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(My Fox Boston)   Sorry we served you a "broken" cheeseburger little girl. Here, munch on these fries and I'll get somebody to fix it for you. (Chili's will be closed while we clean up all the dust in here)   (myfoxboston.com) divider line 208
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2013-03-28 05:07:58 AM

moonage daydream: omeganuepsilon: moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole

Wow, I give the flagrant troll some hell, and all his brothers come out of the woodwork to jump on my cock.

Also, if Burger King can "make it my way", I'm pretty sure more quality places are fully capable.  It's not art, it's food, STFU and get back in the kitchen.

Burger King exists to "make it your way". Because you're the lowest common denominator. Because the thought of food being slowly and carefully prepared a certain way blows your mind because you don't like onions and it happens to have onions in it. Then, the people like you have the audacity to biatch that the dish I specially prepared for them by removing the ingredients they wanted tastes horrible.

I don't know why I'm trying to explain art to a bunch of dudes who wouldn't know art if it skullfarked them to death.

By the way, I'd be considered his sister, not brother. Get back to Waffle House and enjoy your grease-and-spit slathered slop. I'll enjoy cooking for the people who appreciate food and don't feel entitled to shiat because they're too incompetent to cook for themselves. Hire a private chef if you want shiat cooked your way. Otherwise, pick something off the menu, take your Midol, and shut the fark up.


THIS THIS THIS!
 
2013-03-28 05:40:58 AM
So how did autistics not starve to death before autism was created?  Oh right, it's a new thing - vaccines created autism.
 
2013-03-28 06:01:16 AM
I can haz broke cheezburger?
 
2013-03-28 06:22:34 AM
For the doubters, I've been an eye-witness to serious food adulteration. Admittedly, this was at a McDonald's, the lowest form of fast food, but still... Some of the fry cooks would just randomly spit into burgers, and if someone they didn't like came in or someone pissed them off, the patties would get scrubbed across the floor. One guy would press his Satanist medallion against every burger he made while it cooked on the griddle.

That was the only restaurant I've worked at where I saw this kind of stuff firsthand, but it undoubtedly happens because people are dicks. In all probability, everyone has eaten a compromised meal.

/and good for Chili's for taking care of the little girl
 
2013-03-28 06:25:22 AM
Q: What do you get when you cross McDonalds Chili's with autism?

A: Asburger's
 
2013-03-28 06:36:23 AM

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


Nope, this is the thread where we say keep your farking hands off our food after it is made. Don`t cut it up, don`t spit in it, don`t do anything to it that makes it different to the picture in the advert (which by law it must resemble).

If I give you substandard food or food different from the advert or food than has had stuff done to it that you didn`t request and makes the food unlike the menu then I am not a hero for replacing it with food good enough to eat.
 
2013-03-28 06:37:18 AM
On the other hand, if the food comes cut in half and is shown that way on the menu then the mother should notice this and make a request to have the burger be served uncut.
 
2013-03-28 06:43:22 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: But how come this

"We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"


didn't also trigger the "not my usual routine" tantrum?


The fries did not get served cut in half...

Usual routine is probably, go to the burger joint, wait a while, get whole food not cut in half or obviously messed with in some way, eat food, go home. Where does getting fries disrupt that?

`routine` does not have to mean EVERY detail is always the same, just the important ones like nobody messed with the food. Like pretty much everybody on the planet. Would you want food that looked messed about compared to what you were expecting? Most other people would do something else (like complain) instead of not eat the food though.
 
2013-03-28 06:44:03 AM

ktybear: Q: What do you get when you cross McDonalds Chili's with autism?

A: As Halfburger's


FTFY
 
2013-03-28 06:52:59 AM

ktybear: Q: What do you get when you cross McDonalds Chili's with autism?

A: Asburger's


a Wendy's finger
 
2013-03-28 07:00:06 AM

moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.


Shove your self entitlement up your front bottom. To assume the ONLY reason people eat out is because they cannot cook and therefore can only eat what is put in front of them is abhorrent. The intentions of an employee in the kitchen should be completely irrelevant to what I order which is what I expect on my plate. I am the one putting the money into the business that gives you a job. If you won`t serve me what I want then the resaurant can find someone that will and you can get a different job. I love the way that some people think that the less you pay for something the less value you have as a person so you just eat what you get served, shut up and enjoy it!

