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2013-03-27 08:13:02 PM  
Shouldn't they have placed the sign close to a grade school?
 
2013-03-27 11:37:59 PM  
I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us
 
2013-03-27 11:38:51 PM  
"Reaction has been mixed, one resident thought it was an ad for the strip club. Another said it's a good way to get people to think."

If people were thinking in the first place, religion wouldn't be involved at all.
 
2013-03-27 11:39:29 PM  

unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us


So it's more of an encouragement for streaking then?
 
2013-03-27 11:40:39 PM  

unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us


How about you read that again and stop at the word "everything".
 
2013-03-27 11:44:05 PM  
Now, I am no fan of religion, but damn that's hilarious.  10/10 for trolling, churchies.

/Now they just need to get one of their pastors to get a long wig, put on a white robe, and sit in pervert's row.
 
2013-03-27 11:45:38 PM  

unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us


Well, clearly they're not using King James.
Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,
 
2013-03-27 11:46:47 PM  
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2013-03-27 11:47:38 PM  
i.imgur.com

/dnrtfa - just wanted to use this
 
2013-03-27 11:47:48 PM  
if you're in charge of a house of worship you should be out trying to grow the flock. aside from Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on the door i only had a preacher stop by my house once in my life to let me know of his church and to invite me to service. it turned out he was at the wrong address.
 
2013-03-27 11:57:18 PM  
We're just following ancient history...

www.moosedenied.com
 
2013-03-27 11:59:24 PM  

Hickory-smoked: We're just following ancient history...

[www.moosedenied.com image 258x254]


Came for; satisfied.
 
2013-03-28 12:03:21 AM  

Canton: unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us

Well, clearly they're not using King James.
Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,


New Living Translation

Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a huge crowd of witnesses to the life of faith, let us strip off every weight that slows us down, especially the sin that so easily trips us up. And let us run with endurance the race God has set before us.

http://bible.cc/hebrews/12-1.htm
 
2013-03-28 12:05:35 AM  
"...and the lion unwrapped the Lambskin."
 
2013-03-28 12:05:42 AM  

unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us


It says "NLT" next to the quote.  That's "New Living Translation."

Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a huge crowd of witnesses to the life of faith, let us strip off every weight that slows us down, especially the sin that so easily hinders our progress. And let us run with endurance the race that God has set before us.

Not an exact quote, but it does talk about stripping.
 
2013-03-28 12:06:31 AM  
Let he who is without sin, cast the first bone.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-28 12:07:48 AM  

unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us


Here's the quote from the "New Living Translation" of the Bible, which is the one actually referred to on the billboard:

Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a huge crowd of witnesses to the life of faith, let us strip off every weight that slows us down, especially the sin that so easily trips us up.

It still doesn't say "Strip for me," and it's not a direct quote from Jesus, so I've no idea what these idiots are talking about.
 
2013-03-28 12:08:39 AM  
I imagine most people on their way to the strip club would probably just assume the sign is saying Jesus was coolio with the stripping. So I'm not sure this clever plan is really going to work like they think...
 
2013-03-28 12:12:36 AM  
Obviously, it's relation to scripture has been totally purple monkey dishwashered so can we move past that and start posting pics of Jewish strippers, please?
 
2013-03-28 12:13:55 AM  
"And, lo, she doth removed her blouse, and trousers, and shawl, and earrings, and brassiere, and pantyhose, and garter belts, and ---"

"Skip a little, brother"
 
2013-03-28 12:16:18 AM  
seerockcity.biz
wvtm.images.worldnow.com
i434.photobucket.com
I went to the Rock's Church for the laying on of hands.

Anybody have the original to that.
 
2013-03-28 12:21:36 AM  

Dahnkster: [seerockcity.biz image 350x350]
[wvtm.images.worldnow.com image 600x338]
[i434.photobucket.com image 640x494]
I went to the Rock's Church for the laying on of hands.

Anybody have the original to that.


Do you have the original of that bottom pic?

Thanks in advance.
 
2013-03-28 12:21:45 AM  
22While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, "Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him."


23The owner of the house went outside and said to them, "No, my friends, don't be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don't do this outrageous thing.


24Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, don't do such an outrageous thing."


25But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go.  26At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight.


27When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold.


28He said to her, "Get up; let's go." But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.


29When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel.


30Everyone who saw it was saying to one another, "Such a thing has never been seen or done, not since the day the Israelites came up out of Egypt. Just imagine! We must do something! So speak up!"
 
2013-03-28 12:27:41 AM  

jtown: so can we move past that and start posting pics of Jewish strippers, please?


Jewish strippers only take off their jewelry. How's 'bout a nice Arab girl?
2.bp.blogspot.com
Not only will she put the 'jerka in your burka', but she won't make you cut off your foreskin.
For me, that left an extra inch so I could REALLY disappoint her. During Passover, your bread might not rise, but the semen will be making an exodus for the burning bush if you get my drift.
 
2013-03-28 12:30:57 AM  

meat0918: Dahnkster: Anybody have the original to that.

Do you have the original of that bottom pic?

Thanks in advance.


NSFW obviously. You're welcome.
 
2013-03-28 12:34:41 AM  

Gyrfalcon: unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us

Here's the quote from the "New Living Translation" of the Bible, which is the one actually referred to on the billboard:

Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a huge crowd of witnesses to the life of faith, let us strip off every weight that slows us down, especially the sin that so easily trips us up.

It still doesn't say "Strip for me," and it's not a direct quote from Jesus, so I've no idea what these idiots are talking about.


Is it really that hard for you to grasp?
 
2013-03-28 12:38:56 AM  
I don't think it's going to stop many people from going in the club, but I do like his goal of getting guys to spend their money on their family/kids instead of wasting it at a strip club. I've never understood why guys go to those places, even if you don't tip the strippers much the $20 cover and $8 beers will empty your wallet pretty quick.
 
2013-03-28 12:46:14 AM  
My body is ready...

For you to baptize it.
 
2013-03-28 12:47:26 AM  

ReapTheChaos: It still doesn't say "Strip for me," and it's not a direct quote from Jesus, so I've no idea what these idiots are talking about.

Is it really that hard for you to grasp?


quotation marks shouldnt be used for paraphrases. quotation marks are for verbatim quotes.
 
2013-03-28 12:52:49 AM  
"We strategically picked the strip club because we want the brothers who are walking in and the sisters who are going to work to know God has a greater cause for your life."

Psst!  Hey!  Guess what?

It's not working.
 
2013-03-28 01:07:33 AM  

Dahnkster: Let he who is without sin, cast the first bone.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x750]


Looks like TNA's own Taryn Terrell . Very nice. IMHO worth a google search.

Oh, and yes, the bible says strip. It also says every time a man is forced to masturbate due to a lack of a partner, some women goes to hell. It's in there, trust me.
 
2013-03-28 01:10:29 AM  
I applaud their creativity but shake my head at their ineptitude.
 
2013-03-28 01:11:11 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: meat0918: Dahnkster: Anybody have the original to that.

Do you have the original of that bottom pic?

Thanks in advance.

NSFW obviously. You're welcome.


thats a new one.  i fapped larfed
 
2013-03-28 01:12:15 AM  

unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us


So basically it says, "Strip off your clothes and run free."

/it's called paraphrasing.
 
2013-03-28 01:16:48 AM  
It's bound to be in one of these.

/each one being the word of god exactly as he spoke it
 
2013-03-28 01:22:18 AM  

Hickory-smoked: We're just following ancient history...


Yep, there we go.
 
2013-03-28 01:22:20 AM  
If there were strippers in church, I'd go every day.
 
2013-03-28 01:30:10 AM  

meat0918: Dahnkster: [seerockcity.biz image 350x350]
[wvtm.images.worldnow.com image 600x338]
[i434.photobucket.com image 640x494]
I went to the Rock's Church for the laying on of hands.

Anybody have the original to that.

Do you have the original of that bottom pic?

Thanks in advance.


Here you go.

www.celebrityvalues.com

/Never gets old.
 
2013-03-28 01:30:59 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: It's bound to be in one of these.

