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(My Fox Boston)   Sorry we served you a "broken" cheeseburger little girl. Here, munch on these fries and I'll get somebody to fix it for you. (Chili's will be closed while we clean up all the dust in here)   (myfoxboston.com) divider line 208
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2013-03-28 01:40:20 AM

NephilimNexus: [i.crackedcdn.com image 548x411]


That's a different discussion, but pure win.  Teaching special = teaching entitled

Talk about spoiling kids.

Wonder if it's real, doesn't look shopped but could be a staged photo.
 
2013-03-28 01:40:42 AM

moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.


Do your job, wage slave. I'm paying you to make me a dinner I want to eat. I'm not paying you for your artistic vision. I'd buy a photograph if I wanted art, not something I'm going to shiat out in 24 hours.
 
2013-03-28 01:42:12 AM

NephilimNexus: [i.crackedcdn.com image 548x411]


Except you back there, kid who is chanting in Latin, hovering, and covered in electrical crackle. You are special.
 
2013-03-28 01:45:00 AM

moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole


Wow, I give the flagrant troll some hell, and all his brothers come out of the woodwork to jump on my cock.

Also, if Burger King can "make it my way", I'm pretty sure more quality places are fully capable.  It's not art, it's food, STFU and get back in the kitchen.
 
2013-03-28 01:45:12 AM

Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.


That was my first thought, who cuts a burger in half?
 
2013-03-28 01:47:43 AM

ReapTheChaos: Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.

That was my first thought, who cuts a burger in half?


Someone who thinks they're doing a kid a favor, because they think the kid won't be able to pick up the entire burger all at once.
 
2013-03-28 01:48:00 AM

ReapTheChaos: Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.

That was my first thought, who cuts a burger in half?


Some fast food joints will cut burgers in half for the elderly or small children upon request. There was an old couple who would order a Baconator and split it at the local Wendy's.
 
2013-03-28 01:48:51 AM
Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.
/So people are up in arms for a grocery store throwing food away with law enforcement a few days ago, but a bratty kid has a burger thrown away, just so its not cut in half, and thats ok?
 
2013-03-28 01:51:14 AM

base935: Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.
/So people are up in arms for a grocery store throwing food away with law enforcement a few days ago, but a bratty kid has a burger thrown away, just so its not cut in half, and thats ok?


Everyone knows that rejected plates of food get eaten by the staff in the back.
 
2013-03-28 01:52:29 AM

hardinparamedic: Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


As a member of the Eugenics Brigade, I take offense to that.
If you people followed our advice, autistic children wouldn't even be born.  Work camps are just for the lesser classes.  Hasn't anyone been paying attention?
 
2013-03-28 01:52:49 AM
i'm going to cut it in half anyway...if i have a knife.
i always offer half to god.
so far, he always lets me have it.
pretty cool, huh?

 he;s prolly watching his weight...being such a public figure and all.
 
2013-03-28 01:53:48 AM

fluffy2097: moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole. Otherwise, eat the food the way the chef intended it.

Do your job, wage slave. I'm paying you to make me a dinner I want to eat. I'm not paying you for your artistic vision. I'd buy a photograph if I wanted art, not something I'm going to shiat out in 24 hours.


Hire a personal chef if you want to pay someone to cook the meal YOU want. Or, maybe, learn how to cook for yourself, you talentless hack. Also, lol @ the wage slave remark, chefs and cooks at real restaurants make amazing amounts of money. I'm sorry you rage out at the entire restaurant industry (and can't tell the difference between actual restaurants and grease-smeared chains) because your Grand Slam once came with bacon instead of sausage, sweetheart.

It makes me laugh because I know people like you wouldn't last a minute in a kitchen. I could hand you a souffle recipe and ask you to make it and you wouldn't know where to start.

Cooking is an art. I'm sorry you're so used to cramming frozen, microwaved, processed tripe down your throat. But, I am from New Orleans, and I know you yanks don't know the first thing about cooking anyway.
 
2013-03-28 01:55:08 AM

Infernalist: base935: Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.
/So people are up in arms for a grocery store throwing food away with law enforcement a few days ago, but a bratty kid has a burger thrown away, just so its not cut in half, and thats ok?