The strange thing is, the same people think that the MORE you pay for your food, the more you should just eat what you get served, shut up and enjoy it!

First case, you don`t pay enough so fark you, eat what is in front of you and shut up.
Second case, I am a primadonna in the kitchen so fark you, eat what is in front of you and shut up.

This is just an excuse for poor service. In both cases the central concept is fark you. fark that.

/yes I can damn well cook WELL. It doesn`t make me better than you.
//other reasons make me better than you.
 
2013-03-28 07:05:14 AM
Anytime you cause more work for restaurant staff, expect spit or worse for your food.

Learn how to cook.
 
2013-03-28 07:11:50 AM

Terrible Old Man: Anytime you cause more work for restaurant staff, expect spit or worse for your food.

Learn how to cook.


i expect that stuff when i ORDER the food initially.  and i eat it without a care in the world.  cause i'm a nihilist.
 
2013-03-28 07:12:24 AM

CNichols: For the doubters, I've been an eye-witness to serious food adulteration. Admittedly, this was at a McDonald's, the lowest form of fast food, but still... Some of the fry cooks would just randomly spit into burgers, and if someone they didn't like came in or someone pissed them off, the patties would get scrubbed across the floor. One guy would press his Satanist medallion against every burger he made while it cooked on the griddle.

That was the only restaurant I've worked at where I saw this kind of stuff firsthand, but it undoubtedly happens because people are dicks. In all probability, everyone has eaten a compromised meal.


Total bullshiat.

First off, every McD's has a manager or assistant on duty throughout the entire day, there is no way they would let anyone get away with that. Even if the manager was busy elsewhere there is no way every other employee would simply let that kind of thing slide. I don't care where you work, there are always people who don't like each other and they would take any opportunity to get morons like that fired.

Second, as a customer I can stand right there at the counter and see everything that goes on in the cooking and prep area, it would be impossible for them to get away with that without someone seeing it happen.

Third, if you did witness all this going on and you did nothing about it then you're just as much of a piece of shiat as the ones who did it.

"One guy would press his Satanist medallion against every burger he made while it cooked on the griddle."

Unlikely, McD's uses a two sided clam type grill that has to be closed while the patties cook. The only way to do what you're describing would be to keep the top half of the grill open which would throw off the entire cook process. My guess is that you've never even worked at a McD's or you're completely full of shiat.
 
2013-03-28 07:15:42 AM

Lsherm: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ah, there's nothing quite like racist southern grandparents who are losing their hearing and have no idea how loudly they are talking in public.

She wasn't Southern, just racist.  In the 80's, most really old people were regardless of geographical location.


My grandfather was born and raised in Chicago and was racist as f*ck
 
2013-03-28 07:23:48 AM

Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.


You were the kid who made your mom sew the crusts back on your PBJ sandwiches, weren't you?
 
2013-03-28 07:25:08 AM
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that says "Stupid people shouldn't breed." Is that the solution? You wanna get rid of the stupid people, fine, they won't breed and there'll be none left. All the fast food will be self-served, but other than that you'll get by okay. But let me ask you something, who's next? Where does it end? Assholes, huh? They'll come after them next. "Yeah, now that we got rid of all the stupid people I noticed Lance is kind of an asshole." They'll get rid of them. I bet you have a few friends who are assholes. Pretty close to them too, but they're gone. The dickheads? Hell, all the heads. Dickheads, shiatheads, farkheads. Put them all in a bus and send them back to farkheadville, then you gonna be happy? Will it be a utopia now? Then who, the cocksuckers? You wanna get rid of the cocksuckers, then who's gonna suck all the cock!? You think douchebags will do it? No, you ever get your cock sucked by a douchebag? It's like a chore to them. Is that how you want to live? My great-great-grandmother was a coont back in the late 1800s, long before it was popular to be a coont. Just to shop at the mercantile she had to pretend she was just surly. Is that the way you want to live again?

I don't think so. I say, end the hate.
 
