WANT YOUR MANAGER"
"What do you mean, I can't only have half of a meatball?"
"What do you mean, you can't cook me chicken-fried-steak and white gravy?"
"I want the gumbo, but I want the rice in one cup, the broth in another cup, the sausage in another cup, and the duck in another cup."

Go figure, these people don't compensate the kitchen at all for this bullshiat, and 9 times out of 10 stiff their servers on the tip.
2013-03-28 01:53:48 AM
1 votes:

fluffy2097: moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.

Do your job, wage slave. I'm paying you to make me a dinner I want to eat. I'm not paying you for your artistic vision. I'd buy a photograph if I wanted art, not something I'm going to shiat out in 24 hours.


Hire a personal chef if you want to pay someone to cook the meal YOU want. Or, maybe, learn how to cook for yourself, you talentless hack. Also, lol @ the wage slave remark, chefs and cooks at real restaurants make amazing amounts of money. I'm sorry you rage out at the entire restaurant industry (and can't tell the difference between actual restaurants and grease-smeared chains) because your Grand Slam once came with bacon instead of sausage, sweetheart.

It makes me laugh because I know people like you wouldn't last a minute in a kitchen. I could hand you a souffle recipe and ask you to make it and you wouldn't know where to start.

Cooking is an art. I'm sorry you're so used to cramming frozen, microwaved, processed tripe down your throat. But, I am from New Orleans, and I know you yanks don't know the first thing about cooking anyway.
2013-03-28 01:51:14 AM
1 votes:

base935: Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.
/So people are up in arms for a grocery store throwing food away with law enforcement a few days ago, but a bratty kid has a burger thrown away, just so its not cut in half, and thats ok?


Everyone knows that rejected plates of food get eaten by the staff in the back.
2013-03-28 01:48:51 AM
1 votes:
Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.
/So people are up in arms for a grocery store throwing food away with law enforcement a few days ago, but a bratty kid has a burger thrown away, just so its not cut in half, and thats ok?
2013-03-28 01:40:42 AM
1 votes:

moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.


Do your job, wage slave. I'm paying you to make me a dinner I want to eat. I'm not paying you for your artistic vision. I'd buy a photograph if I wanted art, not something I'm going to shiat out in 24 hours.
2013-03-28 01:38:30 AM
1 votes:
I've heard rumors this was a marketing campaign.
2013-03-28 01:05:15 AM
1 votes:
Oh god, now it's a tipping thread. Everyone out of the pool...
2013-03-28 01:01:03 AM
1 votes:

Infernalist: Morning Coffee: Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.

So I take it that you never ask for "everything but pickles" on your burger? You always order your food exactly as it's described on the menu, no special orders at all?

Precious.

Oh, I do, quite often.  But when I get pickles on my burger, I don't freak out.  I pick them off and tip less.

I adapt.


Ah, so that's you!?

You are the reason service people feel they can fark up and it's no big deal. Thanks for breeding poor service, douche bag!

If I am paying for a service, they had better live up to the contract.  Treat them like a charity case and they'll put in that much effort.  Pretty soon they'll just expect people to walk in, drop off money, and then leave.  If there were enough of you around, they would already be doing that.
2013-03-28 12:15:07 AM
1 votes:
People that blubber over a Chili's commercial need to be maced.
2013-03-28 12:14:40 AM
1 votes:

Iworkformsn: Shazam999: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Ug. Their food is shiat. I appreciate what they did here though. But you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me eat their food.

Good god, no one cares.


This!!!

I don't mind if someone I know says they don't like X.  In that case it's rational, because if he says nothing we might go there.  But on the internet, it just sounds like irrational hate like he wants to ruin their business, as if they stuck the food they spit on directly up his ass, but the real problem was the loooong wait.

I could care less what their food is like, I ate there once so long ago I honestly can't remember it.  They obviously make good money doing what they do, more power to them.  That, and even chains can get stuck in a rut with bad management/employees or honest oversight.

Anyone who's got to go on that "ew they taste like dogshiat" rant on the internet has issues.

Don't like it?  Fine, don't go.
2013-03-28 12:00:26 AM
1 votes:
Well I thought it was a cute story.
2013-03-27 11:56:55 PM
1 votes:
Is it bad that I find the sarcastic comments in this thread far more heartwarming than TFA?
2013-03-27 11:51:33 PM
1 votes:
TFA: The kindness didn't stop there. The restaurant manager soon appeared at their table, kneeled down and apologized to Arianna for giving her a broken cheeseburger.
"I heard we gave you a broken cheeseburger! I am so sorry about that," Bradley Cottermole said to the child. "We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"


eddyphillips.blog.com

In case you're too young
2013-03-27 11:48:54 PM
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ah, there's nothing quite like racist southern grandparents who are losing their hearing and have no idea how loudly they are talking in public.