Everyone knows that rejected plates of food get eaten by the staff in the back.


Um, no, no they don't. You have no idea what the customer did to it while it was at their table.
 
2013-03-28 01:57:40 AM

omeganuepsilon: moonage daydream: Learn how to cook, asshole

Wow, I give the flagrant troll some hell, and all his brothers come out of the woodwork to jump on my cock.

Also, if Burger King can "make it my way", I'm pretty sure more quality places are fully capable.  It's not art, it's food, STFU and get back in the kitchen.


Burger King exists to "make it your way". Because you're the lowest common denominator. Because the thought of food being slowly and carefully prepared a certain way blows your mind because you don't like onions and it happens to have onions in it. Then, the people like you have the audacity to biatch that the dish I specially prepared for them by removing the ingredients they wanted tastes horrible.

I don't know why I'm trying to explain art to a bunch of dudes who wouldn't know art if it skullfarked them to death.

By the way, I'd be considered his sister, not brother. Get back to Waffle House and enjoy your grease-and-spit slathered slop. I'll enjoy cooking for the people who appreciate food and don't feel entitled to shiat because they're too incompetent to cook for themselves. Hire a private chef if you want shiat cooked your way. Otherwise, pick something off the menu, take your Midol, and shut the fark up.
 
2013-03-28 02:04:09 AM
"Can I have the Pork Chop bordelaise, but I want EVERYTHING separated?"
"I want the fish, but I'm afraid of bones. Does it have bones? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T HAVE BONES I WANT YOUR MANAGER"
"What do you mean, I can't only have half of a meatball?"
"What do you mean, you can't cook me chicken-fried-steak and white gravy?"
"I want the gumbo, but I want the rice in one cup, the broth in another cup, the sausage in another cup, and the duck in another cup."

Go figure, these people don't compensate the kitchen at all for this bullshiat, and 9 times out of 10 stiff their servers on the tip.
 
2013-03-28 02:07:20 AM

ReapTheChaos: Infernalist: base935: Autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants.
/So people are up in arms for a grocery store throwing food away with law enforcement a few days ago, but a bratty kid has a burger thrown away, just so its not cut in half, and thats ok?

Everyone knows that rejected plates of food get eaten by the staff in the back.

Um, no, no they don't. You have no idea what the customer did to it while it was at their table.


If the server brings it, sees the customer immediately say that it isn't right (after cutting into it/sliding the sauce off the top/whatever) and they then ask for the replacement, that's free dinner right there.

Also, please don't underestimate what dishwashers and busboys are capable of. The guys moreso than the girls.
 
2013-03-28 02:07:46 AM

moonage daydream: "Can I have the Pork Chop bordelaise, but I want EVERYTHING separated?"
"I want the fish, but I'm afraid of bones. Does it have bones? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T HAVE BONES I WANT YOUR MANAGER"
"What do you mean, I can't only have half of a meatball?"
"What do you mean, you can't cook me chicken-fried-steak and white gravy?"
"I want the gumbo, but I want the rice in one cup, the broth in another cup, the sausage in another cup, and the duck in another cup."

Go figure, these people don't compensate the kitchen at all for this bullshiat, and 9 times out of 10 stiff their servers on the tip.


THIS

people are stupid

yeah...i usually ate the food that got sent back. they couldn't do anything worse to it than what I already did.

FIVE SECOND RULE
 
2013-03-28 02:07:49 AM

Moonfisher: We had a similar incident at Outback, but it didn't turn out as well.  We ordered my autistic son macaroni and cheese, but when it came it was not regular macaroni noodles.  It was big penne pasta noodles, so of course he refused to eat it.  I asked the waitress if I could order him a cheeseburger instead, not asking for anything free or any special treatment.  She insisted on knowing "what was wrong" with the macaroni, and after I explained it to her, she freaked out, brought out her manager, who apologized, and made a huge embarrassing scene trying to ensure me that "that IS macaroni pasta!"  It was humiliating.  I just wanted a farking burger so the kid could eat, not a debate on whether or not penne pasta and macaroni are the same thing.  They were probably scared I was going to sue over some stupid $5 noodles.  I wasn't angry until they made a spectacle of my family and forced me to sit there in front of a restaurant full of people explaining that autistic children are often locked into certain foods/routines and can't be reasoned with.  I didn't want to draw any attention to my kid; thanks asshats.