2013-03-28 07:31:44 AM

dready zim: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that says "Stupid people shouldn't breed." Is that the solution? You wanna get rid of the stupid people, fine, they won't breed and there'll be none left. All the fast food will be self-served, but other than that you'll get by okay. But let me ask you something, who's next? Where does it end? Assholes, huh? They'll come after them next. "Yeah, now that we got rid of all the stupid people I noticed Lance is kind of an asshole." They'll get rid of them. I bet you have a few friends who are assholes. Pretty close to them too, but they're gone. The dickheads? Hell, all the heads. Dickheads, shiatheads, farkheads. Put them all in a bus and send them back to farkheadville, then you gonna be happy? Will it be a utopia now? Then who, the cocksuckers? You wanna get rid of the cocksuckers, then who's gonna suck all the cock!? You think douchebags will do it? No, you ever get your cock sucked by a douchebag? It's like a chore to them. Is that how you want to live? My great-great-grandmother was a coont back in the late 1800s, long before it was popular to be a coont. Just to shop at the mercantile she had to pretend she was just surly. Is that the way you want to live again?

I don't think so. I say, end the hate.


Yeah my ex was a farking douchebag, you'd have better odds of winning the lottery than getting her to suck your cock.
 
2013-03-28 07:33:28 AM

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.

You were the kid who made your mom sew the crusts back on your PBJ sandwiches, weren't you?


The crusts are the best part of a PB&J.
 
2013-03-28 07:35:12 AM

LordZorch: It's Chili's - how would you know if they served you a dog-turd sandwich instead of their "food"...?


I love when people pretend that chain restaurant food sucks.
 
2013-03-28 07:39:13 AM
Not that I eat there more than once a decade but Chili's is better than a lot of the cheap chains. I'm looking at you applebees. Not a chain guy but IMO bonefish is probably the best national chain, and does well against regionals.

This story could have gone either way. Other companies should take notice that a little service goes a long way.
 
2013-03-28 07:41:03 AM

thisisarepeat: Lsherm: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ah, there's nothing quite like racist southern grandparents who are losing their hearing and have no idea how loudly they are talking in public.

She wasn't Southern, just racist.  In the 80's, most really old people were regardless of geographical location.

Hell, go to Boston or Detroit or anywhere in Minnesota.  I think "The South" lost its copyright on "racism" (in quotes because the below average half actually mean "bigot" unless they are talking about a nazi or an asian) due to lack of protection.  Like what happened with cellophane.


This.  I've been around the country a little bit, and Detroit is the most racist place I've ever lived.
 
2013-03-28 07:42:38 AM

LL316: LordZorch: It's Chili's - how would you know if they served you a dog-turd sandwich instead of their "food"...?

I love when people pretend that chain restaurant food sucks.


I'd bet a months pay that 90% of the self appointed "food snobs" here on Fark sit at home and eat microwave dinners and only eat at fast food joints when they go out anyway.
 
2013-03-28 07:44:34 AM

dready zim: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that says "Stupid people shouldn't breed." Is that the solution? You wanna get rid of the stupid people, fine, they won't breed and there'll be none left. All the fast food will be self-served, but other than that you'll get by okay. But let me ask you something, who's next? Where does it end? Assholes, huh? They'll come after them next. "Yeah, now that we got rid of all the stu. . . 
I don't think so. I say, end the hate.


Bravo, good sir.
 
2013-03-28 07:46:34 AM

LL316: thisisarepeat: Lsherm: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Ah, there's nothing quite like racist southern grandparents who are losing their hearing and have no idea how loudly they are talking in public.

She wasn't Southern, just racist.  In the 80's, most really old people were regardless of geographical location.

Hell, go to Boston or Detroit or anywhere in Minnesota.  I think "The South" lost its copyright on "racism" (in quotes because the below average half actually mean "bigot" unless they are talking about a nazi or an asian) due to lack of protection.  Like what happened with cellophane.

This.  I've been around the country a little bit, and Detroit is the most racist place I've ever lived.


Yeah I don't get the whole "southerners are racist" stereotype either. I lived half my life up north and half in the south, the people in the north were way more racist then they are down here.
 
2013-03-28 07:48:22 AM
this food is not pleasing to the eye, mam
i expect my food to be whole

biatch
 
2013-03-28 07:56:45 AM

Canton: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Awferchrissakes! Good for Chili's. Y'all made a frustrated little girl's day brighter. Good on you. Seriously.

