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2013-03-27 06:05:32 PM
Quit crabbin' about it you drip.
 
2013-03-27 06:09:07 PM

R.A.Danny: Quit crabbin' about it you drip.


www.dancininanson.netwww.dancininanson.net
 
2013-03-27 06:40:05 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: R.A.Danny: Quit crabbin' about it you drip.

[www.dancininanson.net image 425x284][www.dancininanson.net image 425x284]


You posted twice, so I don't have to.
Lazy people like me appreciate hard workers like you.
 
2013-03-27 06:42:19 PM
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jehovahs witness protection: You posted twice, so I don't have to.
Lazy people like me appreciate hard workers like you.


Where do I send my bill?
 
2013-03-27 06:48:07 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: \jehovahs witness protection: You posted twice, so I don't have to.
Lazy people like me appreciate hard workers like you.

Where do I send my bill?


Hell, I added you to favorites. Isn't that enough?
 
2013-03-27 07:43:01 PM
It's almost like years of conservative policies banning sex education have had an effect.
 
2013-03-27 08:15:57 PM

GAT_00: It's almost like years of conservative policies banning sex education have had an effect.

 
2013-03-27 08:39:32 PM

make me some tea: GAT_00: It's almost like years of conservative policies banning sex education have had an effect.

 
2013-03-27 08:56:41 PM
Hey, being a skinny twerp who doesn't get laid has its advantages.

/no, it actually doesn't
 
2013-03-27 09:23:01 PM
We laugh at fatties and smokers for the consequences of their choices, so...
i88.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 09:27:37 PM
What does this have to do with Farkers?
 
2013-03-27 09:28:14 PM
www.hivstdtesting.net
 
2013-03-27 09:28:18 PM
110 million VDs?  There's 350 million Americans...how many of these people are repeat offenders?
 
2013-03-27 09:29:28 PM
The vast majority are HPV.  Which is good, because it isn't as if we now have an HPV vaccine.  Oh, wait.
 
2013-03-27 09:30:29 PM

Shrinkwrap: 110 million VDs?  There's 350 million Americans...how many of these people are repeat offenders?


An awful lot more people than you think have some version of herpes or HPV.
 
2013-03-27 09:31:08 PM
CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.
 
2013-03-27 09:31:42 PM
OTP.

I keep my Johnson in impeccable order.

See to your Sallys'.
 
2013-03-27 09:32:38 PM

GAT_00: Shrinkwrap: 110 million VDs?  There's 350 million Americans...how many of these people are repeat offenders?

An awful lot more people than you think have some version of herpes or HPV.


Luckily, my Getting Laid Risk (GLR) is currently at a safe zero percent.
 
2013-03-27 09:32:39 PM

fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.


The was data from 2008, so this is a Bush dig I guess.
 
2013-03-27 09:36:15 PM
They stopped building real STIs in 2007. :-(
 
2013-03-27 09:36:42 PM

TotallyHeadless: fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.

The was data from 2008, so this is a Bush dig I guess.


Oh, my bad. So why make the comparison? It seemed like they were trying to make a political point.
 
2013-03-27 09:38:42 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: They stopped building real STIs in 2007. :-(


You. I like you.
 
2013-03-27 09:39:37 PM

fusillade762: TotallyHeadless: fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.

The was data from 2008, so this is a Bush dig I guess.

Oh, my bad. So why make the comparison? It seemed like they were trying to make a political point.


Because facts have never stopped CNS or any other ring-wing "news" outlet from slamming Obama at every opportunity.
 
2013-03-27 09:39:48 PM

kiwimoogle84: AverageAmericanGuy: They stopped building real STIs in 2007. :-(

You. I like you.


You're pretty awesome too.
 
2013-03-27 09:43:43 PM
I have been using the most effective method of abstinence available: being ugly.
 
2013-03-27 09:44:06 PM
I fail to see the relevance. People are having sex.
 
2013-03-27 09:44:07 PM
I haven't had sex since 2008 and since then I've tested negative for anything they test for. If there are any Farkettes in the 859 area code with an ounce of pity my email address is in my profile. Besides that I've had a vasectomy and I have plenty of Viagra and condoms. You have nothing to lose except your lunch!
 
2013-03-27 09:45:38 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:

I have been using the most effective method of abstinence available: being ugly.

HA. I'm also old, chubby, broke and nuts.

But I do have lots of Viagra and condoms!!!
 
2013-03-27 09:47:10 PM
It burns when you read VD statistics.
 
2013-03-27 09:49:06 PM

Shrinkwrap: GAT_00: Shrinkwrap: 110 million VDs?  There's 350 million Americans...how many of these people are repeat offenders?

An awful lot more people than you think have some version of herpes or HPV.

Luckily, my Getting Laid Risk (GLR) is currently at a safe zero percent.


