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2013-03-27 08:13:49 PM  
Pan is not a human male. Pan is half goat.
 
2013-03-27 08:35:59 PM  
Wrigley Field graffiti?
 
2013-03-27 09:06:23 PM  
And I keep hearing things are worse no than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-27 09:44:39 PM  

doglover: Pan is not a human male. Pan is half goat.


But also half human, much like people from the parts of the country where goat farking Is common.
 
2013-03-27 10:06:16 PM  

vpb: But also half human


You mean half god, or actually all god.

So it's kind of debatable if it's bestiality or not because gods can change shape. So he could be a goat if he wanted to. He wanted to be a satyr. So... hmmm.
 
2013-03-27 11:09:06 PM  
How they watched child porn in ancient times...old Abe Lincoln there liked to watch from the corner.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-27 11:11:55 PM  
Yes, depraved. That's how we refer to non-Victorian minded people. Depraved and primitive. All those inferior races.

/sarcasm, if you didn't guess
 
2013-03-27 11:14:51 PM  
Well thank God it wasn't a billygoat. That would have been unnatural
 
2013-03-27 11:15:17 PM  

doglover: vpb: But also half human

You mean half god, or actually all god.

So it's kind of debatable if it's bestiality or not because gods can change shape. So he could be a goat if he wanted to. He wanted to be a satyr. So... hmmm.


No, Pan was definitely half god. His father was Hermes and his mother was a nymph. He always had the bottom half of a goat.

You're thinking of Dionysos, perhaps, who was all god, but equally horny.
 
2013-03-27 11:15:47 PM  

edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse no than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.


This country used to be great, before Congress was given the powers of taxation by the Constitution and True Patriots were fighting the British! This period lasted from roughly 1775 to 1789.
 
2013-03-27 11:17:12 PM  

anuran: Well thank God it wasn't a billygoat. That would have been unnatural


Are we sure it's a female, though?
 
2013-03-27 11:20:19 PM  

edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse now than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.


Pretty much. There are people in the comments there saying the eruption was god punishing them for their hedonism.
 
2013-03-27 11:25:42 PM  

fusillade762: anuran: Well thank God it wasn't a billygoat. That would have been unnatural

Are we sure it's a female, though?


Of course it was, otherwise it would be unnatural
 
2013-03-27 11:29:42 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse now than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.

Pretty much. There are people in the comments there saying the eruption was god punishing them for their hedonism.


People punished for their hedonism by God - Pompeii (79), Japan (2012)

People not punished for their hedonism by God - Everyone else (always)

GOD NEEDS TO UP HIS GAME.
 
2013-03-27 11:31:39 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Yes, depraved. That's how we refer to non-Victorian minded people. Depraved and primitive. All those inferior races.


I farking hate the Daily Fail.
 
2013-03-27 11:32:15 PM  
So utterly depraved.  I wonder if The Daily Mail has discovered the internet yet...On it there is this British newspaper named The Daily Mail.
 
2013-03-27 11:34:14 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse now than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.

Pretty much. There are people in the comments there saying the eruption was god punishing them for their hedonism.


God hadn't been invented yet in 79AD. Let's not get ahead of our theology.
 
2013-03-27 11:44:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: J. Frank Parnell: edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse now than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.

Pretty much. There are people in the comments there saying the eruption was god punishing them for their hedonism.

God hadn't been invented yet in 79

Anno Domini   Let's not get ahead of our theology.

Snerk

/I love the Romans, they accused their politicians of bestiality and incest like we accuse ours of lying, that should give ya a insight to their character
/I also find it funny that they considered homosexuality ok as long as you were the pitcher, but being the catcher was just beyond the pale...
 
2013-03-27 11:46:03 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-27 11:52:59 PM  
Closer inspection? How close do you need to be to figure that one out?
 
2013-03-27 11:57:45 PM  

FunkOut: Closer inspection? How close do you need to be to figure that one out?


