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(The Sun)   A dinner at McDonald's and a romp in the loo? Sounds like a cheap date   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 46
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2013-03-27 08:22:28 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
 
2013-03-27 08:24:26 PM
Seen fleeing the scene.
 
2013-03-27 08:24:28 PM
All with a Happy Meal ending
 
2013-03-27 08:27:01 PM
The bathroom is no place for a phallus of fish sandwich
 
2013-03-27 08:27:36 PM
FTFA:  Shocked mums walked into the ladies' loo with their kids only to find a man and woman having sex on the floor at around 5.30pm.
The mother added: "They should be absolutely disgusted with themselves, doing it in McDonald's of all places."


If they're having sex on the floor of a public restroom (BLECH!), I'm sure being at a McDonald's doesn't even enter the equation.

/They must've ordered one hell of a Happy Meal.
 
2013-03-27 08:30:55 PM
"They should be named and shamed. It's a disgrace."
The mother, who wants to remain anonymous...


Lulz.
 
2013-03-27 08:31:52 PM
You would think the couple had sex in her vagina.

Da dum tsssshhh!
 
2013-03-27 08:31:55 PM
One McNookie with squeeze cheese, please.
 
2013-03-27 08:32:34 PM
What is a night out for a drunken Mischa Barton, Alex?

/slinks out of thread
 
2013-03-27 08:32:36 PM
FTA:
The mother added: "They should be absolutely disgusted with themselves, doing it in McDonald's of all places.
"It's a kids' restaurant for heaven's sake! If it had been an adult restaurant it wouldn't have been so bad.

R
eally, it wouldn't have been so bad?
 
2013-03-27 08:34:16 PM
something something special sauce

Also glad this got done in one.
 
2013-03-27 08:40:34 PM

Hoopy Frood: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


Hoopy beat me to it, but I'm still going with mine:

According to Websters.com, the British to American translation of "A dinner at McDonald's and a romp in the loo." is actually "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."
 
2013-03-27 08:41:02 PM
I used to have to clean McDonald's sinks (a professional cleaning crew cleaned the rest of the bathroom) . . . people somehow manage to do much grosser things than have sex in McDonald's bathrooms.

/I understand the concept of explosive diarrhea. I just don't understand the angle of it in some cases.
 
2013-03-27 08:46:38 PM
Sorry but I got distracted by Naked Sam.
 
2013-03-27 08:50:56 PM
FTA: A McDonald's spokesman said: "We can confirm that a couple were found behaving inappropriately in our toilets.

I lol'd
 
2013-03-27 08:53:09 PM
I bet he dipped her nipples in chipotle bbq sauce and went crazy on them McTitties.
 
2013-03-27 08:57:07 PM
She told me that they were at it on the floor.

i188.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 08:59:12 PM
Don't be so harsh. That's how I was conceived.
 
2013-03-27 09:00:31 PM

Theory Of Null: I bet he dipped her nipples in chipotle bbq sauce and went crazy on them McTitties.


Until she kicked him in the McNuggets.
 
2013-03-27 09:00:52 PM
umm, you want fries with that?
 
2013-03-27 09:01:00 PM
Maybe they were hoping to invent some bizzare new STD, splicing what they already had with the unspeakable filth on the floor of the McShiatter.
 
2013-03-27 09:07:03 PM
Over in one.

But in other good news, everyone, The Sun's going to be implementing a paywall soon, so will be ineligible for submission to Fark.

Don't think the MailOnline has any plans to do so at the mo.

Unfortunately.
 
2013-03-27 09:07:09 PM
There is a McDonald's in downtown Pittsburgh where a heroin addict OD'd and died in the bathroom. That particular downtown McDonald's isn't even the "bad" one.

/The real "bad" one is now closed.
//Went there once and thought I wouldn't leave there alive.
///Just don't go to McDonald's in downtown Pittsburgh, it's not worth it.
 
2013-03-27 09:07:34 PM
robble-robble
 
2013-03-27 09:11:18 PM

Tak the Hideous New Girl: There is a McDonald's in downtown Pittsburgh where a heroin addict OD'd and died in the bathroom.


Yeah, but that could probably said of every dining establishment in downtown Pittsburgh.
 
2013-03-27 09:14:56 PM

Tak the Hideous New Girl: There is a McDonald's in downtown Pittsburgh where a heroin addict OD'd and died in the bathroom. That particular downtown McDonald's isn't even the "bad" one.

