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(KKTV Colorado Springs)   "Strip for me." Hebrews 12:1   (kktv.com) divider line 65
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2013-03-28 06:12:02 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: "...and the lion unwrapped the Lambskin."


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2013-03-28 06:55:41 AM
Whoa. That's... that's really stretching your interpretations.

The club should respond by ramping up its usage of naughty-nun costumes.
 
2013-03-28 07:22:24 AM
Hebrews?
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I'll have a few
 
2013-03-28 07:26:47 AM

thisiszombocom: FARK rebel soldier: meat0918: Dahnkster: Anybody have the original to that.

Do you have the original of that bottom pic?

Thanks in advance.

NSFW obviously. You're welcome.

thats a new one.  i fapped larfed


strike "l" add "b"
 
2013-03-28 08:01:58 AM

Danger Avoid Death: If there were strippers in church, I'd go every day.


Michael Valentine Smith approves.
 
2013-03-28 08:08:26 AM
I really like the quote which says: "---give strong drink to those who are perishing, and wine to those who are in anguish, and let them drink and suffer no more."  But I disremember which chapter and verse it comes from; any Farkers know their Bible better than me?
 
2013-03-28 08:13:12 AM
Never mind, I found it; it's Proverbs 31:6.
 
2013-03-28 09:59:37 AM

Gordon Bennett: Call me a goody two shoes, but I am willing to stand and deliver them unto Jesus. We Christians must be bold,  become kings of the wild frontier, strong in manners and physique, unafraid to face the antics in the dog eat dog world of the unbeliever to bring salvation to friend and foe alike.

On the continent I have preached to them all, the young Parisians and  Deutscher girls, unafraid to deal with the rough stuff to bring the message that Jesus came back as a cool zombie. I try to keep it light at first, perhaps a bit desperate but not serious, willing to help with cartrouble or unhappiness, to show that there is room at the top in Heaven for all. it feels so wonderful to share the joy, it's gotta be a sin, but there is always forgiveness for Jesus is love and you can't set rules about love.


Adam Ant?
 
2013-03-28 11:02:25 AM

olddinosaur: Never mind, I found it; it's Proverbs 31:6.


6 and 7.

Yep. The bible tells you to drown your sorrows.

6Give strong drink to him who is about to die, and wine to him whose life is full of trouble. 7Let him drink and forget how poor he is, and remember his trouble no more.
 
2013-03-28 11:06:07 AM

phyrkrakr: Gordon Bennett: Call me a goody two shoes, but I am willing to stand and deliver them unto Jesus. We Christians must be bold,  become kings of the wild frontier, strong in manners and physique, unafraid to face the antics in the dog eat dog world of the unbeliever to bring salvation to friend and foe alike.

On the continent I have preached to them all, the young Parisians and  Deutscher girls, unafraid to deal with the rough stuff to bring the message that Jesus came back as a cool zombie. I try to keep it light at first, perhaps a bit desperate but not serious, willing to help with cartrouble or unhappiness, to show that there is room at the top in Heaven for all. it feels so wonderful to share the joy, it's gotta be a sin, but there is always forgiveness for Jesus is love and you can't set rules about love.

Adam Ant?


We have a winner!
 
2013-03-28 01:55:27 PM
I've studied Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew for 32 years. That's not what the original says. The original says "Cheeseburgers for everyone"
 
2013-03-28 05:25:24 PM

unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us


"....then anoint my head with the oil of gladness.'
 
2013-03-28 05:31:05 PM
Wasn't that the club where St. Victor was martyred?
 
2013-03-28 05:46:03 PM

HortusMatris: "As she stood behind him at his feet weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears. Then she wiped them with her hair, kissed them and poured perfume on them."
--Luke 7:38

Yup, sounds like Jesus was a kinky bastard to me.


Nah, He just hung out with some disreputable types.  The authorities of the day were always giving Him a hard time about it.
 
2013-03-29 01:28:04 PM

2wolves: Danger Avoid Death: If there were strippers in church, I'd go every day.

Michael Valentine Smith approves.


I grok.
 
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