She wasn't Southern, just racist.  In the 80's, most really old people were regardless of geographical location.
2013-03-27 11:48:52 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


Shouldn't be.

Those threads' topics are usually about douchebag parents who are inconsiderate to strangers that take their wildly disruptive kids to places they shouldn't.

This little girls was behaved, just odd.  Anyone taking offense to the people in the article is "off the ranch" as it were.
2013-03-27 11:48:10 PM
1 votes:
I can't read that article without assuming the manager sounded like Will Ferrell doing that sarcasm for training dogs.

"I heard we gave you a broken cheeseburger! I am so sorry about that," Bradley Cottermole said sarcastically to the child. "We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"
2013-03-27 11:47:20 PM
1 votes:

thisisarepeat: dstanley: Lsherm: hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?

I'm on the fence about it.  My grandmother lived with my family while I was in high school.  She had had a series of strokes and each stroke left her acting more and more inappropriate in public.  She would throw food at waitstaff, fart audibly while shopping, and blurt out whatever popped into her head.

The final straw for my father was when we were sitting in church on Sunday and a priest from Africa was visiting.  She shouted, loud enough for the whole congregation to hear, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL FATHER JOHN HE'S GOT A GODDAMN N****R STANDING NEXT TO HIM UP THERE!"

After that she never left the house unless it was for a doctor's visit, or we'd hit Bob Evans at 9pm when there wasn't a crowd.

Am I allowed to find that funny?

I don't know if you are, but I sure as hell did.


She's long dead, so we can consider it funny.  At the time, about 20% of our congregation was African American and you can't really stop a Catholic mass to explain that your crazy racist grandmother has had three strokes and no longer has a filter on anything she says.  So at the time - not funny.  Now?  Slightly funny.
2013-03-27 11:46:14 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

I hope it is the kind of "promotional" shiat that Google's threatening to ban from Google News.


Gotta love the for-profit company getting all self-righteous that someone else might be making a profit.  Almost as precious as the for-profit New York Times arguing in favor of laws which would ban unions and political activist groups from making political speech while exempting them.
2013-03-27 11:45:37 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: But how come this

"We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"


didn't also trigger the "not my usual routine" tantrum?


Maybe because there was no tantrum in the first place?  According to TFA she simply refused to eat the burger and didn't say anything about it until her sister asked.  If the fries upset her routine she probably just didn't eat them like the first burger.
2013-03-27 11:25:41 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?

I'm on the fence about it.  My grandmother lived with my family while I was in high school.  She had had a series of strokes and each stroke left her acting more and more inappropriate in public.  She would throw food at waitstaff, fart audibly while shopping, and blurt out whatever popped into her head.

The final straw for my father was when we were sitting in church on Sunday and a priest from Africa was visiting.  She shouted, loud enough for the whole congregation to hear, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL FATHER JOHN HE'S GOT A GODDAMN N****R STANDING NEXT TO HIM UP THERE!"

After that she never left the house unless it was for a doctor's visit, or we'd hit Bob Evans at 9pm when there wasn't a crowd.


Am I allowed to find that funny?
2013-03-27 11:22:23 PM
1 votes:
Door's broken:

www.ejectejecteject.com
2013-03-27 11:19:41 PM
1 votes:
I mean, seriously, there are burger juices all over some cutting board somewhere, rather than in the meat.
2013-03-27 10:50:23 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?


I hope it is the kind of "promotional" shiat that Google's threatening to ban from Google News.
2013-03-27 10:38:50 PM
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hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


I'm on the fence about it.  My grandmother lived with my family while I was in high school.  She had had a series of strokes and each stroke left her acting more and more inappropriate in public.  She would throw food at waitstaff, fart audibly while shopping, and blurt out whatever popped into her head.

The final straw for my father was when we were sitting in church on Sunday and a priest from Africa was visiting.  She shouted, loud enough for the whole congregation to hear, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL FATHER JOHN HE'S GOT A GODDAMN N****R STANDING NEXT TO HIM UP THERE!"

After that she never left the house unless it was for a doctor's visit, or we'd hit Bob Evans at 9pm when there wasn't a crowd.
2013-03-27 09:11:53 PM
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My office is probably two miles or less from this place. And I like to patronize local businesses that contribute to their community. So good on you, Chili's of Midvale. But there ain't a chance I'm eating at your shiatbag restaurant.
2013-03-27 09:03:49 PM
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/But seriously, good for the Chili's staff.
2013-03-27 08:47:00 PM
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It's Chili's - how would you know if they served you a dog-turd sandwich instead of their "food"...?
 
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