I got tested for mono today, which I was unfortunately 100% positive that I had not acquired.  Sad and funny at the same time.

My throat has been killing me, and so I went to the campus clinic to make sure it wasn't strep.  I'm pretty sure they tested for mono as a matter of course, but still.
 
2013-03-27 09:52:23 PM

anfrind: fusillade762: TotallyHeadless: fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.

The was data from 2008, so this is a Bush dig I guess.

Oh, my bad. So why make the comparison? It seemed like they were trying to make a political point.

Because facts have never stopped CNS or any other ring-wing "news" outlet from slamming Obama at every opportunity.


From TFA's comments (seriously, don't go there unless you want to lose your faith in humanity):


Truly a measurement of our Moral Decay

Another Obama Milestone


--------

This one is the best, though:

Half of these infections are likely from weaponized forms of these diseases released from govt labs. Los Alamos likes to release germs and watch for doctor reports to come in.
 
2013-03-27 09:53:39 PM
By the way, I miss Heaven Hill 10 year old 100 proof bourbon. The 6 year old is okay and good for the price but that's about it.

And I still have lots of Viagra & condoms and I can prove you won't get pregnant or catch anything fatal. I might even buy some decent whiskey to share with the proper motivation. But if so it'll have to go like this: you get drunk (you'll need to), then we rut like bunnies, then I get drunk to celebrate. While you curl up in the corner and contemplate suicide because of how low you've fallen, no doubt.

Did I mention I've been drinking?

Please excuse me.
 
2013-03-27 09:59:17 PM

The One True TheDavid: By the way, I miss Heaven Hill 10 year old 100 proof bourbon. The 6 year old is okay and good for the price but that's about it.

And I still have lots of Viagra & condoms and I can prove you won't get pregnant or catch anything fatal. I might even buy some decent whiskey to share with the proper motivation. But if so it'll have to go like this: you get drunk (you'll need to), then we rut like bunnies, then I get drunk to celebrate. While you curl up in the corner and contemplate suicide because of how low you've fallen, no doubt.

Did I mention I've been drinking?

Please excuse me.


This sounds intriguing.
 
2013-03-27 09:59:17 PM
This re-affirms my plan to have mandatory STD testing for everyone. Post the results online. This way, we can avoid the filthy and still have fun.
 
2013-03-27 10:00:02 PM
Anthem for all those GIs who served a tour in Korea:

Don't know why
Every time I pee I cry
Gonorrhea

I caught the clap in South Korea

I'm drippin' all of the time
 
2013-03-27 10:00:40 PM
1)  CNS getting herpy on a herpes story.  Heh.
2)  It appears that many farkers are just boiling pots of testosterone, semen and rage, just waiting for their chance to spin the wheel in the game of "Will I Catch Something Tonight?"
 
2013-03-27 10:02:41 PM

angrymacface: The One True TheDavid: By the way, I miss Heaven Hill 10 year old 100 proof bourbon. The 6 year old is okay and good for the price but that's about it.

And I still have lots of Viagra & condoms and I can prove you won't get pregnant or catch anything fatal. I might even buy some decent whiskey to share with the proper motivation. But if so it'll have to go like this: you get drunk (you'll need to), then we rut like bunnies, then I get drunk to celebrate. While you curl up in the corner and contemplate suicide because of how low you've fallen, no doubt.

Did I mention I've been drinking?

Please excuse me.

This sounds intriguing.


If that's the sort of thing that makes you go, all I have to say is "yikes."

/yeah, I read your profile
//we look for things.
 
2013-03-27 10:04:52 PM

fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.


A Bush dig...this stat is for 2008...
 
2013-03-27 10:11:20 PM

anfrind: fusillade762: TotallyHeadless: fusillade762: CDC: 110,197,000 Venereal Infections in U.S.; Nation Creating New STIs Faster Than New Jobs or College Grads

An Obama dig straight out of the gate. Nice.

The was data from 2008, so this is a Bush dig I guess.

Oh, my bad. So why make the comparison? It seemed like they were trying to make a political point.

Because facts have never stopped CNS or any other ring-wing "news" outlet from slamming Obama at every opportunity.


At least they rejected the first headline: Look to your left.  Now look to your right.  Obama gave one of you three the clap.
 
2013-03-27 10:12:47 PM

GAT_00: It's almost like years of conservative policies banning sex education have had an effect.


yea like promoting everything with sex had nothing to do with it.
 
2013-03-27 10:17:56 PM

Prey4reign: Anthem for all those GIs who served a tour in Korea:

Don't know why
Every time I pee I cry
Gonorrhea

I caught the clap in South Korea

I'm drippin' all of the time


Funny you mention Korea. 1/2 my unit caught the clap there on their units. I didn't get to go on that deployment, I'm disappointed because I could have pushed the number over 50%.
 