He could be merely wrestling with it and the penetration, if any, could have been purely accidental......

/ I am sure some researcher, who is into that sort of thing, is trying to secure funding for further research as we speak
 
2013-03-27 11:59:11 PM  
No Satyr tag?
 
2013-03-28 12:01:35 AM  
If you read one chapter of one book in your life, make it the Piper at the gates of dawn in Wind in the Willows. Seriously. Go do that right now.
 
2013-03-28 12:01:50 AM  

Pribar: Gyrfalcon: J. Frank Parnell: edmo: And I keep hearing things are worse now than ever. Because of gays. And unions. And liberals.

Maybe things haven't changed so much. Maybe some folks just wish some things had changed.

Pretty much. There are people in the comments there saying the eruption was god punishing them for their hedonism.

God hadn't been invented yet in 79 Anno Domini   Let's not get ahead of our theology.

Snerk

/I love the Romans, they accused their politicians of bestiality and incest like we accuse ours of lying, that should give ya a insight to their character
/I also find it funny that they considered homosexuality ok as long as you were the pitcher, but being the catcher was just beyond the pale...


Oh, and as long as it was with the right kind of person. Emperor Hadrian was excoriated for his habit of playing with little boys...but I guess adult men were acceptable IF you were on top.

(and nobody called it 79 AD until much later you silly person. That didn't get started till the Venerable Bede)
 
2013-03-28 12:06:52 AM  
This entire article needs a parental advisory. The picture of preggers Kim Kardashian on the right hand side frightened me terribly.

/if her ass was any bigger it would have its own gravitational pull
 
2013-03-28 12:23:30 AM  
Dong Chimes.

That is all.
 
2013-03-28 12:23:36 AM  
There were penii in the air that day ...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-28 12:23:42 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: This entire article needs a parental advisory. The picture of preggers Kim Kardashian on the right hand side frightened me terribly.

/if her ass was any bigger it would have its own gravitational pull


I'm still not sure why obscure 90's Star Trek villains are so popular these days.
 
2013-03-28 12:24:06 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-28 12:24:20 AM  
SIX SECONDS! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
 
2013-03-28 12:25:46 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
"On the left, we have a piece titled, Total Fark Member on Friday Night."
 
2013-03-28 12:33:48 AM  
So they call me Pan, the builder of houses? No.
 
2013-03-28 12:46:33 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: So they call me Pan, the builder of houses? No.


No. They call you Zamfir, the builder of amore.
 
2013-03-28 12:51:10 AM  
Seriously, as a Classicist (majored in Classical Languages and minored in history), I got to see some seriously farked up shiat from antiquity. A mild sample Link (NSFW)

Then there was stuff to give even Freud nightmares: Link (NSFW)

I don't suppose I don't need to go on with the stuff Catullus, Martial, Juvenal and Apuleius was writing...
 
2013-03-28 12:51:54 AM  

SubBass49: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x391]
"On the left, we have a piece titled, Total Fark Member on Friday Night."


Heh, that's pretty good.
 
2013-03-28 12:57:01 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: There were penii in the air that day ...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


Those guys were way ahead of their time.
 
2013-03-28 01:22:32 AM  

Rufus Lee King: If I ever win the lottery, or anything like that, I'm going to go see the Villa of the Mysteries in person. Weird things are going on there.

[www.rome101.com image 799x585]


I like the red-faced character in the top left corner.  "Hey guys, what's goin' on in h...  Oh. Uh. Never mind.  I'll just be going now."
 
2013-03-28 01:25:16 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Emperor Hadrian was excoriated for his habit of playing with little boys...


Ouch. That'll leave him too sore to have any boys sit in his lap.
 