That sucks, I'm so sorry. In so far as autism could be considered a "mental illness", trying to explain why little things matter to the afflicted to someone who has no experience with mental illness can be a complete pain in the ass to the point of futility.

"She doesn't give a flying f*ck about your technical definition of 'macaroni', you dumb f*ck! Burger, now!"

My wife almost certainly has Asperger's. She was never formally diagnosed, but all the signs are there. She gets stressed out about minor changes in things regularly. Thankfully I'm low maintenance, and as long as things go according to plan she's low maintenance, so it works out.

moonage daydream: chefs and cooks at real restaurants make amazing amounts of money.


I've heard that No True Scotsman doesn't make lots of money. Seriously, grow up.
 
2013-03-28 02:11:55 AM

fusillade762: hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?

Cages? How barbaric. I prefer my autistic children to be free range.


Me too. That way, when they sleep I can change things around in the back yard and then sell tickets to the ensuing conflapuntulary shriekulations the next day as they desperately try to put it all back again.

Autistic kids rock.
 
2013-03-28 02:12:28 AM

moonage daydream: I'm probably taking the bait here... but seriously, what kind of shiathole restaurants are you eating at? Any respectable restaurant would never allow such disgusting behavior. I certainly never allowed it in my restaurant. Try eating at places that actually cook and serve real food (you know, a place that actually has a CHEF) instead of, I don't know, Burger King or Waffle House.


Waffle House cooks all the food in the open, in front of the customers. Try again, you precious snowflake, you.

My main complaint with WH is not the quality of the food per se, but that it is overpriced for what it is.
 
2013-03-28 02:21:57 AM
Chili's is pretty tasty.
 
2013-03-28 02:26:54 AM

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


Nah, I don't mind what they did for the little girl.

I don't have any disorders and don't throw tantrums, but would like to be treated nicely once in awhile.

When I used to take clients to Drug Court, they'd be showered with praise and given gift certificates and stuff.  Every so often I'd ask the judge if I could have something because I'm not using, either.

Got nothing but dirty looks.
 
2013-03-28 02:36:28 AM
"As of Tuesday afternoon, her post received over 130,000 shares, 32,000 comments, and 600,000 likes."

Do you think that if Al Gore had known what we'd be doing with his invention 20 years later he would have gone ahead and invented it anyway?
 
2013-03-28 02:43:34 AM

lostcat: "As of Tuesday afternoon, her post received over 130,000 shares, 32,000 comments, and 600,000 likes."

Do you think that if Al Gore had known what we'd be doing with his invention 20 years later he would have gone ahead and invented it anyway?


Yes.  He lives to make a big deal out of everything.
 
2013-03-28 02:45:29 AM

RKade: How did that spitburger taste, small autistic girl?

Everywhere I go to eat, I know that I'm 70% going to eat a spitburger. What can you do... I'm as nice as I can be and don't cause any trouble but, hey, if the cook's having a bad day, you're getting an ingredient you didn't ask for and all we, as consumers, can do is hope and pray it's ONLY spit.


You could try not being a cop, if that fails, quit being a dick for no reason at all.
 
2013-03-28 02:46:13 AM

RKade: How did that spitburger taste, small autistic girl?

Everywhere I go to eat, I know that I'm 70% going to eat a spitburger. What can you do... I'm as nice as I can be and don't cause any trouble but, hey, if the cook's having a bad day, you're getting an ingredient you didn't ask for and all we, as consumers, can do is hope and pray it's ONLY spit.


you watch too many movies...I've worked in quite a few kitchens and have NEVER seen anything nefarious done to food
 
2013-03-28 02:48:47 AM

Sid_6.7: moonage daydream: I'm probably taking the bait here... but seriously, what kind of shiathole restaurants are you eating at? Any respectable restaurant would never allow such disgusting behavior. I certainly never allowed it in my restaurant. Try eating at places that actually cook and serve real food (you know, a place that actually has a CHEF) instead of, I don't know, Burger King or Waffle House.

