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(CNSNews)   Latest US venereal disease statistics are nothing to clap about   (cnsnews.com) divider line 70
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2013-03-27 10:48:25 PM  
The beautiful fruits of a culture of promiscuity. Epic work, myth of "safe" sex.
 
2013-03-27 10:49:52 PM  

Mugato: Hey, being a skinny twerp who doesn't get laid has its advantages.

/no, it actually doesn't




Yep, zero STD risk here as well. And many members of my family live into their 80's. A long, miserable life, yay for me.
 
2013-03-27 10:50:29 PM  
Gay rights did this.
 
2013-03-27 10:51:39 PM  

studebaker hoch: Maker's found a good way to raise their price and have people say TAKE MY MONEY at the same time.

/ Like any distiller on the freakin planet would ever water down their whiskey.

// Your local club will take care of watering it down for ya.


Studebaker Hoch....yeaaaaaah!!
 
2013-03-27 10:51:40 PM  
Wait a minute. A third of this fricking country has an STI?

And I grew up in the '80s. And had a pretty good period of sluttishness in the '90s and some not-so-picky, not-so-faithful now-ex-boyfriends. And I've NEVER had an STI.

Yeah, okay, that's compelling proof that a supernatural being of some form exists that is actually looking out for me.
 
2013-03-27 10:58:50 PM  

Peki: Wait a minute. A third of this fricking country has an STI?

And I grew up in the '80s. And had a pretty good period of sluttishness in the '90s and some not-so-picky, not-so-faithful now-ex-boyfriends. And I've NEVER had an STI.

Yeah, okay, that's compelling proof that a supernatural being of some form exists that is actually looking out for me.


HOW YOU DOIN?
 
2013-03-27 11:05:32 PM  
Wow, that's a really shiatty article using five-year-old data.  Oh wait, CNS?  Dammit.
 
2013-03-27 11:37:16 PM  

You Must Construct Additional Pylons.: Gay rights did this.


If TFA's comments are to be believed. A natural consequence of America's declining moral values.
 
2013-03-27 11:59:31 PM  
why does it burn when i pee?
 
2013-03-28 12:38:49 AM  

fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.


It doesn't mean anything political.  Just means people are having sex more often than graduate or work.  Go USA.
 
2013-03-28 01:20:39 AM  

wslush: fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.

It doesn't mean anything political.  Just means people are having sex more often than graduate or work.  Go USA.


So getting laid is easier than getting a job or graduating college? Who knew??
 
2013-03-28 01:40:39 AM  
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You're all infected.
 
2013-03-28 01:40:59 AM  

fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.


awe hells naw! THIS is the Bush economy mother farker.... or are you finally moving on like a rational person?
 
2013-03-28 03:25:30 AM  

angrymacface: Rhino_man: angrymacface: The One True TheDavid: By the way, I miss Heaven Hill 10 year old 100 proof bourbon. The 6 year old is okay and good for the price but that's about it.

And I still have lots of Viagra & condoms and I can prove you won't get pregnant or catch anything fatal. I might even buy some decent whiskey to share with the proper motivation. But if so it'll have to go like this: you get drunk (you'll need to), then we rut like bunnies, then I get drunk to celebrate. While you curl up in the corner and contemplate suicide because of how low you've fallen, no doubt.

Did I mention I've been drinking?

Please excuse me.

This sounds intriguing.

If that's the sort of thing that makes you go, all I have to say is "yikes."

/yeah, I read your profile
//we look for things.

*waggles eyebrows*


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2013-03-28 06:48:54 AM  

King Something: make me some tea: GAT_00: It's almost like years of conservative policies banning sex education have had an effect.


It's almost like years of sex Ed classes in public schools has had the opposite effect.
 
2013-03-28 07:10:24 AM  
Standing ovation! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!
 
2013-03-28 08:57:53 AM  

jaybeezey: It's almost like years of sex Ed classes in public schools has had the opposite effect.


Its almost like sex feels better without a condom
 
2013-03-28 09:17:08 AM  
I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
 
2013-03-28 11:36:13 AM  
Farxist Marxist

Are crabs counted as an STD? I thought the incidence of crabs was what down because of all the shaved beaver around these days. Mmmmm....shaved beaver.

Crabs don't count as an infection.  They are the least of your worries.


You Must Construct Additional Pylons.

Gay rights did this.

Straight kids boinking like the gays in the 70's did this.
 
2013-03-28 02:54:58 PM  
Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

LOL. Should have just copied and pasted this, submitter.
 
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