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(Daily Mail)   Ah, history: "Closer inspection of this artwork reveals a human-like male in sexual congress with what is indisputably a nanny goat"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-03-27 09:06:23 PM  
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And I keep hearing things are worse no than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.
2013-03-28 12:01:35 AM  
2 votes:
If you read one chapter of one book in your life, make it the Piper at the gates of dawn in Wind in the Willows. Seriously. Go do that right now.
2013-03-27 11:15:17 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: vpb: But also half human

You mean half god, or actually all god.

So it's kind of debatable if it's bestiality or not because gods can change shape. So he could be a goat if he wanted to. He wanted to be a satyr. So... hmmm.


No, Pan was definitely half god. His father was Hermes and his mother was a nymph. He always had the bottom half of a goat.

You're thinking of Dionysos, perhaps, who was all god, but equally horny.
2013-03-27 11:11:55 PM  
2 votes:
Yes, depraved. That's how we refer to non-Victorian minded people. Depraved and primitive. All those inferior races.

/sarcasm, if you didn't guess
2013-03-28 01:56:24 AM  
1 votes:

foxyshadis: Aulus: Seriously, as a Classicist (majored in Classical Languages and minored in history), I got to see some seriously farked up shiat from antiquity. A mild sample Link (NSFW)

Then there was stuff to give even Freud nightmares: Link (NSFW)

I don't suppose I don't need to go on with the stuff Catullus, Martial, Juvenal and Apuleius was writing...

Wait, people drank out of a bowl with a giant cock sticking out of it?

...I want to party with these people.


Not only that, but the cock was hollow and hinged, so it floated on top of any liquid in the bowl.
2013-03-28 01:43:05 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Emperor Hadrian was excoriated for his habit of playing with little boys...

Ouch. That'll leave him too sore to have any boys sit in his lap.


Actually, he used to wade around in this pond and have them nibble his toes. He called them his minnows. Catamites are a lovely thing if you're the Emperor, I guess.
2013-03-28 01:36:37 AM  
1 votes:

SubBass49: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


That windchime would really tie my patio together and please my HOA.
2013-03-28 12:51:10 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously, as a Classicist (majored in Classical Languages and minored in history), I got to see some seriously farked up shiat from antiquity. A mild sample Link (NSFW)

Then there was stuff to give even Freud nightmares: Link (NSFW)

I don't suppose I don't need to go on with the stuff Catullus, Martial, Juvenal and Apuleius was writing...
2013-03-27 11:52:59 PM  
1 votes:
Closer inspection? How close do you need to be to figure that one out?
2013-03-27 11:44:43 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: J. Frank Parnell: edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse now than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.

Pretty much. There are people in the comments there saying the eruption was god punishing them for their hedonism.

God hadn't been invented yet in 79

Anno Domini   Let's not get ahead of our theology.

Snerk

/I love the Romans, they accused their politicians of bestiality and incest like we accuse ours of lying, that should give ya a insight to their character
/I also find it funny that they considered homosexuality ok as long as you were the pitcher, but being the catcher was just beyond the pale...
2013-03-27 11:31:39 PM  
1 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: Yes, depraved. That's how we refer to non-Victorian minded people. Depraved and primitive. All those inferior races.


I farking hate the Daily Fail.
2013-03-27 11:29:42 PM  
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse now than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.

Pretty much. There are people in the comments there saying the eruption was god punishing them for their hedonism.


People punished for their hedonism by God - Pompeii (79), Japan (2012)

People not punished for their hedonism by God - Everyone else (always)

GOD NEEDS TO UP HIS GAME.
2013-03-27 11:14:51 PM  
1 votes:
Well thank God it wasn't a billygoat. That would have been unnatural
2013-03-27 10:06:16 PM  
1 votes:

vpb: But also half human


You mean half god, or actually all god.

So it's kind of debatable if it's bestiality or not because gods can change shape. So he could be a goat if he wanted to. He wanted to be a satyr. So... hmmm.
2013-03-27 08:13:49 PM  
1 votes:
Pan is not a human male. Pan is half goat.
 
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