2013-03-27 10:22:02 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: They stopped building real STIs in 2007. :-(


No...just no.

kiwimoogle84:
AverageAmericanGuy: They stopped building real STIs in 2007. :-(

You. I like you.


Don't encourage him.

/2010 WRX & 2013 WRX
 
2013-03-27 10:25:01 PM

Rhino_man: angrymacface: The One True TheDavid: By the way, I miss Heaven Hill 10 year old 100 proof bourbon. The 6 year old is okay and good for the price but that's about it.

And I still have lots of Viagra & condoms and I can prove you won't get pregnant or catch anything fatal. I might even buy some decent whiskey to share with the proper motivation. But if so it'll have to go like this: you get drunk (you'll need to), then we rut like bunnies, then I get drunk to celebrate. While you curl up in the corner and contemplate suicide because of how low you've fallen, no doubt.

Did I mention I've been drinking?

Please excuse me.

This sounds intriguing.

If that's the sort of thing that makes you go, all I have to say is "yikes."

/yeah, I read your profile
//we look for things.


*waggles eyebrows*
 
2013-03-27 10:26:52 PM

Prey4reign: Anthem for all those GIs who served a tour in Korea:

Don't know why
Every time I pee I cry
Gonorrhea

I caught the clap in South Korea

I'm drippin' all of the time


Right around the time I came onto base in Djibouti in 2005, there was an Army reserve unit from Guam rotating back home; where as per SOP, they had a physical checkup, which included HIV tests.

Half of the unit came up positive; something like 50 guys.  As best could be determined, they were engaged in frequent gangbangs with some of the local talent.

When the word got back to Djibouti about that, the entire base had to head down to medical to get blood drawn and we all had to sit down for some nice informative classes on how any woman that spoke to an American in a bar was a had 9 different diseases Ajax couldn't scrub off your dick, and was almost certainly a sex slave / prostitute.  Due to that last bit, anyone caught hiring such a lady of the evening would not be NJP'ed for soliciting or breaking the no sex in a combat zone regulation; but instead under some federal law dating back to before the civil was relating to slavery.  Doing a week in the brig for hiring a hooker is one thing; doing a few years in a military prison for being a slaveowner is quite another thing entirely.
 
2013-03-27 10:27:26 PM

The One True TheDavid: I miss Heaven Hill 10 year old 100 proof bourbon.


They've apparently diluted the 10-year from 50% to 43% (Makers Mark also dilutes their bourbon nowadays because of demand)
http://www.shopritewines.com/vsku1004555.html

/Nobody drinks the 100 proof anymore because it's too popular.
 
2013-03-27 10:29:59 PM

rkiller1: The One True TheDavid: I miss Heaven Hill 10 year old 100 proof bourbon.

They've apparently diluted the 10-year from 50% to 43% (Makers Mark also dilutes their bourbon nowadays because of demand)
http://www.shopritewines.com/vsku1004555.html

/Nobody drinks the 100 proof anymore because it's too popular.


Makers doesn't dilute.   They were going to and there was such an outcry that they nixed that plan.
 
2013-03-27 10:33:05 PM

Girion47: Makers doesn't dilute. They were going to and there was such an outcry that they nixed that plan.


What?  NPR lied to me?  Right-wings bastages.
 
2013-03-27 10:36:11 PM

Karac: Prey4reign: Anthem for all those GIs who served a tour in Korea:

Don't know why
Every time I pee I cry
Gonorrhea

I caught the clap in South Korea

I'm drippin' all of the time

Right around the time I came onto base in Djibouti in 2005, there was an Army reserve unit from Guam rotating back home; where as per SOP, they had a physical checkup, which included HIV tests.

Half of the unit came up positive; something like 50 guys.  As best could be determined, they were engaged in frequent gangbangs with some of the local talent.

When the word got back to Djibouti about that, the entire base had to head down to medical to get blood drawn and we all had to sit down for some nice informative classes on how any woman that spoke to an American in a bar was a had 9 different diseases Ajax couldn't scrub off your dick, and was almost certainly a sex slave / prostitute.  Due to that last bit, anyone caught hiring such a lady of the evening would not be NJP'ed for soliciting or breaking the no sex in a combat zone regulation; but instead under some federal law dating back to before the civil was relating to slavery.  Doing a week in the brig for hiring a hooker is one thing; doing a few years in a military prison for being a slaveowner is quite another thing entirely.


Oh my gawd.
 
2013-03-27 10:37:35 PM
Maker's found a good way to raise their price and have people say TAKE MY MONEY at the same time.

/ Like any distiller on the freakin planet would ever water down their whiskey.

// Your local club will take care of watering it down for ya.
 
2013-03-27 10:45:28 PM
Are crabs counted as an STD? I thought the incidence of crabs was what down because of all the shaved beaver around these days. Mmmmm....shaved beaver.
 
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