/each one being the word of god exactly as he spoke it


That's what he gets for Babeling, isn't it? Tsk. Crazy, drunk deities...

People_are_Idiots: unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us

So basically it says, "Strip off your clothes and run free."

/it's called paraphrasing.


Nah, it's called a loose interpretation.

/Very loose.
//If you get my meaning.
 
2013-03-28 01:38:45 AM  
Someone needs to tell Sherea Harris to lay off the clown makeup.

She has very nice eyes, but with all of the eye shadow and arched eyebrows she looks like she's having a seizure.
 
2013-03-28 01:41:56 AM  

Canton: J. Frank Parnell: It's bound to be in one of these.

/each one being the word of god exactly as he spoke it

That's what he gets for Babeling, isn't it? Tsk. Crazy, drunk deities...

People_are_Idiots: unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us

So basically it says, "Strip off your clothes and run free."

/it's called paraphrasing.

Nah, it's called a loose interpretation.

/Very loose.
//If you get my meaning.


As are the girls, I suppose.
 
2013-03-28 02:10:11 AM  
Yeah, God says a lot of crazy stuff.
 
2013-03-28 02:15:43 AM  
"As she stood behind him at his feet weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears. Then she wiped them with her hair, kissed them and poured perfume on them."
--Luke 7:38

Yup, sounds like Jesus was a kinky bastard to me.
 
2013-03-28 02:44:34 AM  

Sir Simon Milligan: ReapTheChaos: It still doesn't say "Strip for me," and it's not a direct quote from Jesus, so I've no idea what these idiots are talking about.

Is it really that hard for you to grasp?

quotation marks shouldnt be used for paraphrases. quotation marks are for verbatim quotes.


It IS a verbatim quote.
 
2013-03-28 02:45:42 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I don't think it's going to stop many people from going in the club, but I do like his goal of getting guys to spend their money on their family/kids instead of wasting it at a strip club. I've never understood why guys go to those places, even if you don't tip the strippers much the $20 cover and $8 beers will empty your wallet pretty quick.


Maybe they are going there to support their wife or their daughter.
 
2013-03-28 02:56:59 AM  

Gyrfalcon: unlikely: I'm not sure what they think they're quoting, but it's not the bible

Hebrews 12:1
Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us

Here's the quote from the "New Living Translation" of the Bible, which is the one actually referred to on the billboard:

Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a huge crowd of witnesses to the life of faith, let us strip off every weight that slows us down, especially the sin that so easily trips us up.

It still doesn't say "Strip for me," and it's not a direct quote from Jesus, so I've no idea what these idiots are talking about.


Religious people getting the bible wrong? That NEVER happens.
 
2013-03-28 03:02:12 AM  
Call me a goody two shoes, but I am willing to stand and deliver them unto Jesus. We Christians must be bold,  become kings of the wild frontier, strong in manners and physique, unafraid to face the antics in the dog eat dog world of the unbeliever to bring salvation to friend and foe alike.

On the continent I have preached to them all, the young Parisians and  Deutscher girls, unafraid to deal with the rough stuff to bring the message that Jesus came back as a cool zombie. I try to keep it light at first, perhaps a bit desperate but not serious, willing to help with cartrouble or unhappiness, to show that there is room at the top in Heaven for all. it feels so wonderful to share the joy, it's gotta be a sin, but there is always forgiveness for Jesus is love and you can't set rules about love.
 
2013-03-28 03:08:34 AM  

valkore: [i.imgur.com image 450x566]

/dnrtfa - just wanted to use this


That gave me the giggle fits. Good job. Good job.
 
2013-03-28 03:10:00 AM  

Podmore: Not an exact quote, but it does talk about stripping.


Yet Holy Rollers wonder why some people question the Bible's translation.
 
2013-03-28 05:33:10 AM  
So, essentially, the good pastor is pointing out that the Bible endorses stripping.  He's suggesting that you shouldn't be ashamed to go to the strip club.  And, that if you're a hot Christain female, getting naked if front of a bunch of guys is A-OK.

/must be a result of attendance slipping at his church
//and,he's willing to bring up some controversial topics to stimulate greater attendace
 
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