This. Even if it's good publicity for the chain, so what? It's for a good reason. And the publicity means other people get to learn about how to handle similar situations. It is a win for everybody.

/Except the broken hamburger.
//Poor broken hamburger...



^^^^^ EVERY LAST, LITTLE BIT OF THIS ^^^^^
 
2013-03-28 08:47:57 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: My office is probably two miles or less from this place. And I like to patronize big chain restaurants that contribute to their community. So good on you, Chili's of Midvale. But there ain't a chance I'm eating at your shiatbag restaurant.


fixed that for you.
 
2013-03-28 09:07:49 AM

ReapTheChaos: Yeah I don't get the whole "southerners are racist" stereotype either.


Well, I'm just guessing here, but I'm going to go ahead and say it stems from that bit about them wanting to own black people as property, and going to war with the north over it... Just a guess, though...
 
2013-03-28 09:34:13 AM

moonage daydream: "Can I have the Pork Chop bordelaise, but I want EVERYTHING separated?"
"I want the fish, but I'm afraid of bones. Does it have bones? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T HAVE BONES I WANT YOUR MANAGER"
"What do you mean, I can't only have half of a meatball?"
"What do you mean, you can't cook me chicken-fried-steak and white gravy?"
"I want the gumbo, but I want the rice in one cup, the broth in another cup, the sausage in another cup, and the duck in another cup."

Go figure, these people don't compensate the kitchen at all for this bullshiat, and 9 times out of 10 stiff their servers on the tip.


I'm pretty easygoing about food in restaurants and I tip well and I don't generally send things back if I can pick it out. But this mayo on burgers and sammiches trend has to end. If I say no mayo and you bring it to me slathered in goop, I will send it back. And don't defend it by saying "it's not mayo, it's aoli!" Aoli is just a fancy name for mayo. Put that shiat on the side, if you have to include it at all.
 
2013-03-28 09:41:29 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: what i would have done if i was there?

oh the soda made your teef cold?  well that's TOO FREAKIN BAD!!

[amysrobot.com image 317x238]


done in one.
 
2013-03-28 10:13:24 AM

UsikFark: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Little girl will go there until she dies, or restaurant has to close, newspaper will cover it regardless.


And they'll have to bring out a broken one first, then fix it, and then she'll kiss it and giggle.
 
2013-03-28 10:29:42 AM

ReapTheChaos: CNichols: For the doubters, I've been an eye-witness to serious food adulteration. Admittedly, this was at a McDonald's, the lowest form of fast food, but still... Some of the fry cooks would just randomly spit into burgers, and if someone they didn't like came in or someone pissed them off, the patties would get scrubbed across the floor. One guy would press his Satanist medallion against every burger he made while it cooked on the griddle.

That was the only restaurant I've worked at where I saw this kind of stuff firsthand, but it undoubtedly happens because people are dicks. In all probability, everyone has eaten a compromised meal.

Total bullshiat.

First off, every McD's has a manager or assistant on duty throughout the entire day, there is no way they would let anyone get away with that. Even if the manager was busy elsewhere there is no way every other employee would simply let that kind of thing slide. I don't care where you work, there are always people who don't like each other and they would take any opportunity to get morons like that fired.

Second, as a customer I can stand right there at the counter and see everything that goes on in the cooking and prep area, it would be impossible for them to get away with that without someone seeing it happen.

Third, if you did witness all this going on and you did nothing about it then you're just as much of a piece of shiat as the ones who did it.

"One guy would press his Satanist medallion against every burger he made while it cooked on the griddle."

Unlikely, McD's uses a two sided clam type grill that has to be closed while the patties cook. The only way to do what you're describing would be to keep the top half of the grill open which would throw off the entire cook process. My guess is that you've never even worked at a McD's or you're completely full of shiat.


Sorry if you don't like hearing an unpleasant truth, but I've definitely worked at a McDonald's. It was in 1994, in Huntsville, AL. I was 15, sophomore year of high school. Seeing this stuff is why I haven't eaten McDonald's since.