2013-03-28 01:26:36 AM  

Aulus: Seriously, as a Classicist (majored in Classical Languages and minored in history), I got to see some seriously farked up shiat from antiquity. A mild sample Link (NSFW)

Then there was stuff to give even Freud nightmares: Link (NSFW)

I don't suppose I don't need to go on with the stuff Catullus, Martial, Juvenal and Apuleius was writing...


Wait, people drank out of a bowl with a giant cock sticking out of it?

...I want to party with these people.
 
2013-03-28 01:28:53 AM  

foxyshadis: Aulus: Seriously, as a Classicist (majored in Classical Languages and minored in history), I got to see some seriously farked up shiat from antiquity. A mild sample Link (NSFW)

Then there was stuff to give even Freud nightmares: Link (NSFW)

I don't suppose I don't need to go on with the stuff Catullus, Martial, Juvenal and Apuleius was writing...

Wait, people drank out of a bowl with a giant cock sticking out of it?

...I want to party with these people.


Romans were all like "Cocks are awesome! Let's put em everywhere!"

I think this is where the early Christians developed a fear of genitalia from the cock-crazed Romans.
 
2013-03-28 01:36:37 AM  

SubBass49: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


That windchime would really tie my patio together and please my HOA.
 
2013-03-28 01:38:35 AM  
Pribar:
/I love the Romans, they accused their politicians of bestiality and incest like we accuse ours of lying, that should give ya a insight to their character
/I also find it funny that they considered homosexuality ok as long as you were the pitcher, but being the catcher was just beyond the pale...


And even that rule was honoured more in the breach than the observance, so to speak. Rich old Romans weren't dressing up like women and hiring out well-muscled young soldiers and gladiators just to admire their rear views, if you catch my drift.
 
2013-03-28 01:43:05 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Emperor Hadrian was excoriated for his habit of playing with little boys...

Ouch. That'll leave him too sore to have any boys sit in his lap.


Actually, he used to wade around in this pond and have them nibble his toes. He called them his minnows. Catamites are a lovely thing if you're the Emperor, I guess.
 
2013-03-28 01:44:25 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Emperor Hadrian was excoriated for his habit of playing with little boys...

Ouch. That'll leave him too sore to have any boys sit in his lap.

Actually, he used to wade around in this pond and have them nibble his toes. He called them his minnows. Catamites are a lovely thing if you're the Emperor, I guess.


I thought that was Tiberius. Oh well, plenty of pervy Roman emperors to choose from.
 
2013-03-28 01:56:24 AM  

foxyshadis: Aulus: Seriously, as a Classicist (majored in Classical Languages and minored in history), I got to see some seriously farked up shiat from antiquity. A mild sample Link (NSFW)

Then there was stuff to give even Freud nightmares: Link (NSFW)

I don't suppose I don't need to go on with the stuff Catullus, Martial, Juvenal and Apuleius was writing...

Wait, people drank out of a bowl with a giant cock sticking out of it?

...I want to party with these people.


Not only that, but the cock was hollow and hinged, so it floated on top of any liquid in the bowl.
 
2013-03-28 02:00:05 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Emperor Hadrian was excoriated for his habit of playing with little boys...

Ouch. That'll leave him too sore to have any boys sit in his lap.

Actually, he used to wade around in this pond and have them nibble his toes. He called them his minnows. Catamites are a lovely thing if you're the Emperor, I guess.

I thought that was Tiberius. Oh well, plenty of pervy Roman emperors to choose from.


With the finest in lead cookware.
 
2013-03-28 02:10:17 AM  
Now Congress is going after the goats?

Is nothing sacred in this country anymore?
 
2013-03-28 02:17:40 AM  

Evil High Priest: If you read one chapter of one book in your life, make it the Piper at the gates of dawn in Wind in the Willows. Seriously. Go do that right now.


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Okay, now what?
 
2013-03-28 06:17:56 AM  
I think I'll have lamb for my Passover Satyr this weekend.
 
2013-03-28 06:22:00 AM  
Do they call him Paddy the fence builder? no! but you fark one goat...
 
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