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(CNSNews)   Latest US venereal disease statistics are nothing to clap about   ( divider line
    More: Sad, United States, National Center for Education Statistics, doses, hepatitis B, statistics, HIV  
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6114 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2013 at 9:19 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-27 06:05:32 PM  
4 votes:
Quit crabbin' about it you drip.
2013-03-27 09:44:07 PM  
2 votes:
I haven't had sex since 2008 and since then I've tested negative for anything they test for. If there are any Farkettes in the 859 area code with an ounce of pity my email address is in my profile. Besides that I've had a vasectomy and I have plenty of Viagra and condoms. You have nothing to lose except your lunch!
2013-03-27 09:28:14 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-27 10:11:20 PM  
1 vote:

anfrind: fusillade762: TotallyHeadless: fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.

The was data from 2008, so this is a Bush dig I guess.

Oh, my bad. So why make the comparison? It seemed like they were trying to make a political point.

Because facts have never stopped CNS or any other ring-wing "news" outlet from slamming Obama at every opportunity.

At least they rejected the first headline: Look to your left.  Now look to your right.  Obama gave one of you three the clap.
2013-03-27 10:00:02 PM  
1 vote:
Anthem for all those GIs who served a tour in Korea:

Don't know why
Every time I pee I cry

I caught the clap in South Korea

I'm drippin' all of the time
2013-03-27 09:43:43 PM  
1 vote:
I have been using the most effective method of abstinence available: being ugly.
2013-03-27 09:36:15 PM  
1 vote:
They stopped building real STIs in 2007. :-(
2013-03-27 09:32:38 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: Shrinkwrap: 110 million VDs?  There's 350 million many of these people are repeat offenders?

An awful lot more people than you think have some version of herpes or HPV.

Luckily, my Getting Laid Risk (GLR) is currently at a safe zero percent.
2013-03-27 07:43:01 PM  
1 vote:
It's almost like years of conservative policies banning sex education have had an effect.
2013-03-27 06:09:07 PM  
1 vote:

R.A.Danny: Quit crabbin' about it you drip.
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