As to your specific points, yes, there was a manager. It's just that he didn't care. As far as I could tell, he never left the office cubicle and his response to all complaints was "take care of it yourself." The assistant managers were just high school seniors who were busy enough handling customers.

As for being able to watch the cooks, I'm sure you could, but do most people do that? Not really. And there was certainly enough of a wall/hot tray rack/etc. to block some of the view.

Should I have done more to stop these shenanigans? Absolutely. But at the time, I was a scrawny, callow 15-year-old with anxiety issues. The cooks in the clique that were do this stuff were older, larger, and intimidating. Further, the restaurant's authority figures didn't seem to give a crap. In hindsight, yes, I could have done more, but at the time I was more interested in not making myself a target.

As to the nature of the equipment and cooking process used making the self-professed Satanist's medallion trick impossible - I'm fairly sure that McDonald's kitchens have changed in the nearly 20 years since then. I recall the process being (microwave defrost > griddle (with a weight thing to encourage even cooking) > bun > microwave > top > wrap > heat lamp tray or bag), but like I've said, its been nearly 20 years since then.

In short, I've worked at a McDonald's, I know what I saw, and blow me, you douchebag.
 
2013-03-28 10:41:48 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.


But don't forget to sterilize them first!
 
2013-03-28 10:50:44 AM

findthefish: And then the staff partied until dawn on an 8 ball of coke and somehow all managed to sleep with somebody different...though Abigail the hostess had to be passed around 3 times on account of Mindy and Tabitha calling in sick that evening.. THE END.


Hey, I've seen that video!

...wait.
 
2013-03-28 10:55:55 AM

FunkOut: ReapTheChaos: Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.

That was my first thought, who cuts a burger in half?

Some fast food joints will cut burgers in half for the elderly or small children upon request. There was an old couple who would order a Baconator and split it at the local Wendy's.


To be fair, nobody should eat that much bacon at once.  It's not healthy.

/also that's less time I have to steal their bacon
//mmmmmmm
///bacon
 
2013-03-28 10:59:20 AM

moonage daydream: "Can I have the Pork Chop bordelaise, but I want EVERYTHING separated?"
"I want the fish, but I'm afraid of bones. Does it have bones? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T HAVE BONES I WANT YOUR MANAGER"
"What do you mean, I can't only have half of a meatball?"
"What do you mean, you can't cook me chicken-fried-steak and white gravy?"
"I want the gumbo, but I want the rice in one cup, the broth in another cup, the sausage in another cup, and the duck in another cup."

Go figure, these people don't compensate the kitchen at all for this bullshiat, and 9 times out of 10 stiff their servers on the tip.


You owe me a replacement coffee and a new keyboard.  :-)

And, goddammit, now I'm hungry for gumbo.
 
2013-03-28 11:03:49 AM

RobSeace: ReapTheChaos: Yeah I don't get the whole "southerners are racist" stereotype either.

Well, I'm just guessing here, but I'm going to go ahead and say it stems from that bit about them wanting to own black people as property, and going to war with the north over it... Just a guess, though...


That's pretty rich from somebody who believes in witches.
 
2013-03-28 11:12:56 AM

Lsherm: hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?

I'm on the fence about it.  My grandmother lived with my family while I was in high school.  She had had a series of strokes and each stroke left her acting more and more inappropriate in public.  She would throw food at waitstaff, fart audibly while shopping, and blurt out whatever popped into her head.

The final straw for my father was when we were sitting in church on Sunday and a priest from Africa was visiting.  She shouted, loud enough for the whole congregation to hear, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL FATHER JOHN HE'S GOT A GODDAMN N****R STANDING NEXT TO HIM UP THERE!"

After that she never left the house unless it was for a doctor's visit, or we'd hit Bob Evans at 9pm when there wasn't a crowd.


Oh my gosh. . . I grew up with the male version of that. My great-uncle lived with us because my mom was a sweetheart that way. No series of strokes, just a crotchety old man with bad eyesight, bad hearing and a very bad attitude. . . but somehow we still loved him. He'd dress himself up in a suit, walk up to Shoney's and have coffee and pie, and come home with everything from the table in his pockets. Mom would put them in big brown bags and return them to Shoney's about once a month. He was always chugging on a bottle of mineral oil. Ergh. Had me write letters to Reagan about how FDR rocked it and he didn't. Fridays were special, however. Fridays were Red Lobster for fish even though we weren't even close to Catholic. He'd make even the hardest waitress cry and run for the kitchen. Unc would buy the dinners, but Pops would always tip the waitress another $40-50 for our psychotic table of five (this was the 80's, so that was bank at $1.90 an hour back then). You haven't lived til you've seen a hushpuppy winged at a Red Lobster.
 