Waffle House cooks all the food in the open, in front of the customers. Try again, you precious snowflake, you.

My main complaint with WH is not the quality of the food per se, but that it is overpriced for what it is.


Worse still, every time i try to go there at 2 am  the parking lot is full of cops, so I have to go to IHOP or be jailed.
 
2013-03-28 02:50:40 AM

BarkingUnicorn: lostcat: "As of Tuesday afternoon, her post received over 130,000 shares, 32,000 comments, and 600,000 likes."

Do you think that if Al Gore had known what we'd be doing with his invention 20 years later he would have gone ahead and invented it anyway?

Yes.  He lives to make a big deal out of everything.


ManBearPig for instance.
 
2013-03-28 02:51:00 AM

LordZorch: It's Chili's - how would you know if they served you a dog-turd sandwich instead of their "food"...?


I'm sure your taste in restaurants is far superior to ours.
 
2013-03-28 02:52:19 AM

hardinparamedic: Is this one of those threads where we get to hear the self-righteous FARK Eugenics brigade tell us how autistic children should be kept in their cages or in the work camps instead of taken out into public to dare show their faces at restaurants?


No, just their own section.
 
2013-03-28 02:54:52 AM

stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!


She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.
 
2013-03-28 02:59:55 AM

moonage daydream: By the way, I'd be considered his sister, not brother.


Since you bypassed it the first time, get back in the kitchen you trolling threadshiatting coont.

moonage daydream: I don't know why I'm trying to explain art


It's because of your false sense of superiority.  Food does not have to be art, and indeed at 99% of the restaurants it's not, it's just farking food.  The world does not revolve around food, or you for that matter.  Somehow, I get the impression that somehwere, a Crackerbarrel is missing it's "chef".

/stylized just for you
//if you don't know how to appreciate it, GTFO
 
2013-03-28 03:16:41 AM

tweek46420: RKade: How did that spitburger taste, small autistic girl?

Everywhere I go to eat, I know that I'm 70% going to eat a spitburger. What can you do... I'm as nice as I can be and don't cause any trouble but, hey, if the cook's having a bad day, you're getting an ingredient you didn't ask for and all we, as consumers, can do is hope and pray it's ONLY spit.

you watch too many movies...I've worked in quite a few kitchens and have NEVER seen anything nefarious done to food


Really? cause everyplace I've worked at, yeah you piss us off your food is getting messed with. Pretty much everything you could imagine and more. At one we had two small goals placed at the ends of the line. (small hallway type layout. fryers, flattop, etc on one side. coolers, counters, etc on the other) anyway if the waitress brought a steak back and the customer was being biatchy about it we would play a quick game of hockey. The grill guy was the ref and dropped the "puck" and then it was the fryer guy against the flattop guy. After someone scored it was wiped off, redone, and sent back out. And that was a mild one. Seriously I've seen some straight out foul things happen. But never to someone who was nice. We screwed something up and you were cool about it, no worries it's fine. Even if it wasn't our fault but you are nice you're fine. But raise a big stink about a steak that was cooked right but you have a farked up definition of mid-rare...
 
2013-03-28 03:22:28 AM

thisisarepeat: BarkingUnicorn: lostcat: "As of Tuesday afternoon, her post received over 130,000 shares, 32,000 comments, and 600,000 likes."

Do you think that if Al Gore had known what we'd be doing with his invention 20 years later he would have gone ahead and invented it anyway?

Yes.  He lives to make a big deal out of everything.

ManBearPig for instance.


I've been to Cave of the Winds several times.  There's an outcropping in there that's become the traditional place to leave a bobby-pin for ladies seeking love.  Poor rock was buried under a metric ton of rusted bobby-pins back in 2000 when I last visited.
 
2013-03-28 03:23:07 AM

Abacus9: stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!

She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.


Maybe if they wouldn't act retarded we would take you seriously.
 
2013-03-28 03:23:53 AM
You guys with the adulterated-food trolls should be ashamed.  Restaurant people are too easy.
 