/The real "bad" one is now closed.
//Went there once and thought I wouldn't leave there alive.
///Just don't go to McDonald's in downtown Pittsburgh, it's not worth it.


They tried to warn you with the name.  They named their city "our town is the pits" and you expected it to be a nice place?
 
2013-03-27 09:16:59 PM
Questions:  Were they a couple, or was this guy with a prostitute?  Is this McDonald's the exception to the disgusting conditions of all McDonald's bathrooms?  Were they on extasy?  Was this woman just released from a long prison sentence?  So many questions.......
 
2013-03-27 09:27:20 PM

Bossk'sSegway: You would think the couple had sex in her vagina.

Da dum tsssshhh!


"That'd be in the butt, Bob..."
 
2013-03-27 09:28:17 PM

Caffandtranqs: Questions:  Were they a couple, or was this guy with a prostitute?  Is this McDonald's the exception to the disgusting conditions of all McDonald's bathrooms?  Were they on extasy?  Was this woman just released from a long prison sentence?  So many questions.......


Actually, only one: WTF???
 
2013-03-27 09:29:50 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Caffandtranqs: Questions:  Were they a couple, or was this guy with a prostitute?  Is this McDonald's the exception to the disgusting conditions of all McDonald's bathrooms?  Were they on extasy?  Was this woman just released from a long prison sentence?  So many questions.......

Actually, only one: WTF???


Hahahaha!  True!
 
2013-03-27 09:30:07 PM

Caffandtranqs: Questions:  Were they a couple, or was this guy with a prostitute?  Is this McDonald's the exception to the disgusting conditions of all McDonald's bathrooms?  Were they on extasy?  Was this woman just released from a long prison sentence?  So many questions.......


not really a fan of farking on exstacy myself, but your right, any one of those things would make a bit more sense
 
2013-03-27 09:34:19 PM
www.cauwi.com
 
2013-03-27 09:38:54 PM
Cheap Date? Financially? Initially-maybe. But the lingering effects could cost a fortune. Thank goodness for free clinics.

You know, for these two.

Also a +1 for the Humpty Dance reference
 
2013-03-27 09:52:38 PM
Wendy's dumpster...
 
2013-03-27 09:56:46 PM
A pic of the happy couple

i132.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 10:01:13 PM
"Shocked mums walked into the ladies' loo"

Well there's your problem.  You use the men's washroom to bang chicks.
Cause if other guys walk in, they'll react very differently than uptight moms with kids...

i1265.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 10:03:55 PM

iron de havilland: Over in one.

But in other good news, everyone, The Sun's going to be implementing a paywall soon, so will be ineligible for submission to Fark.

Don't think the MailOnline has any plans to do so at the mo.

Unfortunately.


The NYtimes has had a paywall for a bit and it still gets greenlit here.
 
2013-03-27 10:08:11 PM
Wonder if they wanted fries with that.

And WTF is up with this woman?

A 42-year-old mother-of-two said: "People had gone in and started coming back from the toilet with a horrified look on their faces.  My daughter then went herself. She told me that they were at it on the floor. "


You didn't ask about the horrified faces before letting your daughter go in there?
 
2013-03-27 10:09:54 PM
I am somewhat okay with this.  I would rather have a romp in a loo, as oppose to a Lou in my rump.

/ Just a personal preference.
 
2013-03-27 10:16:13 PM
Did this happen in Chicago? Because a mom is suing McD's after her 2 yr old ate a used condom he found in the play area.
 
2013-03-27 10:19:33 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FTA:
The mother added: "They should be absolutely disgusted with themselves, doing it in McDonald's of all places.
"It's a kids' restaurant for heaven's sake! If it had been an adult restaurant it wouldn't have been so bad.

Really, it wouldn't have been so bad?


Well, the floor probably would have been cleaner.
 
2013-03-27 10:24:30 PM
s.ecrater.com
Vegetable Personal Lubricant
 
2013-03-27 10:38:52 PM
Just don't let her order too high off the menu.

Direct her to the McDoubles, you get more beef detritus for the buck.
 
2013-03-27 11:04:35 PM

Rufus Lee King: Sounds like a typical "chav date".


I had to explain to an English yuth today what a chav and what a yob was at the office in NYC this morning.

/kids today
 
2013-03-28 12:23:05 AM
Hatfield Galleria is actually relatively classy, as far as shopping centres go... It is also right next to Hertfordshire Uni, but the perps sound too old to be students.
 
2013-03-28 07:56:55 AM
At least they didnt do it in the ball pit, I heard those places are petrie dishes of bacteria
 
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