2013-03-28 11:19:45 AM

chrylis: RobSeace: ReapTheChaos: Yeah I don't get the whole "southerners are racist" stereotype either.

Well, I'm just guessing here, but I'm going to go ahead and say it stems from that bit about them wanting to own black people as property, and going to war with the north over it... Just a guess, though...

That's pretty rich from somebody who believes in witches.


www.lolwut.com

/Seriously, WTF are you talking about?
 
2013-03-28 11:23:48 AM

RobSeace: /Seriously, WTF are you talking about?


Well, if you're going to define southerners' attitudes by the actions of other people who happened to live in the same place generations ago, turnabout's fair play!
 
2013-03-28 11:34:39 AM
It was probably Jeff Gordon doing another viral commercial.  Much like throwing a shoe, who serves burgers on the board by default?  Oh yeah, Jeff Gordon does.
 
2013-03-28 11:57:35 AM

chrylis: RobSeace: /Seriously, WTF are you talking about?

Well, if you're going to define southerners' attitudes by the actions of other people who happened to live in the same place generations ago, turnabout's fair play!


Ah, Mass., witch trials... Gotcha... I just totally missed the connection before... Fair enough!

/I'm actually from NH, I just live in MA these days...

But, I wasn't even justifying the stereotype; I was just answering the question of where it originated...

However, if you really want to go there... Maybe, if fewer modern day southerners still flew the confederate flag, and acted as if they were actually proud of their ancestors' role in the civil war, maybe fewer people would tar them all with the same brush still... Just sayin'...
 
2013-03-28 01:50:02 PM

Iworkformsn: Shazam999: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Ug. Their food is shiat. I appreciate what they did here though. But you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me eat their food.

Good god, no one cares.


Thanks?!?  Hey, no one cares that you don't care, either.
 
2013-03-28 02:20:39 PM

Shazam999: Iworkformsn: Shazam999: SBWorks: ... and that is how you build some customer loyalty

Ug. Their food is shiat. I appreciate what they did here though. But you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me eat their food.

Good god, no one cares.

Thanks?!?  Hey, no one cares that you don't care, either.


Obsessive Butthurt much?
Angry that people on the internet don't care about you?  Cry me a river.

Some of us "care", in the sense that we felt you deserved to know you're an annoying dickweed and would rather you just shut the hell up.  You can either learn to adapt and behave like a normal person(unlikely), keep your yap shut(unlikely), or just continue to be as offensive as possible because you are upset that you are not adored and cherished.(likely)
 
2013-03-28 02:36:44 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: But how come this

"We are making you a brand new one that isn't broken, with pickles! I'll bring you some french fries to munch on while you're waiting, ok?"


didn't also trigger the "not my usual routine" tantrum?


Autistic != stupid. Her routine was already broken, so she could probably cope with someone saying 'we'll fix this'.
 
2013-03-28 03:09:49 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
"Dis time we didn't forget da pickles!"

//slashies but no slicies
 
2013-03-28 03:23:51 PM
Damn dusty in here, stupid dust.
 
2013-03-28 03:25:35 PM
Tomorrow's news: Chili's waitstaff fired for violating customer privacy.
 
2013-03-28 06:49:42 PM

ReapTheChaos: Total bullshiat.

First off, every McD's has a manager or assistant on duty throughout the entire day, there is no way they would let anyone get away with that.


You're naive.  I know it sucks to admit it to yourslef, but you've eaten a spitburger at some point.  Or a dropped-on-the-floor burger, or I-just-scratched-my-ass-with-this-spatula burger, or these-patties-were-left-out-for-8-hours-in-the-backroom-before-cooking burgers, or the ever popular I-just-scratched-my-balls-before-putting-on-the-cheese pizza.
Accept it.  But don't think about it too hard.
 
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