2013-03-28 03:26:36 AM

BarkingUnicorn: thisisarepeat: BarkingUnicorn: lostcat: "As of Tuesday afternoon, her post received over 130,000 shares, 32,000 comments, and 600,000 likes."

Do you think that if Al Gore had known what we'd be doing with his invention 20 years later he would have gone ahead and invented it anyway?

Yes.  He lives to make a big deal out of everything.

ManBearPig for instance.

I've been to Cave of the Winds several times.  There's an outcropping in there that's become the traditional place to leave a bobby-pin for ladies seeking love.  Poor rock was buried under a metric ton of rusted bobby-pins back in 2000 when I last visited.


Now thats sad.  If only those women knew about dive bars.
 
2013-03-28 03:27:34 AM

tweek46420: you watch too many movies...I've worked in quite a few kitchens and have NEVER seen anything nefarious done to food


Ahem...\/

Tellingthem: Seriously I've seen some straight out foul things happen. But never to someone who was nice.


And this sirs, is why I do not *ever* send food back, or act like an ass at a restaurant.  Even if I already have my meal, they just might remember me if I ever come back, and I don't want shiat in my food.  It's a simple rule.  Don't piss off people making your food.

Any time I see someone act like a dick to a server or bartender, I just can't help but think they secretly enjoy saliva, or knowing someone is back there rubbing that steak on their ass.
 
2013-03-28 03:31:32 AM
There is farking impossibly autistic, and there is NEVER had its ass kicked.  There is a difference.  You snowflake generator.
 
2013-03-28 03:38:56 AM

ReverendJasen: tweek46420: you watch too many movies...I've worked in quite a few kitchens and have NEVER seen anything nefarious done to food

Ahem...\/

Tellingthem: Seriously I've seen some straight out foul things happen. But never to someone who was nice.I

And this sirs, is why I do not *ever* send food back, or act like an ass at a restaurant.  Even if I already have my meal, they just might remember me if I ever come back, and I don't want shiat in my food.  It's a simple rule.  Don't piss off people making your food.

Any time I see someone act like a dick to a server or bartender, I just can't help but think they secretly enjoy saliva, or knowing someone is back there rubbing that steak on their ass.


I worked at a pizza restaurant in the 90's (fark it, it was Pizza Hut) and had a cop that gave me a speeding ticket on the way to work, he came in to order his FREE pizza.  Brother if you think all he got was saliva or ass rubbed ingredients, I need to remind you that there are public restrooms with crusty shiat under the rims of the toilets that doesn't get scraped off unless there is a use for it.
 
2013-03-28 03:52:29 AM

thisisarepeat: ReverendJasen: tweek46420: you watch too many movies...I've worked in quite a few kitchens and have NEVER seen anything nefarious done to food

Ahem...\/

Tellingthem: Seriously I've seen some straight out foul things happen. But never to someone who was nice.I

And this sirs, is why I do not *ever* send food back, or act like an ass at a restaurant.  Even if I already have my meal, they just might remember me if I ever come back, and I don't want shiat in my food.  It's a simple rule.  Don't piss off people making your food.

Any time I see someone act like a dick to a server or bartender, I just can't help but think they secretly enjoy saliva, or knowing someone is back there rubbing that steak on their ass.

I worked at a pizza restaurant in the 90's (fark it, it was Pizza Hut) and had a cop that gave me a speeding ticket on the way to work, he came in to order his FREE pizza.  Brother if you think all he got was saliva or ass rubbed ingredients, I need to remind you that there are public restrooms with crusty shiat under the rims of the toilets that doesn't get scraped off unless there is a use for it.


Damn...we couldn't give cops anything for free but could give 50% off. And you had to seriously piss off a cop to get him to write you a ticket. But free? You had better be doing 40 over in a school zone and damn near run over a group of nuns pushing some handicapped veterans to get a ticket. At the pizza joint I worked at we had what we called the "5 food groups". spit, snot, ball sweat, ass sweat, and cum. I only saw one lady get the full five...that was about the worst thing i've ever seen.
 
2013-03-28 03:52:55 AM

thisisarepeat: BarkingUnicorn: thisisarepeat: BarkingUnicorn: lostcat: "As of Tuesday afternoon, her post received over 130,000 shares, 32,000 comments, and 600,000 likes."

Do you think that if Al Gore had known what we'd be doing with his invention 20 years later he would have gone ahead and invented it anyway?

Yes.  He lives to make a big deal out of everything.

ManBearPig for instance.

I've been to Cave of the Winds several times.  There's an outcropping in there that's become the traditional place to leave a bobby-pin for ladies seeking love.  Poor rock was buried under a metric ton of rusted bobby-pins back in 2000 when I last visited.

Now thats sad.  If only those women knew about dive bars.


The ladies I saw dropping bobby-pins were on middle-school field trips. :-)
 
2013-03-28 03:53:14 AM
It's kind of sad that acts of kindness which are really not that big a deal and should be commonplace, are actual news.
 
2013-03-28 03:53:56 AM
I worked at Pizza Hut for a short time in the 90's too.  I can see how he wouldn't have noticed toilet crusties on it.
 
2013-03-28 03:55:48 AM

bikkurikun: It's kind of sad that acts of kindness which are really not that big a deal and should be commonplace, are actual news.


News media are the stages for morality plays.
 
2013-03-28 04:15:47 AM

thisisarepeat: Abacus9: stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!

She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.

Maybe if they wouldn't act retarded we would take you seriously.


They don't all exhibit the same symptoms, you know.
 
2013-03-28 04:22:47 AM

Infernalist: Morning Coffee: Infernalist: I don't know what good we're actually doing for these kids, teaching them that they can expect the world to conform to their specified routines in public.

Eventually, they're going to run into a situation where they're going to be faced with people who simply don't give a fark about their autistic needs.  Learning to adapt to change is a necessity of life and simply letting these kids have their way well into adulthood so as to avoid rage fits isn't going to be good for the kids or the public in general.

And please don't say that autistic kids can't adapt to change.  They can, they just don't like to do it.

So I take it that you never ask for "everything but pickles" on your burger? You always order your food exactly as it's described on the menu, no special orders at all?

Precious.

Oh, I do, quite often.  But when I get pickles on my burger, I don't freak out.  I pick them off and tip less.

I adapt.


So, do you tip less if the waitress puts in the order correctly, but kitchen screwed up.
 
2013-03-28 04:35:27 AM

Abacus9: thisisarepeat: Abacus9: stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!

She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.

Maybe if they wouldn't act retarded we would take you seriously.

They don't all exhibit the same symptoms, you know.


Yeah, that was incredibly farked up.  I don't know what I was thinking.  I am sincerely sorry, and incredibly ashamed.
 
2013-03-28 04:58:35 AM

thisisarepeat: Abacus9: thisisarepeat: Abacus9: stirfrybry:  GAT_00: Is this news or free advertising for a national chain?

Step 1: Spot retarded child;
Step 2: Cut tard's buger in half
Step 3: PROFIT!

She wasn't retarded, she was autistic. Maybe you'd know the difference if YOU weren't retarded.

Maybe if they wouldn't act retarded we would take you seriously.

They don't all exhibit the same symptoms, you know.

Yeah, that was incredibly farked up.  I don't know what I was thinking.  I am sincerely sorry, and incredibly ashamed.


Now you're the one acting retarded. Lawlz.
 
2013-03-28 05:04:55 AM

mithras_angel: ReapTheChaos: Theaetetus: What kind of dickhead cuts someone's burger in half without asking them? A dickhead that deserves to pay for another burger out of pocket, that's who.

That was my first thought, who cuts a burger in half?

Someone who thinks they're doing a kid a favor, because they think the kid won't be able to pick up the entire burger all at once.


This, of course, is obvious to everyone. But this is Fark, so the cries of faux outrage and fast-food snobbery (!) have risen to a fever pitch. "OMFG! The child's cheap-ass burger won't have the requisite moisture and delicate texture of a proper blend of ground beef, lamb, and pork as she pokes at it with her straw and plays with the ketchup packets! Whatever will we do! I must faint now."

What a sweet photo of that little girl, though. Gave me the warm fuzzies.
 
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